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Business › Being Rich Is Not Easy (pictures) by Xenry(op): 9:15pm On Jul 07, 2021

Becoming rich is hard, being broke is also hard. So, choose your "hard".

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

All fingers are not the same, must you be the short one?

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Romance › Re: Class Rep In ESUT Proposes To His Coursemate And She Said Yes (photos) by Xenry: 2:25pm On Jul 07, 2021

Update us on how it ended! grin

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 2:04pm On Jul 07, 2021*

ChizzyBuna:
She dey pee after we kpansh to flush am out

Chai! Flush what out? It doesn't work that way, bro. Or did you bleeped her through her urethra?

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 1:57pm On Jul 07, 2021

Sammy07:
...
.....in nine months, we will come visiting, with a boy and girl....

Complete am

"...ha ga abu ejima (they will be twins)... "

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 1:54pm On Jul 07, 2021

Zzoh:
You are wicked. So after fucking and impregnating me, you will come and post it on Nairaland abi? Or you think I'm not using Nairaland? I saw this your moniker on your phone the other day. God will judge you. And for your information, I'm not doing any Abortion.

Who be this one again? grin

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2021*

ChizzyBuna:
I'm still in 300lvl bro, how I wan take Cather for pikin.

Didn't you know you are in 300lvl when you were busy fúcking her?

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2021*

ChizzyBuna:
Please dont make me more angry, no try me today

Be a man, take care of your responsibilities because it clearly wasn't a mistake.

You enjoyed fucking, unfucking and over-fucking person's pikin, didn't you? bad guy wink

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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Xenry: 1:30pm On Jul 07, 2021*

ChizzyBuna:
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.

What were you expecting?

Bro, it wasn't a mistake. How can you go in raw and expect nothing to happen? Or did the girl told you that she's barren?

Anyways, whatever you do, just don't kill the innocent fetus. Murder is murder, irrespective of how it happened.

ChizzyBuna:
Omo at the end of the day, na abortion e go be cuz I can't handle this at all.

You no dey hear word.

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Romance › Re: Bro Code OO3 by Xenry: 12:48pm On Jul 07, 2021

Hmmmm... Redpill is not enough, it's now "bro code"?

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To My Lovely Brother By OMALABU by Xenry: 10:08am On Jul 07, 2021

Okay.
Happy birthday. Now where's the birthday giveaway? undecided

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Romance › Re: Today Is 7 : 7 by Xenry: 7:52am On Jul 07, 2021

Juliusmomoh:
Real nigga should take note... Minimize the way u go out... If u know you know

The 'black and yellow' group, right? They can just go to hell, bunch of stupid people sad

Romance › Re: Funny How Far People Can Go To Tarnish Your Image, Just See This(pics) by Xenry: 7:49am On Jul 07, 2021*

Cossybob:
Damn nigga
I've never encountered anyone as confused as you in this forum, are you debating for or against him ... . Just make up your mind

Romance › Re: She Takes Too Many Pictures And Videos by Xenry: 7:36am On Jul 07, 2021*

Just let her do her thing, and let your friend worry about her problem. But tell her to never capture you in her pictures, and avoid her if she continues to do otherwise.

Those kind of girls can be very annoying, imagine being with someone and they are on their phone snapping pictures and making some lame videos. Damn! It sucks sad

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Romance › Re: Funny How Far People Can Go To Tarnish Your Image, Just See This(pics) by Xenry: 12:25am On Jul 07, 2021

Zz0r:
But all the pictures were taken on the same day cos I don't get, you talking as if he carries the towel everyday

Maybe he wears it everyday, maybe not, I don't know.

Anyways, wearing it in the Fitness Event's place is understandable - that's for wiping off sweats and stuffs. But what I don't understand is making it a part of his dressing, it would look like it's the towel he used in the bathroom tongue

Well, all the best to him, I wish him success. It's his efforts and determination (not the dressing) that matters.

Romance › Re: Funny How Far People Can Go To Tarnish Your Image, Just See This(pics) by Xenry: 12:04am On Jul 07, 2021*

Iamdbull:
It's a fitness event so we needed the towel

Okay...

peppermint7:
You de go fitness exercise and you no carry towel.
Why you de do like bush person
Or you think sey na every body de allow make sweat dry for their body like you

No get me wrong, if that's the reason for him to carry towels around, fine. But the guy too dey carry towel like person wey wan baf, even apart from the Fitness Event's stuff, (like with the pictures he took with Nancy Isime) . A simple Handkerchief would be okay, though.

However, his Life - his Rules. Have a nice day

Romance › Re: by Xenry: 11:56pm On Jul 06, 2021

Mehn, I don't even know what to say. All I wanted to say is "hmmm."

Nigeria is recently filled with so much bad News that I'm just tired of reading. Just this evening, I saw a thread on Front-Page about a guy that committed suicide, but I didn't opened it, because the level of increase of bad News in Nigeria is not funny at all.

My brother, suicide is not an option, because you don't even know what is on the other side of the world, it could be anything that you won't appreciate at all. Life is hard, especially in this messed up Country - even being a Nigerian is already enough torture for a single life on Earth. But still, suicide is not an option for you, and for anybody.

Have a re-think about this, there's more to life than what you are currently going through. Believe me, if suicide is an option for anybody, then most of the people you see everyday with a smile (mostly fake-smile) on their face wouldn't be here anymore. But they understood, and accepted the fact that Suicide is far from being an option for anyone.

