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Took a girl out to a restaurant (real experience)

Me: what do you want to eat?
Girl: I am a vegetarian I don't eat vegetables.
Me:thinking(she must have forgotten what being a vegetarian meant)
Girl: (to waiter) Give me rice, chicken, moi moi, dodo, catfish, coleslaw, fruit salad.
Me: thinking (omg !!!!! se she go fit finish all these?) Oh, anything else?
Girl: Ok...waiter you have snails and barbeque?
Me: thinking (i don enter one chance).

Oh, what a very interesting topic! let me add my own -

1, I need to send 10k to my sister serving in Kutunwengi and i have money o but my ATM card is bad.(enter a bank and withdraw at the counter)
2, I am stranded i have money in my account but my ATM got stuck in the machine and it would take 10 working days to come out.(same answer with number one)
3, i am not a virgin because i was r.aped in secondary school(how come the boy still greets you with a smile?)
4, The first time i had s.ex the guy didn't really enter so i am still a virgin (the guy must be an Eunuch).
5, I went to AY live with a friend of mine... (they use "friend" if they want to keep the gender off focus)
6, My dad's friend bought the BB Z10 for me (he must be running an NGO)
7, I am close to all my EX(s), (multiple sex partner, once in always in)
8, I was born in US (how come you still queuing up at the embassy for visa)
9, I used to be light in complexion ( now you are as dark as the devil, did you experience nuclear holocaust?)
10,At the mall; oh i love this perfume but i forgot my bag in the car (yea right !!! here is the car keys, go pick it up)


to be continued...

I don't see any big deal here, just request for your bank statement of account covering that period and reconcile except you know within your self the bank is right in their accusation. Coming to Nairaland to complain is merely looking for empathy which wont resolve your case. On a finally note; as Common law dictates - He who must seek equity must come with clean hands !

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Sad sad sad !!!!! A brilliant mind wasted off because of what?? the car? What do you expect if top government officials can settle off kidnappers !!!!!! No police protection anywhere !!!!!no crime scene investigation. We can all read this story and look away and try to forget the story,his family would be in great sorrow as a champion's life is cut short by callous humans who would continue to roam the land of the living waiting for another unfortunate victim. I used to think crime stories read in newspapers were just situations that happen to unlucky and not-so-smart people until the day a gun was pointed at me in Ikeja and i was robbed in the midst of severally passerby(s) and a policeman that hid himself in a commercial bus, that was when i realized it could happen to anybody; all being victims of circumstance !!! R.I.P friend !! and if there is anything reincarnation, next time you coming avoid Nigeria.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Marriage is not by force, so put a sock in it.

I hope Obama is reading, maybe I'd actually care.

Lazy Nigerian men looking for mama part 2.[/quote]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, be careful of what you wish for yourself madam, they may actually come true !!!! If Marriage is your only motivation in a relationship then you are a selfish, self centered, self interest, self seeking, egoistical individual and you would only attract a goon partner just like you. You don't only have a bleak perception of what life is but you readily dish out uncouth terms with such impunity, i would say again ; you shall know them by their words.

Some ladies should be careful of what they say in public forums, you never can say who may be reading. As for those that said they can't act the role for a boyfriend, you wont either when he becomes the husband because wife roles don't jump on girls after wedding ceremony. If you don't do it before marriage you aint gonna do it in marriage !!!! When i see such brazen comments from people, first thing i do is to click on their profile, God help them they don't have relationship with someone i know or else i would sit that guy down and tell him to run for his life. Finally, by their words you shall know them.

I remember those days when i had similar thoughts but when i grew older and started working i now understood what responsibility is all about. The question you should ask yourself is can you sustain yourself if you move out of the house? if so please move out!!! I give you maximum 1 month, you would come back on your knees !!! Believe me you have what some others are praying for so be grateful to God. I have learnt something in life, don't demand for respect, earn it!!!!

Go and ask those that have worked with Dangote, he doesn't pay that well so why do you guys dream of something different? Guess reality is dawning on us, I dont work for Dangote but i have friends who did and resigned.Dont compain yet, wait till you see your salary then you can judge appropriately.

Hello Biggiyke,

I do not doubt your claims about the repairs and the health of the car as at now but i am sure you have learnt one or two lessons from this...The bedrock of a successful business thrives on what the insurance world calls "Uberrimae Fidei" otherwise known as Utmost good faith, you should know you owe your intended customers "full disclosure" on the item you intended to sell because they are actually dealing with you based on faith and trust. Most Nigerian businessmen need to learn this, you might pull a smart sale but the negative impact on your reputation would ground your business !!!! I wish you happy sale.

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A very good job in Naija or a permanent status in US? chose 1.

A 2004 Camry for N670?

Why should anyone stay in an abusive relationship? No advice needed !!!!!

As much as i appreciate his entrepreneurial spirit, i don't subscribe to his ingenuity. Let us stop celebrating mediocrity in this country, we cannot applaud a streetwise guy for doing what the so called "uneducated" traders in Alaba (electronic) market had been doing for years. Let us be able to read a story of him writing programs for new applications, developing new OS, producing prototype hardware or even building strictly locally an imitation from scratch to finish instead of getting credit for what dubious Chinese companies replicated !!!!

