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Celebrities / Re: Who Are The Public Figures You Look Up To ? by Xkalaban(m): 11:37pm On Oct 28, 2021
Nas

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Secretly Tested 2 Hypersonic Nuke Missiles That Defied The Laws Of Physics by Xkalaban(m): 1:03pm On Oct 22, 2021
Tomorrow now dem go dey wonder why earthquake and tsunami want finish all of them. Nuclear this and nuclear that, if una wipe out humanity wetin want come remain? Allow peace to reign for pete’s sake angry
Sports / Re: Messi Hits Out At Referee, Says 'He Does It On Purpose' As Argentina Struggles by Xkalaban(m): 12:01pm On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
He's not handsome

He doesn't need to be. He's happyily married to a gorgeous wife with 3 lovely kids. Everyone already knows he is filthy rich.
Travel / Re: Bus Loaded With Passengers Fell Into Gully Erosion In Imo State: Pictures by Xkalaban(m): 9:06am On Oct 03, 2021
A governor by the name of Hope Uzodinma is presiding over Imo yet there's no hope there and certainly no ụzọ dị mma in Imo. What an irony

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: IPOB/ESN Are Celebrating His Exit With Crime - Joe Igbokwe by Xkalaban(m): 6:29am On Sep 30, 2021
Lol, Judas Igbojụrụkwe has spoken.
Oya everybody begin dey fry akamụ grin
Politics / Re: Malami Makes U-turn, Says FG Would Not Prosecute Nigerians Who Tweets by Xkalaban(m): 3:21pm On Sep 27, 2021
Finnese001:


I trust you boss

Finesse my bro how go dey go?
E be like say that guy wey I tell u say him go animate my stuff na scammer o
The guy no dey gree pick my call again undecided
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs New York For Nigeria (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 7:47pm On Sep 25, 2021
mybiz234:
What's his benefits to Nigeria? By p
Lol

Mannabbgrills, I have good reasons to believe that you are a corrupt hypocrite.

I challenge you to prove me wrong instead of hiding in the panties of mods.

If you have any honor, provide evidence that you are not corrupt and let's even dissect your reasoning.

Using your alternative monicker, NLpolicewoman, to report people who challenge you won't save you.

Face the challenge like a man and not run away like a weakling.


Ghen ghen! Ayam love this no nonsense challenge. Ogua ga esike, onye gba oso nne ya! grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin

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Crime / Re: John Ocheme Shoots Inah Ubi, A Police Inspector Dead In Lagos by Xkalaban(m): 4:27pm On Sep 16, 2021
Nna ayam no concern fi di this matter. Juria wahala no dey finish….
Sports / Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by Xkalaban(m): 7:17am On Sep 16, 2021
Lol, how about that his shot that hit the bar? Leo is awesome bro....
Sports / Re: Conor Mcgregor & Machine Gun Kelly Fight At MTV Music Video Awards (Pix, Video) by Xkalaban(m): 12:13pm On Sep 14, 2021
Sanchez01:

"Insult me on a line compliment me on the next?" How can MGK with his autotune and mumble rap body a lyricist as Em?

No blame am, na indomie things...

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Politics / Re: UAE Designates Six Nigerians As Global Financiers Of Terrorism by Xkalaban(m): 12:02pm On Sep 14, 2021
Even though I feel this list doesn't include the big fishes at the peak of the ladder sponsoring terrorism, these ones are nothing but the sacrificial goats taking the fall. But one thing's for sure, u can never see a Chukwuma, a Kelechi, an Emmanuel nor a Samuel on the list. It is and will always be all about the head slammers aka religion of piss. What a virus to the already dying world. SMH...

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Politics / Re: How Do We Survive If Nigeria Breaks Up?'—sultan Of Sokoto Kicks Against IPOB, Yo by Xkalaban(m): 5:34pm On Sep 10, 2021
Unity beggars on da beat�����
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Precious Eboigbodin Creates Lion Sculpture From Spoons, Knives And Forks by Xkalaban(m): 9:24am On Sep 10, 2021
Awesome cheesy
Politics / Re: Buhari In Imo: ₦700m Wasted As Rented Crowd Refuses To Show Up - SR by Xkalaban(m): 8:35am On Sep 10, 2021
Guyman02:
Look at those slippers it's synonymous with Okada riders from the North. Igbos don't wear such to important events, they will wear shoes, sandals or locally made palm slip-ons

It's undeniable. Those guys are abokis confirmed. If u zoom into the pic it becomes more obvious.

