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DaveChapelle:
have to pppimp for my inlaw oh, make she see better man, as her hubby no make sense

Goodluck bro I currently have too many babymamas. I'm out!

Gratefulheart01:
I think either is correct.

It's either you're literate, semi-literate or an illiterate. There's nothing like semi illiterate.

Gratefulheart01:
Davido never said he wanted 6packs in his post, he rather said he wanted to lose weight.

It's the semi illiterate OP who added the 6pack shiit.





Seems you're expecting someone to rip you up with knifes, axes and bullets?

When you sow air, expect to reap the wind.

If you choose for yourself the iron-way, then, you shouldn't be surprised the day you get dividend of violence.

*Semi literate

mim1031:
No, I didn’t get any visa

You should have done your research, you can't even go there with Schengen visa. The only issue is that you have to answer 'have you ever been deported'? it could affect your future visa applications.

mim1031:
Good morning everyone, i’m In hot soup
I tried going to Dublin for sightseeing this morning, stopped by Irish immigration at Dundalk and sent back to the UK.
What does this mean for my visa and future applications?
I’m on their 2 visa , please help

Did you get visa or you tried to enter through Belfast?

Dagunro de e alakija ooogun.

Just make sure they are alive.

Awon alainironu ara galata..

He probably need an accommodation and that's the easiest and quickest way to get it.

DaveChapelle:
so much jargon talk, please speak english

You think everything is about PLAB?

umarwy:
Are you still in IT?

what other certs did you go for?

What is your current Job?

Thanks

Yes.

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nihilistjnr:
cissp is not the same as N+ or A+

A Btech is more valuable than those courses sef.

If you're looking at it from the perspective that no knowledge is wasted, then I agree. But in terms of value to CV? Nahhh

Bro, you know how this business is. Ordinary 2nd line guys now are expected to be VCPs..

A+ is literally how to plug a computer into power supply and make it on.

You have to start from somehere. The comptia triad will get your foot in the door into probably IT help desk.
From there you can then pave your own path.

I did security plus in 2009 and it did help with my other certs.

nihilistjnr:
Go on jobserve, jobsite, indeed etc, look at the job requirements for those jobs and then do the needful.

Also stop those courses you're doing - They're completely useless

They are not completely useless bro. My cissp alone literally added more than 200 pounds to my daily rate.

In the country, they don't focus too much on paper like naija... It's all about what you know and your ability to demonstrate your knowledge confidently.

nihilistjnr:
I have a guy in that DWP in the North West as a senior devops guy, and those guys dey use ogboju politics to sort out their own.

The guy is taking 650 outside, and his fellow mates doing the same job are classed inside on a bit less.

So caveat emptor.

Ani, RBS guys in Manchester were told 4 months ago that they were now all employees of Alexander Mann

Brother invoice your invoice but prepare for the worst.

Na consultancy parole sure pass now

We shall see o..

nihilistjnr:
SAs at one of the places where I worked before were firmly under client control, so would have failed ways of working test.

Rates are not going up in my opinion....as long as client demand for bum on seat contractors remains.

Proof of this can be seen in public sector. NHS, DWP rates have been stagnant for years

Also, I'm not convinced devops has a long shelf life. I was looking at sliding into that angle at one point, but the sheer levels of automation, and the usual Indian competition undercutting rates, made it a no go for me.

I'm calling it now, Devops is a fad and will be dead(as a cash cow) before 2022. Already, I can see devops adverts with dayrates of £350, with skill requirements longer than the 10 commandments.

I agree the bobs from techmahindra are messing up the rates but that doesn't take anything away from the fact that it is going to hot for about 10 more years until the bubble bursts.

My mate work for dwp as a security architect and was assessed out of ir35. That's why I said this will separate the wheat from the chaff.

Guys in hsbc and all are already crying... We shall see how this is going to pan out. I have always been a prudent contractor anyway plus my area of specialisation needs not be joked with so as not to see the wrath of ico

nihilistjnr:
The only way to truly pass those tests is to work as a consultant

The average bum on sear contractor cannot exercise right to substitute, or insist he wants to work from home 4 days a week.

Rates will not go up, and most clients will take the most risk averse option by blanket declaring all their contractors as within ir35.

i personally know that RBS and HSBC have sent memos to their contractors since last year about how they will all be within ir35 from next year.

Barclays I believe have pulled up retain lists, for contractors they want to try and turn permie.

Contracting as we knew it, is gone bruv.

Contracting is not totally gone.. This will separate pseudo contractors from the real Gs. All the pmos and BAs will struggle while the likes of solution architects and enterprise architects will be milking it. Do you think companies will not start paying the top dollar to get the best of the best devops engineers?
It's just that we contractors are spoilt... Any role getting you approx 10k you should be fine. The legislation is just going to create mullah for umbrella companies.

sgtponzihater1:
How would I survive North London. The cost of accommodation in the zone I am going states 1200 minimum on Zoopla. That nearly half my expected pay

Trust me you will survive, only that you will live like a pauper and places like aldi and primark will look luxurious to you.

nihilistjnr:
Well,

500 a day works out around maybe 6k a month after tax, assuming you invoice 20 days a month.

You probably won't hit that every month. Infact, I reckon you probably invoice around 100-110 days on a 6 month contract. Maybe double that on a 12 month contract...and that's assuming you don't go on many holidays.

The expensing element is gone now so if you have a long commute, or renting a place for work, that's out of your pocket.

All of a sudden, contracting isn't looking like an attractive proposition of you fall within IR35...and most will.

I was just calculating this with a colleague at work. If you have in-demand skills, all you have to do is increase your rate. If not, go permie.

But, I don't see it working as it has not exclusively worked within public sector. Some highly skilled specialists are still raking it in.

All you have to prove is to pass the major test of IR35 legislation: Mutuality of obligation, right of substitution, direction and control.

blanket6560:
always talking like an orchin.. help urself

Idiot

Fanity upon fanity

sgtponzihater1:
Anyway to beat expensive accommodation in North London. I am married in a wife. What cost do we expect to dole out monthly, and how do we cut this cost?

I understand the feeling mate

Lexusgs430:
Not even bank details, but long 16 digits............

Finally credited after over 14 hours...........

I know they do some checks if the funds transfer is over 4k


But, they are usually efficient!

Lexusgs430:
Strange happenings with Azimo........ Almost 12 hours after money transfer initiated, money has still not been credited.......

Still states transfer in progress............

Did you do it directly from your bank account? As in did you put bank details on azimo to be debited? I still sent money yesterday and it took less than 5 minutes to get there

Wale tinubu who is one of the owners of oando is not related to Bola tinubu.

missjekyll:
Please do not,I repeat, DO NOT use Ohentpay to transfer money.

As we speak ,I have had to lawyer up and report to the UK police to try to get my money back from these bastards.

I could have been sleeping on my off week but here I am having meetings because of some scum.

If you have no use for your money,toss it in the tip.

I m soooooo angry

Sorry for your troubles.

Azimo works for me always and extremely fast.

Gele of life... Looks exactly like dstv dish

Bonjoro:
100% confirmed Gay, I can beg with my 2 balls.

You will lose your two balls very soon. The boy is just autistic.

This one is currently scouring mortuaries for dead people to appoint as ministers.

Ambode will get pregnant soon.

A fool and his money...