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TV/Movies / Re: BBN S6: Angel Fondles Are Clit And Vaginna In Front Of Camera by Xkalaban(m): 2:53pm On Aug 05, 2021
shocked shocked shocked

Look behynnnnnnn!
Crime / Re: Kaduna: Troops Avert Attack In Zangon Kataf, Arrest One Suspect(photo) by Xkalaban(m): 6:05am On Aug 05, 2021
So this guy is wearing a ring which means he’s married and probably has or intends to bring babies into the world but he is busy taking the lives of other people’s babies all in the name of Jihad. Smh....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Invents Combat Suits That Withstands Bomb Explosion (video) by Xkalaban(m): 5:41am On Aug 05, 2021
All these war mongering amongst the so called developed nations is all because of human greed. If they’re content with what they have and are satisfied with their way of life they wouldn’t be going to war against each other. China is gingering to go and invade small Taiwan serving as a catalyst to WW3. Now should that be the case, uncountable number of living things and possibly the entire earth will perish all because Taiwan is somehow fatally attractive that stupid China can’t keep her hands to herself. Las las na thunder go fire them if them trigger this WW3 angry
Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Bello Abdulkadir Ado, A Vigilante Member In Katsina Carrying Gun by Xkalaban(m): 8:27am On Aug 04, 2021
Nawao, all this vigilantes and their oversized uniforms. Abeg this one na undeniable child abuse undecided
Crime / Re: See Full Text Of Conversation Between Hushpuppi And Kyari As Released By FBI by Xkalaban(m): 11:08am On Jul 30, 2021
Nna mehn, see nailing. If FBI investigate all the polithiefians wey dey naija ehn. Omo na flood gates of ugliness go open him nyash o.... tongue
Crime / Re: FBI Releases More Evidence Against Onye Ori Abba Kyari. by Xkalaban(m): 10:57am On Jul 30, 2021
FBI things no be beans jor. They have their evidence as clear as day. Let him go yankee and face the charges mbok....

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Romance / Re: ‘I Want To Get Married’ – Feminist Breaks Down In Tears (Video) by Xkalaban(m): 8:21am On Jul 24, 2021
Eiyah, I pity her sha o! Wey my men dem please do the needful. Her brain don finally reset.....
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi In A League Of His Own(check This) by Xkalaban(m): 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2021
michjunior:
Stat Leaders in UEFA Euro 2021,
Most goals - Ronaldo (5)
Most assists - Steven Zuber (4)
Most free kicks - Damsgaard (1)
Most key passes - Marco Veratti (14)
Most chances created - De Bruyne (16)
Most successful dribbles - Sterling (23)
Most accurate through balls - Pedri (4)
Most shot creating actions - Pedri (27)
Most goal creating actions - Pedri (5)
Stat Leaders in Copa América 2021,
Most goals - Lionel Messi (4)
Most assists - Lionel Messi (5)
Most free kicks - Lionel Messi (2)
Most key passes - Lionel Messi (22)
Most chances created - Lionel Messi (26)
Most successful dribbles - Lionel Messi (36)
Most goal creating actions - Lionel Messi (
Most shot creating actions - Lionel Messi (46)
Most accurate through balls - Lionel Messi (4)
Isi-Ewu

Lionel messi is on another level from the rest!!!
In a league of his own

As in eh, Leo is beyond amazing. Even on his worst days he still out performs the rest. He is the Greatest of all times......

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Politics / Re: Yabagi Sani: Southern Governors Behaving Like Kanu, Igboho: ADP Chairman by Xkalaban(m): 10:09am On Jul 06, 2021
“The way they are going will scare the North and the North in fact controls the largest chunk of the vote they need to become the president of this country,” Mr Yabagi warned.

That sums up the elite situation of Nigeria. Unity begging and blackmail at it’s peak. This ppl are ready to do anything to ensure that they remain in the same country with same southerners they dread and despise with passion. In Nigeria, southerners especially the southeast are damned if we do and damned if we don’t. The forced marriage has not worked and will never work. How can it be so hard to see the clear writing on the wall? What a shame.....

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe In Trouble As Family Members Disown Him by Xkalaban(m): 7:54am On Jul 03, 2021
Joe Igbojuru undecided
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Blasts Senator Abaribe For Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt by Xkalaban(m): 11:08am On Jun 23, 2021
Joe Igbojuru! Nonsense and rubbish!
Politics / Re: “Northerners Are Not Parasites, We Discovered Oil” – NCM by Xkalaban(m): 10:11pm On Jun 20, 2021
These ones ought to be ashamed of themselves. Trying so hard to justify the fact that they know they’re parasites yet living in self denial. They should just admit it, their hypocrisy has been stinking since 2000 years BC.....

