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What if buhari is not there? He is probably in the Dorchester hotel whilst these guys are here carrying placards.

Lexusgs430:
He is very analytical..... A very good teacher..... Financial lessons for dummies...........

I got to know about trading212s intention to start charging from him even before t212 realised they would I subbed him when when he had about 100 subs and I have learnt a lot since.

Lexusgs430:
Go on youtube and watch videos by Sasha Yanshin........ And a host of other financial vloggers...........

I am not a financial adviser..... I like that guy.

Lexusgs430:
The trick is lock it in the booth, whilst in transit........

impossicant the aroma would make you park on the motorway and dip your fingers in it. If you eat this with ewa agoin chei

Lexusgs430:
Have you not tasted Angel's loaf..........

The last time I bought a hot one from angels bakery Barking Road, I finished it before getting home.

Oh Lawd.. How much to drill a borehole?

Tap0lane:
I presume the msg belong to your foolish father in hell pls take it to him with every member of your household dead alive n unborn.

E ma ku po ni tebi tara.

Ko ni ragba fun awon olori ebi e... You this genetic waste.

Tap0lane:
Why do foolish Igbos like you now celebrate failures governing Alaigbo who are not able to build a single road or did Tinubu not build more than 10 roads yet your bigoted deluded igbo father insult him daily on NL.

Oloriburuku mashanfani

If you want to get Nigerians happy, just build one useless road leading to nowhere, then you are highly performing.

hustla:
4th attempt, chei

You don make my liver cut oo, was planning to sit for SAA, SysOps, DevOps and Security later this year

I have taken the Stephane Maarek and ACG's training like thrice but money never dey for the entire stack

I dont mind if you can share a voucher if you have

Stephanie maarek is good. I used him for the CSAA. I like his cool method of teaching. My voucher is being reserved for security specialty before the end of the year if pandemic permits.

Olalekank:
Ah. AWS, user friendly? If you say AWS is more user friendly, I wonder what azure would look like lmao

Haven’t had to use AWS professionally but the basic services I’ve used on my own were a pain. How would you recommend one prepare for the AWS professional course?

Well, I believe its easier than azure... What I did was to use acloudguru. I opened a free tier and I was following the steps. Tbh, anyone in tech should learn one of the 3 - AWS, Azure or GCP as it is getting to that stage where any org that's not on cloud would die a natural death.
Maybe, I am biased because I am only learning cloud to secure it.

LagosismyHome:
Thanks ...nice one

Trying to access how easy it is to break into Aws if you go through training and certification. If that enough to get you in the door

Keep learning it and familiarise yourself with the services on AWS... Opportunities do come when you would just be able to blag your way in using that knowledge. Start from aws cloud practitioner

hustla:
Reason why it comes easy to you

I passed on the 4th attempt, so it didn't come easy.. The aws cloud is well architected and more user friendly than azure hence why they are still in forefront of cloud service. The only reason azure is getting more traction is because substantial number of organisation use the Microsoft stack - o365, Ms dynamics, azure Devops and so on... It's inherently easy to integrate into azure cloud

LagosismyHome:
Were you able to get a job or transition into an AWS role ?

I am already working in an org with workloads and resources on AWS cloud

hustla:
Hmmmmm AWS

I will advise you start from Office 365 / Exchange Online and Azure, then start from there
AWS is more developer centric but if u start from azure which is user friendly, u can then transition to AWS

I did aws solution architect and I'm not studying for azure, IMHO azure is tougher.

oscarwilde:
No p....
I just been wan follow up on the Digital Banana gist.... my guy for london bin recommend am give me. Say the hands-on experience will come in handy.... but wifey say make I land first.....

Please land first before you make any commitments. I am not going to be the one to give you the review about digital bananas but one thing I know is that you can learn all the skills you need to succeed in this country without paying a dime.

Lexusgs430:
Babymamas ti poju........

One should be able to connect to a network at every location

oscarwilde:
Well, was thinking more of UI/UX .... DevOps be like long thing for me

Bros, You sent me DM? Apologies I can't access the email, I am still trying to remember the password. I used one of my babymamas name

Lexusgs430:
Very different scenarios.......

