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[color=#006600][/color]Experienced it. On the 16th of May, (won't forget the date ever). Went for a meeting in Yaba and finished late around 11PM, was waiting there by Sabo bustop for a bus headed to Obalende, when this bus came and parked in front of me, I peered into it and wasn't comfortable with what I saw, in fact the first thing that crossed my mind was they were one chance, but before I would turn and walk off, 2 men on mufti where already down from the bus, one dragging me by the belt. Even the few people who where also waiting for a bus along with me already scampered away leaving me in the hands of the merciless beings. Before I would open my mouth to ask what was going on, slaps began to rain on me, as they draGged me into their bus. Not until I entered that I realized they where cops and I understood why no-one came to my aid as there were stiLl a handful of traders selling their wares that night. I've never been so humiliated before in my life, they immediately told me to empty my pockets, I tried again 'Officer what have I done?' The driver (the only person in Uniform) turned and told me if I don't comply with them and open that my stinking mouth again they would shoot my legs. Ah. I kuku shut my mouth and started obeying them oh. I emptied my pocket, (thank God I decided to buy condoms later). Brought out my phone and about 4K with me. It was a sad experience my guys... To cut the long story short, I had to part with the cash to avoid being taken to the cell that night, plus I received correct slaps that took more than a week for my jaws to heal properly.

Chisos......just like that,are u for real?

We know as eh dey go.

Buhari is paying Idris back for a work well done during 2015 election.

Even after killing the inec boss in kano who had all the information. Idris claim the man died of generator fumes.

Wetin person no go see for Kenya

Op must you be FTC what is the meaning of 'more'

OfficialAwol:
One day, in my hood, the sky was cloudy, rushing and razzing, barking and clapping.

Every eye that could see, every ear that could hear and every skin with it's tactile capacity intact, could feel, that it was preparing to wet poor earth.

Based on the aforementioned features, a not-so-sane man, came by and bragged that he should be buried alive if it did not rain. He was confident it would.

In a twinkle, the sky hissed and halted, and in not so long a time, the sun began to smile on my hood. It didn't rain again. That man believed it would, and it gave him confidence to said what he altered.

We forgave him 'cause he was not so sane.

But Siasia is probably sane and he just acted like the man in my hood; that they wouldn't return to Nigeria without bronze medal. Where would they go? Lybia?

The man in my hood was lucky to have been forgiven but I doubt if same fate await Siasia and his lads. Good luck all the same!

Give this piece a Title.....

Siasia and the bronze medal

Owode

This is serious,i also heard of a guy that does not eat in public places. Whenever he eats he vomit the food and eat it back. That is his own condition for his ritual

The devil will never give you anything free

That is mature woman for you

At least the sultan his correct. he acknowledge. The fact that christains are not terrorist, he said in his statement that, he has seen Christians committing more crime but never said they did it for their religion, but my question is why will a northern Muslim kill and say he is doing it for God?
This happen only in the north. I believe there is something fishy about Islam teaching in the north. I have Christians friends that do not go out on Fridays when ever there is tension. Most past riots starts on Fridays after mosque here in kano. You will see small Almajiri boy(yaro boy) with knives waiting for an opportunity(riot) to make use of it.
Though there are good few ones among them. This is why a kaduna Christian guy will fight you when u call him hausa man

Although I doubt the authenticity but if it is true that's nice sebi them say na BAD GUYS them like.

[quote author=goodvision12 post=48497835][/quote]Mungo park

EMMAUGOH:
The marriage thing is why relationship with older ladies sucks. They keep thinking of marriage and not fun in the friendship.

Now am realising am not the only one in this shiit.

Bross we plenty oh

TrapQueen77:
I don't have time to Read a very long epistle...


All I want is Pishure

Or u don't biliv it

Since u say yoruba girls are chip even with ur millions u will portrait, do attention and bang ur legs if possible sef do frog jump

Is alright I will tell FFK

One policeman told my oga in his office that police is ur friend and my oga replied him if their is no case. But once there is case police is not ur friend oh

MadCow1:
The last time my Hommie found a stolen vehicle and reported to the Police, we had to bail him out of jail with 50,000 Naira..

And someone here is say police is ur friend

Ok oh,I thought the registration has close I will tell my friend that registration is still on

So DSS and SSC form will not show this year

This Saraki's case is becoming interesting.

tochimas:
Maybe you should go watch Temptation by Tyler perry, the only difference is that you are yet to marry this guy, you never know what you have till you loose it.

Boss u are very correct,i think she need to watch that movie so that she can come back to her senses,u will never know the value of ur bicycle until u can not find it again.

I can't even make such mistake again,my experience was even worst i became her worst enemy,my kid sister adviced me to forget the money because this girl is far younger than me(nah bross she dey call me sef) and can fabricate lies against.

This dude must be funny!!! i believe he does not know what it takes to be a MAJOR GENERAL in the army.
From colonel(red neck) and above no be beans oh

Temysteve:
What a wastful life!!

In other news! Am a year older 2day nairalanders!!!

HBD, God bless your new age.

By their fruit we shall know them

They are not ritualists,they are 419 that formular is an old formular it does not work again in kano.i met one like that in Kano abt 7 to 8years ago along Lagos street.The guy just came to me that he is looking for heaven avenue,i told him have been in this town for years there is no heaven avenue.He started his stories.... He's from togo he came to look For hajia Binta she is oweing money,he brought hollandies,camera, phones,gold,bla......bla.....mean while as he was talking one other guy was passing,he called the guy too that one nh said we should help him out since he has some goods from togo.
Na long story jor. I just told that other guy to help me, for me am a student i dont have money,both of them tried to convince me to follow them to Badawa.bt nah lie.
Immediately they left i went to back of one trailer and check if my 'blokos' are still complet or missing before they disappear

histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.

LoLz.Seriously i cant stop laughing.u made my day

Syjibrin:
pls when is nigeria army dssc recruitment form 2015 coming out i need ur info on that pls

Hopefully August because the DSSC just past out nd the SSC will be passing out september

[quote author=donholy28 post=35290244][b]First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon.
You are on point, that is what i was expecting from him

Good Morning,pls add me 07039798794

pls fellas,did anybody in the house know when Nigerian Army or Airforce direct short service course coming out?
I heard it normally comes out March.Bt that of this year is different.

Pls, can anyone tell me how to get Nigeria Airforce Short Service Course form?