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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I thought all of us in this section were in our mid 30s.

Na wa o!! We even have agbaya with uncontrollable patootie here. Diapers no dey cheap for market nowadays sha [/quote]Chei old woman
Abegi no be everybody dey in their mid 30s
Me I no even reach 20 sef

iiiyyyk: funny country, if we really need change in nigeria, i think it would have been better to persuade them to join circular schools. we are just funding the education of islamist extre.mists.

armed with such education, these guys might be more dangerous than the present bh, because they are not given the required exposures that should change their perspective of issues.
also a circular school will give them a better inter religious tolerablity .

i dont know why our leaders cannot give an all encompassing solution to any problem.

I'll tell you if we need a change in nigeria. We need to get rid of people like you
Simply put, you're an olodo, a big one
I don't know why olodos like you won't read well before spitting rubbish

This is a very welcome development this would help the north in a big way
What a very nice idea!!

@op
Good find + now I see you are becoming a better poster keep It up!

13volts: 2morow they will say is the north that is the cause of anything wrong wit Nigeria. pathetic people

True true
What is annoying is that in the pictures gar3th posted they were no hills, see stealing abeg

Our leaders are our enemy not the north or the south

@the winers : @kadeerna, @pystar @techytom

If am to view the code from the repo, I don't have to any software installed right ?
Which database did you guys use ?
Am to just extract and double click to open in my browser right ?

I can only do html,java,C# + sql I should have learnt php

Abegi instrustions on how to view your work

Congrats to the winner

As for you, seun , you greedy man
You could have called it a tie and give everybody each N150 000

Why is it that every thread started by mukina2 is posted to the homepage ? ??

Abeg na someone summarize
I stopped at page 3 I just saw this thread, you don't expect me to go from page 3-17

I just wanna know are they dating, have they broken up? Are they getting married ? And other important stuff
That's all
In the spirit of Easter someone should summarize

What happpened please ?
Am just seeing this thread, stopped at page 3
Can someome summarize please ??

I Take God beg all of una, summarize abeg

True
The so called educated Nigerians I see here are very stupid and dumb
They lack common sense
Reading through a page here, you start to wonder how some peoPle think
I think most people here have a fish brain

Mr kazeem was killed by the police over his refusal to give them N50 bribe
Am tired of hearing such stories, even if you don't N20 u get killed
This our police na wawo

And oh , ALWAYS give police bribes when they do ask, ALWAYS

Btw, I can't attach the image so view it or the mods should edit my post with the picture

View below
http://m.lockerz.com/s/198651506

Wait .... People here are so jobless
So some people actually read everything
Na wawo

moderattor: build a church
appoint a pastor
and
ask for N5M seeds proceeds monthly with ten percent increment everymonth!
Do the math!

Na true ooo
Best idea
Build a church, and appoint a pastor

Hello worldbest

Long time no update, i love your html5 OS
its been a long time since you last updated 4 months by now you would have gone very far i suppose
Please we need status update
I would also email you in case you miss this thread

Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

Hhhahaha
Nice
You are wicked sha

Am guessing its an april fool joke

But it looks horible, seun u dey craze ?

175billion is NOT equal $10billion
Geez who the hell is the writer

$1billion is 158billion
While $10biilion is 1.58trillion

Interesting thread

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Omo yoruba ni mi o swagger.Thank you for representing odua nation.[/quote]
U dey mad ni ?

He's a nigerian and that's all that matters
Wait when we have odua nation you can be proud of him, which is .....never

Bye

[quote author=Had_one]Agreed SOME Christains are not terrorist just as SOME Muslims are not terrorist. Their are bad eggs in every society, religion, region, continent, tribe, etc. Good people also can be found in Christianity, Islam, South South North East, Africa, Europe, Fulani, Hausa, Igbo, Tiv, Yoruba etc. Your action tells who you are, not your tribe or religion.[/quote]+10000
good post
people like you have sense
thats what people fail to understand

i agree with you
i cant even see smileys
seun what the mess is wrong with you ?

It sucks
When posting from mobile I can't see smileys

Seun a bad move

queensmith:
I hope everybody that loses a relative to these terrorists gets a special letter from the president. I hope so, it will be sad indeed if it took the death of 2 europeans at the hands of these militants for the Nigerian Government to decide to clean up. It will be very sad indeed.

exactly!!
my thoughts too
gej doesnt care about his fellow citizens whne they are killed but some 2 useless oyinbos n gej mours,he comiserates blah blah
loooooool

Class of 2009

I have stopped posting here and stop taking this site serious because of tribaliists

Yeye people
They for no apologize na make we show dem pepper

No please we don't want them

kaaycee:
@ Poster, why is d pix tagged CHRISTIAN LADY KILLER? what are u pointing out?  is ur post or interest on her religion or d wicked act?
MOOMOO!

lol the op did no wrong , leave am abeg
thats what happened na, make e lie ?
mstwww
if na muslim you go insult islam left right center

i hear hear most ppk for this religion thread no dey go church

Kobojunkie:
A monument to a man who

a) Fought to divide Nigeria

b) Essentially, went silent after the 1960's defeat, as he near never really contributed much else to helping develop the Eastern States, and people many are convinced he was passionate about.

c) Lived in Nigeria all this while but near never contributed to anything else, even in his home town and State or any of the Surrounding States

d) Made little contributions in the area of politics or social development in the 70's, 80's, 90's, early 2000's --- the past almost 40 years?

Yes, he needs a monument and so also all every individual who fought either sides of the civil war. Yes,  they all need a monument each  in Abuja, and I support the move for, how many again, millions of monuments to those who fought for and against Nigeria in the 1960s.

what she said

monument for ojukwu in abuja ? beef you don dey madt abi ?
rubbish

Hell fucking no

Very funnny storyyyy

Hilarious
God bless you friend jackie , the waiter deserved it , useless girl
I hate people like that also, God knows if I was in the same position I would have done so

Road accidents by farrrrr

^^ you made me laugh, convoy of cars investigated ?

@topic
Good move I would say
I feel very happy when I see muslims and christians as one,