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Politics / Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by Xkalaban(m): 8:55am On Sep 09, 2021
And so? Make we fry akamu ni Take ur cow meat and shove it up ur ass we have other options jareh!
Politics / Re: Islamic Police, Hisbah Seizes Two Vehicles With 5,760 Cartons Of Beer In Kano by Xkalaban(m): 7:27am On Sep 09, 2021
Hypocrites sad

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Politics / Re: Anti-open Grazing: Give Us Time To Train Our Members - Miyetti Allah Begs Lagos by Xkalaban(m): 7:57pm On Sep 08, 2021
Lol, I thought they said the southern governors were clowns and had no right to impose such a law on them. So who's laughing now
Politics / Re: Akeredolu To Miyetti Allah: Do Your Worst, Anti-Open Grazing Law Stays by Xkalaban(m): 7:52pm On Sep 08, 2021
Oya na, Hope Ụzodinjọ over to u
Politics / Re: This Kalabari Denial Of Ijaw Is Not Sitting Well With Many by Xkalaban(m): 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2021
RobbStark:


There are no ibos in rivers state.
Nigeria will never break up on ethnic lines and even if it does, know this and know peace.
Kalabaris, okrikans, bonny, Opobo, and the other LGAs of Ijaw extraction are nothing but one entity. .

Like I always say, your noise ends here in Nland.
No inch of Ijaw territory will be ceded to you fu...kers

U can tell that to ISWAP by the time they overrun ass.hole rock....

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Politics / Re: Heavy Gunshots As Bandits In Military Uniforms Celebrate (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 1:32pm On Sep 02, 2021
The FG’s untouchables from the deepest part of hell callef Sahel angry
Politics / Re: Heavy Explosion In Oluyole Ibadan by Xkalaban(m): 10:47am On Sep 02, 2021
ISWAP aka African Taliban them has arrived?
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen: Oyedepo Describes Buhari’s Government As "Bloodthirsty" by Xkalaban(m): 9:51am On Sep 02, 2021
E never start, all of una eye go clear las las. Shebi una dey clamour for chanji & 4 plus 4 new level of chanji undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N20,000 Weekly Remittance For Bolt Hire Purchase. Is This OK? by Xkalaban(m): 3:15pm On Sep 01, 2021
Its a good deal the greatest issue ur gonna have to deal with here is the road condition in Owerri. Its a very hopeless situation out there.
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Man To 6 Months Imprisonment For Stealing Tubers Of Yam In Kwara by Xkalaban(m): 9:09pm On Aug 30, 2021
There’s all sorts of vices in the land. Personally I can’t really blame this man. He must’ve carried out the act out of frustration and hunger. Damn! Nigeria is just wrong man.....

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Politics / Re: ESN Releases Graphic Video As They Kill Civil Defense Officers This Morning by Xkalaban(m): 4:55pm On Aug 30, 2021
OP ur a fvcking liar man. Ur yeye smell pass hypocrisy. The obituary u posted says july 1st 2021 and today is 30th August 2021. Can’t u just respect the dead man and let him rest in peace? Tufiakwa!
Politics / Re: Channels TV Interview: Ortom Replies Garba Shehu, Says 'I Stand By My Statement' by Xkalaban(m): 4:46pm On Aug 26, 2021
The Governor believes in the words of Dr Martin Luther King jnr:

“If peace means accepting second class citizenship, I dont want it. If peace means keeping my mouth shut in the midst of injustice and evil, I dont want it. If peace means being complacently adjusted to a deadning status-quo, I dont want peace. If peace means a willingness to be exploited economically, dominated polically, humiliated and segregated, I dont want peace.”


#Word#

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Airways 18 Years After It Packed Up (Pictures, Video) by Xkalaban(m): 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2021
Blackfire:
Which country??

Federal Republic of Juria
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zaki Anwari Falls From Plane, Dies by Xkalaban(m): 6:58pm On Aug 19, 2021
Hanibbal:
So sad. He feared the shariah system that Taliban would impose. Rest in peace.

The religion of tattered clothe with short trouser that keep fighting the ground.

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Bandits Break Into Islamiyya School In Katsina, Abduct Pupils, Teacher by Xkalaban(m): 7:23am On Aug 19, 2021
Na FG pickin them don’t shoot at them. Very soon them go pay them millions of naira to use and go acquire sophisticated weapons only to come back and unleash mayhem again. Incompetent leaders of Juria I hail o!
Fashion / Re: Hisbah: Use Headless Mannequins To Advertise, Cover Their Breast, Bottom Shapes by Xkalaban(m): 7:22pm On Aug 16, 2021
So says the Talibans of Juria tongue
Politics / Re: "Please Forgive Us" - Boko Haram Commanders Beg Nigerians (Pictures) by Xkalaban(m): 10:15am On Aug 10, 2021
Na so, audio repentance. Them go soon wear them military uniform and equip them with AK 47 then send them go South East to go commit extra judicial killings. Yeye dey ooze angry

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Politics / Re: Southerners Are The Reason Nigerians Are Blacklisted - Sarki by Xkalaban(m): 7:06pm On Aug 05, 2021
Why bother to indicate that ur from the northern part of Fraudgeria? U should just ensure that the north establishes Arewa republic with its own passport as a sovereign nation. And let the so called South establish theirs with their bad image. U detest them so much, yet ur ready to pick up arms and shed blood the moment they seek divorce from ur fake union. See kettle calling pot black. Ur hypocrisy smell pass yeye....

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