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Phones / Re: Apple Realizes That International Iphone Prices Are A Bit Ridiculous by Xkalaban(m): 8:13am On Jan 31, 2019
Lol grin

Not just a bit o. They are highly ridiculous. Money wey u fit take open small business na wetin person go take go buy one iPhone. It's crazy!

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Challenges Buhari To Declare His Assets by Xkalaban(m): 11:16am On Jan 30, 2019
Lol, same Afanifere someone said endorsed him. Nowadays we don't know what's real anymore. Smh..
Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Buhari, APC Over Failed Campaign In Owerri by Xkalaban(m): 9:09am On Jan 30, 2019
TalkTalkTwins:
Even the broom don slim down grin
It's either they have used it for 2 years now or they gave someone the contract to purchase brooms and he ran away with the money!


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ROTFFALMFHO grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Buhari, APC Over Failed Campaign In Owerri by Xkalaban(m): 9:04am On Jan 30, 2019
Racoon:
All the SE saw was lifelessness.We don't do sai baba zombiesm.

Nope, not @all grin
Education / Re: NCEE Cut-off Mark Of Each State For 2017/2018 by Xkalaban(m): 8:10am On Jan 30, 2019
Shame on Fraud Lugard mehn. May he never find peace wherever his rotten corpse lies.
Politics / Re: FACT CHECK: Is Tanko Mohammed Qualified To Be The Chief Justice Of Nigeria? by Xkalaban(m): 8:02am On Jan 30, 2019
Lol grin

I just laugh in swahili to the sh!thole drama that has become the norm in this Juria. The National Common Entrance Examination [NCEE] Board has published the Entrance Exam Cut-Off Mark of Each State for the 2017/18 session.

*Below is the Current National Common Entrance Examination [NCEE] Cut-Off Marks Of Each State In The Federation.*

Male Female

Abia 65 65
Adamawa 40 40
Akwa-Ibom 63 63
Anambra 66 66
*Bauchi 18 18*
Benue 60 60
*Borno 33 33*
Cross-Rivers 54 54
Delta 65 65
Edo 63 63
Enugu. 65 65
Imo 66 66
*Jigawa 37 37*
Kaduna 52 52
*Kano 34 34*
*Katsina 37 37*
*Kebbi 35 35*
Kogi 61 61
Kwara 62 62
Lagos 65 65
*Niger 49 49*
Ogun 65 65
Ondo 64 64
Osun 64 64
Oyo 63 63
Plateau 52 52
Rivers 62 62
*Sokoto 15 7*
*Taraba 19 19*
*Yobe 20 20*
FCT-Abuja 57 57
Bayelsa 51 51
Ebonyi 60 60
Ekiti 62 62
*Gombe 37 37*
*Nassarawa 42 42*
*Zamfara 14 12*

*The funny thing is, those with lower cut off marks from the north will be the ones to run the govt tomorrow. They will be appointed judges, chief Justice, controllers, central bank heads, and heads of government agencies and ministries.*

*Are you still wondering why some want out of this evil forest? Why Nigeria is at the bottom of all good things and top of most bad issues in international/global ratings?*

Why our health, education, electricity, waterworks, refineries, petroleum distribution, etc. are in tatters?
*The above is a very graphic justification of the urgent need for Restructuring, at the very least!*

Imagine Sokoto has a cut off mark of 15 for male and freaking 7 for female. To all Southern youths, a word is enough for the wise. Use ur brains.

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Crime / Re: Mob Lynch Chief With 124 Male, Female Boxers In Delta by Xkalaban(m): 9:52am On Jan 29, 2019
No punshure..

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Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie: I Don't Wear Pants Anymore by Xkalaban(m): 11:13am On Jan 26, 2019
Ok ladies take note and do well to follow suit. Especially when you are coming to play hard to get @ my domot cool

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Religion / Re: Emmanuel Collins: Pastor Busted For Faking Accident, Says Hackers Did It by Xkalaban(m): 11:02am On Jan 26, 2019
Well it's possible his account was hacked but given what I see these pastors of these days doing it's almost certain he is lying. And if he's saying the truth then he should consider himself a victim of circumstance..... Move on!
Celebrities / Re: Aloma, Davido's Crew Slams Wizkid Over O2 Show. Nigerians React by Xkalaban(m): 10:42am On Jan 26, 2019
They are both great and successful artists. All these indomie generation fans should put up or just shut da 4uck up sad

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Politics / Re: ''I Am Solidly Behind Buhari Over Onnoghen’s Suspension''- Governor El-rufai by Xkalaban(m): 8:18am On Jan 26, 2019
Before nko, aren't u his prodigy? Na him be ur mentor so ayam not surprised Mr. Hell Rufai. Raaaabbish!

Politics / Re: APC reacts At Ohaneze’s Endorsement Of Atiku, Anti-igbo by Xkalaban(m): 8:07am On Jan 26, 2019
We have heard you APCheat. Now pls hurry up and start packing all ur trash. As far as the South East is concerned, consider ur evil party expelled from our region. Ndi Chineke bụrụ ọnụ....

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Politics / Re: Buhari Speaks On Suspension Of CJN Onnoghen (Full Statement) by Xkalaban(m): 6:51pm On Jan 25, 2019
The cabal has spoken.....barely a month to election and this happens. Give it up 4 9ja mehn. Drama has become the norm in Fraud Lugard's entity.

