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Rxpetite:
Ibibio is a very unsexy language.
I'm not a guy but you may want to modify the bolded. It sounds a little raunchy .

permit my vacuity before writing the bolded. I intended to sound humorous. Pertaining to your claim that ibibio is an unsexy dialect, i vervely oppose that statement. It your opinion and i respect it, couple with the fact that you're feminine .

Am an akwa ibomite and i have my reasons for my claims. We have the right to impugn on the matter and i respect your opinion on it.


XavierBlue

Drhenrysaint:
oga thomas. So them time of the post and msg should be dsame shey?

you didn't comprehend my comment fella. I didn't say so Mr op. The time of the post and msg mustnt correlate before it is assumed to be true.
I was only exercising my impugn right by stating that the msg she replied dosent relate with your refusal to obey her request. Her calling DR SAINT dosent in any way correspond with the issue at hand. All i am trying to say is your claim is improbable, and it sounding highly improbable.


XavierBlue

Ya, when we finally met and talk, she was already taken and i felt like blowing off the fvcking balls of the guy


XavierBlue

Rxpetite:
This is soo true. Igbo is one very unromantic language. Followed by ibibio.

taaa! No allow make i blow your balls o. Ibibio is very romantic, depends on your fluency with it.


XavierBlue

Wedding abuse

XavierBlue

Her reply pertaining to your refusal to comply to her adjure posses verisimlitude. She calling you DR SAINT doesn't correlate with your situation. So my candid opinion on this is that you are deceiving yourself not me.
The time factor dosent support or corroborate with your claim of she sending you that msg.
My opinion though.


XavierBlue

The vacuity before posting irrelevant topics on nairaland is alarmingly high. Op how old are you

XavierBlue

I can't wait to witness the interview.

XavierBlue

When it come to sex, am an ignoramus in that area, so automatically i don't know what you're talking about


XavierBlue

No worry, just carry belle. Incase that your guy no gree do dey act, pm me, I've gat a friend that do em for free


XavierBlue

CR77:
Group of confused old fool senate

PMB have nothing to offer nigeria

Biafra loading

hope e no go tey like airforce album?


XavierBlue

Na so e dey start o

XavierBlue

Chei! Wind don blow, fowl nyash don open. So these are the challenges I've been facing



XavierBlue

Limerick:
Bros!How far na? How work, school or business?
Hope everything dey well sha? No worry we go
make am one day, no shaking at all!.. Na you dey
enjoy ooh! See as you just dey enjoy my future
wife for free sha, you just dey press her yansh
and bobbie, fear no even catch you say na person
wife you dey with so! Bros you get mind oh!.
Well bros make e for no cause quarrel, I just wan
tell you say make you help me take care of my
baby well well! Infact these na the things wey I
want make you dey do for am till I finally resume
office as her husband! bros anything she want
make you give am abeg! She like iPhone 6+? Bros
give am! She like to watch her movies for
cinema? Bros take her specifically to silverbird
cinemas! You see Mr Biggs, KFC, Chicken
republic, Domino Pizza, Tantalizers or even
Kingston Joe, make sure say you carry her go all
those places well oh!..
Bros if your money reach for shopping, abeg carry
am go shopping make she buy plenty clothes,
shoes, bags and accessories and if change still
remain make una buy our wedding gown join! I
don't want her to be flirting around with men for
little cash just to wear clothes like other girls, so
bros take her shopping!
Please bros don't beat her, remember what you
sow you shall reap, how will you feel if another
man is beating your wife? treat her with Love,
care and attention!.. don't shout on her! Always
pamper her!
Bros one more thing, if she pings you and says
"baby I'm feeling cold here, I want you to come
and cuddle me" bros abeg no go, na me she dey
call no be you! You see her bobbie, bros suck with
sense, no go slack am for me! Bros if she give you
kitten make you enjoy small and she dey shout
"baby harder, faster! Baby go deeper" bros!
Bros!! Bros!!! No mind am ooh, na small pikin dey
worry am oh, she no know wetin she dey talk at
all, Infact go slower, no go deeper abeg!
Bros if she cheats on you and dates another guy,
please send a copy of this letter to him!.. Ehen!
Bros make I end am for now!.. If you follow my
instructions well, there will be no quarrel, who
knows you may be my Best Man!..

how many pvssies have you corrupted? Na person get dem o


XavierBlue

When he is true with you, my dear your life and pvssy will never be the same again.


