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OndoFirstBorn:
No fewer than thirty six (36) cows were reportedly struck to death on Saturday by a mysterious thunderstorm on Oke Owa in Ijare community of Ifedore local government area of Ondo state.

Nigerian Cable News reliably gathered that the cows were struck by thunderstorm in the late hours of Saturday without any of them surviving.

The cows were said to have died for desecrating the mountain where sacrifice is made every year by the town’s monarch.

It was learnt that the herders reported the case to the monarch of the town after the unfortunate incident.

The monarch of the town, the Olujare of Ijare, Oba Adebamigbe is always accompanied by chiefs to carry out the yearly sacrifice.

The mountain is said to be a secluded place for the monarch.


https://www.nigeriancablenewsonline.com/metro/thunder-strikes-36-cows-to-death-in-ondo/

abeg wit this ur post*** mak dis opaka no go commit suicide ooo

Poorboy:
Hahahhaaahhaha I understand your plight, but just imagine using the 80k. Just remove 10k and eat chicken and better beer. Then 70k remaining, change that your dirty boxers and buy some clothes with 20k.


Then 50k go still remain..... Hmmmmm I will be back


Ok I'm back since na chicken you been chew, just remove 1k may aboki cut suya give you and you buy malt to use step am down.


Na 49k remain I will be back

Ok I don still show remove just 2k send card 1k to your mum and 1k to your dad .


Na 47k still remain hmmmm, I'm eating I will be back shortly.

WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME

WEY MAK ME CHASING AFTER U

kenzysmith:
If I ever play bet9ja virtual again as from this moment today wednesday 18 sept 2019, may you punish me severely, may it never be well with me, may anything i lay my hands on never prosper.

I know this is a risk am ready to bear the consequences.

Nairaland are my witness, God is my witness, this is a covenant I have set as from today.

I would have added booking betting but I am not working at the moment. I just blew 80 thousand naira on virtual.

My girlfriend just dump me 2hrs ago. She tell me say she no fit get mumu as boyfriend.

Chai bet9ja virtual what have you done to me?

2face if u have ntin resonable to say

u shud av just STFU

Iphone 7

oma nlo oo

U sabi read so

myfan:
At times I wonder how these bloggers think.

"over 200 students hospitalized due to stampede during test"

and you go straight calling on mods. to come and do what? No traceable information about the entire thing. No school name, location, actual cause, casualty. Oga, your blogging is wacked. Change business.

AM HERE FOR U BABY

Thegeneralqueen:
Somebody should just give me belle see fine. Pikin

U KNW I LOVE U RIGHT

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER

Kylekent59:
11:58 pm you are still on nairaland. You are also guilty of number 8.

Yea KANO STATE gat good weather i can testify to dat


i served there

** DOGUWA LGOVT to be precise

las las ALL na scam

HMMMMMM

my broda HUSTLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Mak dm no use TINTEDglass ride carry ur GIRLSHE pass in front of u oooooooooooo

Pvssy:
This girl figure always running me crazy

We both have 3 kids in my dreams. And we so happy as a family

She is presently pregnant with the 4th as I speak. Need go to bed and join her in my dreams.

Forzap:
yarnsh don open finish

wetin dis one dey talk sef


maami na 9ja udey

SAKAMANJE

Orezy5:
Four leading commercial banks in the country have offered free scholarships to first 100 candidates that wrote this year’s unified tertiary matriculation examinations.

The banks are offering the top 100 UTME candidates scholarships to study in tertiary institutions of their choice across the country.


The list of the 100 candidates that came top of the UTME would be forwarded to the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board this week for action, The Nation learnt.

The Head of Information of JAMB, Dr. Fabian Benjamin, confirmed the offer to our reporter in Abuja on Monday, adding that some candidates would have the opportunity of their names appearing on the lists of the four banks because of their UTME scores.

However, Benjamin failed to give the names of the banks, saying the commercial banks have asked that their identities be kept secret.

He said the scholarship offers were a demonstration of the acceptability and confidence in the board’s products.

Dr. Benjamin said: “About four banks have indicated interest to sponsor top 100 candidates. Two banks have requested for top ten and two for top hundred candidates.

