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Congratulations......

Lol..... aboki and their backward mentality....



Someone is aggrieved.... And you don't know how to dialogue to bring a solution to what is the problem.... You rather lock them up and proscribe them and look the other way when Boko Haram go about killing farmers and grazing their cows on highways blocking and causing go-slow....


NK isn't the problem of this country... But since Bihari isn't smart enough to handle he problem...

Why should Corp members be used as a tool in elections?


Shouldn't INEC have trained officers employed to handle those responsibilities, rather than risking Corp members life?

Some of those Corp members gets killed just for one selfish politician to ambitiously accomplish his/her dreams of becoming a governor/senator/HORmember....


NYSC is optional for those calling for it to be scrapped.... You could get exemption letter or proceed to waste your one year roaming a particular state that you know nothing about...

blahc007:
Ur chicken mind telling you that your offering makes the pastor rich....mtchew

Brainwashed imp quoting me to sound stupid...



Haven't you seen upcoming pastors with less than 30 members and already made pastors with more than 500k members....

Have you ever seen the pastors with much members looking wretched? Do you think that it's God's anointing that's making them rich?

Abeg carry your mumu brain go one corner and don't quote me again...

ManirBK:
lalasticlala this is for you the real python

The best bet for to treat snake bites or scorpion or their venomous insects is traditional....



The government paired with the western world to preach against local medicine.... And today, we can't even treat malaria with our local medicine...


In school, they will say that herbal medicine is drug abuse.. but it was the same herbs our great-grandfathers used to stay healthier and lived longer than today's men...

The people benefiting from banditry and using innocent people to make the country pay attention to them will never escape sudden dead....




If an ipob leader made this statement now, in the nearest two days, he will be arrested by the police and probably killed... and have some charms displayed on his dead body....

But this one and Gumi are still walking free...

I can imagine what it means to open this thread when the last card you had all 6our hopes on was carefully taken from you with a touch of queens English....


OP, No gree oh....


Go to their bank first thing tomorrow morning and lay flat untill they return your money back to you....

And this will slide down and their church members will continue to pay their tithes and keep making them richer...

Skyfornia:
Witches cannot kill anybody...don't be deceived. Why is their power limited to their neighbors and family members?? If it is really spiritual, it shouldn't have limitations

I've seen a man cast a spell on a taxi driver who bashed his car and was insulting him, to fight a nepa pole.... he stood and watched him till the taxi man was bled... he punched the stone pole with his bare fist.. Almost lose all his fingers....


That was witchcraft on someone he doesn't know..

Donbunchis:
It's possible bro.

Africans are the first problems of Africa

You the call person who's wife is 53yo a bro? Don't you have home training?


Sir, it's very possible.....


On Thursday I was very sick and I went off from office.... My friend drove me home and while I was sleeping, saw lots of people gathering me in shadow.... had my fave red and I was unable to speak.....


Then I began to shed tears and believe me, it was power play... I know that no spiritual power can penetrate me.... because I will never die young!

Used to be that neighbor until I became the president of my estate....


And I've been able to build a good relationship with lots of people In different works of life....


Having a neighbor and knowing them is one thing that we should try to work towards ... because some of your helpers are just your neighbor....

In my entire life ... I never believed that I'll visit a brothel..... The day I went there and had sex with one average age looking woman.... I didn't release a single sperm.... I used condom and she was dried and we were just doing it and I asked her if I should stop and she agreed and I stood up and left.... I couldn't release....



So I wonder how people become addicts to sleeping with prostitutes.....


Since the last experience, it has never crossed my mind to visit a brothel and until this post... I hope I don't get to tell this story again as it's an ugly experience...

pocohantas:
Fathers are gold.

The only man that wants you to be greater than him.

The only man that will give you urgent 2k without asking “so when are you coming?”

The only man that you can chop his money and not pay back in any form. Just be fine and great, he is alright.

