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 Romance › Re: Just Wondering by Xenry: 10:42am On Jul 20, 2021*. Modified: 10:57am On Jul 20, 2021 |
"Sex is more spiritual than physical." You may not understand this now but later. The tricky part of it is that when it's effects starts to manifest in your life, you won't know or even think that it is "the sex" you had that caused it. But, why would you agree to have sex with some "almost" random girl. To me, that is carelessness. Think, think like a living human spirit, she wasn't just there for some sexual gratification. Such kinds of women aren't even interested in money because they are on some kind of mission. Anyways, it is your life - your rules. But just be careful the way you live it. I know what I'm talking about; you don't necessarily have to believe it though. |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Answer ‘how Did You Get My Number’? by Xenry: 10:26am On Jul 20, 2021*. Modified: 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
"How did you get my number?" "You won't believe if I tell you." " Really? Just tell me how you get it." "Okay, I created it." Don't let anyone use you to practice "celebrity life". Life is too short to be stressed by some unnecessary questions. By the way, when that same girl reaches a certain age, she would be the one to advertise her number; she may pretend she is doing some "whatsapp tv", and from there she will . . . Well, you know the rest. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 8:41pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
| Romance › Re: [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 8:41pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
| Crime › Re: [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 4:29pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
babs18:Thanks, I will try to do so  . Those people sef, the other day I was at Zenith bank, one man was asking the workers there to block his account because they did him "30"  . Everyone better shine their eyes or they will regret not doing so. Nigerian hustlers aren't smiling anymore, not after seeing Obi Cubana wealth and money- spraying yesterday. 2 Likes |
| Crime › [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 4:23pm On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 1:06pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
So, I opened an account in a Keystone bank recently and I went there yesterday to complete the registration and collect my ATM card. Now, some idiots are calling me to try to scam me. They would call and ask me if I'm Mr — —, and then ask if I have withdrawn money with the ATM card, and then proceed to get my ATM details, claiming that they are calling from the bank. I first received their call yesterday, and I tried to play them and give them fake ATM details, but they noticed what I was doing along the line, and cut the call after saying that I was unserious and that they will block my account, blah blah blah... Today again, another one called. He started with the same annoying question: are you Mr — —? Have you withdrawn money with your ATM card? And that they want to activate it, they then went ahead to ask me to get the card and be ready to give them it's details. I then told them that if there's any problem with my Bank ATM card, that I will personally go to the bank and fix it myself, they replied, "but we are calling from the bank, Sir." Then I told them, "I don't give a fùck whether you are calling from the bank or not, just stop disturbing me with your calls," and his last reply before cutting the call was, "Your papa, you be fool, god go punish you." Mehn, how can I effectively handle these people when next they call? I need to troll them; I tried to give them fake details yesterday, but it didn't work because they noticed it. Anyways, share your experience with these annoying people. |
| Romance › Re: [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 3:54pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
[They just called again] |
| Crime › Re: Ogun Armed Robber Shot Dead While Robbing People Along The Highway by Xenry: 3:50pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
This is after watching OBI CUBANA's status yesterday . I went offline for WhatsApp that same yesterday because I no wan ask God a lot of "why's!", Because I no wan enter "depression" mode.  22 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 3:36pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Plomo:Okay, sounds like a good idea . Those people sef, the other day I was at Zenith bank, one man was asking the workers there to block his account because they did him 30 . Everyone better shine their eyes or they will regret not doing so. Nigerian hustlers aren't smiling anymore, not after seeing Obi Cubana wealth and money- spraying yesterday. 1 Like |
| Romance › [ATM] Have You Experienced This Before? How Can One Troll These Bank People? by Xenry(op): 3:23pm On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 1:08pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
So, I opened an account in a Keystone bank recently and I went there yesterday to complete the registration and collect my ATM card. Now, some idiots are calling me to try to scam me. They would call and ask me if I'm Mr — —, and then ask if I have withdrawn money with the ATM card, and then proceed to get my ATM details, claiming that they are calling from the bank. I first received their call yesterday, and I tried to play them and give them fake ATM details, but they noticed what I was doing along the line, and cut the call after saying that I was unserious and that they will block my account, blah blah blah... Today again, another one called. He started with the same annoying question: are you Mr — —? Have you withdrawn money with your ATM card? And that they want to activate it, they then went ahead to ask me to get the card and be ready to give them it's details. I then told them that if there's any problem with my Bank ATM card, that I will personally go to the bank and fix it myself, they replied, "but we are calling from the bank, Sir." Then I told them, "I don't give a fùck whether you are calling from the bank or not, just stop disturbing me with your calls," and his last reply before cutting the call was, "Your papa, you be fool, god go punish you." Mehn, how can I effectively handle these people when next they call? I need to troll them; I tried to give them fake details yesterday, but it didn't work because they noticed it. Anyways, share your experience with these annoying people. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 'My Boyfriend Doesn’t Wash/wipe His Ass Properly.' (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:06pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
silibaba:Hmmmm |
| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 10:03pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
michael77777:Lol, Nairalanders no get joy shaaa . Which kind of moniker is that one? I never knew it's on Nairaland sef. |
| Romance › Re: Imagine What They Gave To Me This Night Because Of This . . . (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Fahdiga:Indeed. But do you know that some people still see Buhari as their role model . . . ? 1 Like |
| Romance › Imagine What They Gave To Me This Night Because Of This . . . (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:03pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
I went to buy [ _ _ ] this night and they gave me two "₦5" change, is this money still in existence? I'm really surprised to see it again tonight. Imagine if you are to bring two "₦5" this night to be exchanged for ₦5 million — will you win the ₦5m or not? For me, it's already mine  . 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Emergency Letter to Single Men — To Be Deleted Soon... [Picture] by Xenry: 12:32pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Modern problems require modern solutions. Thanks for this. This can really make a girl to run crazy over you out of confusion. And she would eventually be the one to ask, "so what are we now?" 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 12:27pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
SeunOSEWApenis:Bad girl  , have you seen it before? How big or small is it? Was it like the cucumber below?