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Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by Xkalaban(m): 8:13pm On Jun 20, 2021
If u have done HIV test and it came out negative then go and get vitamin C 1000grams. Swallow one tab daily. Also take lots of fruits, ginger and garlic. Rinse ur throat with hot water morning and night everyday. If possible be drinking a cup or two of hot water too whenever u can. Avoid beer and MouthAction with multiple partners. Come back and thank me later.

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Politics / Re: Seperation Is Not About War -aminu Sa'ad by Xkalaban(m): 8:03pm On Jun 20, 2021
Ahasco:
See what @Aminu Sa'ad Beli wrote on his wall. Moving forward I will start promoting peaceful separation for healthy development.
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SEPARATION IS NOT ABOUT WAR, IT HAS PEACEFUL ASPECT.

In 1776, the USA split from the UK
In 1830 Belgium separated from the Netherlands
In 1965, Singapore split off from Malaysia
in 2002, East Timor got split off from Indonesia
In 1921, Ireland split off from the United Kingdom, and (possibly in the future) there will be secession of Scotland.
In 1944, Iceland split from Denmark with remarkable ease.
In 1905 Norway split from Denmark
In 1905, Norway and Sweden also peacefully split ways. One got the car. the other got the kids.

In 1947, the British India Dominion was partitioned into India n Pakistan. In 1971, Bangladesh secceeded from Pakistan.
In 1992-93, the two parts of Czechoslovakia agreed to each go their own way. Thus were born the Czech Republic and Slovakia after what's been named the “Velvet Divorce”., About the same time, another kind of separation occurred, of course, in Yugoslavia. This one led to a bloodshed.

in 1965, Singapore split from Malaysia for a variety of reasons, including religious (Malaysia is majority Muslim, Singapore isn't), ethnic/racial (Singapore has a very large majority Chinese population) and concerns over the Malaysian Bumiputra policy, which was (and is) basically a form of "Affirmative Action" for Muslim Malaysians - who make up the majority population in Peninsular Malaysia.

Ethiopia and Eritrea

Sudan and South Sudan are now separate countries

USSR is now broken down into several countries.

I see separation as an avenue for a healthy competition for development as the case of Singapore and Malaysia, India and Pakistan, Norway/Denmark/Switzerland.

In the case of Nigeria, I am sensing a healthy competitive development among the original component part, the North/West/East each making useful progress while competing with the others.

It is not about war after all there is nothing wrong for one to decide he is no longer comfortable with the union and therefore want to opt out.

LETS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE AND SEPARATE HONORABLY.

This is worth sharing over and over again...

British named them Burma. They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves Myanmar.

-British named them Upper Volta, but they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Burkina Faso - Land of Incorruptible People.

-British named them Gold Coast, they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Ghana.

-British named them Southern Rhodesia. They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Zimbabwe.

-British named them Northern Rhodesia. They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Zambia.

-British named them Tanganyika. They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves Tanzania.

-Germans named them colony of South West Africa. They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Namibia.

-France named them Dahomey. They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves Benin.

-Belgium named them Zaire. However, they rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).

-Britain named a bunch of people - Nigeria. They rather kill to preserve it than restructure and give themselves a befitting new name.

"It is only an animal that bears the name that is given to it by his enemy" (Proverb).

THE FUTILITY OF PRESERVING NIGERIA

My angry reaction earlier today on APC UK platform:

Most of the Diasporans here living in Europe. Can you show me one multi-ethnic state in Europe where one group is positioned to dominate the rest that hasn't broken up?

For those who do not know, what you call ethnic groups in Nigeria are called nations in Europe.

There's nowhere in the world where the white man accepts domination from another white man in perpetuity.

It used to be so under the Roman empire and the like. Not anymore. The Communists tried it, dividing society into capitalists and proletariats, deluding themselves that ethnicity is effectively swept under the carpet, but what followed? The Communist edifices in Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the big brother, USSR, all collapsed, while the two Germans that are ethnically the same but split by communism vs capitalism were reunited. Such is the power of ethnic nationalism.

Czechoslovakia was made up of two ethnic groups, the Czech and the Slovakians. Both separated peacefully on 1st January 1993. The former is today 10.6 million people and the latter 5.4 million. Added together, they're not up to Lagos. Yet, they split for peace. Two masters can't be in the same house.

Yugoslavia in 1991 was 23.2 million, barely more than Lagos population. It broke into six countries same year - all along ethnic lines, namely: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia.

