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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Dances In Swimsuit (Photos) by xismo(m): 6:56pm On Aug 20, 2019
How can a sane Old man allows his wife to behave like this before the general market?
Health / Re: Lady Gives Birth On The Road While Going To Cast Her Vote In Port-Harcourt. Pics by xismo(m): 4:14pm On Mar 09, 2019
Simply.. Election.
Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul Bags Doctorate Degree From University Of Lagos (Photos) by xismo(m): 2:11pm On Mar 09, 2019
Congratulations Doc.
Romance / Re: Woman Travels From Lagos To Ogbomosho To Sleep With Her Friend's Boyfriend by xismo(m): 11:22pm On Mar 05, 2019
This one Na small journey Na, I know of a lady that do travel from the same Oyo (Ibadan) to Gombe, just to cheat on her girl friend. Forget women o.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Voted For Atiku More Than Igbo – Fani-Kayode by xismo(m): 7:10am On Mar 04, 2019
Producing Igbo president will be one of the greatest jokes of the century. Until the system of government changed.. But for democracy which is a game of numbers, it just played out that Igbos are simply minorities among the majorities. Unless the Igbos step up with massive political mobilization of of other regions to herald relevance in the Nigerian politics or simply ignore being a president and focus on commerce which is there God gives domain.
Politics / Re: Court Orders EFCC, DSS To Arrest Diezani Within 72 Hours by xismo(m): 9:43pm On Dec 04, 2018
This is an induced order to jump trial in UK and provide opportunities to Nigerian judges, these judges can be smart sha.. Oya madam come and buy justice, thanksgiving loading..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Or Jibril,nnamdi Kanu Finally Unmask Buhari With Facts( A Must Read) by xismo(m): 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2018
You can fool some people sometimes but you can't fool all the people all the times.... fool me once you are a fool but fool me twice I'm a fool.

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Religion / Re: Can A Born Again Christian Marry A Muslim Lady? by xismo(m): 11:15am On Jul 29, 2018
As rightly observed, engage the lady in the conversation. She might possibly have the solution to the problem. What if she is not interested in getting married to you with good reasons?
Celebrities / Re: Anthony Bourdain Is Dead! Committed Suicide by xismo(m): 5:44pm On Jun 08, 2018
PMB is responsible.
Celebrities / Re: If Given The Chance, I Will Marry All My Baby Mamas – Wizkid by xismo(m): 9:19am On Mar 22, 2018
The supreme law of the land is the constitution and is not stopping you. Keep digging without protections, so no condom shops in your neighbourhood? Well if king Solomon can make it, sure you too can, mtcheee. Abeg make I pass.
Career / Re: Your Salary Is Not Enough If You Experience These Signs by xismo(m): 2:19pm On Nov 08, 2017
God dey sha
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi: "If Your Lover Stands Up Immediately After Sex, You Are Being Used" by xismo(m): 10:24am On Oct 14, 2017
No point is proved here. What a faulty generalization and conclusion.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Pretty In Braids by xismo(m): 9:16pm On Sep 16, 2017
barred hair loading..
Politics / Re: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by xismo(m): 8:14am On Jul 25, 2017
This will make a funny Nollywood Movie. Keep it on guys, but the question is who owns the road, Nnamdi Kanu, Ipob or the Nigerian Government? What happened to El-Zakzaky's men is loading... In the end am waiting to see who will pay the ultimate price, the military or the hypnotized youths?
Politics / Re: I Want To Be The Next President Of Nigeria - Fayose by xismo(m): 6:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
Hey! Heey!! Come and see oo , see day dreamer. Even though Nigeria is Ekity state am sure he can't still will. Lol.
Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordiah Confirms Break Up With Fiancé Caeser After 16 Months Of Engagement by xismo(m): 4:43am On Jun 04, 2017
Public proposal has become a smart ticket for free bulala... if tired and done attitudes propped up
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by xismo(m): 1:54pm On May 19, 2017
Looking for a Virgin is like looking for an inexperienced driver. You can't offer what you don't have, sensitive men will always & always prefer an experience woman that will constantly make them beg for more. The inexperienced will constantly keep you on a search most especially the not ready to learn, take it or leave it.
Politics / Re: Wike Wants To Reconstruct Benue Roads. "There’s Plot To Disturb Contractor" Wike by xismo(m): 9:47am On Mar 30, 2017
Big one Wike, history making loading... This is a solidarity support for a failed Fellow governor, as well as David Mark and all passed PDP governors of Benue state. The people of Benue have suffered enough.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: See How Viewers Voted For Nominated Housemates (photo) by xismo(m): 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2017
When a man is divinely favoured no force can dear. Efe 25m rich just waiting for the appointed date..

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Politics / Re: Neither Senate Nor DSS Can Stop My Fight Against Corruption — Magu by xismo(m): 10:37pm On Mar 15, 2017
If the DG DSS did not signed the report who else did? Why is the senate using the report against Magu? Why 2 separate reports same day, on same issue with different contents? Magu will be presented again.
TV/Movies / Re: Miyonse, Soma And Efe Up For Eviction This Week On Big Brother Naija (pics) by xismo(m): 7:22pm On Jan 31, 2017
Pls what is the voting code?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Stuns In A White Pantsuit (Photos) by xismo(m): 9:08am On Jan 12, 2017
No this must be a photoshop or something is wrong. Each time she is single she behaves responsible but when in marriage she is opposite. What is the problem I guess photoshop.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by xismo(m): 8:33am On Dec 20, 2016
Working for UN please call me 08053482223.
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Reveals Secrets To Her Success by xismo(m): 9:51am On Dec 16, 2016
Congratulations Ma, I hope to join you soon.
Car Talk / Re: Plate Number Theives: Check Your Plate Number Now by xismo(m): 8:16am On Aug 23, 2016
The link itself is fake, why is it reading all the plate numbers in my neighbourhood wrong and invalid plate number, including my two cars.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Having Fun With Usher In Atlanta - ( Pics/vids) by xismo(m): 6:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
See Psquare lost brother. Even up til this moment they could not trace him out. Not even a single collaboration. Jude, Peter and Paul as far as I am concerned you guys are not there until you have a collabo with Usher. Rest my case..
Politics / Re: List Of 31 Ex-Governors That Will Face Corruption Charges by xismo(m): 11:31am On Jul 28, 2016
The list is not complete, where are the people that wrecked my Kogi state Ahmadu Ali, Ibrahim Idris and Idris Wada

Romance / Re: Girl Is Looking For A Nigerian Husband With Salary Range: £70-100k by xismo(m): 7:18pm On Jul 14, 2016
And what can you offer?
Romance / Re: Man Carries His Large-Sized Fiancee In Viral Pre-Wedding Photo. Caption This by xismo(m): 3:34pm On May 31, 2016
See hw my brother wan kill himself before his time..

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Female Celebrities With And Without Makeup (pictures) by xismo(m): 11:43am On May 14, 2016
Martha Ankoma excellently exceptional just too much
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Carries Tray Of Groudnut On His Head,says He Was Once A Hawker (pic) by xismo(m): 7:50pm On May 08, 2016
A senator of Federal Republic of Nigeria encouraging street hawking in the 21st century.. Nigeria my country
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Drags Buhari To Court! by xismo(m): 8:19am On Jan 24, 2016
When is the movie coming out?

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