₦airaland Forum

DaveChapelle:
is that how you guys say nigga at work, so y will i say Paki at work?!

The way you are repeating it in every post, I won't be surprised if you say it on the bus.

DaveChapelle:
what about pako?

It's true o before you go and say it at work

iammo:
Honestly i have made more money with my IT skills i learnt myself than any stupid outdated B.S i learnt in school. i wish i can advise more kids like this one. You dont need a degree to plug yourself into a milky part of Nigerian Economy.

Exactly...

iammo:
University Education is overated... learn a trade if jamb disapoints you, till you can get the desired cut off mark

The current IT landscape do not require you to have a degree. Why are you people killing yourselves over these useless degrees.
Go on YouTube and learn a programming language and change the world. Learn about cloud computing which is the next best thing to happen tech world.
If that is not your cup of tea, learn analysis tools such as power bi or cognos. These things are all over the Internet foc... Ditch the Instagram and Snapchat. Give it two years you will make something of your life. But then, you are in Nigeria! Goodluck mate.

DaveChapelle:
Do they sell Nigeria style shawarma here in uk...Tried this silly wraps once in Reading, thought it was like shawarma, they use lamb for the meat and served it in a flat wrap of bread....Tasted awful....think it was a Paki shop, how do i get that 9ja style shawarma ?

That's what they call shawarma. It's pure rubbish! Thats why I asked if the megaplaza shawarma still exist.

cuteguy201:
Lmao. Na affordable quality meals we dey talk naa. Ghana High Jollof is my least preference but the environment isn't that bad. When last where you there?
Yellow Chilli beats Four Points, and Mega Plaza Chinese Restaurant is no match to Mr Chang on Awolowo & Marco Polo on Karimu Kotun,VI.

Do you know if they still sell that shawarma at mega plaza? Since I came here I have never found any close to that good.

DaveChapelle:
Ghana high?!! You should go to The Sun Ikoyi for coeect buffet... 10k eat till you drop

Thanks for hint

Lexusgs430:
Simple solution....... Get a slay queen that can cook/bake them all..............

In Nigeria? Thank you very much.

umarwy:
Eat a lot of Banana

Will try that... Hopefully it works.

Lexusgs430:
Now you see why Type 7 would keep following you......

Guy YOLO..

I miss those rice you eat from the moinmoin leaves.

The ewa agoin with agege bread

Ekuru and ata dindin

Dodo ikire

I just need something strong to counteract the bowel movement which is inevitable.

Lexusgs430:
Know what/where you eat and drink...........

Amala shitta
Ghana high jollof
Bank olemoh designer rice

LagosismyHome:
The rule is from 6 months you can renew..... so yes

I thought this running stomach only affects me. My stomach distrubs me a lot when i go to nigeria. Not sure why when i lived there for many years and was fine before

So that's fine then I can do an expedited one.

The last time I was there, the runny stomach no get part two. I was popping imodium like smarties despite the fact that I didn't drink pure water. I can't afford to lose weight now because its difficult for me to gain pounds of flesh.

Two quick questions:

Can one renew naija passport with three months left to expire? Planning to renew it when I travel.

How can one go to naija and not suffer from dysentery? Everytime I shat myself to bits even imodium couldn't handle it.

Brokenvessels:
Hi everyone. I am currently in the UK and want to certify some documents. The private notaries I have contacted want to charge me an arm and a leg. I will like to know whether anyone have successfully certified their documents at the post office or their bank. I will like to know if I can get it done anywhere without fees. I have contacted my local court where it's free but the latest date of appointment given is June but I want to get it done by Tuesday.

Just go to the post office, they do £10 pounds for three documents iirc

Salebo:
And you are in Cifir pains that MUST give you a Heart attack before 2023 IJN....

Idiot

fatima04:
I dont think so, it's the help to buy ISA/LISA you need to open before November 2019 and between now and 2030 whatever you have saved in the account, government will pay 25% contribution to that which can be used for your Mortgage deposit.

But the maximum contribution you can get is 3k which means you must have donated 12k into that pot

Oh I see...

Nigerians are gullible sha

fatima04:
From my understanding the bonus from the government does not need to be repaid, it's just a 25% contribution to your own ISA savings which can be used for the mortgage deposit once you are ready to buy and sorted out the Exchange deposit with the developer.

The maximum bonus one can get is 3k though.

Are we talking about the same help to buy scheme where you provide 5% deposit and the government assist with 20% towards buying your first property?

He needs to japa to London

fatima04:
Question on having access to ISA or LISA when on Tier 2 Visa answered by home office from the link and picture below

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/tier_2_visa_holders_access_to_he

Help to buy cannot be classified as a public fund because it is a form of loan that you have to repay.

Good question... We know he is a thief. The grandfather of all thieves is jollofing in bourdillon.

DaveChapelle:
How does that get you your money back, are you dealing human parts?

Those are methods not to default mate.

lonelygem:
Let me clear you bro, Ayiri is not just a common citizen like u and I anymore...
He belongs to the association of licensed oil importers and marketers across Nigeria. There are many quiet money magas on this list.. In the likes of Pinacle, AYM Shafa, Sinord, Matrix among others. AYIRI owns A&E depot on Odi-Itsekiri road of Ifie in Warri Delta state and he's the sole owner of all A&E filling stations across the country. These guys decide the faith of common Nigerians like u and I when it comes to oil importation and regulation in conjunction with federal government decisions.

Guy speak for yourself... I don't give a flying feck about any ayiri. He doesn't decide my fate. You guys can keep worshipping these moneybags

RalphJean:
My brother, there will be no one chance.
Even with 50% default rate, I would still be breaking even.
Imagine getting £10,000 loan in the UK at 3% and then ‘laundering’ same to Nigeria, changing to Naira and giving out loans. It’s mad money.

Even though our friend and brother was pissed, the truth is:
Getting £ loans or £ Credit Card cash and zapping it to Nigeria sounds very much like ‘reverse laundering’

Please if anyone sees a bank that gives Loan at 6% (not even 3%), I am interested.
In my own case, I will not want to send to Naija, I would invest here.

I can give you a loan at 6% per month. If you don't repay, I use rudimentary methods to get my money back. Your ankles and hammer tinz... You game?

See chocolate powdered platform

Lexusgs430:
Try Cake Box ... Eggless quality cakes.........

These are the best cakes in my opinion.

Ayiri... What a name!

Why did she beat up her daughter?

Who in their right mind will go and marry Tonto dikeh... I blame the guy

They got what right? Just sit on one of those white plastic chairs, na your thigh the silicon go roll to.

Lexusgs430:
Are you offering your 1 or O..............


Wọn kúkú ti sọwípé aṣẹ́wó ni ẹ........

Emi bawo.... just wanted to help point him in the right direction ni