Then the big brother, USSR. It had, at least, the following ethnic groups identified by their languages:

Regional languages:

Ukrainian

Belarusian

Uzbek

Kazakh

Georgian

Azerbaijani

Lithuanian

Moldavian

Latvian

Kyrgyz

Tajik

Armenian

Turkmen

Estonian

Minority languages:

Abkhaz

Bashkir

Buryat

Chechen

Finnish

Volga German

Korean

Ossetian

Tatar

& various others.

Today, your fingers will not be enough to count the number of countries that have emerged from the USSR.

Sit down there and be preaching unity in Nigeria as if you're the kindest gentleman on earth while you have no solution to the genocide in Southern Kaduna, the illegal but officially condoned arms in the hands of killer herdsmen roaming the country, and be condemning those better informed about the fact that the country is undergoing the strains of a forced union and should be peacefully restructured or let people go their separate ways.

In Europe, the two best examples of fairly stable multi-ethnic states are the UK and Switzerland. The former is led by reasonable men who permitted regional autonomy to the Irish, the Scots and the Welsh, while the English dominate Westminster. That's something some of us are asking for, but you're fighting against it in your own country wracked by ethnic crisis. Your own people are better off under oppression of fellow black men because your people have bad leaders who can't do better than their new internal colonisers.

The latter country, Switzerland, has four ethnic groups. Each of them rotates the presidency annually through seven cantons that constitute the federation units. All the four languages of the four ethnic groups are recognized as official languages and school languages to boot, namely: German, French, Italian, and Romansch that has just a few thousand speakers!

There's nowhere in the world where the Caucasians allow the domination of their group by another.

In Canada, Quebec is the only full French-speaking province, aside a little section of New Brunswick. The other seven provinces are English-speaking. Yet, Canada is bilingual for the sake of Quebec! And each of the provinces is largely self-governing.

Here we are in Nigeria, you have people arguing vehemently that a decrepit, structurally-flawed, and crisis-prone artificial contraption badly configured by the British only needs good people to survive. Why not centralise the powers of the British regions to London and see what happens?

My Conclusion:
When many commentators read and repost or share your articles with many of their friends and contacts, they do so because they want others to learn.

NIGERIA'S 36 STATES & FCT RANKED IN ORDER OF LAND SURFACE AREA (KM²)*

1. Niger State 76,363KM²
2. Borno State 70,898KM²
3. Taraba State 54,473KM²
4. Kaduna State 46,053KM²
5. Bauchi State 45,837KM²
6. Yobe State 45,502KM²
7. Zamfara State 39,762KM²
8. Adamawa State 36,917KM²
9. Kwara State 36,825KM²
10. Kebbi State 36,800KM²
11. Benue State 34,059KM²
12. Plateau State 30,913KM²
13. Kogi State 29,833KM²
14. Oyo State 28,454KM²
15. Nasarawa State 27,117KM²
16. Sokoto State 25,973KM²
17. Katsina State 24,192KM²
18. Jigawa State 23,154KM²
19. Cross River State 20,156KM²
20. Kano State 20,131KM²
21. Gombe State 18,768KM²
22. Edo State 17,802KM²
23. Delta State 17,698KM²
24. Ogun State 16,762KM²
25. Ondo State 15,500KM²
26. Rivers State 11,077KM²
27. Bayelsa State 10,773KM²
28. Osun State 9,251KM²
29. Federal Capital Territory 7,315KM²
30. Enugu State 7,161KM²
31. Akwa Ibom State 7,081KM²
32. Ekiti State 6,353KM²
33. Abia State 6,320KM²
34. Ebonyi State 5,670KM²
35. Imo State 5,530KM²
36. Anambra State 4,844KM²
37. Lagos State 3,345KM²

*Anambra + Enugu + Abia + Imo + Ebonyi = 29,525KM²*

*Kogi = 29,833KM²*

*Ogun + Oyo + Osun + Ondo + Ekiti = 76,320KM²*
*Lagos = 3,345KM²*

*Niger alone = 76,363KM²*

*Niger State = Entire Southwest States - Lagos*

*The entire Southeast
is a little less than Kogi State only.

Just for our record

The North Has enough land for ranching and cattle colony.

We in the South West have little land mass. PLEASE LET US BE; LEAVE US ALONE TO MANAGE THE LITTLE LAND WE HAVE

*GLOBAL CATTLE BUSINESS: FACT SHEET*

*A*. Top 10 NATIONS in terms of cattle inventory (2017).

