₦airaland Forum

samsard:
Small gas fire and you people are already up in arms about being endowed and self-sufficient. LOL. I was told something like that happened in my village in Benue State. There's minerals all over Nigeria. Banditry is thriving partly because of those.

Where in your village? Liar!!

Na to just go hide as stowaway inside the plane with plenty yam and pepper with salt and onions. Locate the fuel tank dey dip the yam inside dey chop.

chally100:
That church member that brought the idea of visiting her is my first suspect....
Abi is that how they visit every other member who was absent?

Are you this daft?

His mates are hustling and what his interest is na game. I am sure he may be in Nairaland among the Agbadiots calling South Easterners developers and all sorts of names while they irk a living for themselves.

After logging into Nairaland for like 1 hour and abusing Igbos, he go demand for food from him mama and then go and play game.

Remand him in prison make he go there dey play game finally

Jeezuzpick:
Agreed, but they would've had a chance.

See, even people who can swim like fish are given life jackets on boat rides in saner countries.

Only the Navy doesn't seem to use them, but those ones are trained beyond normal human ability.

I won't even trust a life jacket given to me in Nigeria cos everything about this useless country is a scam

Reportbutton:
Obimumu I sight you

Tinubuffon I sight you

Shinjawestside:
Dollar price is dropping...
Wrong advice

On August 16th when you said this, dollar was N820...

Today, it is N1270

Mr Bad adviser!

Emmaneze:
You smoke??
Dollar wey de crash and uncrash every second

Are you high?

Dollar isn't crashing!

Your useless naira is what is crashing!

Reportbutton:
💪 The jagaban effect

Headless mob Will insult tinubu but will still benefit from this

Tinubu is a man will will attract good tidings to the nation.
Thank you America

Something that was initiated in 2022 and beneficiaries were awarded early this year...how did Jagaban contribute to it?

Stop being a dunce

taylor88:
I want to challenge all the Yorubas to stumble into the Hausa pages on social media and tackle them boldly for openly criticizing Tinubu



Yorubas y’all can do this to wipe out this shame and narratives of Yorubas are scared of Hausas



Prove the world wrong by not leaving Arewa to attack IPOB and obi



For once face Arewa one on one



Your time starts now

Oga...how can you ask a boy-boy to attack his master? Isn't that suicide mission??

olakraft:
Triple count charge:

1. Enticing a minor
2. Engaging in homosexuality
3. Murder

Likely outcome: death by hanging... If he's lucky, life imprisonment.

You are forgetting that the first and second crimes you pointed out are a way of life in the core north.

Don't be surprised that he will be set free.

They will still reopen it by the time the LASG Tax and Revenue offices are starved of funds.

That was how they shut down Ladipo market and reopened it later when the number of truck plying the Lagos highways reduced because of scarcity of spare parts.

Igbos in Lagos are the ones feeding the Lagos State Government and by the time they are starved of taxes they enjoy from Alaba traders, they will use shame and reopen the market.

Idi0ts

Sannisege:
Yoruba na their father. Igbos can only boast of the first Nigerian to be beheaded for drug trafficking in Indonesia

No comment

Nonybb:
The worse thing is that people wouldn't troop violently on the street to protest because if it happens in Osun or Ogun or Lagos state, one Omoluabi would protest that they want to bring their brother in Aso Rock down. This is what happened for 8 years of Buhari's rule, incompetence and insecurity and yet not even one single state in the North was it mentioned there was an upheaval. Nigeria is one caged unworkable entity and it is only when the hunger is rampant and imminent, unbearable to the Holocaust level that would men troop to the street; irrespective of religious, party or ethnic affiliation to demand a dismantling of this animals at the helm. The suffering is too much and everybody is quiet

Aptly said!!

Imagine...just close your eyes and imagine that the President from 2015 down till now were from either the South East or South South...they would have used protests, blackmailing and propaganda to destroy the person like they did to GEJ.

But since it is them Core North and South West who claim to be the holders of Nigeria were there... everywhere is quiet.

Imagine a country where a South Easterner of South Southerner is in charge of affairs...it would be paradise. Goodluck Jonathan is a pure case study!

Fulanis, Hausas and Yorubas have proven that they are unfit to lead a nation!!

Entanglement:
you forgot to add that stupid queen of tweaking on tictotk who got married to a white man, and after giving birth she got divorced and she is back in Nigeria with don jazzy

I mentioned her... she's Korra Obidi

MyAmericandream:
Maybe because our women don't like to date other races (which I really don't know why). And even if dey do they don't date with their full mind.

Some couple of years ago I entered into a store to get charger and this guy was like oh you are Nigerian ? My ex girlfriend is from Nigeria, she is the most smartest person have ever met in my life, this dude kept talking about how smart the bae was until I left.

Women(not me though) can go online to tell the world how good a particular race/country/region is, but most men find it immature or disgusting to do that.

So, that's why you've not been seeing Nigerian Women being praised.

At least I have met non Nigerian men that dated/ married Nigerian women they've never said anything bad about them. My pastor daughters, both of them married non Nigeria.

Stop writing epistle of cock and bull story that never happened yen yen yen!

The evidence is so glaring!

So many Nigerian men are married to white women both here and abroad and they are still together for years without any form of rancour...men like footballers like Mikel Obi, Odewinge, Nsofor, Emmanuel Amunike etc.

Go to Facebook and search for Nwanyi ocha and Lolo Ifunaya...the former is Swedish and the latter is Portuguese and they are married to Igbo man and everyday, they gush about how much they are so in love with their husbands.

...but Nigerian women...NEVER!

Let's take a deeper analysis...

