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Crime / Re: Native Doctor Impregnates Pastor's Wife by X0012(m): 12:18am On Apr 11, 2020
Gobe.
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TV/Movies / Re: "Don't Touch Me", Father Told His Son That Came Back China by X0012(m): 12:17am On Apr 11, 2020
cheesy
Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Wife That Is Wasteful. by X0012(m): 10:32pm On Apr 10, 2020
Na was oh


TheArchangel:
You begged her to marry you abi na she begged you, you dimwitted RoosterDrinker grin grin. So deal with your burden. You will feed, cloth and protect her till she joins her ancestors. kiss kiss
If she is working and taking care of herself, you brokenhearted i'd!ots will call her proud unsubmissive and evening newspaper. If she is depending on you "as you all wish she is a leech" grin grin. Confused dolts.

Don't give her money na.....yeye dey smell
Romance / Re: Men Are Getting Bored About Marriage Cos The Ladies Are Becoming Desperate. by X0012(m): 6:12pm On Apr 10, 2020
Babe Oil dey your head
Chop knuckle grin


Swiitdoll:
Stop chatting shit. Everything should just be done moderately. I’ve cooked at my boyfriends house while I visited Cos we were hungry and he cooks too. Often times I just make the rice as he’s already made his own stew or I don’t cook at all or we eat out. I’ve washed his clothes as putting only two clothes in the machine is a waste of electricity and washing powder so I add his and I forget and he’ll take it out and spread them all. I only agree with no babies. If birth control fails (which isn’t uncommon) please go to the family planning clinic and get rid of it. Why isn’t abortion legal in Nigeria yet? If it’s legal it’ll prevent damaged wombs from unsafe abortions as everything will be done professionally with almost a zero risk. Furthermore there’s nothing like “give him sex” he’s not taking anything from her, it’s a mutual act, she’s either turned on, wants it and consents to it or say no.

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by X0012(m): 5:09pm On Apr 10, 2020
Oga why u always advertising this website for us or are u the owner?


Babatunde40:


One of the sites mentioned is Bit Mistress (Mostly for Canadian members. See Image below)

I have registered. My goal this month is to get 1 serious lover from Canada. Someone to help me escape from 9ja when all this covid stuff is over.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by X0012(m): 6:52pm On Apr 09, 2020
Bro take this good advice


LawBreaker:
Don't date. Only marry her. And you should get straight to marry. I repeat, if you date her you will regret it.
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Between President Buhari And Osinbajo by X0012(m): 8:44pm On Apr 08, 2020
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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Declares Jihad On Chad!!! by X0012(m): 11:35pm On Apr 07, 2020
My ppl make una look how God go expose boko haram and their shameless sponsors.

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Health / Re: All Of You In Lagos Are Going To Be Vaccinated And Chipped. by X0012(m): 6:55pm On Apr 07, 2020
Nigerians are stupid...
It's 2020 for God sake and people still engage in tribalism?
If you all can't make the difference then who will?

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Romance / Re: If This Is Her First Meal For You, Will You Marry Her? (photo) by X0012(m): 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2020
Hell No
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Youtube Orders Video To Be Deleted by X0012(m): 11:31pm On Apr 06, 2020
Hi dunno why I had been finding it difficult to watch the video on the website. Can I find the video on patreon or bitchute?

MichaelDuf:
https://londonreal.tv/the-coronavirus-conspiracy-how-covid-19-will-seize-your-rights-destroy-our-economy-david-icke/
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by X0012(m): 6:41pm On Apr 06, 2020
Chai
Oga u wicked no b small o

mbahdi:
U don't mearit.
I was expecting 14yes imprisonment.as it wud av b in d case of a poor niggga
Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by X0012(m): 7:06am On Apr 06, 2020
Why she no go sleep for house? She kill person ni? Una wahala too much for this country.
tunapawizzy:
Audio arrest. I'm sure she's sleeping at home this night
Science/Technology / Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by X0012(m): 12:50pm On Apr 05, 2020
Thank you!

ofemigeorge:

And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power ... and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them."

(Rev. 9:3,5-6)

So will I send upon you FAMINE AND EVIL BEASTS, and they shall bereave thee; and PESTILENCE and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. I the LORD have spoken it.

(Ezek. 5:17)


The burden of the beasts of the south: into the land of trouble and anguish, from whence come THE YOUNG AND OLD LION,

(Isa. 30:6)


And I will appoint over them four kinds, saith the LORD: the sword to slay, and the DOGS TO TEAR, and the FOWLS OF THE HEAVEN, and the BEASTS OF THE EARTH, to DEVOUR AND DESTROY.

(Jer. 15:3)



And though they hide themselves in the top of Carmel, I will search and take them out thence; and though they be hid from my sight in the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the SERPENT, and he shall bite them.

(Amos 9:3)

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: No Nigerian Is Hungry, We Have Disbursed 100 Billion To Poor Nigerians by X0012(m): 12:48pm On Apr 05, 2020
This man lies with no shame...
NO SHAME AT ALL
DAMN!

