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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a beer".

"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you".

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the Am erican returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?"

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close your eye and pick any one

some of my friends were contacted 3 days after the interview for medical, as for me i am still expecting there call. 08069157360 4 more infor.
who interview u? is it joy or the other BIG man? just call me make we yan

stay cooll

my other name is OVIYON - a child is Good. u go fear african name

Forget calculation and fire prayer

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fuji house of commotion - that family is sumthing else

Vuitton:
Bloody Yoruba bank, Need to improve their image and style

MAKE UNA NO WORRY THEM STILL KNOW PEOPLE, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THEY HAVE EMPLYED ALL THE PEOPLE THEY KNOW?

Forget about the yoruba stuff, i be YORUBA too

Another test was conducted on the 22nd of December 2007 at central nursery & primary school festac and successful candidate were contacted for interview sumwhere in Apapa on the 29th of DEC.

i don't really know what went wrong on the 7th of DEC. that warrant all this. abi na JAMB WE DO?

Any which way, if u have contact in UBA plz keep the house inform ONE LUV

na wah o o. god day

i love this. this my first time in the JOKE section.

waec question

make we see the mumu(ZOMBI) them go put there

make una reply me na. why una just day read my post no reply
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wouldnt it be nice if u had stated what and who u actually are or at least give a hint. be careful nairalanders some people jst want to have an idea of what a CV shld lk like and they come up wt outrageous infos. anywayz make man pikin no lost attached is also my CV u can view and u can also post. one love

theresa 83 u are very funny u no won caryy last abi?

Re-position myself. Do a SWOT ANALYSIS of 2007 and MOVE ON. Backward Never, Forward Ever

is like most people can't advice there pals, it is a pity. Most people are here to post junk message
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ThoniaSlim
fabiyi
i appreciate - need more contribution, i copy and mail her

I will like to start my CIBN lecture 4rm Jan. plz i need info on how to register, best lecture center in surulere and cost. thanks and GOD bless
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I lost my sweetheart to unemployment on the 11th of NOV, i nearly go mad. i was called for interview on the 27th, i triad everything possible to make her c reason with me but it is still fu cked up. last week i told her i am very close to getting a JOB that i am going to start my training with GTBank next month. GUYZ, she has started looking 4 ways to come back in fact, i receive more calls from her now.

According to my findings, i lost her to a guy called BAYOMI(). he sells car 4 living. i had the guy is planning to marry my girl but she is there for the pepper.

My problem is should i pay her back in her curency or forget about her and let her chapter END with 2007

i will only if she put me on the driver's side

have u paid your NEPA bill? after all u have spent million dis season. think

merry xmas and happy new year in advance. may what brought us to NAIRALAND come to past. AMEN

TO YOUR HOME, WARMTH

TO YOUR HEART, FAITH

TO YOUR SOUL, JOY

MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL AND PURE!

MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

if u do not make a sound it means u have been jax. and u better wakeup. my advice is that u allow the money to accumulate to last day u r surppose to leave. then, my brother create a seen at the office follow by a treath that u are going to sue after this my guy, just send my share .

you are highly welcome

ccoooooooool,

SURULERE 9ja - whz up. u need ppl 4rm 9ja

NA WAH O!!! where some people are collecting 160k 200k. GOD DAY O

I give GOD the glory. He promise to take good care of me and he has kept to his promise. i believe he will never let me down

Don't even think about it. Do what? Nothing good comes easy, if people begin share story 4 nairaland, u go just fent. u NO even thank GOD say u day alive. try and vist LUTH make u ask of intensive unit, u go just come back and edit what u just post. One love - GOD NO DAY SLEEP.

creamdream abi watin be that ur mumu name? i need goat like u this can time. u are just toooooo funny with ur mouth. anyway sha, U GUYZ should check OJUELEGBA COMM. BANK collection of CV will close tomoro. BAD ASS NIGGA

Nah which can life be this?