1. INDIA 303 million
2. BRAZIL 226 million
3. CHINA 100 million.
4. USA 93 million.
5. EU 89 million.
6. ARGENTINA 53 million
7. AUSTRALIA 27 million
8. RUSSIA 18 million
9. MEXICO 16 million
10. TURKEY 14 million.

*B*. TOP 10 MILK EXPORTERS

1. NEW ZEALAND $4.4 Billion
2. GERMANY $2.6 Billion
3. NETHERLANDS $1.9 Billion
4. FRANCE $1.5 Billion
5. USA $1.4 Billion
6. BELGIUM $1.2 Billion
7. AUSTRALIA $852 Million
8. BELARUS $637 Million
9. UK $569 Million
10. SAUDI ARABIA $556 Million

*C*. TOP 10 BEEF EXPORTING NATIONS (2016).

1. AUSTRALIA $5.6 Billion
2. USA $5.2 Billion
3. BRAZIL $4.3 Billion
4. INDIA $3.7 Billion
5. NETHERLANDS $2.7 Billion
6. IRELAND $2 Billion
7. NEW ZEALAND $1.9 Billion
8. CANADA $1.5 Billion
9. URUGUAY $1.4 Billion
10. GERMANY $1.3 Billion

*Additional Considerations*:

1. Nigeria is not among the top 20 nations in the global cattle business.
2. Non of the top cattle producing nations create cattle colonies or engage in primitive cattle grazing. All the top cattle producing and exporting nations utilise modern technology and ranching methods to maximise production and profit.
3. Non of the top nations earning billions of dollars annually from the cattle business condone the killing of citizens for cattle.
4. Nigeria's cattle business requires a complete re-think now and not later, for posterity's sake.

_Knowledge_is_power,_ *Share to educate our leaders and citizens!*

Ur piece of article is very insightful and amazing. Thank u for this educative article. If only those in power in Nigeria can swallow their pride and dialogue they’d see that separation is not such a bad thing. I see it as a break up to make up. When couples break up and make up, the love making that follows is simply mind blowing. God bless u....

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Politics / Re: Daily News Hausa Ask Northerners To Mass Review 3 Apps On Google Playstore by Xkalaban(m): 7:41pm On Jun 20, 2021
Upon the overwhelming evidence of disdain and hatred between these tribes. Some certain group of selfish polithiefians still force Nigerian unity on this incompatible people just cos the status quo favors them. God will punish all of u polithiefians, it’s only a matter of time.

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Politics / Re: Jason Njoku(iroko TV) Apologizes To Ndi Igbo by Xkalaban(m): 4:01pm On Jun 20, 2021
Igbos don’t carry grudges rather we just don’t forget. An average onye Igbo is progressive minded and our motto is live and let live. Apart from all these our so called polithiefian leaders who speak from both sides of their mouths cos the status quo is favorable to them. We do not throw our own under the bus.
Politics / Re: We Are Against Nnamdi Kanu's Agitation For Biafra - S'east Governors, Ohaneze by Xkalaban(m): 6:43pm On Jun 19, 2021
Of course ur against it because ur ok with ur current status quo. Nonsense and rubbish!

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Flowing In Bitterness, Pain And Sadness Says Obasanjo. by Xkalaban(m): 1:17pm On Jun 15, 2021
Gregorian2020:


He is trying to appear innocent as if he doesn't know the root cause of the problem

Don’t mind the hypocrite
Crime / Re: Nigeria Flowing In Bitterness, Pain And Sadness Says Obasanjo. by Xkalaban(m): 2:33pm On Jun 12, 2021
With all due respect sir, u are a major part of the problem. U fought and shed the blood of many innocent men, women and children just to preserve this abomination we have today.
U are one of those who captained this ship of disaster, so pls spare us the lamentations. Danku!

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Politics / Re: 2 Truckloads Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen Arrive In Akure - Sahara Reporters by Xkalaban(m): 8:36am On Jun 11, 2021
"Please, we want the government to come to our aid, the security agencies should also rise to their duties. People should not die for nothing.”

It’s quite unfortunate. That up till now these ppl don’t understand that their pleas for FG to come to their rescue only fall on deaf ears. Buhari basically confirmed it during his staged interview on Arise TV.
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Strike Benue Community Again, Kill 40 Residents by Xkalaban(m): 5:30pm On Jun 07, 2021
Passiveness, direct or indirect carefree attitude towards obvious evil that’s why undecided

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Late COAS Didn't Say "Over My Death Will Biafra, Oduduwa Emerge" by Xkalaban(m): 4:38pm On May 22, 2021
Okay let’s assume for a sec that it isn’t what he said. Why has the headline not been dispelled all these while that he’s been alive cos it’s been all over the net even here on NL? So why now that he’s late? Probably cos u lots previously felt the statement posed some advantageous threat in quelling the agitations. Smh.....