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Politics / Re: Does The President Have The Constitutional Power To Suspend The Chief Justice? by Xkalaban(m): 6:27pm On Jan 25, 2019
Lol grin

This is really getting interesting. NDM them oya, e don set o. Make ayam kukuma perch here dey observe as the drama dey unfold.... grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: MI Accuses J.Cole Of Stealing His Style In His New Song ‘Middle Child’ by Xkalaban(m): 7:47pm On Jan 24, 2019
Lol, I just laugh in swahili when I read this kind of trash. C'mon bro, u know better than that. No Nas fan who is also an artist will ever copy someone else, especially not u. And that's cos Godson has already provided an unlimited amount of material out there from which to draw inspiration from. Ur not J. Cole's level and can never ever be. So M.I biko kuku just find sit go sitdon for ya corner....

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Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Seen Harassing Man Who Stepped Out To Eat At An Eatery by Xkalaban(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2019
I thought the new IG of police dissolved these shameless corrupt things already. Ayam not undustanding o
Crime / Re: Cultist Nabbed After Robbing Student In Rivers, Pistol Recovered. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 3:49pm On Jan 24, 2019
Hediat of the most highest hediats. Ur still young and vibrant. Why not hustle legit? Even though things are hard but God always makes a way. Now sorry don become ur first name. Criminality and cultism kee u there.... angry

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Science/Technology / Re: Boy Kills Huge Cobra In Kogi After Invading His House. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 3:38pm On Jan 24, 2019
The boy get better liver abeg. Small green snake sef me don take off, talkless of this highly venomous killing machine. I throway salute to the boy jor...

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Commissions The Ziks Mausoleum In Onitsha- Pictures by Xkalaban(m): 1:57pm On Jan 24, 2019
12345baba:
never, even if he dash all the residents 1m each.
victorazyvictor:


Who's job is that?

Who's money?


Lol cheesy

No joy for Sai Baba zombies @all grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Jay 'omo Ibadan' Cries Out To Her Future Husband In New Photos by Xkalaban(m): 9:15am On Jan 23, 2019
tfash96:
she still dey come na inside traffic she dey she for don reach ur side

Lol grin grin grin

U funny. I appreciate it tho.... wink

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Jay 'omo Ibadan' Cries Out To Her Future Husband In New Photos by Xkalaban(m): 7:47am On Jan 23, 2019
Dear future wife, I don find u tire. E be like say I go just kukuma remain single till I wrinkle at this point. Women full everywhere dey worry my life yet u no dey there. Show me a sign cos I'm exhausted undecided

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Politics / Re: Atiku Locks Down Owerri by Xkalaban(m): 7:28am On Jan 23, 2019
I just love Obi Peter mehn, no homo cool

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Politics / Re: FG To Deploy Nuclear Technology To Eradicate Malaria – Daily Trust by Xkalaban(m): 7:22am On Jan 23, 2019
2RUTHHURTS:
grin r remember that an Air force jet was deployed to bomb boko Haram and protect the IDPs but it finally bomb the IDPs and protected boko Haram. How are you sure that the nuclear tech wouldn't come to finish Nigerians instead of the mosquitoes, this is Nigeria o shocked

Abi ooo? Make we no jump from frying pan enter the main fire proper. Chai, may God have mercy on us in this country. We don't know what's real and what's not anymore cos our so called leaders always end up playing football with our future. Smh.... undecided

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Politics / Re: FG To Deploy Nuclear Technology To Eradicate Malaria – Daily Trust by Xkalaban(m): 10:18pm On Jan 22, 2019
Lol @Mr. Choi grin

But anything to eradicate the annoying mosquitoes would be a highly welcome development... undecided

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Crime / Re: Poachers Arrested While Looking For Animals To Kill In Cross River. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 6:03pm On Jan 22, 2019
Okay o. Let them do the time now since they intended doing the........ lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Lady Strips Unclad, Runs Mad In Enugu After Car Dropped Her Off (VIDEO) by Xkalaban(m): 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2019
Slay queens and yahoo boys. They never learn unfortunately tongue

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Strong Reasons Why You Should Consider Buying A Dashboard Camera by Xkalaban(m): 2:24pm On Jan 22, 2019
The corrupt 9ja police and road traffic officials like Road Safety and VIO them comes to mind. This will record evidence and expose their bitch asses angry

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Crime / Re: Nnafor Ogbu: Police Kill Suspected Killers Of Youth President In Rivers by Xkalaban(m): 11:20am On Jan 22, 2019
Where them suspected killers that were gunned down pics na?
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu’s Orderly Shoots Man During Campaign Rally Arochukwu, Abia by Xkalaban(m): 11:37pm On Jan 21, 2019
9ja youths brace urselves cos violence and murder is gonna become the order of the day through out this election period. Be wise n steer clear cos it's not worth it losing ur life for this shameless politicians. They're all agents of evil.....

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Politics / Re: Disability Bill Osinbajo LIED: See Letter Confirming Presidency Received Bill by Xkalaban(m): 3:29pm On Jan 21, 2019
deboysben:
Mere commissioner doing the dirty job

How him go take make heaven a self acclaimed pastor

Lmfao grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s Challenge To Buhari. Will Buhari Come Or Run? (video) by Xkalaban(m): 2:50pm On Jan 21, 2019
Lol, the wrinkled empty headed President Buhari has no liver to call Atiku's bluff. If not his Sai Baba zombies for don shout "bring it on" on his behalf... Since he wants to be the leader, let him lead by example naa and not tuck his tail in-between his legs like an ekuke that's scared shitless.... tongue

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Politics / Re: Oyinbo Lady Calls For Dino Melaye’s Release, Nigerians React by Xkalaban(m): 11:20am On Jan 21, 2019
Gorgeous kwa? I no see ham o! shocked

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