₦airaland Forum

Afam4eva:
That's how i saw my muslim neigbour setting up canopy and some caterers cooking assorted things. She's a muslim but any reason to throw a party is welcome. Unfortunately, i'm not a party person, else i would have joined the mogbo mo ya gang.

Anyways, that's one culture that i wished Igbos had a bit of.

Lol that's the thing with yoruba.

They will say "Maa se faaji, Maa se faaji Sara mi", Mi o le waku! Which means they must enjoy their life, they can't come and die becos of wahala of life"

MasterChen:
Just wondering who came up with that idea that they should register here

I did a quick check on the account . Seems the guy doesn't respond to posts. Orí yọ́

Lol what do you expect? Once he drops the news, he will log out and view comments in stealth mode.

Hungry people and ipob youths most especially will finish his/her life hence he/she will regret ever coming to nairaland, having conversation with people.

If truly is the presidency then it might be onochie or femi updating us on the affairs of the nation.

Chai uncle seun don hammer o!

@ Presidency, we are praying for PMB to get well soon but what is the current state of his health.? Don't lie to us

omenkaLives:
Spiteful aborigines of the fallen angel will surely be miffed by this news..

Cc: Oba Lil Wayne.

I swear u be Oba Awon werey

madapcmod:
Afonjo can throw party even while owing landlord two years house rent. u will see baby lace wearing lots with chamfered caps and bleaching over fat women with charcoal legs trouping in to eat ewedu ati amala served in one plate with big meat d size of my clenched fist.

Dance time, na wasiu or sunny ade u go dey hear with different kinds of fat nyashes bending and puffing off ewedu mess every where. Chai! i see things for lagos before i relocated. u can choke in baby lace sweat odour, i swear!

Hahahahaha. Asiwin omo Nna! werey afofun ni ye o!

neoapocalypse:
Yoruba party no be for hia , I had the misfortune of being in Ibadan during my maternal great grandfather's burial , the man lived to an over ripe age of 110 years. I was a student in U.I at that time and owu don blow boys. Na so I carry my boys go the parry o , the cows wey dem kill that day go reach 15 , every family actually had their own party , it was like 20 parties in one. Na 3 streets we close that day. Every family ( even within families ) had their own stand/canopy , as all my uncles and aunts see me na , "Yinka , bawo ni , wa joko jeun" , the food we chop that day didn't get out of our system for 5 days , for close to a week , if I belch na egg I go dey smell. I was sick for the next two days after the party , na so so Andrews liver salt I dey drink , I've promised myself not to ever eat like that in my life again.

My brother u get am. Person go release one bomb, even dog go bark for person say "bros ah ahn, wetin sef"

One thing about yoruba party is that you can have duvet of moi moi like 12, duvet of amala /ewedu/gbegiri like 20, meat(catfish, ogufe, ram, maalu, bush meat, etc) like 25 duvets, and others.

I remembered when my big aunty ( 75years of age) marked her birthday, omo the costipation I experienced after that party took me 5days to regain myself.

Mo je a je ranju - I chop nearly quench.

Ofada rice and moi moi, amala and ewedu, iyan and egusi soup, suya, chai

Visiting terrible NYSC camps starting from taraba state won't be a bad idea

fulaniHERDSman:
Pig heads. Burn both the BROOM & UMBRELLA together. We need to wrestle our country back from the bad old fathers.

U just spoke my mind

As far as I am concern, I don't want to see APC and PDP at the helms of power again. Both are same crooks but unfortunately we don't have a strong opposition against these riff raff.

ADPA and KOWA sef are not serious

Hmmmm

Enuguboy4nsk:
when will such project be done in your village Osogbo

When will such project take place in SE?

oseiwe:
roads will pass over and under? where will they come from? even railway? I no understand again

You comment is bereft of knowledge hence show case ignorance on your path. Roads passing under and over, where will it come from! Can't believe someone can say this! Do u know what interchange means at all? Google brooklyn bridge for similar project

omowolewa:
The first issue here is the the VP isn't the chief Librarian or Head of Finance & Accounts in the library, so he might not be aware of the relatively high budget.


Secondly, the said Library isn't Yemi Osinbajo Library as erroneously indicated. He has his Law Library in Lagos.


Thirdly, Budget is an estimate until it's cash backed. If Yemi Osinbajo felt morally inconvenient about the issue as technically pointed out, he can decide to send the budget back for ammendments or simple decline funding.


Fourthly, in budgeting and appropriations MDAs and other government bodies associated with the budget submits their estimates through their Ministries after guidelines, the Federal Polytechnics mentioned submitted theirs based on priority.