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The age difference isn't the problem, e.g. A 25 year old girl can marry a 39 year old man or a 30 year old girl can marry a 44 year old man but the issue here now is that at 16 years ? she is far too young and naive, infact she doesnt know what she is doing and you have conveniently taken advantage of that or so it seems. In some countries you might even be jailed for holding such thoughts, please forget marriage with her for now and hope you have not even starting having sex? , that would be child molestation!

Maryspeck: I meet him 4 month ago, we are both a corper serving in the same same.although we av a little corel before and we just settle some weeks back before he finally said he is no more intrested without any excuss

When would ladies ever realise that Corper/NYSC relationships are mostly parole runz? There are some unwritten codes people live by these days and girls need to be streetwise. NYSC relationships are mostly meant to while away time, it ends faster if/when you have offered him the "pot of gold" and he is not impressed or he has hit another bigger and sweeter corper jackpot!!!The truth is he has moved on and he is just not man enough to tell you. He would surely come back after he gets tired off potting the new hole but remember girlfriend he would leave you again! One more thing, please improve yourself....that "corel" could break any solid relationship.

I served in Jos (Plateau). As par safety;then it was safe (2007 Batch B). If you have just been posted there and you cannot redeploy then go with God on your side, after the 3 weeks Camp negotiate with your Z.I, give up your Allowee and return back to your state. If you "defer" your service, how are you sure where they would post you the next time? or you wanna keep deferring? Camp is in Riyom (if it has not been changed),then there were no much flight so we go by ABC bus,it leaves Lagos 7am, gets to Jos by 9pm. I lived in Heipang but worked in Bokkos (Dariye's town). The weather is beautiful but extremely cold (raining season). Then the dry season, there is intense water shortage !!!! Go to Jos with Cold weather clothing, the cold weather is nothing you would experience anywhere else in Nigeria except if you have lived in cold regions of the world, no Snow though. Plateau people are peaceful but weary of corpers (especially Male corpers). No good company to work there except Nasco, Grand cereal Oil, Airport and Ray-power, the rest of the jobs are Local Govt Jobs and Teaching jobs!

You think he cares? Tinubu never cared for anybody except his deep pocket, Fashola had just been a victim of circumstances to carry out all Tinubu's devious plans !

hmmmmmm, memories....lets hope you all can stand by your presidential votes and beat your chest that you are not part of Nigeria's problem !!!!

It is indeed very sad that we have people left in this country that can still stand here and defend the errors they made at the election poll, like someone said earlier - Look around; is this the Nigeria of your dreams? have things gotten better after one year of GEJ? are we blind to what is happening? the high cost of living? the great unemployment, the demise of indigenous companies? the pervasive public looting? the crime? the terrorism? moral decadence? collapse of the educational sector? total collapse of the power sector? political banditry, the insecurity of lives and properties, dilapidation of social infrastructures, failing health sector....I could go on forever. Lets go to the multitude that recently lost their jobs in banks or families of Boko Haram victims or families of the Dana crashed flight victims to ask them how they feel about the country and then come here and type your shallow opinion, If you guys do not repent, one day you would be sitting at the receiving end.

PDP, GEJ and their cohorts have failed Nigerians, it is clear to the majority that our leader suffers from gross incompetency and intense mediocrity. Yaradua (God bless his soul); we complained was a slowpoke but he was able to alleviate some of the burdens of the masses through reduction in pump price, the "man without shoes" promised his fans heaven on earth; yes he gave us the heavenly debt of subsidy removal to bear, so where are the benefits of subsidy removal? what has N97 brought us than the current inflation? Nigerians deserve what we are getting now as long as some people would still sell their consciences for blood money, posterity would judge.

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The funny thing is most comments come from single dudes/gals who know next to nothing on marriage except for ideologies picked from articles and seminars. The so called modernized beliefs on marriage have not helped the 1st world countries it originated from indicated by the high rate of divorce, whatever works for you please adopt it.

Husbands love your wives and wives be submissive in all ramification...golden rule, once we begin to rationalize on that then we invite trouble into the relationship. Man; it is a fundamental responsibility from the beginning of time for you to be 100% in charge of finances in your home so finding yourself in an otherwise situation does not change what ought to be. A man who can't take care of his home is worse than an infidel says the holy book so before you demand for respect make sure you have earned it. I pray God gives us that "thing" which would make us "men" in our homes.

I didn't abandon it, i don't know much about the media so my great idea stops where my expertise stops. I hope people that have the experience would continue from here.

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For those of you running your mouth on Tunde Bakare listen up; he's doing what majority of your pastors and Imams dont have the guts to do! If we have 2 of Tunde Bakare in Nigeria, the country wont have degenerated to this point! He warned us all against PDP and Jonathan but Nigerians wont listen, we all screamed "Nigerians have chosen their leader; Jonathan our man" so let's enjoy his fresh air now!
For those of you still ranting about his actions, at least he is using his "fake" Pastor to make positive changes in Nigeria better than you people sitting on your arses making useless analysis and comments in cyberspace!!! With your attitudes this country would never move forward !!! If you dont like his face, tell your parents to go demonstrate rather than just occupying space and adding no value to the struggle !!! Silly a.s.s.e.s !!! All they know is to condemn whereby they themselves are useless to the family they are born into!

Nigeriansssssss, someone asked for help and advice, you guys turned it into personal problem resolution and opportunity to form "levels"! i was trying to learn from the advice but all i can see is just self aggrandizement!!!!