Lol, this is Juria. A kwantri of unending drama

abeloureal:
Konji isaa bastard

Iya.... Iya.... Ohhh!

I'm no fan of his but that wasn't really bad as ppl are saying. He just did what the shopee sponsors asked of him.....

#TeamLeo4life#

Him wahala, him palava. Make him carry ham. Did he give me one naira?

Kk. Over to NCAN on da beat....

Nice one. Is like he crushed parts of their boxers too. That's interestingly strange ....

Nice, that's more like it. Pls let them rugarize the Sambisa make person hear word jor....

Kk, life is good. Meh him kwantinu dey enjoy nah.

Guy u no get joy o. Try comport na.... Little kids can also access NL. Smfh

A mere look at the hediot and I could tell he is cursed. No be him fault, the ogbanje wey hollam plenty much

Raaaabbish! If ur truly concerned then you'd start dealing with the problem first from ur country by enacting laws that will severely punish any South African found guilty of killings Nigerians just for being Nigerian.

This one na notice me soldier. A real G won't give a sh!t about what she's wearing. Besides, the clothe isn't plain camo, any sensible person can clearly see that it isn't a soldiers uniform. Misplaced priorities mehn.....

27Pushing30:

I’m keen to see how he will achieve this

Government is a continuum, the statues n whatever overpriced nonsense Okorocha built are with imo funds n las las any loan taken must be repaid.

Smart people do better , those demolitions n tearing down are uncalled for.

Waiting for him to prove me wrong cos I know development costs money , so does demolitions

The first step towards bringing about a positive change is to be determined and have the mindset to do it. I've had the privilege of seeing him up close a couple times. And I have no doubt he means well and he means business. May God grant him the wisdom to steer Imolites in the right direction....

DWJOBScom:
He will reposition Imo State
Leave all these APC goons without the knowledge of the state alone.
He won’t disappoint

Finally someone with brains has commented. Not all this staggats saying rubbish here and there. Ihedioha is a level headed man who I am sure intends to do good by Imolites. And by God's grace he shall perform better than his predecessors....

Hahaha, I raugh out roud

Lol

That guy looks like he's pushing to his Forties man. 22 yrs my ass

TheFacelessMan:


Many years back i was on Death Row at KiriKiri Maximum Prisons

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I was in for 15 years manslaughter charge for punching my landlord too hard.

Who could have known his neck was so easily broken ?


The very day i started my sentence, i was marked


Every day i dreamt of freedom...

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

6 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.


In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again.



Garba started coughing violently, the signal for show-time. He was spitting out his lungs practically.

Prison or Tuberculosis, it was a toss up what would kill him first.

Just as the 2nd guard bent over Garba, Okoro with his beady eyes that missed nothing, KNEW something was amiss.

Obinna coming from behind, grabbed the bent over guard by the throat and squeezed …..

His handcuffs sank into the neck of the fat ass guard, there was a fine mist of blood that splashed everywhere.

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ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

The prisoners descended on the guards like ants on sugar. 3 prisoners to each guard.

Okoro shouted "KILL THE RATS" and gunshots rang out, blood everywhere, skulls crushed with hammers.


I immediately took off and ran in the direction of the swamps.

[b]I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets; stolen over 2 weeks from kitchen duties.

I quickly sprayed it behind, any dog that followed my scent would get a nasty noseful.


I kept hearing screams, wails, gunshots and dogs barking.


15 mins into my lung bursting run close to the river, all fell silent. It was the silence of a graveyard at midnight, eerie and tense.

Panting, i rested against the tree and listened carefully with every single cell of my body.


I heard them faintly doing a head count. The rebellion had been quashed !

I heard shouts and dogs barking ....coming closer and closer....

Nice one bro

Juliet11111:

YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF AN IDIOT TRYING TO SOUND FUNNY. DUMB SKULL

No be small thing o. Enemies of progress are already slandering the man who so far has shown commitment towards righting the wrongs of past administration. As for me, I believe he'd do great and I pray that God will give him the wisdom to make the right decisions and strength to face down the dark forces that don't want his administration to succeed.

Chris killed it....

PlayerMeji:
What most people do not understand or do not want to understand is that this Messi guy had said he was not leaving Barcelona even before he played for the Barca senior team because of what Barcelona has done for him.

I use to ask why does most player seek to leave their clubs and most of the reasons have always been either player seeks more pay, or playing time or issues with coach or being played out of strength etc.

If you ask anyone who watched football from the 80s till present times you would know that defensively wen you are looking for the best defensive player or players in football you will not fail to mention the likes of Franco Baresi, Maldini, Costaturta (can't really get the spelling), etc.

These are the best defenders in the game esp Maldini ń Baresi. Maldini played an upward of 24 years for Milan till he retired and won 5 champions leagues for Milan and he started and finished his career with Milan.

