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Christianity EtcRe: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Xkalaban(m): 3:41pm On Apr 01, 2019
TheBeat:
Messi is the greatest footballer ever. Ronaldo is remembered for goals but just check their goals per game ratio. Messi scores, creates, assists and dribbles. Watching his highlights brings joy and nothing but joy.
Gbamsolutely cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Xkalaban(m): 3:39pm On Apr 01, 2019
Nope he's not God. But he is the G. O. A. T of all the g. o. a. t!

CrimeRe: Road Safety Officers Flee As Angry Man Attacks Them With Plank In Delta. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2019
Serves them right. Those incompetent retards can be annoyingly inconsiderate. Buncha mofos angry

CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Blasts Simi For Degrading People With Tribal Marks by Xkalaban(m): 8:33pm On Mar 30, 2019
Olalekank:
You clearly ain't a Nigerian
I clearly drink to that wink
CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Blasts Simi For Degrading People With Tribal Marks by Xkalaban(m): 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2019
Raaaabbish, there's no correlation between what Simi said and what she's accusing her of saying. This one is simply feeling insecure or she's seeking for relevance. Since when did the word stupid become synonymous with tribal mark? Mtcheew...

SportsRe: Lionel Messi Shows Off Customized Adidas Game Of Thrones Trainers (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2019
lilbest4:
Messi light years ahead of CR7, CR7 light years ahead of everyone else

From a Real Madrid fan
Very well said

PoliticsRe: Emeka Ihedioha’s Wife Ebere, Children Emeka, Ezinwa, Nkem, Kamsi & His Mother by Xkalaban(m): 8:13pm On Mar 17, 2019
Jgovt:
This Guy is really Simple, I pray his heart will simple as his face to all Imolites... Kudos Gov Elect
I tell u bro. He's a very simple man and quite intelligent. May God grant him the wisdom to rule with honor, equity and fairness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Who Will Win Champion League Title? by Xkalaban(m): 2:03pm On Mar 16, 2019
Celona all the wayyyyyyy...... cheesy

CrimeRe: Land Grabbers Arrested By Soldiers After Opening Fire On Farmers In Edo. Photo by Xkalaban(m): 1:59pm On Mar 16, 2019
Lol @Land Grabbers. Oya, let them go and grab space in prison grin

CrimeRe: Man Almost Killed Hausa Guy In Delta Over 10 Naira. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2019
Nawao, no joy whatsoever. Him sabi pick plank knack person but he no sabi cut his own nails. Stupid hediat!

EducationRe: 16 Idioms Worth Investing Into Your Vocabulary by Xkalaban(m): 12:17pm On Mar 11, 2019
Nice and educative wink
CrimeRe: Elderly Man Found Dead During Voting Exercise In Delta. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2019
He might have had a heart attack. R. I. P man.... Ur days of migraines and horrible living conditions are over in this jungle of NiJuria.
CrimeRe: Suicide Bomber Killed While Trying To Attack Catholic Church. (graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:12am On Mar 11, 2019
Good. Rest in pieces!

PoliticsRe: Suspected SARS Operative Shoots PDP Agent At Collation Center In River State by Xkalaban(m): 3:39pm On Mar 10, 2019
Abagworo:
When worse happened in pre and post 2015 elections why did you support it? This election is the most peaceful in recent history of Rivers politics.

https://www.legit.ng/amp/756013-apc-member-burnt-alive-rivers-photo.html

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/177603-30-apc-members-killed-in-political-violence-in-rivers.html

https://www.thecable.ng/4-apc-members-shot-death-rivers/amp

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/03/07/apc-chieftain-beheaded-in-rivers-wife-son-murdered/

http://www.informationng.com/2015/04/apc-chieftain-6-others-killed-in-rivers.html/amp
Which part of a country in retrogression do u not comprehend? So because u think it's more peaceful than the previous elections, so violence & senseless loss of human life has now become acceptable? That's exactly the problem in the first place. The masses are passive to the terrible evil going on here. It is now seen as a normal thing. 4uck the partisan politics, everything is wrong with the past and current leadership of this country...
PoliticsRe: Police Officers And Soldiers Clashed At INEC Office In Rivers by Xkalaban(m): 3:22pm On Mar 10, 2019
kingsclass:
This one don kolo.
No mind am, no be human. Na headless chicken be that.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers And Soldiers Clashed At INEC Office In Rivers by Xkalaban(m): 3:21pm On Mar 10, 2019
planetx13:
I'm just confused...... is this country a shiit hole or a Zoohuh

Ciao
cheesy It's a Jungle out here o....! The type that harbors a very dark evil.
PoliticsRe: Suspected SARS Operative Shoots PDP Agent At Collation Center In River State by Xkalaban(m): 3:16pm On Mar 10, 2019
peekay007:
Best Election Ever Held in this Country.......!!!! This Government should be rewarded with a third term in office grin. There was a Country called "Nigeria" we all believed in cry cry
Honestly bro, there was indeed a country. And it has now retrogressed from Nigeria to Nijuria. And there is simply no salvation for it in sight. Human life has no value in this part of the world. Shame on all the leaders of Juria.....
CelebritiesRe: Azriel Clary And Jocelyn Savage Defend R Kelly On Sex Scandal by Xkalaban(m): 9:27pm On Mar 07, 2019
It's obvious they're tryna obtain Kelly. He might be a freak in bed but really who isn't in this world? What matters is in the way we go about it. This is why I'm not interested in fame. Every dick n harry wants to get a piece of u. Smh.....

