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Crime / Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Putting Poison In A Man's Drink At A Hotel (pics/video) by Xkalaban(m): 7:58am On Nov 15, 2022 |
The stupid Jezebel has no remorse whatsoever |
Politics / Re: Troops Kill Scores Of Bandits, Recover Arms And Motorcycles In Kaduna (photos) by Xkalaban(m): 10:06am On Aug 14, 2022 |
Well that's a welcomed development. But in the end, it's still the innocent civilians that will pay the heavy price. Cos terrorists once they start losing, they retaliate by killing and kidnapping innocent civilians... |
Crime / Re: Crime: Armed Robber Got Shot Mistakingly By His Gang Member As They Were Robbing by Xkalaban(m): 10:05am On Jun 11, 2022 |
Karma na very determined bastard. Hin dey always catch up no matter how long it takes... |
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Defender, David Alaba Apologizes After Barcelona 4-0 Defeate by Xkalaban(m): 5:02pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
badtlimo: Lol |
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Xkalaban(m): 11:53am On Mar 12, 2022 |
Zonefree: Chai! This is sad but very true.... |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Cats Sanctioned & Banned By US, EU & FIFE (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:11pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Lol, those cats look exactly like Putin 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Which Of These Songs Is More Dope? by Xkalaban(m): 3:15pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Finesse my man. Happy Sunday bro? Ur whatsapp dey offline for a while now.... |
Romance / Re: Ex-Boyfriend Scatters Traditional Marriage Of Ex Lover In Akwa Ibom, Demands 22M by Xkalaban(m): 9:53pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
The guy no act right. This is not the way to go. Na the groom now him dey shame and cause problems for. If he actually spent that amount on the girl whilst they were dating then he shouldn't complain. Cos after all they were only dating and weren't married. Till u marry a woman, she's not urs. Even most married guys don't consider their wives theirs these days cos they know a woman is truly only urs as at that moment when ur with her, providing for her and dicking her properly. Once ur no longer there, omo na another mandela get am o.... |
Foreign Affairs / Re: FIGHTING TALK: Boris Johnson To Hold Cobra Meeting Today To Discuss Ukraine by Xkalaban(m): 4:30pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
seunny4lif: They're hypocrites |
Sports / Re: “life Is Just Unfair, I’m Tired Of Trying” – Asisat Oshoala (photo) by Xkalaban(m): 11:51pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
Sweetheart stay strong and never give up. No matter what, just keep counting ur blessings. On behalf of all the Culers out there, we love u and we are very proud of you. U go dey alright las las |
Food / Re: My Workers Killed A Cobra Yesterday And Found Almost 50 Baby Snakes Inside by Xkalaban(m): 1:40pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
Great, thunder fire devil there! |
Politics / Re: From Hideout, I Saw Policemen Hack Dad To Death, Shoot His Nephew Dead by Xkalaban(m): 12:19pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
Paxxcarl: U deserve one beta chilled bottle of any drink of ur choice |
Crime / Re: Survival Fund: New Method Fraudsters Use To Hack Your Account by Xkalaban(m): 7:47pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
I just replied one of the idiots today claiming I should call one number in order to receive my 75k covid 19 fund. I told the bastard to go 4uck himself. They’ve sent me that message 3 different times since last week. |
Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by Xkalaban(m): 10:08am On Dec 20, 2021 |
This is what we call BPS...."BEING PROUDLY STUPID" 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by Xkalaban(m): 9:00am On Dec 07, 2021 |
All these idiots should cry us a river. The stats are there clearly for all to see. Messi 100% deserves the 2021 ballon Dior period. Everyone knows that Lewandowski deserves that of 2020 with France football saying they failed to present it because there was no voting due to covid-19. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Get Rid Of Scorpions Totally From My Apartment? by Xkalaban(m): 12:41pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
