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Politics / Re: Okorocha Asks Court To Abort Plot To Arrest Him, Fingers APC Leaders by Xkalaban(m): 2:34pm On May 16, 2019
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Cọckroachass Okoronwusa on da beat. As u made ur bed so shall u lay on it. Shebi u dey openly brag say u get money. Oya na, time don reach to begin spend the money. Raaaabbish!

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Crime / Re: Geoffery Mgbada Stoned To Death By VIO Officers, Umahi Orders Investigation by Xkalaban(m): 2:57pm On May 14, 2019
Simply Juria thingz.... undecided

Food / Re: 2 Guys Kill A Snake, Hang It On Their Necks, Cut It Into Pieces For Meat (Photo) by Xkalaban(m): 7:58pm On May 10, 2019
Hot Damn! That's a deadly cobra right there. The other guy carry ham dey bite for him mouth sef. Lawd av mercy!

Crime / Re: 2 Thieves Lynched To Death In Imo. Graphic Photos by Xkalaban(m): 12:50pm On May 03, 2019
markidoo:
Is that a red under wear abi na Churchill dey wear red pant ??

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Na censorship of him blokos grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots A Lady While Trying To Shoot A Dog In Benin (Pix) by Xkalaban(m): 12:47pm On May 03, 2019
There was a country.... grin

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Gives Lionel Messi New Nickname 'The God Of Football' by Xkalaban(m): 10:06am On May 03, 2019
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Everyone knows Messi is on anoda level whether he's winning trophies or not... He's d creator in chief and still ends up as chief scorer as well and even wen he doesn't score he's making a difference on d pitch.. Every attack right from d midfield goes thru him and ends with him in most cases... He doesn't need to prove anything to anyone but only to himself... Dey said he only performs becos of Xavi and Iniesta dey both left and he's still performing. Dey said Neymar was doing all d work for him and he wouldn't perform without him, Neymar left for PSG and he's being carrying d load.. Now d new excuse is dat he can't perform in d Premier league but he's d second highest scorer behind Aguero against d Premier League's top 6 sides and he doesn't even play in d Premier league!!!

U are wise bro.... Penaldo's Bingos won't accept ur sincerity though.

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Crime / Re: Mad Man Beheads 6 Persons In Ahoada, Rivers State, Kills Self (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 12:03pm On May 02, 2019
The Devil rocking Prada in rivers state since AC/BC.... The state needs to be spiritually cleansed....

Sports / Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Xkalaban(m): 11:37am On May 02, 2019
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My heart goes out to all the Madridiots n Penaldo's Bingos..... Pls take life easy....

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Sports / Re: Neymar Punches A Fan After Coupe De France Loss (video) by Xkalaban(m): 3:39pm On Apr 28, 2019
Lol grin @Neymar..... @Fakeman grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Leo Messi Lifting The La Liga Cup, For The 10th Time In Barcelona. by Xkalaban(m): 3:24pm On Apr 28, 2019
MJBOLT:
the guy above me is incredibly stupid,so ronaldo is now the top scorer for juve and man u

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Penaldo's bingos are addicted to yarning dust so long it concerns Messi. There's no surprise here.... grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Gets N400 Airtime From Bank Scammer by Xkalaban(m): 3:20pm On Apr 28, 2019
Awesome. God punish that hediat.....

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Crime / Re: 3 Persons Killed By Cultists In Eneka Obio-Akpo In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 3:16pm On Apr 28, 2019
Rivers state seriously needs some type of spiritual cleansing. The Devil has been wearing prada there since 1900. Smh....

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Politics / Re: I’ll Be Your President – Atiku Sends Message To Supporters by Xkalaban(m): 2:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
ProsidentBuhari:
cool

Even though it's obvious that you truly won the election, I doubt if you will ever become the president.

Just wait till I finish fighting corruption for the next 4years.


~ProsidentBuhari

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Sports / Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Xkalaban(m): 2:49pm On Apr 28, 2019
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Madridiots won't like this grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Police Man Attempts To Collect Phone From Man Recording Him In His Car(pics) by Xkalaban(m): 8:29am On Apr 28, 2019
There is no one watching the watchers. That's why this kind of rubbish will keep happening in Nigeria. Those in position of power have excess freedom to do as they please. May God help Juria.....
Crime / Re: Car Batteries Thief Caught In Aba, Beaten By Angry Mob (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 1:38pm On Apr 25, 2019
Petrol and tire things where @thou

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Celebrities / Re: Efia Odo Threatens Suicide After Alleged 3some With Shatta Wale And Junior US by Xkalaban(m): 9:38pm On Apr 24, 2019
As she made her bed, so shall she lay on it.... Period!

