₦airaland Forum

sleekch1c:
@op
so u want to go so u can be free to engage in any form of promiscuity u deem fit right?
well,u can go alone but i sincerely pray that she bleeps another guy while u re at it.
damn,what the bleep is wrong with u men?**long hiss**

in't you being a bit judgemental?

Nevertheless, I'm yet to find anything in the OP's post that implies thus^^, or is anything wrong with Dude requesting for a ''me time''(atleast 4 the last time as posted) . I'm sure you wouldn't mind some ''girly-times'' sometimes, now would you?



Keke na Pepe!

djeezy:
Hello nairalanders, i just got hooked up with this babe. She's rich and affluent, d same faculty with me in school. She spends her cash on me and i reject it sumtyms which vexes her. I'm thinking that taking cash 4rm her will defame,demean and reduce my reputation. We're also ok in my family but she's richer. I just want to be the man in control. What should i do becoz i love her so much.

Then don't accept(taking the highlighted into account) monetary gifts from her else your man-ego/self esteem and self worth would be trampled upon eventually. I'd gladly be the GIVER _{(as they never lack )} than a RECEIVER!!




Keke 'n Pepe!

mediatrix8:
I have proven it wrong on my side.I never consider Money a part of our relationship.I have my own and as far as we aren't married.It  won't affect our love and happiness!

Young forever, Princess ''M''.




Keke 'n Pepe!

A priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked who has a cock. All the men got up. No i meant who has seen a cock. All the women got up. No, no, who has seen a cock that is not theirs. Half the women got up. Oh for goodness sake. Who has seen my cock. ALL THE NUNS GOT UP.

Rotf




Keke 'n Pepe!

castrogee:
Kind nairalanders i want to ask if it is possible to stay in a relationship without sex. I mean being in a relationship with a girl and it is deviod of sex. actually is this thing called platonic love possible.

blossom002:
i[b]t really takes the fear of God and determination to achieve that[/b], \

IT IS VERY MUCH POSSIBLE

obowunmi:
Yes its possible, but you need to continue to find ways to keep the babe engaged esp. If ure really interested in her, or else another man may woo her away.

Need I say more Nuff Said.





Keke 'n Pepe!

obowunmi:
Leave her niece and keep your job. Kapish! Settled.

Sounds about as nice as being caught up between the Devil and the deep blue sea. Your choice, Bro!




Chin Chin!

excoba101:
They don't even know. They need an expert to tell them, they read novels and mags to know.

Just as weather changes, so is their needs.   

Sorry, i mean (some of) the kind of women we have these day. The Y2Ks. 

Baba Excoba, you can say that again. [s]I've never seen dafter and more confused creature(s)[/s] . Indeed, I've seen it all in 'em hence I GIVE UP!




Chin Chin!

Sagamite:
She is just bitter I used her to get my stay in the UK and left her with our 19 kids.

Lol @ 19 kids. Hope Guinness are well informed





Chin Chin!

Professional thread derailer 

MzDarkSkin:
^virgin!

. . . Complicit

MzDarkSkin:
Why are men so insenstive to the feelings of women?

I mean what is so hard about taking to time to understand what a woman is feeling and appeasing her needs? Whe she pours her heart out why take it for granted? Why the deception?

Erm. . .Guilty as charged, thus surrenders!





Chin Chin!

190:
Cock and Yoris B dream women!!

Thunder fire your head dia!

Dont worry you'll hear from my native Doctor pretty soon and imma ensure your prrick remains upstanding till u beg 4 forgiveness.





Chin Chin!

1759:
Broke up with someone last year because she was just to dirty.

1. Left to her she is ready to dump used plates and pots in the kitchen sink and leave it there for a week.
2. Doesn't flush properly after taking a dump in my toilet.
3. Once caught her in my bathroom using my sponge to scrub her arse while taking a shower after taking a dump.
4. Parades all over the place in a wrapper which is something i detest with so much passion
5. There are several other instances but i'll stop here.

Guy you're indeed very brave. How/why you managed to spend even upto an hour with such dirty girl will remain the world's most haunted mysteries