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Sports / Re: PSG Is Willing To Sell Neymar by Xkalaban(m): 7:52am On Jun 17, 2019
Lol @Neymar Fakeman... grin

I used to love the dude but after he left Barca like that with all that premadonna drama. I think he got what he deserves.... tongue

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Crime / Re: Punishment For Buying Stolen Phone In Lagos By Police by Xkalaban(m): 8:55pm On Jun 15, 2019
Misplaced priorities.. Even God has forsaken this country cos everything is just wrong with her. She's headed towards doom....

How can the police even ascertain whether a phone was stolen or not when they're busy collecting N50 roger from motorists on the road?

Especially commercial drivers. It has now become mandatory in the southern region and absolutely nothing is being done by the so called authorities to curb the despicable practice. Nigerian law makers are a shameless failure. May God punish their callous souls for eternity...angry angry angry

Education / Re: This Is What FUTO Exam Hall Looks Like (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:09am On Jun 15, 2019
Lol cheesy

Olodo them will not enjoy this at all....
If u no study well enter this kind exam hall, no need to make a nuise then. Just write ur name for top the paper go submit sharperly grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Ladies Exchange Blows In Serious Public Fight, Trend On Twitter (photos, Video) by Xkalaban(m): 5:23pm On Jun 12, 2019
Black Americans can be really disgusting. Especially the ones in the south. I wonder how they would have packaged themselves if they found themselves living in a country like Juria. Probably unsalvageable. Raaaabbish!

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Celebrities / Re: A Kenyan Wants To Kill Paul Okoye. He Replies by Xkalaban(m): 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2019
Sounds like some piece of ass he got sometime in the past is tryna get on his nerves for cutting her off. But she's probably using a false monica......tongue
Crime / Re: Man To Die By Hanging After Killing His Girlfriend In Yobe (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:13pm On Jun 11, 2019
Hediat just go smother this ihe'm neri.... angry

Crime / Re: Unclad Lady Fights A Man Who Slept With Her Without Payment(photos) by Xkalaban(m): 7:59pm On Jun 11, 2019
Very old news angry

Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha's Trees Begin To Fall In Owerri by Xkalaban(m): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2019
deltateam:


Go and ask for the budget of those trees as proposed by Okorocha and the cost of garri will be the least of your problems.

My sentiments exactly. Like u beat me to it. The man should be arrested.
Family / Re: See Viral Marriage List Causing Commotion On Internet(Photo) by Xkalaban(m): 12:42pm On Jun 11, 2019
Bloggers sef, una don go fabricate wedding list to generate traffic on ur blog. Which place dem give the list and to whom was it given? SMH... undecided

Celebrities / Re: Photos From Okoro Blessing's 30th Birthday Party by Xkalaban(m): 8:24am On Jun 11, 2019
Lol, suicide suddenly doesn't look attractive anymore. Anyways, congrats and try to tie the knot sharperly cos 30 yrs no be today o....

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Sports / Re: 'i've Won 3 Trophies, What More Could I Do?' - Ronaldo Talks About Ballon D'or by Xkalaban(m): 8:09am On Jun 11, 2019
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Chai, see meme trashing....

Jesu have mercy grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: 'i've Won 3 Trophies, What More Could I Do?' - Ronaldo Talks About Ballon D'or by Xkalaban(m): 8:07am On Jun 11, 2019
Nbote:
Lolzzz.. Dis guy never ceases to amaze me... He won a UEFA nations league afta playing jus 2 matches while d same league started since last year. If he's talking of trophies den it also means Bernardo Silva also deserves it more considering he won d premier league, Won d UEFA Nations league, Won d FA cup, won d Carling Cup and even won d best player of d Nations league.. Messi and Van Dijk deserve it far more than he does becos dey had far more impressive individual seasons. Even in d Seria A Quagliarella at 36 had a far more impressive season than CR7 with his club Sampdoria who were almost struggling with relegation. Piatek playing in a top league for d first time in his career finished ahead of him in d scorers chart with a struggling AC milan. It's time he realises football isn't about him alone.. His reaction to Bernardo Silva's MVP win is really irritating..

Gbamsolutely!

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Politics / Re: Governor Ihedioha Reverses Imo University Status, Appoints New Rector by Xkalaban(m): 8:00am On Jun 11, 2019
AstroG:
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Chai see trashing shocked

Bros na person post u waste like this so... grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With Huge Fish He Caught (photos) by Xkalaban(m): 7:52am On Jun 11, 2019
Salah, the baller who's always with an awesome smile on his face.... wink

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Xkalaban(m): 4:44pm On Jun 10, 2019
rottennaija:
The trohies Messi won with Argentina during the junior world cups not trophies? Why are those often ignored? Because when listing the trophies Kanu won, the Olympics medal is mentioned though it was junior levels. Why ignore that of Messi?

I wonder. These guys hate excellence. That's why they look for any excuse to slander and diminish the greatest of all times. If he loses a match some of these haters even go for days without feeding cos they're so happy. That's just how much they want him to fail. Such hatred is simply incomprehensible. Yuk....!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Angry As Bernardo Silva Wins Nations League Best Player - Fans Claim by Xkalaban(m): 4:38pm On Jun 10, 2019
Almunjid:


I don't watch ball.
If Ronaldo na GOAT then Messi na COW... Make them fight make we see who go win. grin

What do u think!

Lol

grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Angry As Bernardo Silva Wins Nations League Best Player - Fans Claim by Xkalaban(m): 4:34pm On Jun 10, 2019
Lol, funny how Penaldo's Bingos always find a way to drag Messi into their B.S. Let the man be jareh... Ur goat simply aint as talented as Messi is. Yuk!

