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DaveChapelle:
not the new-new ones nau... Anyway, we are sampling... After this I'll sample either Evoque or lne of the benzes, that's if electrics don't become the new vogue

It is Juke Nismo RS not Juke

https://m.atcdn.co.uk/a/media/w800h600/dd72771e26e5480a9f832f8ec7b55e2a.jpg

This is £10k on autotrader

DaveChapelle:
you mean a £1k lexus... Why are they so good, but so cheap. That's y i didn't buy lexus as replacement... Too cheap

Guy if I tell you how much I bought my Lexus you go run. Which Lexus is cheap? I was thinking you go upgrade to IS250 from IS200 but you went for JUKE? you dissapointed me man. I would have forgiven you sef if you'd gone for Qashqai. Oya go back and return am

DaveChapelle:
I used to like the chr better until I saw the juke nismo rs. But, the juke itself I agree is some what ugly

Lmao...so, you know it's ugly? that's why I asked if you bought it for yourself. You can't go from Lexus to Joke. It's a no no.

DaveChapelle:
hahaha...Are you a Russian spy?! Mother Russia KGB

Nah mate I'm just a just a professional skeptic.

Lexusgs430:
Have you tried the bluetooth connection, to stream in vehicle?....

Never... My car prompts me to connect to Bluetooth everytime. That means if my phone rings everyone in the car can listen to my convo. Too dangerous mate

MobilityExpress:
Is it not under Sharia law thieves are amputated? I mean, common, ordinary thief that stole maybe food or little money. Now imagine what will happen to thieves that stole 2.3m AED , foreign thieves. Those Arabs will want to set a big example of them to discourage any similar future occurrences. Those guys would wish they were never born by the time they start with them. I won't be surprised if they gut out their kidneys and feed their intestines to crocodiles Arabs show no mercy

It's OK to say Rip in advance.

DaveChapelle:
y don't u use an amazon playlist or stream your music

I have amazon prime but I only listen to naija music. Even with that I'm very picky. Also, I don't want to start fiddling with the phone whilst driving.

Lexusgs430:
Why not port via Bluetooth?....? That is if Bluetooth is installed.............

You see I'm crazy about data segmentation. I use my phone to make calls only. I don't like using it for my songs, so I want to use the USB stick to that I can delete on the fly and change the compilation.

Lexusgs430:
But when you visit the showroom, you are treated like a king...... While they deprive you of a Kings ransom.........

True sha

So, nobody is talking about the fact that these guys will now be tried under sharia law. The end lo pin cinema.!

Lexusgs430:
Toyota.......

You no serious they share the same showroom. They are money sharks. For example, the USB port is currently not working I called them for a quote they said its going to cost 450 + vat. I said thank you to them I will be using cds.

DaveChapelle:
your local garage. I used Halfords when i had to replace mine, but friends said i should have just used any local garage. They can buy the lexus parts themselves

Yeah. I want to be sure they use the oem not just some other pads. As that could invalidate my warranty or might not pass the next mot.

Lexusgs430:
https://www.selcobw.com/#


Navigate to kitchens.......... They also have physical stores, dotted around.......

Bro, do you know where I can get original brake pads for lexus without going to lexus?

Lexusgs430:
Canning Town has really woken up into the 21st century.... Used to be a poorly invested Borough, things have really improved and now looks very modern.....

Yes o. They are building some crazy structures in there now

Lexusgs430:
Bronx on Barking Road next to Kwik kit in canning town...

That one no do you?....

Abi sqirres restaurant in front of mcdonalds

DaveChapelle:
Are there ways to make money online in this UK...i heard of surveys?...or funny one i heard the other day...sperm donation....is this a thing here? my doctor sperm ought to be premium price isn't it?

Bro what kind of financial quagmire did you get yourself into? To the point that you want to sell your cum?

Lexusgs430:
They don't go hunting around......... Advertise at work, church, mosque (WOM)......

Guy nobody cares. Its not you they are looking for? Just advertise on gumtree or spare room and be very choosy on who you give the room to... If you don't have a gf at the moment you can get a lady lodger on all inclusive.

Lexusgs430:
Wetin i wan take 7 seater do nah?.....

Do you know how many babymamas i have in different area codes?

Lexusgs430:
I agree about volvo, those chinko's are really trying..... Was eyeing a volvo XC40, but the Nigerian in me eventually settled for the C-HR...........

Bro if I get the money I will go for the xc90 inscription.

The grill is enchanting!

Lexusgs430:
That bland design was the style of them years...... Now sharp edges, curves and daytime running lights, are the new bland.......

Lexus is messing up with their rubbish lego-like designs. I was telling a mate that I will not touch those RXs even if they give me free. But, volvo is upping their game!

freemanbubble:
See as the doctors cute
Sometimes when i see doctor on white
The thing go just dey pain me
Na medicine and surgery i be want read o

Untill uniben change my destiny

Imagine uniben go throw me all the way to computer science

Everyday na im i take dey dull for the department
One thing i nor know. No programming language dey enter my head.
Fortran D
Pascal D
Assembly language F

But las last i go dey alright
After all nor be education be the only way to succeed in life

It's not your fault, it's the useless and hoplesss curriculum that included those archaic programming languages. They are meant for legacy systems that have gone the way of dinosaur. You should be learning python, java, c# etc. You have the ability to change your own destiny, just take action.

Why are we not safety conscious in this country

Lexusgs430:
Now be nice........ I read very deeply between the lines......

You misconstrued my statement... I just wanted to be sure he bought it for himself

DaveChapelle:
i'm sure you'd have thought the car had a problem.

Traded up for this bad girl

Is this for you or your partner?

Churches that collect tithes 10% on money rituals

vanity upon vanity

Lexusgs430:
Umidigi, not Umigidi...... You ME Digital......

And i am using an Umidigi device.........


www.umidigi.com

the name alone dey fear me

They want to start doing big man things on the train again.. Just make it work safely first.

Areola means something else to me.

Honor10:
no body in ur family or generation av and will be able to achieve what that errand boy has achieved. id1ot

Take a chill pill is your daddy a messenger?

Nobody is saying its not on but why is the errand boy not going around the market to disburse it any longer?

You need pastor iginla

They are consenting adults...

Done with Linda and davido...