“We will submit the names of the candidates to the banks this week.”

He explained that the conduct of the 2019 UTME had witnessed a dramatic turn of events with many startling discoveries and the capacity of the board to navigate such emerging threats.

“As a result of the handling of the crises and performances, many corporate organisations have called on the board to furnish it with top scoring candidates to offer scholarships to study in tertiary institutions of their choice.

“There are banks which are demanding the top 100 UTME candidates for scholarships. This is a stamp on the approval of the board’s products and efforts at repositioning the conduct of public examinations in Nigeria.


“The fight against examination corruption should therefore be fought on all fronts. This is because of the board’s belief that the first manifestation of corruption is cheating in an examination,” he said.

Benjamin urged corporate organisations seeking for UTME candidates to sponsor to vary their stipulated conditions for scholarships.

“Otherwise the same 10 top candidates would benefit from multiple offers, thus depriving other equally qualified candidates the fruits of sponsorship,” he said.

He added: “In this regard, a proviso that the board should provide top scorers who must not have benefitted from any scholarship programme will address the challenge and spread the benefits to other deserving candidates.

“These organisations, including the candidates, are to, however, note that scoring high in the UTME alone is not a guarantee for admission as other factors such as the Ordinary Level results and the post-UTME will have to be incorporated for a holistic cut-off score.”

https://thenationonlineng.net/four-commercial-banks-offer-varsity-scholarships-to-top-100-utme-candidates/amp/

las las *ALL NA SCAM*

CONGRATULATIONS BRO


FRUITFUL UNION IJMN

CONGRATULATIONS GUYS



MORE WIN#

OLAMIDE

As ur daughter sef go njoy am wen dem go rape HER** thats certain


WELL ITS OBVIOUS*** when u cannot spell NIECE correctly

such a DUMB-ASS [b][/b]

Criticaltemp:
Wow.. An the neice didnt enjoy it abi.. What if the neice lured him to this sex.. More over, shez no kid any more..

Nice idea

pocohantas:
How about you cook the okro or the egusi in different ways. Today with bitterleaf, tomorrow with vegetable...
That is...a good head today, tomorrow from behind, next tomorrow...sex in the bathroom. Can't we spice it up?

UNO GET CHILL OOOO i laff in spanish

donbachi:
U again?..what about ur 22yrs old girlfriend u've been dating for six months...now na ur colleague..dem use women swear 4 u?

WOW


NICE PETS**** U REALLY TRIED

ASK UR ANCESTORS

Chijeep:

Laugh and Dye

ABEG TALK TRUE!!!

"lecture"

Topic :- 5 things that makes ladies fall in love with guys.

1. The guy must b Caring.

2. Must have time for his girlfriend.

3. The guy Must knw how to dress properly.

4. The guy Must b Humble n gentle.

5. The guy Must be hard working n intelligent.
"Examination time"

Question 7: Mention 5 things dat makes ladies fall in love with guys.

(Ladies Answers )

1. The guy must b Caring.

2. Must have time for his girlfriend.

3. The guy Must knw how to dress properly.

4. The guy Must b Humble n gentle.

5. The guy Must be hard working n intelligent.

(Guys Answers )

1. Money.

2. Money Money.

3. Oga I repeat, na Money.

4. Oga hear me well ooo, I say na Money ooooo.

5. Lecturer U dey hear me I said na money money money money money.

>Abeg who pass d question? Talk true oooo

well its obvious


as ur name implies

Igbosmoker:
Is he the paramount ruler of Yoruba land?

Wise UP nigga

You Only Live Once#YOLO

THEN

U BEG ALOTS

I HAIL OOO CORPORATE BEGGER

AntiBrutus:
Lack of funds!

When he is always telling me he is broke.

osemoses69:
2 and you de put mouth for men matter

WHATS d need ARE THEY THIEVES? NONSENSE

Am seeing THINGS

u try

ralmix:
I’ll advice you install cctv in your house and remotely check on your phone from time to time
And if you can’t afford that I’ll say you invite one of your family member to stay with you or better still bring back the girl and make both of the (the maid and your sis) watch over each other.

Uniform men indeed

SLAP44:
Did you vote buharri in the last election?