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Politics / Re: Excluding South East From NASS Leadership Will Spell Doom - APC Chief by Xkalaban(m): 2:32pm On Jun 10, 2019
Raaaabbish! As if including them in the leadership has ever translated to anything good for the southeastern folks or Nigeria as a country. It doesn't matter what region the leadership is zoned to. The so called leaders have failed so much to fix this country so much that failure has now become synonymous to Nigeria. To hell with all u polithiefians. God shall send thunder to strike u callous criminals on the day of karma. Southeastern polithiefians included.... 4uck all y'all.....

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Crime / Re: Robber Trying To Rob A Priest In Owerri Shot Dead (Disturbing Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 12:11am On Jun 08, 2019
Serves the useless thing right. Someone told me this earlier today that some robbers came to rob near a police station at Orji and that they gunned one down. Nemesis must surely catch up with the other hediots that managed to escape... Raaaabbish!
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek Blasts Soundcity For Saying His Music Videos Are Not good Enough by Xkalaban(m): 12:02am On Jun 08, 2019
It's disheartening what the industry has become. If ur sh!t ain't about bughatti and booty or ur song ain't talking about some mediocre BS then forget it. Indomie gen' them don't care about no original music with harmony. All thanks to folks like Lil Wayne and co that had the lyrical skills to do correct music but chose to give life to mediocrity instead cos it sells.

Anyways, #Soundcity folks.... Pls respect urselves by respecting a Legend like Fashek. In his prime, Majek Fashek gave so many ppl life musically all around the world. And when I say ppl, I mean musicians and ordinary folks alike.... sad

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Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off Tongue Of Rapist In South Africa (Photo) by Xkalaban(m): 9:56pm On Jun 06, 2019
Chai, them no dey buy sense for school @all.... grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Insecurity: Danjuma, Lekwot, Others Take Nigeria’s Case To UK by Xkalaban(m): 8:54am On Jun 06, 2019
jrusky:



So all those challenging this demonic plan owns oil well bah Pls what the hell is your damn argument bro

The solution to this insecurity, organization or fulanization is Buhari must go now before it's too late. Buhari must be remove either by friendly means or by confrontation means.

With the way things are going civil war might end this matter. Take it or burst it.

Jihadists are like a thousand headed hydra bro. Even if u manage to unseat Buhari there are thousands of other fanatics in the position of power from the north and even some parts of the west that will take up the mantle of leadership in achieving there sharia goals. Sharia is the one thing that unites all jihadists and they are completely resolute towards it. This country needs to be completely separated or restructured. Without that, the Islamists will continue to run it.

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Health / Re: Doctors Remove Knife, 8 Spoons, Screwdrivers, Toothbrushes From Man's Stomach by Xkalaban(m): 4:27pm On Jun 05, 2019
Just when I thought I've seen it all.... Smh

Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu: Ihedioha Not Serious, Has No Plan For Governance by Xkalaban(m): 4:07pm On Jun 05, 2019
Osagyefo98:
In a sane society this uche nwosu should have been sent to prison by now.

My sentiments exactly. Trash talk coming from a guy who illegally confiscated ppl's lands because he was in position of power. Let him kwantinu running his mouth. The day of reckoning isn't too far away.

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Politics / Re: Ihedioha Inspects Imo Government House After Okorocha Left (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 9:41am On Jun 01, 2019
BeijinDossier:
I saw Okorocha bedroom, you can't imagine that a whole governor was sleeping inside there. The govt house is a complete mess



It's really appalling I tell you... undecided

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Politics / Re: Ihedioha Inspects Imo Government House After Okorocha Left (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 10:47pm On May 31, 2019
This obviously says a lot about Cọckroachass Okoronwusa as a person. Cleanliness they say is next to Godliness. Okoronwusa as u've made ur bed, so shall u lay on it. No escaping the nemesis that awaits u. Karma never disappoints.

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Crime / Re: Soldier Seen Punishing A Driver Under The Rain In Lagos by Xkalaban(m): 5:47pm On May 31, 2019
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Lol grin

No mind am. Na over sabinus dey worry am. Very anyhow illman being.....

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Celebrities / Re: Ajike: How To Spot A Nigerian Man With Sense On Social Media by Xkalaban(m): 1:33pm On May 31, 2019
Lol, defraud u of money and pussy kwa. Like u've not been defrauding men of money and d!ck with a fugly face like that tongue

This one resemble weytin dem dey see for horror movie shocked
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Become Africa's Money-losing Machine - Forbes Magazine by Xkalaban(m): 11:42am On May 30, 2019
The truth simply hurts. I wish it can set Nigeria free just like the Holy book says. SMH angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Remanded In Malaysian Prison For Allegedly Killing A Nurse by Xkalaban(m): 6:39pm On May 24, 2019
Lol, this one na bad market for NCAN.

LOL grin

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Crime / Re: Police Escort Deflats A Man’s 4 Tyres For Unknowingly Obstructing Him On Traffic by Xkalaban(m): 6:35pm On May 24, 2019
angry angry angry

Only in Juria can one see such nepotism. An incompetent hediat wielding an AK-47 and using it to harass and intimidate innocent citizens. I can't to fit weep for this country anymore. This part of the world is a very big mistake.

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is Arrogant, Disrespected 2face Idibia - Man Says by Xkalaban(m): 6:56pm On May 23, 2019
Raaaabbish! There's absolutely no disrespect there. That guy should find something worthwhile and do with his life jorr.

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