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Lying Vloggers.

I and my friends ate a Blue Marlin that is as big as an adult human in Eket that was bought jointly for 230k and this small rubbish is being sold for N4m

Make una dey take am easy with una lies sha

saphiere:
A rapist saying they should fear women. SMH
Modified.
I just watched the video.
What he meant is that you should RESPECT women. The word 'fear' there means 'respect'.

Just like in the Bible we're commanded to fear God which is 'Respect God'.

He has finally realized that women are the pillars hence he said we should respect women.

The rapist you called him still stands. Double mouthed thing

Zonefree:
In the sexual world, male virgins are liability while experienced men are asset.

In the same sexual world, female virgins are asset while women with multiple body counts are liability to human existence.

Not for me. I once had interest in one lady who resides in Asaba. The day she told me she was a virgin and would remain that way till marríage, my interest in her went from 100% to 25%

She's getting it outside.

Get a side chick.

folake4u:
Jokes on you, yahoo whatever.

Nah...the joke is rather on you who is wailing over the Instagram post of a man whose data subscription is over 10 times higher than the monthly income of you and your man (that's if you have any) put together. 🤣🤣

FreeSpirited:
Does ordinary 40,000 usd makes u a successful person?

in 2001, 40000usd is less than 2million naira

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40000 usd is 35million today, 35 million naira doesnt represent success....let aim high abeg

Show us your account balance

folake4u:
This man is such a joker!

Women would have moved on with their lives and someone who touched their breast in 200L will still be obsessing over them and the things they did.

The guy is giving Loser vibes! Something that happened in 2001, he's bringing it up 22years later?


Delusion is a curse, I swear.

No matter how delusional he may seem to be, he is more valuable in financial and material standing than your partner/spouse.

Mubarak Kajola

Na always them from the sad waste.

If he had succeeded, he would use part of the proceeds and go to Onitsha and bridge and steal the rods there and then his people here on Nairaland will begin to run their smelly mouths against Igbos

cunny88:
What happens to these ministers if the electoral tribunal sacks the government

Their portfolios becomes null and void.

Racoon:
These are the terrorists their disposed president have been negotiating and releasing like his counterpart in Nigeria did throughout the 8 years of his disastrous reign.

Well said!

IconicR:
If Obi sees this now, he'll rush to go and do his own
Obi and clout chasing is like 5&6

You are the one chasing clout by mentioning the name of a man whom the destiny of even his toilet cleaner outshines that of all the male members of your family both born, unborn, living and dead.

Take note...I mentioned Obi's toilet cleaner and not Peter Obi himself.

Tribunal, Justice Flora Ngozi Azinge

And they will say that Igbos love money more than their life.

Lol. Reminds me of one babe that was forming hard to get for me. I used one fake alert sending app to send her a fake alert of 200k one evening I went to her house and immediately, she open leg

She still tells me I owe her 200k till today. Wetin concern me.

DISCLAIMER: I don't use that app to rip off hardworking people off their goods and services...I only use it to "collect" from all these holoshos that pin a price to their vjay.

WHITELIGHTER:
How Nigerians haven’t hit the street protesting is still a mystery to me. The suffering is killing

The people wey dey carry protests for head in Nigeria pass are from the same zone with the mandate snatcher.

Shame or ego or a combination of both no gree them comot to protest.

peretei2024:
May your life be like the way Nigeria is today in the name of Jesus Christ( Amen)

Oga...read his comment very well. He was being sarcastic

accordadoga24:
Some UNA GO SEE SHEGE crew will arrive here soon.

Whether we all see shege or not, Tinubu will rule us for 8 years then pass the baton to Shetima.

If you all saw shege in Ananmbra while Obi was a governor and you didn't die but still voted for him again in 2023, nobody will die during Tinubu's adminstration.

Nigeria will be great.

Says someone who is probably still eating "Mummy thank ma " and depends on urgent N300 from gullible men.

CHoccolaTE:
This crap writeup was written by a bitter frustrated man.
Make una calm down for una lies abeg.

Octopusssy:
This was definitely written by a man. No 41year old woman will refer to herself as 'old'.

Jobless mofos everywhere.

MissPride:
Another hogwash from a dirty penile he-goat.
Mtchww

dealslip:
Some of this stories make sense to retards actually. This kind of stories happen around low self esteemed men and retarded women. Thank You

dominique:
All these stupid fake stories composed by men to emotionally blackmail women to endure marriage. It's not a today's something. Make ina keep cooking

KarinaSlim:
Men are funny.

A man actually took time to sit down and write this post online to make us think a woman actually wrote it is actually hilarious

just to prove what exactly?

Funny species

purples25:
Welcome to the men's 'little heaven of self regard' thread.

LilMissFavvy:
A fake story created by a NL male member

See them!

Bunch of egoistic narcissistic imbred females who think the world revolves only around them simply because they have a vaagina. 😏

When it happens to a man, he has learnt the hard way and he is jeered but when it happens to a woman which doesn't suit your narrative, it becomes a fake story written by a man.

