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Music/Radio / Re: Review Of Wizkid's Soundman EP: The Wizkid We Know? by Xkalaban(m): 3:04am On Dec 07, 2019
Wizzy came thru on this. The songs are on point, fat tunes and the lyrics are well delivered. I don't care what a musician's subject matter is about so long the person is musical with it. I give him a Nikee..... wink

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Sports / Re: Is A Shame Mane Finished Fourth In Ballon D'or - Messi by Xkalaban(m): 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2019
Mane, a great baller. But Leo is the greatest. Real recognize real... wink

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Sports / Re: Balon D'or: After Last Night, Would There Still Be A Messi-ronaldo Rivalry? by Xkalaban(m): 10:43am On Dec 03, 2019
Whether trophies or no trophies, Leo Messi will always be a joy to watch for a real football lover. Anyone in doubt should get on youtube and watch his countless videos. He is simply the greatest of all times. Period!

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Health / Re: Ene, Emaciated Lady In Ajah Is Rehabilitated (New Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:26am On Nov 19, 2019
Fryzi:
Wow.. May God bless all who has put in their time and money to give her a second chance to live..

Amen and Amen!

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Celebrities / Re: Sugabelly Says That Pete Edochie Is A Bad Actor. Nigerians Blast Her by Xkalaban(m): 4:10pm On Nov 06, 2019
Well, the thing work for her sha. The attention she's seeking came finally.
Phones / Re: FG Orders NCC To Reduce Costs Of Data In Nigeria by Xkalaban(m): 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2019
This is a very welcome development cool
Sports / Re: Franck Ribery Faces Ban For Pushing Referee After Serie A Match (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 8:10am On Oct 29, 2019
cbrezy:
After all this I still wonder why some guys choose to be "G-a-y" grin

Bros no be small thing o. Me ayam wonder too o. The thing come complex pass rocket science.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Song 'Joro' Trends As Davido Asks This 'Risky' Question by Xkalaban(m): 8:42am On Oct 28, 2019
I like Wizzy but that mediocre song he titled joro fall my hand. The subject matter is trash and the lyrics has no harmony whatsoever. All I heard him sing about is how shorty wanna hop on his dick. Looks like he's running out of raw musical ideas mehn. Smh...

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: Stolen UK, US Banks’ Credit Card Info Found On Laptop by Xkalaban(m): 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2019
Lol, no time fi read this epistle jor. Na sleeping things. Have a wonderful night nairalanders wink

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Sports / Re: Suarez Abusing Evra & Eto'o Mocked... Meet 5 Worst Moments Of Racism In Football by Xkalaban(m): 1:09am On Oct 16, 2019
Xkalaban:


U probably will never know what it feels like till u walk in the shoes of those who have. For a star who's a renowned figure worldwide to react aggressively by kicking the ball into the crowd and calling it quits. U suppose count teeth na...


Hotzone:
I hate football! It’s for gamblers and low thinkers!!!!

Thank goodness ur oyo. Sha rock on na free world.....

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Sports / Re: Suarez Abusing Evra & Eto'o Mocked... Meet 5 Worst Moments Of Racism In Football by Xkalaban(m): 1:03am On Oct 16, 2019
Seriousness:


Racism can not affect me unless you hit me,
So I don't know why it is paining them.

U probably will never know what it feels like till u walk in the shoes of those who have. For a star who's a renowned figure worldwide to react aggressively by kicking the ball into the crowd and calling it quits. U suppose count teeth na...

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Politics / Re: Soldier Shares A Video From An Encounter With Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno by Xkalaban(m): 2:52pm On Oct 09, 2019
undecided
Politics / Re: Children Text Governor Bagudu To Pay Father's Gratuity, Detained By DSS by Xkalaban(m): 7:34pm On Oct 04, 2019
ShitSS and their misplaced priorities. Thunder fire all those supporting this govt and this dictatorship that pretends to be a democracy. DSS my ass, sh!t is more like Hitler's Waffen SS and their Gestapo goons.... God is still the King of kings and he's watching....

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Crime / Re: Fake Pastor Arrested For Duping Women In Lagos (photo) by Xkalaban(m): 7:01pm On Oct 02, 2019
But why do women, especially married women easily fall for this obvious fraudsters that claim to be men of God. They're ugly, unkept and haggard looking most of the time and a sensible person doesn't need magnifying glasses to see that they're obviously phony. If they are not out for ur puna, they are after ur money. Or even both or worse they lure u to ur doom & use u for rituals. Na so the desperation reach? Women, them swear for wuna? Smh....

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Sports / Re: 7 Atletico Madrid Players Ran Back To Defend Counter Attack In UCL(Photos by Xkalaban(m): 1:58pm On Oct 02, 2019
I'm not a Ronaldo fan but once they meet him now all their juju will come crumbling down. Smh....

