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Family / Re: 11 Illustrations Showing That Moms Definitely Use Magic by Xzbit91: 8:29am On Feb 25, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
Moms can turn back time and make us feel like kids again.

grin grin grin

It never gets old

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Crime / Re: One Chance: Lessons From My Experience by Xzbit91: 10:03pm On Feb 17, 2018
shocked shocked shocked

What a story! I've never been in a violent confrontation with robbers before (hopefully, it stays that way), so I can't begin to imagine what you've been through. But please for your safety, avoid the urge to resist their request, it could get you killed. Thank heavens you're alive and well.

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Literature / Re: Going Outside Can Improve Your Creative Writing In These 3 Ways by Xzbit91: 7:10am On Feb 14, 2018
pimper24:
It will not interest many cos reading culture here is zero, so do writing too. My article where I criticized my own organization was passed on to the front desk officer who drew my attention to it in the tabloid. That is after the boss and other colleagues have browsed the paper. "nice one bro... Saw your write up". Mogbe grin they hav obviously not read through.

grin grin grin

And that was how you escape query
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Xzbit91: 7:25pm On Feb 11, 2018
udemzyudex:


If you're in lagos, you can reach me on WhatsApp or call 08064724259.

I'll help you fix it at an affordable price.

I'm not in Lagos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th February 2018 by Xzbit91: 6:27pm On Feb 10, 2018
somteez:
If Spurs win or draw. Quote me ad I will reveal d betslip. FINISH

Where betslip
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Xzbit91: 6:13am On Feb 10, 2018
Hello,

I Boot my HP notebook 2000 yesterday and I saw a warning that my cooling fan is not functioning properly and if I continue to use the system like that, it might result to abrupt shutting down, loss of data or erratic behavior.

My question is, can the cooling fan be repaired or I'd need a new one? Secondly what will be the cost of doing either of them.
Education / Re: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by Xzbit91: 5:34am On Feb 08, 2018
damtan:
Is it really possible to edit after the application had been submitted?? I've been trying to do so but it's seeming like information cannot be edited but instead start up a new application from the front page. I need help please. anyone able to edit his application should please come to my aid. thanks

Click on "My Application" at the top left corner of your screen. You should see the edit button.
Sports / Re: Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo As 1st, 2nd, 3rd Best Players (Throwback Photo) by Xzbit91: 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2018
obonujoker:


Cristiano Ronaldo is a greater european footballer than cryuff ever was or is....

Tell that to the experts
Sports / Re: Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo As 1st, 2nd, 3rd Best Players (Throwback Photo) by Xzbit91: 10:29pm On Feb 01, 2018
Mariangeles:
You're the retard...and how will his greatness be measured in future if not with trophies especially the world cup?

If you're not a slowpoke then you should know football is a team sport, therefore a player's greatness is not entirely determined by amount of trophies won.

The stats and ability of the individual players have to be taken into account. Using your own indices can we say Mikel was a greater champions league player than Ronaldo (R9) simply because he has a champions league medal while the latter doesn't despite playing for European powerhouses like Barcelona, inter Milan, real Madrid and later ac Milan?

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Sports / Re: Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo As 1st, 2nd, 3rd Best Players (Throwback Photo) by Xzbit91: 10:05pm On Feb 01, 2018
Mariangeles:
If he's that good, why hasn't he won the world cup for his country?

That is a retvrded way of rating players. Johann Cruyff is considered the greatest European to have played the game, yet he neither won the world cup nor a European championship.

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Sports / Re: Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo As 1st, 2nd, 3rd Best Players (Throwback Photo) by Xzbit91: 10:01pm On Feb 01, 2018
eTECTIVe:


Afta disappearing over d years only to reappear in Spanish LA liga last 2yrs, came to Watford and doesn't even make d bench most tyms only to sign for Granada now.. So?? Can u tell me where he has been for d past 10yrs before resurfacing?

Don't mind that guy, it's Isaac Success and not Isaac Promise that is loaned to malaga. The former is set2013 u17 striker while the latter was set2005 u20 captain.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Xzbit91: 8:13pm On Jan 28, 2018
Icon4s:


I thought they said this guy doesn't have any weakness.