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Science/Technology / Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by X0012(m): 8:58am On Apr 05, 2020
ofemigeorge:
According to the books of revelation...after pandemic...this next oppression will be attacks and killings by wild animals. Animals that will eventually become difficult to kill by humans. Na wa embarassed

What verse in revelation?
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by X0012(m): 8:43pm On Apr 04, 2020
Have u done any research to prove people that also think like pastor Chris wrong? Do you have your findings?
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Bunch of fucckkers

Primitive fuckerrs

Anybody that support this conspiracy shit deserve two medals
Medals of stupidity

First medal should be given for being stupid
And the second medal should be added incase he or she lose the first one
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by X0012(m): 2:41pm On Apr 04, 2020
They trying to blackmail you man. How sure are you that u d owner of the pregnancy

Look this is what you should do.
Tell them you can only afford to send her money for her upkeep till she give birth.. You can settle them with not more than 50k( that is if u have the money)
Stay away from women and fucking during this period. Soon as she give birth do a DNA test right away. Your next line of action should be determine after you confirm the child is truly yours ...


!!!!NEXT TIME ONLY GO INTO RELATIONSHIP IF YOU SURE YOU READY TO MARRY THE PERSON!!!!
Health / Corona Corona Corona by X0012(m): 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
Hello my people. There is news going around town that some of the face mask imported to the country had already been infected. But since there is no way we can prove if this is true or not. if you happen to recently buy face mask pls soak it in a bleach solution or hot water to disinfect it...


Stay safe and don't believe whatever they say about corona virus on TV. There is a whole lot going on that they don't want you to know.
Seek the truth and the truth shall set you free.

#peace
Phones / Re: How To Get Free 1gb Data On Airtel Valid For 7 Days by X0012(m): 9:26pm On Apr 03, 2020
Ode

ugiehudu:


You are very stupid for saying that. Do i have a blog? If you don't have the courtesy to check you can as well shut up. Some Nigerians will always find fault in everything you do even when you are trying to help them
Phones / Re: UC Browser No Longer What It Used To Be by X0012(m): 8:45am On Apr 03, 2020
Use mod uc browser. I can even download YouTube videos directly to my phone using the moded UC version
Romance / Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by X0012(m): 10:14am On Apr 02, 2020
Yoo u better be careful with those fuucked up girls
Romance / Re: Look At This Chicken Pepper Soup I'm Cooking — Picture by X0012(m): 10:05am On Apr 01, 2020
Ah u kill this chicken las las
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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria May Not Need Many Ventilators For Patients – Minister by X0012(m): 6:40pm On Mar 31, 2020
People like you always thinks they got everything figured out until they realise they dont.

BruncleZuma:
undecided undecided undecided undecided

Who is still surprised? Abeg make una prepare for the mass burials wen dem already don plan keep.

Romance / Re: Lovers Drown In Ekiti’s Ureje Dam by X0012(m): 6:33pm On Mar 30, 2020
BEANSndPLANTAIN:
Lol I survived the same water
Cus its not yet your time. Its devine
Romance / Re: Okey-dokey Guys!!!!! Here's The Mgbeke Photo. Sorry For The Initial Brouhaha by X0012(m): 7:57am On Mar 30, 2020
Oga control yourself cheesy

Openbusiness:

Chai, see my spec. Later some mumu go say car is not important during this quarantine period, dey ask 'Where I dey go?' Dey dia talk rubbish na. Na here I wan go. Eye no dey take eye see strawberry for fridge, my tongue go they vibrate until I lick am
Health / Re: Corona Virus To End May 29th, Says Indian Boy Who Correctly Predicted It's Start by X0012(m): 12:05am On Mar 29, 2020
6,6,6
Romance / Re: Why Are Women like this? See this,Judge for Yourself and share your experience by X0012(m): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2020
jugbun jugbun
grin

seanwilliam:
Make the topic more appealing for wider contribution @ vega100 ... lol, this one make me remember last year wey I jam one single mother, this is a girl we grew together in the same neigborhood and I never knew she's got a kid.. all of a sudden she started showing this love ooo, I mean calling 247, ready to pay my bills etc, the day i one nack am, naso she dey tell me her story oo..she kon dey tell me say gutter dirty, say she don get pikin , and she is very sure I'm gonna leave her because of that just like others guys had done.. she was seriously begging me to promise her marriage, egba mi ke ? Untop sagamu-Lagos express toto?? I mehn I just weak for mind and konji don hold me die dat day.. i had to fold her well well so the pussy go grip my seanwil.. wen I first put am, e do jugbun jugbun like say paint bucket enter konga, grin una know wetin pain me? She kon dey do" ohh yeah, huh, hmm, pls, small small, please, u go kill me today's I said no be here u go die.. shut up your mouth you dey wine me ni?? Although I said that in a friendly and funny manner..
ooohin, I kuku turn am to friend with benefit since she no one leave me.. I no get time to dey nurse another man's client... grin
Romance / Re: True Or Dare switching 18+ by X0012(m): 12:11am On Mar 28, 2020
E don happen grin

mrblessed:
Why should the thread be closed? Oh, because a buffoon like you couldn't get his acts together. I have told you many times, you don't need Red Pill, what you need is Sense Pill.
Romance / Re: True Or Dare switching 18+ by X0012(m): 12:09am On Mar 28, 2020
Truth
Romance / Re: True Or Dare switching 18+ by X0012(m): 12:06am On Mar 28, 2020
Is this game still on grin

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