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Politics / Re: An Attack On The East Is An Attack On Yoruba Nation... Mr Sunday by Xkalaban(m): 5:38pm On May 17, 2021
Igboid:
Sounds exactly like what Awolowo told Ojukwu before the war.
I hope Kanu Nnamdi and IPOB are not as naive as Ojukwu.
I support Odua republic, and Niger Delta republic.
But let Ndiigbo not pin our hopes on these two groups.
They might all hate Nigeria, but their Igbophobia trumps their hate for Nigeria and is their only unifying force. The North knows this and know how to utilize it.

Ndiigbo should act like we are alone and not count on support of any non Igbo part of the country to achieve our independence.

Ndewo nu.

In as much as I understand ur point, I don’t think the West will make same mistakes as they made in the past. And if they somehow let themselves get fed cow dung called one Nigeria again then that’s their loss. But I think this time around they know enough to know that Igbos were never the enemy but rather a tribe of people who want to control their own destiny. Aside the Biafran war, there has never been a time in history when Igbos and Yorubas attacked each other. And I don’t ever see that happening in the future. That’s because Igbos don’t really have any ill will towards Yorubas. The Yorubas of this generation need to say no to this false marriage and correct their past mistakes.

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Politics / Re: IPOB NOT OUR ENEMY, FIND FULANI TERRORISTS KILLING US - YORUBA GROUP BACKS KANU. by Xkalaban(m): 11:22pm On May 11, 2021
Elliot2:
In Ijimu l.g.a in kogi state, most of the yoruba friends I had supported biafra and were praying for oduduwa to come so that they can join their kins men.

I believe Yorubas know for a fact that Igbos wasn’t, isn’t and have no interest in becoming their enemies in the future. We have no history of aggression towards them ever....

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Politics / Re: IPOB NOT OUR ENEMY, FIND FULANI TERRORISTS KILLING US - YORUBA GROUP BACKS KANU. by Xkalaban(m): 7:46pm On May 11, 2021
It’s only on nairaland that u will see a “Yoruba vs Igbo” dragging and trolling each other. And no doubt those Yorubas that nairaland Igbos engage are either the muslim ones or pure Fulanis disguising as Yorubas with false monikas. In real life a typical Igbo man does not see the Yoruba as an enemy but rather as a brother who has gone astray by swallowing the cow dung sold to him as one Nigeria hook, line and sinker. There’s never been a time that tribal war has erupted between Yorubas and Igbos except for the time Yorubas joined in the civil against Biafra. It has never happened, not before nor after the civil war till date. And there has never been a time Igbos attacked any other tribes in Nigeria except for Hausa/Fulanis. And even when it happens between them and Northerners/Jihadists, it’s always a reprisal attack for Igbos who were being slaughtered up north with no remorse whatsoever. I stand to be corrected..... Till then it is what it is. The disease called Nigeria can only be cured when the entire south minus their polithiefians unite and say enough is enough regardless of bias. Period!

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Politics / Re: Abaribe: "Imported Fifth Columnists Behind Attacks In The South East" by Xkalaban(m): 12:04pm On May 04, 2021
Abaribe, the only South Eastern politician with real balls. Others are just kiss ass lickers angry

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Politics / Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by Xkalaban(m): 7:42pm On Jan 07, 2020
“Roads are generally in poor condition, causing damage to vehicles and contributing to hazardous traffic conditions. There are few working traffic lights or stop signs, and few traffic control officers to manage traffic during power outages. The rainy season, generally from May to October, is especially dangerous because of flooded roads and water-concealed potholes.”

Gbamsolutely!

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Sports / Re: Messi & Ronaldo Lead FIFA 20 TOTY Nominations by Xkalaban(m): 7:13pm On Dec 13, 2019
DanXplore:
I will take Mane over Ronaldo.

U spit wisdom brethren

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Buhari In 1983 And 2019: Spot The Difference by Xkalaban(m): 8:15am On Dec 09, 2019
Nawao, why the mic for the 2019 pix come resemble prick

Car Talk / Re: Bugatti Veyron Reveals Shocking Replacement Costs For Its Spare Parts by Xkalaban(m): 8:15am On Dec 08, 2019
Mightyhaiz:
I dey crase?



I rather make 9 families naira millionaires with that 9m. And detail them to remit at least 20k to me every month,with which to assist random youths with their education or biz venture every month

Way to go wink

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