Romance › Re: Funny How Far People Can Go To Tarnish Your Image, Just See This(pics) by Xenry: 11:34pm On Jul 06, 2021

I read the post, but still didn't fully get the message, what happened? What did they do to your brand?

However, keep FOCUSED and you will eventually get to your destination - sounds like the same old motivational quotes, right? tongue

So, what's up with the towels in public?

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua's Funeral Service Updates (July 5th - Sunday 11th July, 2021) by Xenry: 11:22pm On Jul 06, 2021

Bobmarie:
Thats because you’re here to help the ecosystem of Earth, just like micro animals in your body help you live.

Sad, but true. Sometimes I wonder why we are here on Earth - living without knowing exactly why. And at the end: die like we never even existed. If there isn't more to Life than just living on a certain crazy Globe and being entirely forgotten after death, then life just doesn't make that much sense to me.

I like your comment, it reflects more on what life actually is: Nature uses what it has to support itself and the process goes on, and on. Just like our bodies will turn to kind of manure in the future that will support other elements of Nature - crazy and terrifying reality.

But whatever that life brings, we just have to accept it as a fact and digest it, since we can't change it even if we try.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua's Funeral Service Updates (July 5th - Sunday 11th July, 2021) by Xenry: 1:12pm On Jul 06, 2021

Life on earth is dust. The body isn't even ours, it belongs to the Earth. What matters is the quality of your time on earth, not the quantity.
I learned a lot from this prophet, his messages was always genuine, clear and straight to the point. So sad he is gone.

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Romance › Re: PLS I Need Ugrent Advice. Am Loosing My Mind by Xenry: 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2021

Some guys like to do the "chasing," but once the reverse is the case, they will easily become tired.

Stop calling or texting him, and stop giving him attention: If his feeling is genuine, he will definitely turn around.

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Romance › Re: Stories About People Living In Houses Haunted By Ghosts, Are They Real? by Xenry: 12:26pm On Jun 30, 2021

Ghosts exist, they are real and some are even on Nairaland . Doubt me if you want to, but that's a fact.

Romance › Re: Why Do Young Men No Longer Last In Bed Without Drugs? by Xenry: 11:54am On Jun 30, 2021

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Wife Or Girlfriend Slaps You In Public by Xenry: 11:52am On Jun 30, 2021

Well, if it's a wife, I go just pardon am, but only after a serious warning. What am I even saying sef, no woman can try such with me, because I always relate with them codedly owing to the fact that I hate "see finish".

If it's a Girlfriend, I'll walk away (and that's the end of the relationship), but if she tries to draw me back and slap me again, I swear I go make sure she regret it... 3 consecutive slaps won't even settle her case. sad

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Romance › Re: Help,how Do I Confront Her!!! by Xenry: 2:00pm On Jun 25, 2021*

Temmylee01:
How do you tell your newly girlfriend her pu¢$y is smelling without offending her so that she can treat herself?

Lala.sticlala
Xe.nry
Infol.enka
Truvelisb.ack
Slimka.hlifa

Make it rain.

Get her in the mood for s3x, dig your fingers in her pvssy, make her sniff it, and ask her how it smells - then give her one kain look and walk out of the room sad

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In my opinion, this is the best way you can make her understand that you aren't comfortable with her fishy odour. Because to them, anything a guy can turn sex down for is really really serious.

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Computers › Re: Windows 11 Android Apps: Everything You Should Know by Xenry: 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2021

[quote author=WiszyFráud post=103078787]Did you know??

One day, people who rejected you will search for you on Google, read about you in newspapers, and stay glued to watch you on TV.

Just keep on working hard.

cool

[/quote]Oga motivational speaker, na only your village people dey watch you for TV, and na them dey search u for Google.
No give person hope when you know say hope no dey (for this yeye country).

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Romance › Re: How Many Likes Do You Have? Share Screenshots ((Photos)) by Xenry: 1:37pm On Jun 25, 2021

falcon01:
shutup Xenry ! You dare question my likeability

Romance › Re: VPN Exposes Your Entire Data, Including Bank Account... Stop Using It! (pics) by Xenry(op): 9:47pm On Jun 24, 2021

Babara1994:
Height of stupidity. Is this the person really a minister? Nigeria is a joke!

He's trying so hard to make sense, but he doesn't even know or understand what he is saying. grin

Well, Nigeria is truly a joke, but the jokes ain't funny.

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Education › Re: Snake In FUTA Akindeko Male Hostel! by Xenry: 9:35pm On Jun 24, 2021*

Truly you can be sure of this: it is easier for a snake thread to make NL Front-Page than it is for a Buhari supporter to make heaven.
Know this and know peace.

Please Subscribe To My YouTube Channel!

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Romance › Re: Man Gutted To Find Out 'son Is His Uncle' After Girlfriend's Fling With Granddad by Xenry: 9:27pm On Jun 24, 2021

What?!

Travel › Re: 424,460 Passengers Traveled Via Rail In Q1 2021 – NBS by Xenry: 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2021

drealcivilceno:
No dey lie abeg... that is clear as air!

Travel › Re: 424,460 Passengers Traveled Via Rail In Q1 2021 – NBS by Xenry: 7:58pm On Jun 24, 2021

This looks like some Rocket Science's data that Albert Einstein left unexplained before he died sad

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Who wrote this gibberish data? Someone should explain this to me, I can't come and stress myself reading this, abeg. sad

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