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Jesusdiedhaha:
What do you mean 'scam'?.
I'm asking for a service that I will pay for.

It's ok If you can't do it or you're not interested, but don't discourage eligible programmers.

I was warning that you don't fall victim of scammers but now I warn you to please not to scam people.
What correlation does Telegram has with Bitcoin mining

Jesusdiedhaha:
Hi guys, I need someone to teach me how to convert bitcoin payment in my telegram bot.

For example when a user wants to pay $10, I want the bot to show the user the current equivalent of $10 in bitcoin.

I know the basics of creating a telegram bot. The only thing I don't know is how to convert payment to bitcoin.
Can anyone teach me this? I'm willing to pay 3k.

Scam beware

dwisedgreat:
Please help....a friend's wife just left the house because his younger sister came for IT...and the wife said it's either the sister leaves or she( the wife) leaves....
My friend nevet knew his wife of 6yrs ment it...
So yesterday she packed all her stuff she bought with her money and left the house...
So my friend is worried that his wife might file for a divorce....there is no child between both....and mu friend has a building he built during the marriage...and they bought had court marriage....
PLEASE IF HIS WIFE FILE FOR DIVORCE...WILL HE SHARE HIS PROPERTY WITH HER?

She will come back, na mere yanga
He should just Donate the house to charity.
Or

olafundz:
it not quite long after my completion 4 year program at osun state university which I serve a year after in zamfara state


not long after the service on my returning home as a graduate which I think I have had some value to my self as a graduate then I am planning to settle down as a bachelor


but immediately my father hear about it that is all and I don't want to go against him because he sponsor me through our my years in university and some other expenses too more so I went to state university again he spend a lot on me already


your advice is needed I already get an apartment ooo

Guy man elop oh, except you are daddy's boy

ehnukiny:
Before I travelled to Israel, I used to believe that the Jews' phenomenal achievements in all areas of human endeavours was because they were the annoited of God but the thought vanished after spending three days there. I saw things for myself. First there is no milk and honey flowing in their land. It was a desert with acute shortage of rainfall and water. For Agric they depend on massive irrigation. The Jews are extremely hardworking, resourceful and innovative. They are determined to rise above the challenges in their environment. The Jews are not Christians but Judaists. The main difference between Judaism and Christianity is the total rejection of Jesus as the messiah. They also do not believe a word in the New Testament. In their Bible there's no new testament. Despite their abhorrence of Christianity and Jesus, they were smart enough to explore the commercial opportunities that pilgrimage offers. Israel makes billions of dollars yearly by commercializing a belief or faith they do not share.

Jesus was not killed by the Roman rulers of Judea but by his fellow Jews who saw him as a threat to the Religious establishment . Over 2000 years after, they are yet to change their mind about him.

More than 90% of the Nobel laureates you listed are atheists. Albert Einstein who was declared as the greatest scientist of the 20th
Century was an atheist. He neither accepted Christianity nor Judaism.

Looking at the countries that are doing well in the world, you will see that it has nothing to do with their religious beliefs or special favours from God. Their progress has more to do with the choices they have made. Look at Donald trump he does not read the bible but he knows that to win an election in America, you must pretend to share the sentiments of the evangelical Christians. That was precisely what he did.

Japan was the first country in the world to achieve the feat of turning it's name into a brand. Once you see made in Japan on any product you are assured of it's excellent quality. Japanese people are neither Christians, Muslims nor Judaists. They achieved success because they are hardworking, resourceful, innovative and honest. What of Singapore that leapt from the fringes of third world to the first world? I can go on and on.

In Nigeria despite being blessed with huge natural and human resources, we do not want to succeed by vigorously exploiting the resources. We are dreamers hoping to succeed without lifting our fingers. We are miracle chasers who also cut corners. This explains why there is a huge market in Nigeria for diviners, sorcerers, prophets and Pentecostal pastors who promise prosperity without labour.

The Chinese are fast becoming our new masters in Africa. In 1960, Nigeria had a better prospect for success than China and Singapore. In fact Western Region in Nigeria had television before Australia.

Look at UAE: Dubai and Abu Dhabi are the most visited tourist cities in the world. This was inconceivable just 20 years ago. They are 100% Muslims. This is the same religion that is exporting terror in many Arab and African countries including our dear country Nigeria. No UAE citizen has been accused anywhere in the world of involvement in terrorism. Their cities are more modern than Paris, New York and London.
Therefore, I do not share the belief that the greatness of the Jews has anything to do with fulfilment of any prophecy. On the contrary, it can only be attributed to their iron-cast determination to succeed in the face of all odds. It is awkward to attribute Einstein's success to any special blessing when the man never believed in God or offered any prayer throughout his lifetime.