XavierBlue

In the absence of nothing to comment, pls am vervely looking for a bank that will
* give me a loan and
*leave me alone.

Nice one op. By the way, i think oga emeka should see this


XavierBlue

Omotayor123:
You are FTC after OP#

*cleans eyes* are you serious?


XavierBlue

MrCork:
. ..ladies...pls may I remind u that the winner will also be given £50 voucher to shop in one of our Londons biggest super market called Tesco!

sorry to bother brother, but ill like to know where you buy your weed


XavierBlue

MrCork:
.STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!

am vervely convinced beyond any reasonable doubt that you are a mentally deranged man. Enjoy your London while it last. Peace out!


XavierBlue

A standard museum i must say, and the art displayed will amaze you.

#proudlyibibio


XavierBlue

MrCork:
..Son, pls calm down,ama lover not a fighter..... Be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash to buy a suit ther in Nigeria! (no ofeense)

you need a serious mental evaluation. If truly you're abroad, my dear come back home, ill freely admit you into yabaleft.

And pls don't quote me again. I know of a proverb that says. " he who argues with a mad man might be mistaken to be the one mad". If truly you are mentally retarded, then quote me again.


XavierBlue

Handi works of the opposition party. Well. In absence of what to say, lemme make this announcement.

Pls am vervely looking for a bank to give me a loan and leave me alone

MrCork:
...Son..fact remains I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot & I gots somtin u can only dream about.... We callit * Gorilla moiney*... Pounds Sterling

see this mad man o. Who are you calling your son? a picture of your car and you or you take this shiit and discard it to the dogs.


XavierBlue

MrCork:
...bro..it ain't ma fault females wud choose us Londoner over u Homebase dudes ......sererruousslt...u people nid to Quit chatin up females wit pigeon English grama. It makes u look backwards (no ofeense)

did you murder your English teacher?


XavierBlue

MrCork:
...when people cant handle the truth they get upset....serrriously...IF YALL THINK AM LYIN..THEN ASK ANY FEMALE IF THEY WANT U HOMEBASE GUYS TO NEAR THEM....ASK!!!

...the thread is only to encourage females to be nicer to homebase guys and no giv us Londoners all tha attension....cant u people be great ful? (no oofeinse)

it seems nairaland is a den for mentally deranged fellows. (no ooofeinse)



XavierBlue

Tallesty1:





AND



If you see a guy that can give a beautiful girl a ride without asking for her number.......



Don't let him go.


They are rare.

believe me, they are eunuchs

XavierBlue

What will be the need when he finally dumps you?


XavierBlue

Unibenstudent:
that is a classified information

ill so much appreciate if you let us know.

Unibenstudent:
I created this thread because I know what females are passing through,for example marieolae a beautiful girl,when people see her dp they begin firing PM's..I want to know the female reactions to this.

firstly, how many have you sent?


XavierBlue

tosyne2much:
Na dis kind place dem dey find me

i see

TeamVaseline:
Is not my fault, I only have few time in London

I must see d almighty dechandel b4 I go back to hard no petrol life for Naija

Dechandel were u

I have lot of pound an euro, come chop my money, Please

i bet you didn't comprehend my comment well keep looking for her, luck might shine your way.

XavierBlue

TeamVaseline:
Since av arrive London, av been ask everyone if he know Dechandel, but no luck

I even show her picture, like missing pesin

Dechandel come to Oxford, less play

the vacuity before posting can only be done by a mentally retardedd fellow.


XavierBlue