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Mistakes are part of what makes us human. There is no goalkeeper who has not committed an error past or present.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Constructing Bridges Without Design - COREN by Xzbit91: 10:02pm On Jan 24, 2018
He whom the gods want to kill, they first make mad!

Okorocha, bewarned

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Calls Messi A 'Bad' Player While Discussing With Mascot (Video by Xzbit91: 8:22pm On Jan 22, 2018
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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Borrows Doctor's Phone To Check Facial Injury On Pitch by Xzbit91: 9:35am On Jan 22, 2018
LaClicKLaBenDin:


Hypocrite! Tell me that you wouldn't check to see the extent of an injury on your face causing you to lose so much blood, if you had the means. And what's vain about it? Who wouldn't do such given he had the opportunity, especially when your team is 6-1 up and the match is almost over?

The hate against Ronaldo has been proven to be very real!

Is he the first player to bleed on a football pitch?

But he's the first to request for a makeshift mirror...

He's vain, deal with it
Romance / Re: Hilarious Whatsapp Conversation Between A Nigerian Big Boy And A Runs Girl by Xzbit91: 12:59pm On Jan 19, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
This is what you get when you profess your love to a man.........#Nigerianmenaredogs cool

You think she contacted him because of love? undecided

SMH
Business / Re: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by Xzbit91: 12:11am On Jan 17, 2018
bobowaja:
today is my birthday.

Happy birthday Sir, hope you had a blast!
Education / Re: My Waec Gce Result Without Any Expo What Course Can I Study? by Xzbit91: 4:57pm On Jan 14, 2018
introvertme:


Please it's not always like that,I had B2 in F/maths and a B3 in maths,the further maths exam was easier.

If you've done f/maths you should know this,your Math grade mustn't be higher than your f/maths

in fact if my memory serves me right my f/maths grade for all the external exams I wrote were higher than my math.

Although the OP might have cheated cos the combination of the subjects he picked are unreasonable.

Please, nack me another story!

I've sat for both exams and I know what it means for someone to even have the courage to pick f/maths in waec talk less of scoring a B3.

Most guys who were studying it didn't have enough confidence to pick it, even those who had intentions to study engineering at the university level.

Don't get me wrong, I know some f/maths gurus who score less when it comes to mathematics but the disparity is not as wide as the OP's result suggests.

Like yours is believable, scoring B2 in f/maths and B3 in maths shouldn't raise eyebrows. But the reverse is almost always the case.

In OP's case, he passed f/maths effortlessly and barely escaped having to rewrite maths. This is more questionable given he's not even a core science student judging from his subject combination.

And he dropped a caveat that he did not use expo. From my experience interacting with others, one who sees the need to deny a claim even before accusations is usually guilty. cheesy

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Xzbit91: 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2018
Infant, you're the bomb. Yours is the first nairaland story I've read to completion.

Please mention me in your next story. You're a good writer, with a little improvement you'll be great!! cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by Xzbit91: 10:36pm On Jan 04, 2018
heyeoler:

I will appreciate bro email is adeksbunmi@gmail.com..Thanks

How many job only you want get? undecided angry
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Xzbit91: 7:05pm On Jan 03, 2018
itsandi:
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Happy New Year cheesy

Guy, why you want derail this thread at all cost?Let this rubbish end with 2017

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Business / Re: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by Xzbit91: 5:35pm On Jan 01, 2018
bobowaja:
Happy new year here

Happy new year Sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 1:44pm On Jan 01, 2018
Maiconyoung:
could have easily been 4-0 indeed. Can u name d last team to score 4 unreplied goals against chelsea? 4rm dis comment I came to undastnd dat u jst stumbled into football, make research please dnt jst type, no wonder u couldn't decipher wat "resources" meant. Happy new year in advance.

Happy New Year!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 7:20pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
[s]U can percieve wateva u wan2 percieve, d nose is urs.