Material success has nothing to do with God. If it were so, Nigerians should be the richest people on earth because our greatest export apart from crude oil is religion.”

"Let's get to work" Good morning and have a blessed day .

How do you get milk and honey is it not by extracting them?

coolcharm:
This building is not worth a billion naira?
What are you high on bro?

It is bigger than that have other Enterprising facilities. Moreover, it is built by an Italian firm.

Eriokanmi:
Misplaced priorities. Polytechnic education isn't similar to that of university. It's o ky in Nigeria they discriminate. Their curricula are also different. Instead of upgrading it into university, why not equip it and introduce modern courses like coding and robotic engineering? This is what happens when you put a round peg in a square hole.

Na oyinbo finish us, I mean UK they sold us lies. Polytechnic and universities of technology are in no way different from one another name. In some countries they call them polytechnic university, for some it institute of technology.
I don't see any reason for the upgrades, all that is needed is allow them to award degrees apart from the diplomas and make them highly competitive in terms of endowment fund and researches

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Why do most younger sisters look more beautiful than older sisters? Guys, have u noticed the same?

The beautiful ones are yet to be born. Do you gerrit? If you don't fogerrit?

Kimiso:
Please and please,...am having 7000 naira only

Chat me up on 08089456258

Phillipsburg:
It's a long read because I had to pour out my mind wholeheartedly. Please endeavor to read through.



I so much hate my dad right now. And even my mom for supporting him. I can always remember how unfortunate it is for me to find myself in this family in the first place. Infact, not having a family is better than this living hell I found myself because these people are bent on ruining my future with their own life.

My father is the person who will be fighting with my mom in a brutally physical manner where they'd be running after themselves in the street after almost stripping themselves naked. He's the one who doesn't know how to reprimand his children except by using curses. He's the one who would go out and come back drunk and turn everywhere upside down. All these I've endured for almost every part of my life and my mom has refused to leave him saying because she has kids for him.
I know some of you people will start saying all manner of things about how you would have cherished your parents if you had one blah blah blah but this is hell. It's choking me I feel like dying.

I just met a girl who happened to be my girlfriend and we've been together for some time now and my father is help bent on separating us because he doesn't want me to marry close to him so that there wouldn't be clashes between him and the mother of the girl because he feels the woman is a violent person.
As they've turned the house into a place of sorrow, i couldn't think of spending even a minute inside the house. I usually spend the evening with this girl at her place and return when everyone at home must have slept. The next thing was for him to start cursing at the girl and even threatening to go to her house and throw tantrums.
I just want to get out of all these because it's choking me. I can't breathe. I feel like I'm losing my mind because of everything. The emotional torture I feel whenever they start fighting. How angry I feel when he starts cursing everyone and shouting at us in front of the house and disgracing everyone of us throughout the whole neighborhood. The way he go about gossiping and talking bad about his own children and wife to outsiders and the whole neighborhood. I'm sick of everything.

I just wish I was born without a family because I'm even afraid of imbibing his behaviors and acting like him when I later settle down. I will never forgive him for making me become who I don't want to be.

Can you chat me up on 08089456258
Would love to have some man to man conversation with you about these issues

Goldenbliss1:
Hello Nairalanders! Happy New Year in advance.


Have been a guest for about three years, finally finally am now a member all thanks to my new smartphone. One thing I love so much about Nairaland is the comment section, which is based on different ideas, and some based on experience.


Am a young lady in my early twenties (20), people hardly believe that am not a teenager, I have a small statue that makes me to look like a teenager (16yrs). But am always grateful for my appearance. As for friendship am not good at making friends, I have very low self-esteem. I belongs to many groups on Facebook, but I hardly interact, sometimes after typing a comment I ended up deleting it. Recently I started checking my activity log on Facebook to make sure that I didn't mistakenly dislike, hate someone post, or say something bad.


Have never been in a relationship. Am just afraid of heart break �, reading is my hobby, have read and watch movies on how you guys give we ladies red card. Please pardon me if am judging you guys, have also read and watched movies of how ladies ended up becoming someone else's property. Back than when I was in secondary School I told my friends that, when am through with my NYSC , and have a good job I can then give love a chance, if in any ways he break's my heart, I won't have to force myself on him, I will move on with my life since I have a good job.