One coconut head will na come from God knows where and want to rub shoulders with your father because he paid bride price. Kai! Young guys are badly behaved. If not they should know their place, somewhere below the father.

Those are real fathers who will never stretch their lips to kiss their grown daughters....


Habamana.... what I am seeing here is different.... I am very certain that they've been commiting incest..... and decides to bring to the public view on code...

Used to be 1,3,4, and 8.... And I was an introvert....


Never went to parties..... Never drink nor smoke nor womanized.... But will lie to the ones that cared to listened how I am a good love-maker and so on....

But Sha... I grew to be a good lover and a good heartbreaker...

I'll prefer to be a member to a church where the pastor is a free minded person than to worship where the pastor is a pretender and a worshipper of wealth....


The touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm, sees everything good with pastors but will criticized members who struggle to feed ...


When I was struggling..... I fact lemme not say it... because the church have turned me down from assisting me and now people will come and be asking me to go to church and be putting offering to make pastors to get richer.....

Nobody ruined the marriage...

Xenophobic people and their backwardness....


They hate white...... They hate blacks.... even hate themselves....

One day, somebody will just meet Buhari and begin to blow nonsense into his ears and he will set it as a requirement to NIN and if you want to correct anything in your account, they'll ask for your e-naira ID and so on... Na so this country be oh .

We know that not all meat is beef....


Never heard someone called pork a beef.....

But Sha.... I've learned that goat is chevon.... Will use it to intimidate that aboki that will sell me 2kilo of chevon for 3k....

Nobody should bring Ameachi into the presidential race Biko..

Datboredberry:
Lol... Not really ego...

I'm very forward... If I like a guy, I'll definitely go for it...

But I'm too forward... I'm aware... I don't want to overdo this... I actually value this relationship...

Plus... I wanted him to miss me...

It worked!!

I'm still blushing... I haven't responded to his messages yet... Trying to cool down for a minute.

You can't be too forward enough if you aren't romancing your ego along...


Anyway.... I'll leave you to keep defending it...

If person try this nonsense with my daughter.... I go make sure say you no go breathe again oh...

Make person come carry me as tenth husband...

I still get energy... my tongue the work.. my waist the rotate and I the give seven positions for seven minutes ...


To marry woman now na for man to keep millions of naira... So make woman weh get money, make she come marry me...


Na to become woman husband I wan to do become now...

tutudesz:
FFK don go meet baba

Ffk that will meet baba to show him where there will be food and party?

Heard that Christmas will be lit in Akwa Ibom this December...



I'll be making plans to spend some moments there.... I hope that I will find me some ekaette to make my time...

LoL..... if this man succeed... He'll just become president to be fighting Wike like Buhari became president to fight all the people that jailed him....

Breadandpeppers:
Nairaland men when will all these unnecessary complain and questions stop??

Your gender with a record of this kind will always keep men wondering and asking questions....


Never take a Nigerian girl for granted.... whether they're serious with you or not.

jmoore:
The fool can't tell his Yoruba brothers to shutdown southwest for Igboho

He knows that his people will betray him.... it's a common practice from where he originates from.... So he wants to speak to the tribe that doesn't betray their own....

Nothing will happen.... Nnamdi will spend his days till Buhari leaves office....


He was given a chance and he blew it.... Buhari will automate his deafening ears on his case.... If ipob like, they should threaten all their monarchs and all their political leaders, nothing will happen...

Are they competing with the almajiri?


Child molestation and abuse is becoming a thing and the government and world leaders aren't paying much attention to it.... because some countries attach religion to it...

Adesina should come and blab his stinging mouth here.....

chatinent:
2021 with life has been the most important thing!
How has it been for you? Do you want to share any notable event that happened? What are your plans to end the year?

Even if you aren't hitting your dreams yet, do you want to do what's right or chase the root of all evil...no matter the odds? Benz? Rituals?

Do you want to share sth?

Baba put me on with your ethical hacking skills na... I deh loyal like this....


I no mindy to pay oh