Their priority isn't Library Assets, you can't force it on them.


It will be unethically bias to call a dog bad names in other to kill it. Slandering PYO name isn't a good stock in trade for any retail or wholesales outfit, buyers beware!

Word! It's not about defending him because he is a pastor but stating facts on ground.

obonujoker:
What about those that voted Ambode, and he started breaking down and chasing them away from their source of livelihood??

Should they feel regret??

So in order to play safe, he should neglect development to allow slump degrade the serene plan of Lagos?

Well Lagos keeps developing everyday. I pity una 4 that side. You people allowed emotion to becloud your decision and now the consequences are knocking at your door.

Instead of looking past party and vote for a competent person, you brought in tout hence rate of cultism is poaching everyday in rivers state.

fiizznation:
PDP today

APC tomorrow

Biafra a day after tomorrow.


What is the definition of confusion again?

Exactly the way you explained in your comment sir

I think any dictionary that will be produce henceforth should reference your statement as an example of confusion

makydebbie:
Thanks dear. Been a while.

Quite shocked when I saw your comment. You disappeared without even leaving a trace

olujastro:
When you don't know, humble yourself and go and learn about it instead of arguing like you get paid for it.
The burj Khalifa cost $1.5b (about N500b). Following your logic, Is it not just a building after all?
Now go and find out more about the 4th mainland Bridge instead of lazily waiting for people to school you about its design. You have Internet access and videos abound on YouTube.

Don't mind the toddle. A 36km bridge would definitely be 2 and the half times the amount spent to build burj khalifa which is the amount projected for it.

DamiBukola:
look at how u r defending corruption. So because it will be done, the road worth almost a trillion naira ?

Who told you I am doing that? Between all projects in Nigeria are always inflated, one cannot deny it.

dealslip:
Almost a trillion Naira for a 36km bridge. This people should fear God oh!!!

It may look inflated but the project is massive because aside road, other channels will be embedded such as rail, pedestrian, layby, etc.

Kudos to the visionary step of Ambode. I was wondering what could be delaying the construction of the project but their reason is justifiable but they shouldn't have waited up to a year before they terminate the project from the concessionaire

makydebbie:
That gown is gorgeous.

Long time dear

When you thought u have seen it all, IPOB members invents another round of stupidity.

Yet they say yorubas are back stabbers. Need for them to recall that after the civil war, the SW remains the only region till date that returned their properties to them untouched but we know how other regions treat them.

They need to have a rethink and know who are the real back stabbers here.

HungerBAD:
Damn.

These IPOB guys are good. I mean,they have even started manufacturing fake handcuffs too,coupled with the millon other things that is fake that they manufacture.

You can see from the pictures that the cuffs is open,so what exactly is their game plan?oh yes i remember now.

Cause themselves bodily injuries,wear fake handcuffs,circulate the pictures online and claim the Nigeria Army did it.

Just like the fictitious Soldiers nobody has still seen,strip their women of their clothes last week.

The Devil wey go Punish all of UNA wey be agents of confusion in Nigeria still dey do Manicure for Agege.

I, Wristbangle hereby approve this message to mark IPOB sit at home celebration

I came here to learn how oil palm is produced but tribal bigots have ruined the purpose of this thread.

#walks out#

ttilda:
hmmm op it's obvious you don't know tony ezenna, orange drugs.delta soap, boska, procold, mixagrip etc. osram, passion energy drink... dude is fvcking rich

Yes but they are multi millionaires unlike the ones the OP listed

Even some of the ones u mentioned are still on millionaire net worth

CONFAMA:
Whichever this plays out, we the masses will be the greatest winner's.

If perhaps Buhari dies and the North launches a military coup in order to hold on to power, this country will disintegrate and all the regions would have to govern themselves.

Right now, the most unified region in Nigeria is the South west. There would be less power struggle among the power brokers unlike what will unravel in the north, south east and most especially the south south.

Most of the states in those other regions would prefer to be autonomous which might eventually cause political upheaval.

Sir in the games of politics, no region is peaceful though some regions can be more violent than the others

Dimples182:
No excess skin she has amazing skin! If she didn't have surgery.

I doubt it. Surgery will be involved definitely

Btw, still waiting for your reply.

I completely agree with the statistics

Lalasticlala and Mynd44 please the website for this recruitment is pure SCAM..

The authentic website is http://immigration.gov.ng/ not http://www.nisrecruitment.org.ng

To avoid story that touches the heart, It will be good if this thread is taking down immediately.