Currently am an undergraduate student in my second semester. In my first year I came across a handsome guy, who was interested in having a relationship with me, unfortunately I declined his proposal, I felt that it was too early for me to be in a relationship, by then I was preparing for both internal and external exam . After some month we became a total stranger.. this was the cause of our friendship, at first he chatted me , I was speechless let , and decided to send a like thumb, he got angry and warned me never to send him a like thumb. I replied him , please I want you to also stop asking me questions like have you eaten?


Hello Nairalanders am so sorry for the grammatical errors. Is there any way you can advise me, have been thinking of seeing a school counselor , to be honest with you I lack the confidant to so. Am so sorry if this Post is not in the right section.

If you want to get married early try out a relationship not with the idea of getting married but for learning about men and relationships, just ensure that there are boundaries.
If your interested is to be academically ambitious or successful career wise, jettison the idea of relationship and focus on your acadmics

kiako:
Is there any grant givers that concentrate on startups ?

Need about 200 million naira

This is a funny question

Kayzcarter:
I am currently at the Usa border with Canada, I am thinking of going inside Canada to get some stuff from Ontario but a custom officer tried to hold me,
Well I have knocked him down and wore his uniform, pls pals what can I do nw

Shout Sai baba that is all, you are a saint

Icepresh:
I don’t know any. I am just a fresher

Chat me up on 08089456258

packerdency:
Good day please
I have suffered enough and I need someone to help me leave this kind of life am living, be it legal or illegal, I want to make money this 2022, my contact is available for assistance

Chat me up, I won't give you money but I will challenge you to take some creative and responsible decision that will change your life in 2022.
Just ensure you don't do the wrong things that will make others cry or your family cry.
Chat me up on 08089456258

Icepresh:
Can you explain them both for me please. I am trying to learn one

Start with the one you know, the difference doesn't matter at the beginning just chose one language and the frameworks then get necessary materials and begin your learning curve

themomentng:
The fact that Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi is one of Nigeria’s most prominent businessmen and one of the most generous and consistent philanthropists in this clime is not in doubt.

Neither is the fact that his extensive giving is targeted around Education, Health, Social Enterprise Development & Support as well as Special Emergency Interventions based on exigent circumstances.

A few days ago, the President HE Muhammadu Buhari was in Maiduguri to commission the multibillion naira purpose built complex donated by the kind hearted billionaire to the University of Maiduguri.

The complex which boasts a suite of work class facilities is home to the Centre for Distance Learning as well as the International Conference Centre. Facilities include Exam Hall, conference room, e-Resources Centre, laboratory as well as staff offices and recreational areas.

Find below, 10 things you did not know about Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi.

1. Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi was born in Maiduguri on August 12, 1947 making him 74 years. He was born to the family of late Alhaji Mamman Kurundu a businessman who dealt in hides and skins.

2. Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi did not have the benefit of formal education. He was enrolled instead, like many of his peers in a Qur’anic school. A diligent and smart child, the young Muhammadu taught himself to read and write in English.

3. His first business foray was to follow in the footsteps of his father as a trader in hides and skin. Able to read and write, Muhammadu Indimi aspired to more and so his father borrowed E100(pounds) from a friend so that young Indimi could continue doing business on his own .

4. By the 80s, Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi had become a man of means and enterprise, so much so that by 1991 he ventured into oil and gas business. That year the Nigerian Government launched the indigenous Concession Program .

5. Diligent, focused and enterprising, Dr Indimi’s Oriental Energy Resources was among the first of the 11 companies to bring their field to first oil, thus underlining the success of the exercise and the visionary policy of encouraging indigenous participation in the Nigerian oil and gas ecosystem.

6. Today, 31 years later, Oriental Energy Resources and Consolidated oil (now Conoil) remain the stand out successes from that exercise, showing that Nigerian entrepreneurs can become successful oil and gas moguls.

7. Without the pioneering success of enterprising businessmen like Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi, there probably would have been no Marginal field round under the Obasanjo administration and maybe today, we would not have wave-making companies like Seplat, Midwestern, Neconde and the rest.

8. Where many philanthropists have adopted a tokenistic approach, Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi set up the Muhammadu Indimi Foundation (MIF) as a well-structured vehicle for carrying out his philanthropic activities ensuring that his giving is impactful and fit for purpose.

