₦airaland Forum

People dey hail d tipper driver like say he's been found. You'd be surprised he's still fighting for his life in River Zambesi or prolly hanged on a tree inside Afara forest in Edo state. Jazz dey always get harmful consequences so my people, desist oooo

Party Don start.

I strongly believe we're on our way to redemption. Nigeria will be great again. Let's keep praying and believing. #OneNigeria

On a lighter note, what should be the punishment of those implicated in the arms deal if found guilty?

Party Don set

Nah only him? Them plenty, make they hold them well.

Can't see anything more stupid than these people yearning for Biafra. Non of your so called leaders is with you and your there dieing over nothing. May God give you sense and quickly at that

Please stop giving this man unwarranted attention. How has his cutting fish in the market translated to every house having fish to eat in their homes? Let's see ongoing projects instead of drinking garri and kulikuli in the market or pushing omolanke full of rice. Yé-yé dey smell.

Mhizkel:
Op, what exactly do you need advice on?

Still on it maam

I met this girl in a feeling station. She actually came looking for a job as an attendant. She claimed to be the one responsible for the upkeep of herself and her younger sibling, so she's desperately in need of a job.
The problem is she's doing a Per Time programme in a polytechnic and she'd want to go school steadily. This didn't go down well with the manager but as the saying goes in Yoruba "oju lo n roju saanu", I helped her plead with the manager and she was allowed on the condition that she'll always report for work daily.
To cut the long story short, she didn't live up to her promises and was eventually laid off. But before then she skillfully collected my number and that's where I'm really going on this story.
I got her "waddup" some days ago (I got to know she's the one from her DP) and we started chatting. Very harmless chat from the beginning ooo until yesterday(December 1).
The chat goes thus:
Her:Hullo Handsome

Me:Howdy beautiful

Her :stop deceiving me jooor,I know I'm not beautiful.

Me:who is deceiving you? I'm sure you just want me to say it again abi

Her:Nooni

Me:What's nooni?

Her:ok oooo

Me:aii, so how's school?

Her:abeg leave school alone jooor.

Me:why?

Her:awon gfs yin nko(how are your gfs)

Me:see oooo, is that the reply to my question?

Her:let's play three questions and you'd have to tell me the truth and I'd also do same here.

Me:ok

Her: oya start

Me:you start nah as nah you know what three questions is all about.

Her:just ask any questions

Me:just start

Her:ok ooo, when was the last time you had sex?

Me:which kain question be that?

Her:you've got to answer because you agreed and that's your first question. My answer is the type of question I'm interested in.

Me:see oooo,

Her :just answer or I just got to know you're not a man of your word.

Me:Chai, OK, October.

Her: What do you enjoy most in a lady before/during sex?

Me: What are you driving at?

Her: that's your second question, I'm just trying to know you more.

Me:Hahaha, lwkmd. Know me more or know more about my sex life?

Her:anything you say.

Me: okiez, let's just forget the three questions. Keep asking

Her:nope, your question is over and I got one question to go.

Me: ojoro of the highest order but I concur. Ask on

Her:What do you like about me?

Me: hahaha , I can't remember ever saying that oooo

Her: ehen, so you're saying you don't like me abi

Me: sorry bae, your 3 questions is over.

Her:aaargh, let's just keep chatting then.

Me:that's what we're doing abi nah sexting we been dey do ni

Her:ok, is that what you want?

Me:Mehn, you're too blunt. Gosh

Her:like you don't like it

Me:jeez, you're really something

Her:hmmm, the truth is I sort of really like you. I don't want to use love cos I don't really know you but the truth

With the way this man (Fayose) is going, he will end up disgraced out of office. Is it that hard to keep quiet if nothing good will come out of your mouth?

This Fayose Sha!!!He needs an hypo for proper mouth cleansing. His noise is getting louder by the day and it's really annoying.

Good for Nigeria

Gaaan gaaan, party Don finally start.

I come dey pity mark. Kpele

No sex relationship ain't outrightly bad if it wouldn't take long for the tie to be knotted. Any no sex relationship that has exceeded 6 months is farce.

This life Sha, Faleke is now trending trying to use a rapist to achieve his aim. Anyways, APC has got to handle this situation well to avoid a really big mess. One thing that's sure is PDP is no longer APC's problem in kogi, it's now APC Vs APC.

Do people still sex enhancing drugs? Heard it's got implications ooo

His arrest's been long time coming. I just hope he's not let up the hook easily.

Could it be her father used her? People like her tends to see visions Sha. I comment my reserve

optimusprime2:
wow...
In a Land of Joblessness and a time of Body movement, the destiny of a country lies on the hand of an old man, his name....

Buhari

Ronaldo and Penalty sha

Nothing lasts forever. He's done his bit,, nah to retire now but I know say him go wan reclaim his belt but it's the end of an era.

Isokuso

Shoroniyen

Showoniyen?

tollytexy:
Aren't they ?

They ain't.