So why must Messi play in another league to substantiate his status as one of the best to ever touch football.

He absolutely does not need to change clubs to prove what he has already proven to the whole world. That he is simply a freak of nature with the ball at his feet. I think his loyalty to barca says a lot about him as a man of honor. He is awesomely paid and adored by barca fans and great football lovers alike. Barca play his type of tiki-taka style soccer. His family is happy there and none of his friends and folks are complaining about barca whatsoever. So why change when the grass is already greener there?

Plus Barca is the one club that believed in his football when he was nothing and supported him off the field financially with his parents battling a growth deficiency syndrome he had then that they couldn't afford as at then. So if I were him, I'd do the same. I'd stick with those who stuck by me when I was hopeless. For those are the ones that truly love and appreciate me unconditionally. In this case Barcelona......

tfash96:
ps3 That's funny but u are on point bro I like ur points That's the reason y most of them hate him... The guy's extremely good.. Messi is football joor.. This word "INMESSIONANTE" is in Spanish dictionary bkos of him which means perfect way to play football

Yes, that is very true.

tfash96:
It's some kind of happiness I just found for myself anytime I see some Ronaldo fans ranting or arguing I just pass them by..Silence is the key.. Even if he doesn't win anything again in his life even if he hasn't won anything in his life Messi is and will always be my favourite.. In short He's complete if u give Messi left back role I can bet my dick on it he will deliver.. Give him 4 u will still be happy.. Unfortunately for Ronaldo fans if u like quote me from today till eternity I won't respond.. I've stopped exchanging words with u guys

I tell u bro. It's crazy like that cos life is just twisted. Ppl see things that are glaringly obvious and yet they refuse to acknowledge it cos of hatred. Many Ronaldo fans who hate Messi till date do so cos he has destroyed their teams in the past. Real Madrid, Man U, Juve, and Bayarn comes to mind. My own bro who is a die hard Man U/Ronaldo fan does not like Messi cos of his style of play. He plays like ps3 computer according to him. So to him, Messi is basically a football cheat. Smh....

afroxyz:


But if you give him an Argentine Jersey he would not deliver.

He's just flesh and blood bro. Not a machine.

Dannyozs:
Why is he attacking Barcelona if not to spite Messi? Then again still feeling insecure about the fact Messi rivals him? Yea Juventus bought him to win CL how has that delivered? We about to enter a new season and of all the teams that failed to win CL, he picks Barca to troll simply to feel superior to Messi. He once challenged Messi to come over to Italy and play yet he signed for a team that had won the league 7 times in a roll. What happened to signing for an average team since you are trying to prove a point? Hypocrisy! Leave Messi alone and play your game. Messi is a one team player, he is not close to the best, he can't play in England, he chokes in big stages, he is an international failure. What more can they say, the person you all crucify has never been quoted claiming to be the best, funny thing is Ronaldo is in a competition with himself because Messi has longed moved on. When Ronaldo moved to Juventus, Messi congratulated him and wished him more success but instead a hate-filled and insecure Ronaldo decided to challenge him to come over to Italy. Allow Messi be and play your game , if you end up winning ahead of him, this same Messi will congratulate you, allow him be!

U are a wise one and ur vision and sense of understanding is crystal clear. Ronaldo and his fans dread Messi so much because he's simply more talented than them. Things that he does effortlessly are things that Ronaldo work very hard to achieve. They spite him so much cos he defies logic each and every fckin time. Let them get on youtube and watch videos of both players. Then let them compare and contrast both players. I can't count how many goals messi has tapped in over the course of his career but I can assure you that it isn't a lot. But I can't say same for his so called rival. AKA Tapnaldo....

Na so it dey start. Make ayam just dey here dey observe.

So says a callous tyrant that careless about the ppl that are unfortunately stuck in this shithole

CuriousMynd:



There was momentary apprehension during the meeting when the representative of the Hausa-Fulani community, Ibrahim stormed the venue wielding a machete, which was immediately confiscated by the police.


Source; http://igberetvnews.com/840918/aibom-community-protest-invasion-of-their-lands-by-herdsmen-issues-quit-notice-photos/

The Fools and Imp herdsmen Hardmen no dey ever disappoint when it has to do with violence. Tụfịakwa....

Hian, why would the poachers want to capture the vultures? Are they trying to domestic the vultures or what? And if so, why would they poison the meat knowing it won't sedate the vultures but rather kill them. Abeg, I am no believe the report by NPF biko...

lexy2014:


Unfortunately, he didn't do much to address d situation as a governor for eight years

Don't mind the crook. He's simply seeking political relevance once again.

For once, I'll concur to Cọckroachass Okoronwusa's observation

Holy God, what is all these rubbish ehn!
When are we gonna call a spade a spade and change it for these blood thirsty demons? This is the height of it, really