Deployn Delph in right back and him playn with ur "flawless precision" boils down to my point dat his players dat have d chance to play, play so well because of d squad size and every1 wants to play. Take it or leave it.
Also if u watch football, no matter wat, dropping of points is constant jst as falling sick is a norm 4 all humans and u dnt need a soothsayer to tell u dat.
Back to my point, pep is not unmatchable, he is just lucky dis season. THIS IS EPL.
Luck in Epl dnt exceed a season dat is if it last throughout dat season.[/s]

Free the hate, it'll consume you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 7:17pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
did u 4get dat u said he made "light work" of d top 6?? Light work in wat sense den??

I neva said insult, i rather said abuse and ur reply rightly did dat. I am nt insinuating it.

Like I said, I love Pep, and love, respect or wateva u call it does nt prevent any1 4rm sayn d truth.

If u follow the EPL, other teams are struggling, injury and lack of replacement, Pep has everything working for him, so u can spot d difference i.e only if u wish.

U asked, who send them go work. I answered dat questn in my last reply, i.e any1 can have a bad transfer, Madrid did, Barcer did as well, apart 4rm a certain united dat have been signing d wrong players, d likes of chelsea and hotspurs had bad transfers and many teams in EPL dat is why managers are being sacked.

The going was smooth 4 many last season and Pep suffered.

Now get my point b4 u quoted me 4rm d begining. Pep is not matchless like d oda guy said, given d resources at his disposal, a good manager can do wat he is doing, dis is d point.

@bolded. But no manager has done it before. And about resources, Manchester united is the richest club in the world. While chelsea and Liverpool might not be as rich, they've proven time and again that they have no qualms matching any teams spending power. What more resources are coaches looking for? Man city are not the richest of the lot.

Light work in the sense that not only did he beat the whole top 6, he did it with style and swagger. Forget the 1-0 scoreline at Stamford bridge, it flatters Chelsea, could've easily been 4-0. And again we all know morinho parks buses even at old Trafford, he was so afraid of losing heavily.

You're just grasping at straws. Mendy, PEPs record signing is yet to play 4 matches, john stones is injured. Only recently did ilkay guendogan return from a knee injury. David Silva is injured. Kompany got injured at Newcastle, Jesus got injured today along with Kevin debryune. At the begining of the season, aguero got injured in a car crash. Once again, no excuse!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 5:41pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
[b]His class or wateva u call it needed referees to manifes[/b]t, u see dat he has dropped points now and more will dropped against liverpool, jst like i said, we all know dat most teams in EPL currently are underperforming. BUT WHERE HIS EXCEPTIONAL ABILITY LAST SEASON?? was aguero and jesus in d starting 11 last season??
I can perceive the hate from here @bolded. What referees? grin
And you've suddenly become a seer predicting dropped future dropped points.

Maiconyoung:


He didn't just replace players, he but players that made his squad so large dat those playn are afraid of playn nt a thin squad like chelsea that even sum position dnt have replacement.

So large he had to deploy delph, who is a Central midfielder at right back with flawless precision. If walker is injured right now, tell me who is his replacement? What of Fernandinho? What of debryune?

Stop it, you're becoming hysterical.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 5:26pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
18 wins and counting indeed.

If u were more sensible than the "senselessness" u see on this forum, u wouldn't need abuse to make ur point known.

Pray tell where I insulted you and I'll apologize accordingly

Maiconyoung:

I dnt hate Pep, I love him like any football fan would love a gud manager, jst tryn to make dat guy undastnd dat tinz fell into play 4 him.

"I dnt see an extraordinary pep here just an opportunist pep like leicester". This statement doesn't show love, does it? Heck, it doesn't even show respect!

Maiconyoung:

How many goal margin was recorded against chelsea and united i.e referring to "light work of the top six". How many of dem did he win last season??

Stick to argument and stop shifting goal post. Now it's no longer all about good football and 3 points but about goal margins?
Last season is in the past, we're talking of the present.

Maiconyoung:

If u read my comment very well I said d oda clubs had bad transfers, every club does at 1 point or d oda.

Who send them work? You initially said they failed to strengthen their team which we all know its not true. Of the 3 fullbacks pep bought, only walker is playing regularly, Bernardo Silva is not even a regular on that team.