The screenshot below shows a female NL member who attested to the fact that she is undergoing the same thing but you wouldn't see that.

Y'all should keep being delusional. Men are waking up to reality these days. I wouldn't want to pen down my own experience.

I love your frustrations!

Babaibe:
keep fooling yourself alaigbo.Na one indian man dey award scholarship with waec.No toefl or SAT. Shared the yankee and canada scholarship letter.

No die of heart attack due to painmenet o

After voting the evil party APC in 2015, they will run to American embassy after hunger promax don show them shege.

Tinubu is the best president Nigeria will ever have. All these increase in petrol, diesel and dollars are the handwork of Peter Obi and IPOB.

Peter Obi is in charge of petrol. He is the one increasing the prices while Igbos are the ones behind the increase in dollar rate.

Una never chee chumchin

Ndiara!

festacman:
ECOWAS led by President Tinubu will NOT invade Niger. Tinubu, as a politician, can NEVER ignore the clearly-communicated opposition of the Northern political and religious leaders to military action against their kits and kins in Niger.

I believe what is currently playing out is a hybrid of brinkmanship and psychological warfare. It serves the dual purpose of putting pressure on Junta in Niger and making US and France happy.

Tinubu is between the devil and the deep blue sea. The US and France are waiting for him to back his quest for an invasion by action. Him on the other hand knows that the Northern Nigerian elites are against the move.

Interestingly, the majority of combat soldiers are from the north.

Interesting times ahead.

FutureIsFemale:
No matter what this David does, it can never take away the stains on his garment. I just pity him.

We love him that way. No one knows about you so rest

AmazingELixir:


Seems death by Lagoon plunging is the new normal ever since one Oba like that threatened one people like that ....that he'll make the Lagoon the last place they'll see on planet earth.

I heard the man is from the zone where the sun sets. Those people love suicide. Good riddance to him. More to follow!

Person just carry 320k dey buy cholesterol.

Since when did they start amputating pregnant women?

Burob:
Yet Ekene Dili Chukwu buses, & Good is Good motor parks, are filled everyday with your brothers with a 1 way ticket in hand to same Ebola Lagos State?

To clear their goods which was imported into Nigeria via ships from the US, Europe etc.

Allow the Igbós to dredge the waterways in Onitsha/Asaba with a port that ships can berth and see if we will come to your dirty overhyped Lagos

adebayo987:
Una don start again! Na so una talk say an attack on Boko haram was an attack on the North and now you're suffering from your past mistake. This Northern people love suffering.

Just like some Yoruba Lagosians love suffering under Ebola's taxation

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

So this is what Ebola wants to turn Nigeria into?

allthingsgood:
So kwara State is now South East DOPEMU

They migrated from kwara to Onitsha to come and steal metal. Iberibe bu' oria

raskymonojendor:
They should please block it. It will prevent the parasites from the red mud region crossing over.

Bhella5:
Hahaha! O fe se won mo 'le. Ikaeniyan

trutharena:
FG should just demolish the bridge once and for all. If possible, demolish the first Niger bridge too so these people can enjoy their beloved sit at home in their erosion region.

Na so their ancestor blow up the first bridge.

walefresh3:
Later on now one stupid will be lieing to his zombies how nnewi people are rich not knowing 99% of them are cri........ Mi....... I don't want to finish it....

Sapa hungry people coming online to claim billionaires...
Hahahahahahah

plaindealer:
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I don't believe your trash, your people's default is always to absolve igbo people and redirect the blame elsewhere.

Your disclaimer doesn't wash away your deception, we know what you implied, that the vandals in Anambra could be Julius Berger, the contractor and not igbo thieves and vandals.

Sad.

beerfraud:
This is the one of the reasons why Buhari did not let railway track pass through south east
Those people can steal anything

allthingsgood:
Igbo

We know it is heead-slamming miscreants from the Sad-Waste region who leave their "hempire" to come down to South East to steal metals to destroy our bridge.

Tufíakwa for these vermins.

JASONjnr:
Vandalism of metal properties should be carefully looked into.

My colleague told me just yesterday that she is using generator for almost a year now....

Whenever they get cables to connect their light from the transformer, hoodlums will cut it midnight of that day. And this has been happening for almost 5months and 5hey decided to stop getting it ..


You dare not clean your house and bring out iron items out without those guys lurking around to steal them.

The people who are vandalizing the cables are still the staff of the Electrical company fixing it. Can't they rally round and get a vigilante that will be stationed around there to safeguard the transformer? They aren't serious!!

Very sad. The reason they did all that to her is because they (oyibo) know how dehumanizing our so-called useless leaders are treating us and nothing happens so they decide to return the favour.

It's no use telling that glorified bigot called Dabiri anything because Ese isn't yoruba. She won't do anything to help her.