obembet: It's very possible I tell u. Scorpions are arachnids so they give birth to lots of little hatchlings like spiders do too. They're great predators and usually move solo so once they get off their mother's back they scatter off hunting for food. It's possible mother Scorpion hatched her eggs recently. @Op, u need to fumigate ur house and ur entire compound military style. From ur inner roof to all ur battrooms, under ur bed, wardrobes and store rooms. Do u have rocks or blocks in ur compound? That'd be a good location to fumigate too. They like chilling under rocks, bricks, cracks in walls and quiet areas with little or no disturbance. Good luck man, take care and stay safe. Scorpion sting is one of the few things in the world that could really make a grown man cry. Don't let it get u first.... 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2023: South East Ready To Kneel, Prostrate To Get Presidency - Ezeife by Xkalaban(m): 7:46am On Dec 05, 2021 |
May Bluetooth successfully connect this idiot. Desperate efulefu with no integrity whatsoever. Thunder fire u and that ur failed presidency there. Ewu Canbeer! |
Travel / Re: Ghanaian Schoolboy Caught In Airplane Engine Trying To Escape Abroad (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 11:47am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Lol, those Afghan terrorists that fell off US jets comes to mind |
Sports / Re: Head-to-head Stats Between Messi & Lewandowski That Proved The Rightful Winner by Xkalaban(m): 1:04pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Numbers don't Lai Mohammed ok. It speaks for itself. Messi is the greatest forever. Kudos to Lewan, he's a wonderful player that I love so much too. But even he knows that Messi is the greatest. Period! 2 Likes |
Business / Re: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 8:48am On Nov 28, 2021 |
RIP to her soul. Its obvious that other guy that collapsed was wasted from alcohol. Life is just too unpredictable man |
Crime / Re: Midnight Thief Beaten To A Pulp In Delta State (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:46pm On Nov 23, 2021 |
Dem don hulk-smash this one sotey him con resemble pesin wey get autism |
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Femi Fani-Kayode For Forgery by Xkalaban(m): 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2021 |
He's a desperate man. A desperate chameleon ready to change to any color just so he can escape justice. But as we make our beds, so shall we all lay on it. |
Politics / Re: LEKKI SHOOTING: Lai Mohammed Should Apologize To Us – Cnn’s Lawyer Says by Xkalaban(m): 8:38am On Nov 18, 2021 |
It is well. Bluetooth will connect idiot in due time. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: SCRRENSHOT OF IPOB Generals Caught At Initiation Ground... by Xkalaban(m): 9:06pm On Nov 13, 2021 |
Hehehehe |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Did Anyone Notice This In Court Today? by Xkalaban(m): 6:42pm On Nov 10, 2021 |
Naijanascam: |
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 6:18pm On Nov 10, 2021 |
Nna make dem free this girl na which kind nonsense be this kwanu? Since when has it become a crime to freely twerk with her own nyash kwa? Dem no go stigmatize the wicked polithiefians that are ruining our lives, na this poor girl dem want use shine |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Of These National Means Of Identification Do You Have? by Xkalaban(m): 10:09am On Nov 09, 2021 |
3 outta 4 |
Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men Then You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Xkalaban(m): 6:30am On Nov 08, 2021 |
1 - Red Scorpion that yr 2 - Rambo the First Blood that yr 3 - Commando that yr 4 - Double Impact that yr |
Sports / Re: Westham Enter Top Three Spot After Defeating Liverpool 3 - 0 by Xkalaban(m): 6:09am On Nov 08, 2021 |
Jesu! Ayam love Westham man! |
Family / Re: My House Maid Has Become My Madam In My Own Home by Xkalaban(m): 6:07am On Nov 08, 2021 |
Well, u said it urself. They’ve already paid her dowry so this is a done deal. I understand how u feel but the best u can do now is to accept reality and move on, lest u commit evil and regret later. This is a typical case why we should be tolerant and caring towards others cos life is full of surprises. If u were maltreating and disrespecting her before, it’d be in ur best interest to swallow ur pride and make peace with her cos this can only be God’s grace manifesting in her life. Favor only comes to those who favor others. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: 'I Only Raped Her For 3 Minutes' - Osun Native Doctor Begs (Pix) by Xkalaban(m): 7:44am On Nov 07, 2021 |
Make dem sharaap there and do the time as dem take do the crime. Bunch of dirty irresponsible idiats! 12 Likes |
Crime / Re: David Fuller, U.K. Morgue Worker Murdered Two Ladies And Raped 100 Dead Bodies by Xkalaban(m): 7:23am On Nov 07, 2021 |
This guy is sick in the head man. Lord have mercy |
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