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Crime / Re: Contract Killer Confesses To Providing Obinim With Human Parts In A Leaked Audio by Xkalaban(m): 1:55pm On Oct 02, 2019
It's unfortunate how religion has become a scam these days. Chai, God's wrath awaits all these so called men of God who are like wolves in sheepskin in reality.... angry

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Sports / Re: Bernardo Silva Charged By FA Over Mendy Tweet And Could Face Ban by Xkalaban(m): 1:20pm On Oct 02, 2019
baiaon:
Lets not fool ourselves here.No white person can truly be a black persons "friend".Bernardo Silva tweet was a backhanded insult directed at Mendy which he is trying to pass off as a "joke".Sterling and mendy are supporting silva because their paymasters told them to

Well I don't get it when some folks start getting all emotional when ppl start acting racist or their actions are perceived as such. If u call me black monkey I'd call u a white trash or yellow pig pending on ur color. I'm proud to be a nigga and shld some fool try to get @me for being black, I'd respond in kind.... grin

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Sports / Re: Bernardo Silva Charged By FA Over Mendy Tweet And Could Face Ban by Xkalaban(m): 12:38pm On Oct 02, 2019
Nawao, 2 friends can't crack jokes in peace again? It's a paranoid world we live in these days.....

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Car Talk / Re: The Honda Place Abuja Bills Man N15million To Fix A N4million Honda Civic Coupe by Xkalaban(m): 12:34pm On Oct 02, 2019
Lol, ordinary relay cost 65k according to the list. And washer that one can get for N50 now cost more than 500k. The criminal who compiled this list should be arrested with immediate effect. I weak for Juria o..... angry

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Crime / Re: Policewoman, Celestina Kalu Saves The Life Of A Victim Of Robbery (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 12:16pm On Oct 02, 2019
Na better officer be this. No be all this "Roger ya N50 Police" wey full every road for southeast. Pretty woman with a kind heart. May God bless you infinitely smiley

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Crime / Re: Security Personnel Beat Oride Operator To Death For Overtaking Them by Xkalaban(m): 10:30pm On Sep 29, 2019
Very unfortunate. Shebi in 3 days time this is the type of evil that will be celebrated @59. This country is beyond salvation.....

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Crime / Re: Five Suspected Kidnappers Terrorising Oyo Arrested (photo) by Xkalaban(m): 7:42am On Sep 27, 2019
Hediats angry

They are never rich. Always looking unkept, rag-tag and haggard. Dirty things, abeg meh wuna waste them angry

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Sports / Re: FIFA Awards: Captains And Coaches Claim They Did Not Vote For Messi by Xkalaban(m): 9:39pm On Sep 26, 2019
Igbosmoker:
Penaldo and his fans have been dying ever since messi won the award, they went to Photoshop some image claiming those coaches did not vote messi which the people has denied.

The Sudan coach has denied ever saying that.

grin penaldo fans think FIFA is stupid to allow such scandal? The voting is in public and whoever don't like it can continue wailing

Gbamsolutely

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Crime / Re: Suspected UNIMAID Students Posed As Boko Haram Members To Rob Students (video) by Xkalaban(m): 9:45am On Sep 23, 2019
They're undergoing what we call "Beta Mending" grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Another Lady Killed In A Hotel In Port Harcourt, CCTV Captures Killer (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 8:37am On Sep 18, 2019
Gossipninja:
See video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyocFPv7jcs

Nawao, that's a very cold blooded mo4ucker right there angry

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Travel / Re: Accident Involving A Police Van Near Otedola Bridge Ojoduberger by Xkalaban(m): 3:07pm On Sep 15, 2019
The police vehicle was definitely going in the wrong direction. When will all this their mago mago ever stop? Smh.....

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Car Talk / Re: Man Burnt His SUV To Ashes While Trying To Make A Way For It (Photos, Video) by Xkalaban(m): 1:05pm On Sep 09, 2019
Stupidity at its peak

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Romance / Re: Lady's Wig Falls Off While Dancing Gbe Body In Public With A Guy. She Did This by Xkalaban(m): 7:41am On Sep 05, 2019
Chai, so this is what music has been reduced to? No harmony in the lyrics whatsoever. The 90s had class and quality for sure. Smh....
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Blasts MI Abaga: 'I Have Known Him To Be A Stupid Man' by Xkalaban(m): 8:07pm On Sep 04, 2019
Israeljones:
They just made this AKA dude even more Popular and i am sure he is relishing this period of trending......
All the guy needs to do now is to apologise and try to make Nigeria see reason why he said what he said in manner of pity and also criticise the xenophobic attacks on Nigerians and just watch how Nigerians forgive him and embrace/Praise him more.....By then he 'd already gain more grounds and popularity.....

You begin to wonder how life can be funny grin....








I need this guy's phone number in the picture below...




Lol @ur meme, that Demon from The Conjuring movie series and The Nun that hides in picture frames. That sh!t was scary that yr.....
Celebrities / Re: Broda Shaggi Writes An Open Letter To Buhari And Osinbajo by Xkalaban(m): 6:23pm On Sep 04, 2019
The bros is commonly sensing jorr.... angry

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Soldier Femi In Borno (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:26pm On Sep 03, 2019
Blinkers:
cool

Died for nothing!

Sorry... Died to increase the account balance of top generals in the army! grin

I can't waste my R.I.P

Chai, no joy bros.... shocked

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Politics / Re: FG Warns US Against Stereotyping Nigerians Over New Fraud List by Xkalaban(m): 8:05pm On Aug 23, 2019
Lol grin

Warn US ke, plead ni.... grin

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