Kate Henshaw... married a white man... CURRENTLY DIVORCED!

UCHE JUMBO married a Tunisian.... CURRENTLY DIVORCED!!

KORRA OBIDI married Dr Justin Dean (an American)...she cheated on him and blackmailed him... CURRENTLY DIVORCED!!

DJ Cuppy got engaged to an European...THEY'VE GONE THEIR SEPARATE WAYS!!!

Let's we forget...remember the lady from Edo State that was shot to death by her Italian boyfriend in Italy because she stole his money and tried to abscond it it after setting him up?

Remember the Chinese man who butchered his enstranged girlfriend from Northern Nigeria after she made him spend over N40m on her?

The evidence is so glaring! Nigerian women are the worst thing to ever happen to mankind after cancer and the holocaust!!

Sheistoopretty:
She is just a clout chaser..... N!gerian m£n are known to be Uzel£ss.....

You are among those she told to shut up

ukaface:
American women wont learn
Them no dey think far
Fly wey no dey hear word go follow deadbody enter grave.

American women are like white unicorns...Nigerian women are like dirty pigs rolling in the mud...what do you expect a Unicorn to learn from a pig?

Towma:
I hope you men praising her know that American women don't tolerate cheating like Nigeria women? You cheat once, you're out.
And they don't believe in submission or obedience in marriage.
Na joint rulership, feminism style 🤣

A man will only cheat when a woman gives him reason to cheat and Nigerian women will give you over a thousand reasons to look outside because of their toxic nature

Odogwuzack:
You are wrong again.

You are either suffering from eye problem or you have very low taste when it comes to beautiful women cos what the guy said is absolutely true

Obierika:
You people like churning out nonsensical figures that are not backed up by any experimental data

I na'eché data.

Oga, give me your wife's location and her number and if it is close to where I am and I investigate her for just 2 months, you will take your kids for DNA

guobe:
There are some things you hear you will just be like how pathetic can this be.

You are a married woman, you are working in Immigration, you are well paid to some extent as a federal worker.

You communicated with your ex boyfriend abroad that you will be able to do his passport when he comes to Nigeria and when he eventually came you did the passport for him and insisted on reigniting old time flame by sleeping with him.

How pathetic can you be gush.

It's not a new thing na. 90% of modern day married Nigerian women still sleep with their ex.

LeoDeKing:
The idiot left her backward village and came to obodo Lagos only to start littering everywhere with dirt.

That is one of the animals who will not hesitate to start screaming "in sane clime" when she does something unruly.

Very useless 🐖 🐖 🐖

You are right. Her village is definitely that place close to Lagos where Wikipedia gave an example of "Open Defecation" when it spotlighted Nigeria.😁😁😁

Check it out and see

Abufo:
You will be shocked at the number of yorubas who own shops in this same market........I am a stickler for rules for all! In fact the used spare parts sector was started by yorubas b4 ndigbo overtook them!

Myspace started before Facebook...90% of youths today from the ages of 30 downward who make use of smart phones don't know what MySpace is or was.

But almost everybody on planet earth knows or own a Facebook account.

No be who first start be issue...who is currently the major monopolist?

FreeStuffsNG:
Good.

Let's all cooperate with the Lagos State Government to keep our city and whole state clean and safe for business and living.

Those who don't cooperate will bear the full wrath of the law.
Eko o gba gbere o.
God bless LASG for this great job.

Igbos won this again. 💪🏾😎

Most of the trucks that convey containers which omowida boys chase for "egunje" which majority of the proceeds goes to LASG and a greater share to the "Lagos Landlord" get their spare parts from Ladipo market.

We are not even talking about Danfo spare parts and that of other vehicles.

Who ship in these spare parts?
Who are the majority of the traders in the market?

No Yoruba or Hausa man fit get mind throw as much as N200m into shipping MACK and DAF spare parts in over 3 containers into Nigeria from the US and Europe.

Moral of the lesson: That you are politically strong means nothing when you try to fight someone who is Economically strong! IT WILL STILL BACKFIRE ON YOU!

preekahantas:
Men and fraud are inseparable!

Including the one who impregnated your mum

Quietgem:
MTN lumos system is a very wack system. I got the system in January 2018 and paid judiciously for about 2yrs until I relocated to where I had better electricity, following which i subscribed sparingly despite the outrageous increase in monthly subscription which was not part of the initial T&C's. The power adaptor got bad later and I ignored the system since I could not get it.
Just got a message frm MTN lumos that despite several attempts to contact me, so I can return the yellow box proved abortive, that I have been handed over to a third party debt collector to pay the sum of 245,000 naira. Imagine this big clowns and fools. I know they have a tracker to the system, but I am going to send the rubbish box to my village shrine. Bullshit.

@bolded

I know it's been 3 years now but how did it later go?

At least Biden's dog is working.

Unlike Tinubu's dog that is a "human dog" from one South South state that has beards who was barking anyhow before and immediately after his coronation.

Tinubu sef later tire for the dog and refused to grant him entry into villa so that he will not start biting everybody there.

jahsharon:
After Ogun, Sango, Obatala, Osun, Aiyelala, and Esu Odara wipe out your whole generation

You should be hiding your c0ne head in shame. Efulefu

Women and stupidity. I don't know why similar stories like this emanate from the women-folk.

I have heard countless stories like this even from our Nigerian women and the description is always similar.

Big tall man wearing black always coming to have sex romp with them.

No wonder they don't think straight and act irrationally.

Meanwhile in Nigeria, one fat ijaw bearded pig was brandishing an AK-47 gun online and threatening a particular tribe with annihilation and the FG of Nigeria, DSS, NPF kept quiet.

Useless Corntree