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What sort of bollocks news is this?

MasterTeeUSA:
this is not Lagos...or Lagos State Govt...leave Lagos out...if anything NRC should introduce Cowry like Lagos

SonOfDSoil01:
read and comprehend before you start to disgrace your lineage! Damn

Oh...my bad. It is not Lagos.

It was a train travelling from Enugu to Umuahia.

So this is how they want to run their HEAVENLY BLUE RAIL? LMAO!!

Padipadi:
I ll teach you an online lesson. No worry.

And you will soon be dealt with here on Nairaland by me behind your back. I have made the proper arrangements.

mukina2:
Get rich quick schemes, data hacks and the likes.




It does work, just report any post of that nature.

Mukina2, this member is outrightly insulting moderators and other Nairaland members with reckless abandon like he runs this place.

Do something.

Guy forget all these stuff.

You said she's in a relationship with someone else abi? You have probably knack one Nairalander's girlfriend.

You saying your own girlfriend is loyal is hogwash. Your girlfriend is being knacked by someone else behind your back.

No girl is faithful.

Padipadi:
It's never easy for my useless mother to use the broom to sweep the toilet, it won't be easy for me as i start washing toilets till my grey time. I will go and wash! I made this post and I will definitely see how my useless life ll spoil like spoilt beans of 3 days in a pot.

Oh my goodness...why are you cursing yourself like this?

It's like Kenyans and the Lagooners in Nigeria are closely related. They have suicide tendencies in common

Padipadi:
Editing my post confirmed my lunacy.
It's childish of my useless father and summed up my disastrous life!
Oya, my Ashawo mother go soon enter market!

OMG!

I remember the movie.

"Oh...and you have a new code name...U.N.C.L.E!"

Rest in Peace sir

Padipadi:
My useless mother is a werey I finished my useless self with those with weak punch lines. My life din finish sef!
I am a useless child of perdition!

You mean am?

Padipadi:
Lemme give my father back his Onye Nzuzu chieftaincy title. My useless father is an idiôt with leaking brain and anus. My mother is a Bloody gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, meth licking, igi-eni smocking, codeine drinking, rophynol tasting, mpulumiri licking brown teeth, demented brain impotent faggót from a never do well kin.
I have to take sniper, drink and waka pass!

Chimoooo! 🤣🤣🤣

Na so e pain you reach??

You need the sniper more because I really punched a nerve with my reply.

NLPoliceWoman:
You guys need to do something about this kind of derailers on this forum.

...You go cry tire without evidence. keep wailing!

TemplarLandry:
Let them keep thinking Lagos is no man's land.

95% of Okada Ride s in Lagos are your Northern masters o. They are not your "nightmare" Igbos.

You better tell Sanwo Olu to treat them with respect before they chase out your Oba from his palace again and use his swimming pool as their personal jacuzzi like they did in 2020 EndSARS protest. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same thing that was said about Buhari.

So laughable

Padipadi:
Idiôt of last monday of the month, it's called dane gun, not dash gun. Every Monday, markets in your enclave must win soul of new madman and you were chosen today.
Who Britain no dash guns? Abi you are jealous British landed in Lagos instead of your mud hut in your muddy region?
Even the Fulanis got their Islam and military training from Arabs. It's pathetic when a helpless ape like you troll your fellow blackman. Shey it's spiritual curse that's worrying you ni abi na madness of your family?
Try dey reason before you troll or argue blindly. Those Dane

Look at this twerp!

With your response, I know that it is you and your family that has madness and stupidity runs in your own family.

The British colonialists landed in your enclave, hoarded your forefathers into ships and sold them into slavery via Badagry and you are chest-beating about it? How laughable!!

it will go down well in history that the igbos a very tough tribe to infiltrate by the colonialist because the igbos ran an egalitarian system unlike a monarchical system which the yorubas were running and a caliphate system which the fulanis were known for.

it was this egalitarian system with that made it difficult for the British colonialists to infiltrate Igboland and they have not forgiven the igbos for it till today. I know you might not even know what an egalitarian system means as you and most of your people don't even know history.

white man came to your compound, stripped you of your freedom and you de boast about am 🤣🤣🤣

Onye nzuzu! Your brain needs resetting.

Padipadi:
Ok. Ask the Fulanis that invaded Ilorin when they tried to bite more than they can chew and we're crushed at Oshogbo.
Yorubas do tvdo gragra. Tinubu reacted to remind Niger that they can't do anyhow same as other nations which juntas has taken over. Juntas aren't better than corrupt politician.

Crushed with the help of Britain who gave your monarch guns and artillery in exchange for his people who were sold as slaves

I think the Pope must have talked sense into him.

godofuck231:
Niger is about to ckme under attack, this is a war game

Goke7:
That’s what the children of hate don’t understand, Niger is very vulnerable now and they can’t stand what may hit them soon

You both talk and think like the children you are.

You think that's how invasion works? There are certain international laws that apply before an invasion is carried out... civilian casualties are considered and most importantly "direct provocation" which the junta hasn't done in any way.

And not to forget, Niger has some allies. So think vefore you talk.

indigenous234:
Nothing dem no dey do for that South West...
Drugs...A1
Agbero...A1
Ritual killing..AAA1
Incest....AA1
Sodomy...AAA1
Certificate forgeries..AAA1
Armed rubbery....AAA1
KIDNAPPING..A1

as day dey break, their children dey update the records and break every unbroken criminal records....

Very despicable sets of human beings. Crime and abomination is embedded in their DNA

Hmmmm.

It's very hard to know who isn't fault here between her and Nigerian Police because NIGERIAN WOMEN AND NIGERIAN POLICE LIE ALOT!

Jeez! See as they cut him neck like chicken

STEWpid:
Chai..


I suspect that the fresh-looking blood, even after a week of his burial, is as a result of struggled death.

No be normal death.

Even with the detailed explanation in the article, you are still spewing rubbish! You are really STEWpid.

englishmart:
The driver should thank his stars it didn’t happen in Lagos. Those abysmally jobless, lazy and entitled touts would have looted everything, including the vehicle parts with the collusion of Lastma.
Abuja always teaches Lagos how to be civil. I just hope that obiakpo demon called wike doesn’t turn Abuja to Oshodi

Edited. One man village is a stone throw from Abuja. Anything that happens around that rejoin affects businesses is Most of AMAC

Abuja will soon become worse than Lagos by next year because their Lord and Master is here and they have started relocating.

truthhurtsnaira:
What a shame..


These Igbo guys never learn…


You subdue your people to please others, yet those others cannot trust you…


How can they?

See his Houston yet no town in Anambra even reach self….

I don't know where you come from but I am very sure that the most backward town in Anambra is far better than your village

So many SIMPs on Nairaland by their comments.

Do you know whether the lady told him that he would never get married in his life hence he did that to prove her wrong.

I like what the man did! Those who are talking against it can follow his ex to hell.

Puss360:
To confuse him na.. infact sef, I'll dance pass... I'll be the main focus sef...
Some men need brain resetting...

He will know you are doing it outta frustration

Was it not in the same rivers that one present minister stole from them during the presidential elections?

Why didn't they flog him like this??

aylagos:
No matter what you do in this life pls try not offend Nigerians ooooo because once you do your own don finish patapata

INEC that offended Nigerians nko? Nigerians put more energy on useless and valueless quests.

If this energy was put on Yakubu Mahmood after what he did the week elections was rigged, we wouldn't be in this present mess.