One resides in the UK, whilst the other is resident in Nigeria (at times of application).......

True..

Aphrodite007:
Please o, can someone living in Nigeria open a Monzo account? I want my cousin to open a pounds account so I’ll save money there for them to show funds in their account.

I won’t go close to the naira with a barge pole.

My friend came to london for a week and opened Monzo and Starling. Maybe she got lucky I don't know..

LagosismyHome:
Some saw good money during the fancy flight ... (better than what their natural bread would have given) that should count for something

You only make good money in contract roles if you do it continuously long term. A 6 month role is just there to mess up one's system cos you'd have spent the corporation tax and vat whilst looking for another role.

DisGuy:
seriously? lol

all those testimonies use to enter my eyes back then when their ads were everywhere!

What they succeeded in doing was getting people off their natural daily bread on to this flight of fancy, now everyone is back to square one.

oscarwilde:
I been wan take BA course with Digital Bananas self. Is it still worth it?

You go chop banana you go yo...

Lexusgs430:
Back in time or back in reverse, that £210 must still be paid............

We know Oga Erico2k2, does not do new generation banks, so is not aware of soro soke generation features........

why you come destroy my parol na...erico don dey google curve lol

Lexusgs430:
Your saving grace at the moment is, your wife is currently employed and has an accommodation..........

That lifts a massive pressure of your manhood....... When you arrive, get your BRP etc etc

Look around Hull, Hall all options available to you.....

Since una don born 3 already, whilst you dey house job hunting, no contemplate Number 4........

NB : Depending on when you intend to arrive, if you can undertake a crash course in plumbing, barbing etc etc...... Would be to your advantage........ [b]Abi banker no fit be plumber or barber [/b]etc etc ........

or electrician - the money wey dey there na die.

as dem keji giwa don cast project management and BAs lol

deept:
We chop those one for 30 years diversifying our portfolio. Did you hear about the fisherman in Rivers state that caught some fish worth millions od dollrs and he and his people used for pepper soup

diversify ko diversity and inclusion ni....the only way i can diversify is to go the route of smoked catfish....you know feeling when you suck the stew out of its head

erico2k2:
trip was Ok, nah the £210 dem force me pay dey pain me pass

Erico my guy, you could have used your curve card to pay the £210 and come home to reverse it by going back in time....one of the benefits of fintech and challenger banks

deept:
infact ehn, i love salmon, make the price dropso i can have salmon with everything

All you these oyinbos, you no dey see catfish, tilapia, redbream and hake?

Lexusgs430:
Hence a snail cannot be a ram.........

but he go still enter coat and pose as a banker na ...your wahala too much

davide470:
Partially true, but there are exceptions.

When i wanted to open a bank account some years back, it was one Indian mama who was the Asst. Branch Head that helped me (maybe she was bored that day). The branch was a tiny Barclays branch with about 5/6 staff. She took her time and we had a long discussion on how she managed one of India's biggest bank branches back at home and when she moved to the UK, she got this which was way below her but she isn't complaining.

There is a way he will package his CV, convert every lead, funds he managed, daily forex transactions, profit he made from his branch to £ (with the Naira equivalent in bracket), and some banks would actually give him a shot, at a lower grade though.

Covid might be a limiting factor as per face-to-face but you never can tell!

As he is sending, he can also be using side eye to check out Amazon and the ever-recruiting care homes too..very important

Cc: oscarwilde

You said everything my lazy self couldnt type. I was thinking along the lines of the shitty pay involved.

TBH, to be a banker in naija is soul destroying and life wasting; I remember working in a department called funds transfer...all you do everyday is helping customers to transfer money from one account to the other.

Lexusgs430:
As a JJC...... NO.....

even with 11 years experience?

TheGuyFromHR:
Lol.
Resist it with every fibre of your being.
Collars have other colours apart from white.

Are you and Lexusgs430 saying the guy can't work as Bank manager here?