Maiconyoung:

If this happened 2 be his 1st season, i wud have agreed with u on his class, bt wia was dat unmatchable class last season

Answer dat please.

So according to you, a manager has to achieve what exactly to be considered world class? If you are no novice in footballing matters you'll notice Pep has a specific playing philosophy. One that not every defender or goal keeper can play. He likes to build from the back, reason why he performed not too well was because his players had to adapt to this specific tasking style which is risky and exposes you on the counter attack. It's not rocket science
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by Xzbit91: 2:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
Dat was wat they were sayn wen city won 5 straight matches last season, bt wen city and pep went AWOL they also went AWOL. He is lucky dat the likes of chelsea, tottenham and arsenal had no reasonable transfer b4 d season, he knows wat he went tru in dia hands last season. A city dat only d defence worth over £200m, b4 u talk abt midfield and attack, chelsea, hotspurs, arsenal and liverpool can't present a line dat can equal dat of city in monetary value. Chelsea and tottenham has been gambling line up due to low numerical strenght and if they have a gud transfer and on time, pep will need to buckle up. I dnt see an extraordinary pep here just an opportunist pep like leicester.

You are one hate filled fella, ain't you? If you aren't, the bolded is the most ridiculous statement I've read all year. And that will be saying something considering the number of senselessness exhibited on this forum.

Who or what stopped others from strengthening their respective teams? Manchester united bought lukaku, lindelof and matic, Chelsea bought morata, bakayoko, and Drinkwater. Tottenham got aurier, Sanchez, and lorentte, Liverpool got solanke, salah, Chamberlain. So there is no excuse for any of them to be 15 points behind halfway through the season.

Your hilarious attempt at making light of PEPs achievement is laughable at best. No team in the history of the EPL has won more than matches 15 matches in a row, city is on 18 and counting. And according to reports, you'll have to look outside the top5 leagues in the world to Gus Hiddinks PSV Eindhoven to see a record that matches. That my friend is special in itself

Not only has he won 18 at a stretch, he's unbeaten in 20 league matches while flogging the rest of the top 6 with consummate ease in the supposedly strongest league in the world. Something he wasn't able to do in either laliga or bundesliga. So much for been the most competitive league, he's made light work of the best teams in England and exposed them for the fraud that they are.

You can yap about how much he's spent on fullbacks all you want, it takes nothing away from his brilliance. He shipped out four fullbacks in the summer, you expected him not to replace them? To get quality, you have to table the cash which is what any sensible coach will do.

BTW, all his starting eleven players were in the team last year bar Walker and Ederson. So there is really no excuse.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Xzbit91: 10:47am On Dec 30, 2017
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Career / Re: Firdaus Amasa Insulted Those Who Begged Her To Remove Her Hijab - Twitter User by Xzbit91: 9:22am On Dec 17, 2017
Farmerforlife:


Only illiterates still believe that. The atrocious history of colonialism and Christianity in Africa is undisputable. If I were you, I would not even try to compare. No religion has resulted in a higher body count in the course of its prosyletization than Christianity. Until today, your missionaries ride on the backs of officially sanctioned bombings, invasions and disasters to take advantage of the victims and exploit them of their little wealth, as well as their souls.

And who told you I'm a Christian to begin with?

Can you provide proof of the bolded?

Amid all this fracas, on thing is clear. The law is the law, it knows no man or woman. No Christian, Moslem or traditionalist. It bends for no man.
Career / Re: Firdaus Amasa Insulted Those Who Begged Her To Remove Her Hijab - Twitter User by Xzbit91: 9:08am On Dec 17, 2017
Farmerforlife:


Because unfortunately, it is needed to fight for one's right, especially when Muslims are living in a country where the unbelievers have imposed this law through colonialism and the barrel of the gun.

As though Islam wasn't imposed through trampling horses and swords of the jihadist

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Sports / Re: Didier Drogba Goes Completely Bald, Ex Teammates React (photos) by Xzbit91: 8:02am On Dec 17, 2017
Flocky:
You even look better like this sef

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