9. Alhaji Indimi was among the top donors towards efforts to contain the Covid-19 outbreak. While plans are underway to build a secure housing estate for Oriental Energy’s host community in the Mbo and Effiat LGAs of Akwa Ibom state; Dr Indimi has also provided scholarships for over 1000 indigenes of Akwa Ibom state since 2009, donated 200 million naira as emergency support for victims of disaster in Nigeria; donated 2 billion naira to support victims of insurgency in the North-East, gave 200 million naira to support IDPs in Adamawa, provided annual food and cash support for over 30,000 IDPs in Borno and invested 600 million naira in a fully equipped estate with 100 homes, school and medical centre in Bama under the MIF resettlement initiative for IDPs amongst others.

10. Alhaji (Dr.) Muhammadu Indimi has chronicled his rags to riches story and what drives his spirit of philanthropy in lectures on international platforms and ivy league universities like Harvard and he has received honours and accolades from far and near; he was awarded Nigerian National Honour, Officer of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (OFR) in 2012; received an honorary doctorate from Lynn University, Florida in 2013; received an honorary doctorate from University of Uyo in 2017; won the Vanguard (Nigeria) Businessman of the Year in 2017; received an honorary doctorate from Nigeria Defense Academy in 2018 and received Doctor of Science, Honoris Causa at the 51st convocation ceremony of the University of Lagos in July 2021. In December, 2021, Dr Indimi was also awarded an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Technology by the Kwara State University and Honorary Doctorate Degree in Entrepreneurship by the Kaduna State University, Kaduna.

You did not add that he is a crony capitalist who is also popularly known for befriending people in power and is presently fronting for China for the Refinery in Nigér republic.

Healthrelatedjo:
Good evening family,I really don't know how to start this,I created a thread here in family section some weeks ago seeking for advice concerning what I should do with my 60k savings, whether to buy tools to start yahoo or go into food business,and majority of the people that adviced me told me to go into the food business and I swung into action immediately.
I made stickers,made branded nylons for packing the food,bought food pack,bought a bag of rice,bought a cylinder paid for flyers(made half payment).The problem now is that I am broke and have no money to get kitchen utensils, coolers, freezer to store leftovers,a small generator to power the freezer,a microwave,and blender.
This has been giving me sleepless nights and I intend starting next year January or February. A nairalander told me to send him the business plan which I have done but I am yet to hear from him. I intend renting a small shop(point of production) which is 3k monthly.pls guys i need kind-hearted people that can help me kick start my business.thanks.

Get a UK used Laptop and learn Graphics Design and Web Development

Icepresh:
Coding or Programming. Which is better to learn and easier ?

they are almost the same

webm:
Hello brethren,

I recently have this idea to setup a pharmacy shop but I'm not a pharmacist. I want to venture into this area which I don't know and someone told me I need to be a registered pharmacist to be able to pull it. My plan is to employ a pharmacist and nurses to run the shop. How easy/hard is it to get a pharmacist and register the business plus operating it?

My budget is around 20m. Will that work?

So please must I be a pharmacist to own this business or is employing one enough?

Just spoke with my sister. According to her between 7 to 10 m is enough and Annual rent of license is between 800k to 1 m

Erebeshe:
Thanks for this info, as a busy person (work related) what are the reliable SEC businesses you recommend

I know of two, one will give you post dated cheque, they are into oil and gas and agriculture while the second will give you let's say about 5% of your investment monthly and you will get back your original funds by the end of the year.
Try chatting me up on 08089456258, to discuss better and weigh the options including previous suggestions I made.

becky39000:
Thank you for confirming yourself as the dullard you are.

So because I wrote a fool @ 40 you decided to buttress your point by pointing out that you are young?!!!

What has being young have to do with it? One can be young and stupid!! e.g you

Like I said earlier:
it is obvious that ur an obstinate incorrigible fool @ wateva
Trying to correct you would be a waste of time to humanity.

All your senseless stories & long epistles have been ignored.
You have put yourself out as a fool & a dunce in the first place already & nothing can change that.

Afterall I'm not the only nairalander that pointed out your stupidity on this thread, others did as well.

Go ahead & write another epistle & keep on wallowing in your self inflicted stupidity.

Next epistle pls!!!

Out of over 2 million nairalanders, two sons and daughters of Belial came out to make a false claims.
Now I have a question for you, when you were taught in Primary school mathematics
2/10 is what?
Ok let me take it farther

2/2 million is what?