SportsRe: Moment Real Madrid Fans Deserted The Stadium While Match With Ajax Was Ongoing by Xkalaban(m): 8:46am On Mar 06, 2019
Lol grin grin grin Abeg let them cry me a river or blood if they want. They are RealMadShit......
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Arrested After Being Identified By Victim Two Weeks After Robbery. by Xkalaban(m): 12:45pm On Mar 04, 2019
Bunch of useless hediats.....
CelebritiesRe: Babes Wodumo Beaten By Mampintsha, Her Boyfriend by Xkalaban(m): 12:39pm On Mar 04, 2019
Nawao, I wonder what she sees in that dirty ugly beast she calls her boyfriend. That one that probably has 6 kids out of wedlock elsewhere. Well, slay queens and money are inseparable I guess. It's life sha, let her deal with it....
CrimeRe: Customs Officers Extorting Money From Nigerians From Abroad (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 10:35am On Feb 22, 2019
Why won't extortion keep thriving in the country? When we don't have any Task Force nor undercover agents in plain clothes overseeing the daily activities of the so called uniformed men in Nigeria. Smh!
CrimeRe: Robber Rescued From Mob Action After Being Caught In Abuja. Photos/video by Xkalaban(m): 10:26am On Feb 22, 2019
Lucky hediat tongue

PoliticsRe: Christian Leaders Reject Buhari During Osinbajo's Nocturnal Visit To Yola by Xkalaban(m): 8:05am On Feb 22, 2019
Lol grin

His plight is dead on arrival. It's a lost cause grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: I’d Be Worried If Men Don’t Make Passes At Me - Uche Elendu by Xkalaban(m): 6:30am On Feb 17, 2019
rentAcock:
Says the woman squatting in an uncompleted building as seen on her dp.
Lol, no be small thing ogrin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: I’d Be Worried If Men Don’t Make Passes At Me - Uche Elendu by Xkalaban(m): 6:25am On Feb 17, 2019
dachilino:
"Don’t be in a haste to jump into marriage; you should really take your time to make sure that you’re with the right person and you’re both compatible. I got married to a very wonderful man but I guess we were not compatible. Don’t just get married because everybody else is doing that, or based on a person’s good looks and money.

Marriage is not friendship or courtship; it is a serious business. You also have to pray about it and that’s one of the mistakes I made because I didn’t pray about my marriage. When problems arise in your marriage, you should be able to endure. I guess I was always too quick to act. Give God a chance in your marriage.”


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/17/id-be-worried-if-men-dont-make-passes-at-me-uche-elendu/
She's certainly a beauty with some brains at least. She made a lot of sense @the bolded. Time waits for nobody but u'd be worse off if u get married to the wrong person due to pressure and paranoia. God pls show those of us who are still single, our rightful spouse. So that we don't have to look elsewhere when we settle down or end up in bondage marriage. Amen & Amen! Have a lovely Sunday y'all.....
CrimeRe: South Africans Torture An ATM Cards Scammer by Xkalaban(m): 8:46pm On Feb 15, 2019
Owl boy grin

South African boys no dey smile o shocked
Dem don beat nonsense comot for the guy brain. Dem beat confusion enter him head sotey him just wish say him fit dissolve enter inside ground or disappear somehow. Serves the hediat right jor grin

PoliticsRe: Report Irregularities At Polling Units, US Urges Nigerians. by Xkalaban(m): 6:38pm On Feb 15, 2019
Tomorrow is the D Day. Go out and vote for who you think is the best candidate. If you do not go and cast ur vote tomorrow and you come complaining about the type of govt u have after the election then the shame is on you. This is ur time to act. I wish the best team success but more importantly I pray 9ja has opened her eyes and Obidiently Atikulated.....Peace y'all cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Campaign Slams US, Others Over Stance On Elections by Xkalaban(m): 12:20pm On Feb 15, 2019
Now they know how it feels. Same US govt that maneuvered them into power. Smh....

PoliticsRe: Clash Between Fulani And Berom Natives In Plateau. Villagers Killed. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 8:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
Oh Lalung's security men apparently rushed the wounded to the hospital after shooting them. Clap for urselves u hear. U guys are really caring. Raaaabbish!

PoliticsRe: Woman And Her Team Stoned While Campaigning For APC In Benin, Edo. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 4:06pm On Feb 14, 2019
Lol cheesy

More heart attack for APCheat. E never even start sef.... grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Police Nab 17 Sacks Containing APC Thumb-printed Ballots In Kano by Xkalaban(m): 1:37pm On Feb 14, 2019
Chai, this is serious o. APCheat is out to win this election by fire, by force. I wonder what they would do after it becomes clear they've lost after all the heavy election rigging and malpractice next tomorrow. Juria will probably burn cos I don't imagine them accepting defeat like GEJ did. Smh....

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