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| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Brokeloser:
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| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 11:32am On Jul 13, 2021 |
Brokeloser:You dey curse yourself with this your moniker?
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| Romance › Re: Can You Comfortably Eat A Cucumber At A Lady's House? (pictures) by Xenry(op): 11:00am On Jul 13, 2021*. Modified: 11:17am On Jul 13, 2021 |
OkuFaba:Really? Will it kill me? 2 Likes
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| Romance › Can You Comfortably Eat A Cucumber At A Lady's House? (pictures) by Xenry(op): 10:49am On Jul 13, 2021*. Modified: 11:24am On Jul 13, 2021 |
If you go to a lady's house, your female friend, gf, sister, etc., and you she offers you a cucumber, will you be comfortable enough to accept it and eat it? We all know what they usually use those cucumbers to do. So what would you do? Should I eat the one below that was offered to me by a female friend? It even looks like a dick , Chai!So what would you do if a lady offers you a cucumber at her place? Lalasticlala, what would you do?
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| Romance › What If You Were Forced To Spend A Day With An Exact Copy Of Yourself? by Xenry(op): 9:49am On Jul 13, 2021*. Modified: 10:24am On Jul 13, 2021 |
If you were forced to spend a day with an exact copy of yourself, how would you spend it? Me:What about you, how would you spend yours? 4 Likes
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| Romance › 'My Boyfriend Doesn’t Wash/wipe His Ass Properly.' (Pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:40am On Jul 13, 2021*. Modified: 3:38pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Problems no dey ever finish. Damn! This is so funny! Reddit User: 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 9:22am On Jul 13, 2021 |
PrimeWatermark:I know the guy is late, but I didn't know he was on the list (it's a copied post), neither do I even know who he was on Nairaland then. Anyways, it has been edited out. Good Morning to you too. Have a nice day! |
| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 9:06am On Jul 13, 2021 |
Vinnie2000:Another cool list . Righteousness2, our online pastor, what do you have to say about these guys? Do they need some special deliverance? 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 9:04am On Jul 13, 2021 |
[quote author=SmellySperm post=103656487][/quote]This guy, you still do not want to tell us the story behind your moniker. 5 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 8:56am On Jul 13, 2021 |
Footballtroll19: FatherCHRlSTMAS:I copied the post somewhere and posted it here as a thread - just for fun, so there's no need for all these name calling and angry faces. Anyways, I see no reason why I should remove the name if not for the fact that the guy is dead. I didn't even know him on Nairaland then. It's modified out now. 8 Likes |
| Romance › Who Else Has Noticed This On Nairaland? by Xenry(op): 8:40am On Jul 13, 2021*. Modified: 12:25pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Who else has noticed this on Nairaland? Á305: One thing I have come to realize is; when a Nairalander intends to sign up their very first account, the individual uses his name, nickname or something sensible and meaningful. But when they deactivate to start another account. You would be seeing funny monikers like: Smellyanus Bodyodour SeunOSEWApenis EkelediliBuhari Puzzynegr0 Richsatan Lifeofairforce1 Fuckmewell Orijin101 sweetsoup egusisoup born2fuck Madgoat Truckpusher irunobo mrcork Iduwuogbo Buygala Lesbianboy Born2eatpussy Weedtaker Mad cow Brodapounds BrodaEuro Coconuthead Okijajuju1 Onijagidijagan Pussygotlips ichidodo Liedictector Wailingwailers Biafrabushboy Bushyanus Dickdastardly irunobo Friedplantain Ishilove Friedplantain Yuzedo Sexkillz Ileke idi Unibenstudent Iyawitch Feedmemore Fuckmelord Imsuboy 5minsofmadness Boiledplantain UselessGoat yabaleft mosquitolaps DICKtator And many more funny monikers. Majority of people who come up with these bizarre names are guys and if want to see more, take a scroll to the Olosho thread. Funny new monikers always gets created to either troll or disguise. 8 Likes |
| Business › Re: Being Rich Is Not Easy (pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:16pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Stop being the patient dog that is always waiting for the fattest bone, because the impatient dogs are ones that are hustling and cashing out by fire, by force. 201 Likes 15 Shares
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