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Crime / Re: Police Arraign Six Robbery Suspects Who Raided Commercial Bank In Ondo [photos] by Xkalaban(m): 1:17pm On Apr 24, 2019
GavelSlam:
Of what use are those photos up there if they are not of the suspects?

I wonder undecided

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reacts To Apostle Suleman’s Private Jet by Xkalaban(m): 1:05pm On Apr 24, 2019
End times pastors.... undecided

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Sports / Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Xkalaban(m): 9:35am On Apr 17, 2019
Timekeeper:


Typical ronaldo fans.. Imagine rubbish wey u type... Juventus were depending on ronaldo, can't he save them like he did against big team athletico.. Why can't ronaldo save his team again small team.
As if na only ronaldo play the whole 90 mins and he is saying no support or creativity.. See ronaldo and juve lose, una lose be that.. Cover ur shame, olodo rabata

No mind am. If he could, he would probably say Ronaldo assisted himself and scored the goal with a header in the match.

Penaldo's bingos no dey tire to yarn dust when it has to do with Messi

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Sports / Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Xkalaban(m): 8:27am On Apr 17, 2019
Lol, Pogba was like..... Ayam can't believe this!

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Crime / Re: Serial Robber Nabbed For Stealing Less Than A Month After Prison Release. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 12:34am On Apr 14, 2019
Pls waste him without further protocols. He doesn't deserve to continue being fed with taxpayers money in sanko. Raaaabbish!

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Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Caught Sniffing Female Panties by Xkalaban(m): 12:17am On Apr 14, 2019
Lol, na so it dey start. It remain to kukuma strip enter market in broad daylight. Raaaabbish!

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Crime / Re: Gay Pastor Ezuma Chizemdere Attempts To Molest Suspect In Cell by Xkalaban(m): 12:12pm On Apr 13, 2019
Very disgusting

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Sports / Re: Martin Edwards Ronaldo More Selfish Than Messi by Xkalaban(m): 8:14pm On Apr 11, 2019
Corrosiveman:
Anyone with a Brain already Knows about this..... But as usual Juvemadridiots would say its a lie.......

Lol grin @JuveMadridiots. Arguing with them is like arguing with a mule.... grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsman Arrested In Benue State, Fingers Alhaji As Sponsor. Photo by Xkalaban(m): 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2019
Make una leave am jorr. Na govt pickin.... Raaaabbish!

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Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel & Demmie Vee Unfollow Each Other After Storming His House With SARS by Xkalaban(m): 7:07pm On Apr 07, 2019
Chai blogging has gone to the dogs these days. Why should I add to my headache just because 2 children are playing? My guy u no try with this post aswear.....

Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack 2 Towns In Benue, Kill 5 (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:01pm On Apr 04, 2019
Shebi dem vote Buhari unto Next Devil things. They are simply reaping the fruits of their votes. Raaaabbish!

Romance / Re: Rapper Cherry Dances In Towel In NYSC Camp, Talks About Sex In NYSC Camp by Xkalaban(m): 12:02am On Apr 03, 2019
I don't blame her sha. I blame oyibo's smart phones for making such nonsense possible. Raaaabbish! Las las bloggers dem go chop na.....
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Notorious Cult Members Who Shot Innocent Citizens In Enugu by Xkalaban(m): 4:14pm On Apr 02, 2019
Pls just waste them. I'm tired of idiots who go about inflicting mayhem on the lives of innocent citizens whose lives are already miserable in this harsh country.... Hediats angry

Crime / Re: Armed Robber Nabbed While Attacking Students In University Of Uyo. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 11:37pm On Apr 01, 2019
The fool don chop beating tire grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Xkalaban(m): 4:04pm On Apr 01, 2019
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And Ronaldo still has more than him in a league that the short dude started playing as a child.
Fear Ronaldo...the guy is the GOAT of goats (messi included)

Pls get ur facts right. And quit trying hard to insert Penaldo into this topic. The Pope clearly didn't mention him grin grin grin

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