Allahumagfir lahoo warham hoo

Ameen, Islamic burial ceremonies are easy,no unnecessary spendings, just a textile of N200 is ok.

Every other valuable belongs to the deceased sons and wife

La Click la Vote APC AGAIN

DisLifeSha:
Money is a problem to me because of my health condition of Type 1 Diabetes. I work for somebody operating a POS service now.

It's better to work on your own but how can you when you're unable to gather money. My move now is to get a loan of 500k. I will be able to start an internet business that will remove me from poverty and I'll easily pay back

Internet business? Cape or computer center

Registered since long time ago on NL, but never knew serious people exists on NL until today. Oh my God, see real matured comments in this topic, I love this topic,this topic will save lives. SEUN, LALASTICLALA PLS FP

Tips:
*Stay sharp, be vigilant, and pray

*Trust no one,

*Don't show off your progress to any one beside your mom and dad,

*Keep low profile life,

*Dismiss your friends and keep non,

*Wise up - they might catch you through GF,

*Get another savings account and damage the ATM card - no mobile banking on the account, dont use USSD also, keep it hidden even to your self,

*Tell your progress (savings) to your Mom because of sudden death,

*Again, Trust no one even the op and me

Up

The op is saying the truth. I swear to God almighty they are leaving south in this period to do dry season farming at the north

Hahjascho:
Don't let the reporters misinform you...he was not talking from a political point of view.

You was there

Good for them, to praise them or hate them, they may likely get money while you are here saying trash

Goto LinkedIn and create a profile

Trying to make my first few millions in real life within the said period

Didn't read your story, but RIP

Why not?

Thanks op, ignore those bad mouthed guys, they are IPOB

Op, create another topic and clarify

Complete the following sentence:

Q1. With the way this guy describe the situation, likely.....................

1. He is IPOB
2. He need some attention
3. He want to become another 'false Prophet'
4. He need some extra cash
5. He need to cash out by 2023 if elections weren't hold, He is a real Prophet then.
6. He is just another Reno
7. All of the above

Laurene:
your sisters may be dumbos at school.

Is that how you did yours??

Instead of finding a female partner for it so it can enjoy its full life, you just communicate to it using IPOB/UGM language.

Op, are you the bandit or the rat? Who attack first?

Bro, the moment Nigerian girls see this your post, the will say you done turn REDPILLER.

But you are doing good, MUM first b4 any bitch

Newton2024:
When is Npower's ''VERRY SOON"? What does that mean in their own dictionary?

Eg: NEXIT PACKAGE, since covid lockdown till today they are still calling it very soon

May be He is not a looter

Its two parts,

PART 1:
2008, I lost Yar'adua
2010-2015 Borno(Maiduguri) was completely destroyed.
2015-2021 The Buhari government, in association with arewa politicians, successfully destroyed the hell out of the region.
God helP us.

PART 2:
My mom is healthy.
My Dad, a DOCTOR is making it as expected.
My Elder Bro is PC at sec. schl getting paid.
My 2 little sis are at ABU scoring reasonable marks.
Me, I am always on NL commenting.

Thanks God.

Sahara Reporters Is Already Condemned

SUPERPACK:
Go to your phone settings, on the top of the screen type ''Proximity sensor'' it should bring the setting up, just disable it and it will stop happening.
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Proximity sensor turns off your screen when you are making a call yo save your battery and since your phone is likely to be placed on your ear, it offs the screen to prevent unauthorised pressing of keys from your body parts touching the screen. It is not a defect on your phone but a design.

Lawalmd:
Do you have a screen guard installed on the phone, sometimes the screen guard disrupt the proximity sensor, remove the screen guard and install another one suited for the phone, talking from experience

If these two people's advice didn't help, its likely a hardware problem, your phone must be disassembled to carry out one of:

1. Clear the proximity sensor of dust

2. Replace with a new one

Either way, the problem is with that sensor...

A Christian will LIE first before commenting in this topic, (the declaration), Oh Muslims, ignore them they are liers.... Till the end

H

Modern

Prostitution= hookup
Music=refreshment
Indecent dressing= Life style
Ritual=Yahoo yahoo
Juju= Prophecy
Laziness= Chatting
Live Porn= BBN

Etc...

Nairaland Is regaining It's consciousness. Believe Me, NL will be much better and educational if posts like this are hitting the front page.

Hate seeing those war threads between NIGERIAN GIRLS and REDPILLERS/SIMPS on FP.

Like if you agree