Stop being a failure

Don't do things that will make you embrace shame and disgrace thinking you are intelligent with words.

I am here on purpose and for purpose.

You reaction to my post shows that you are not different from the negatives mentioned in Psalm 1 vs 1 and the rebellion ones mentioned I Proverbs 1 and 2.

I have given you so much reasons to think wisely but you have chosen to be a scorner.

I will leave you to continue eating the carcases and dirts you are used to

Drammee:
If you don't mind.
Can you drop your WhatsApp number. Let's have a chat. We're ready to welcome all opinions

08089456258

Drammee:
Thanks for this.
We have the '''Accelerators'' already.
We are trying to know people's take on it before going far

Is there any thing more you'll like to us about the platform m the team leader is on the SSL certificate already

Are you sure you understand those I called accelerators

becky39000:
Senseless Epistle from a deluded & deranged neanderthal.

it is obvious that ur an obstinate incorrigible fool at 40.
Trying to correct you would be a waste of time to humanity.

Pele oooo! Helper of the helpless.

Goat in human skin forming voltron online!!
The idiot is even quoting Bible join sef
Tueh!!!!!

Only if I had reached my mid thirties I would be here to interact with unwise persons like you.
I wish you know what to are doing
Go and get wisdom, I am very young, but I have taken it as an assignment to guide people in the right path.
I am grateful to God all of the opposite of all you mentioned.
It is your kind of behaviors that the Holy Scriptures refer to as characters of children of Belial unfortunately your username infers Rebecca a wise woman in the Holy Scriptures but you are far from it.

One of my good news to you is that despite my being young.

On this platform this year

I met a young guy who could have dropped out from school as a final year student God used me to support him through.

A woman who was at the brink of divorcing her husband discovered that it is not needed when she reached out to me, her eyes are now opened.

Some persons who are confused about life and are struggling reached out to me and God used me to help them gain understanding about life.

A man three years ago got connected with me at the brink of divorcing his wife and God brought peace to his home.

Numbers of persons who had millions of naira but don't know what to do with it reached out to me and I was able to help in giving guidance without asking for a dime because I am doing well myself.

Finally, over 80 people from here now are connected with me, and we are looking to how to gain job opportunities for them next year.

I asked God as a 9 years old boy years ago, why am I here and he told me, you are an helper and that I have been doing since then.

Fools jump into conclusion

Drammee:
What do you mean by accelerators

People who will train you and link you with investors

Erebeshe:
Please ideas are welcome, relying on one source of income has never and will never help anyone in this country. What profitable business can one do with ₦1.5 million?

If you know you don't have basic business experience or you have a busy job. It is better you invest in reliable and Stock Exchange Commission approved Businesses.
But if actually you want to kick start a business, it is better you keep your money and start by learning Essential skills that will make you not lose your money.
Meanwhile good options for such amount including fish farming, electronic trading, peer to peer Cryptocurrency transaction on reliable cryptocurrency exchanges.
Digital Enterprises like Digital Marketing, YouTube.
It is important you also ensure you register a business so you can be able to also raise tractions of funding as you scale up.
If you want any further discussion chat me up on 08089456258

Drammee:
Nudoib Business Social Network.
www.nudoib.com.

B2C platform mainly for Nigerians. It is a virtual business world for students, upcoming entrepreneurs specifically youths, tertiary students across Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises sector in Nigeria. The aim is to  have a centralised online platform where all kinds of businesses and business owners will have a business profile in it, showcase thier goods and services, grow their businesses for potential customers who are also part of the online community to see the products and services showcased and finish up transactions, partnership deals among upcoming entrepreneurs and get reviews of various entrepreneurs. 

In this business social network, there are lots of features such as classified advertisements, market squares, catalogs and business album, trade fairs, lost and found, business related discussion's, Job vacancies, and private conversations to mention few. 

Entrepreneurs and other Members can be followed to see their latest products and contents.

It supports various kinds of entrepreneurs such as Retailers, Wholesalers, Bloggers, Youtubers, Information Technologists and so on

Uniqueness: This social network will be the first of it's kind as it is the first social network that focuses mainly on Interactive Businesses, Upcoming Entrepreneurs (Micro, small and medium enterprises). It gives voice to upcoming entrepreneurs.

I understand how you might have been passionate about making something valuable.
But take note not to burn out and lose money instead of making money.
The website has no ssl which is a minus.
If actually you are really serious about creating a revolutionary platform, get a good team and try going for accelerators