₦airaland Forum

mediatrix8:
Can you post your picture here so I can judge?

Anazroe:
PASTOR TEflon DON Anazroe, is SAYING, GIRLS have silly
specialty, ! They get WET without BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY! They give MILK widout eating GRASS
Make BONELESS things HARD! WHY

Warreva happens to CALL of NATURE

Anazroe:
HOW comes MY
PASTOR DEY PREACH WIT
jokes, lmao, lol
Teflon Don A criminal enter into
bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife ’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he
will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the
bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE U 2

Pastor,Dr.Rev.King Ode eh? Dude got jokes tho

Rotf. Oga oh




Maza Maza!

190:
[color=deeppink]shes too young,

soon shes gonna go out and wanna play like her friends~ [/color]

belamour:
If u luv a lady in America u give her flower, in Ghana u give her a jewelry made of Gold, in kenya i think u'll run a Marathon race 4 her. But when it comes 2 Nigeria girls, guess wat she request 4, a BLACK BERRY. Is it fair

Blimey hell!! I reckon cost effectiveness prevails over personal choices/preferences - Am moving to Kenya forthwith!





Maza Maza!

Element G:
maybe ignorance would cure this your,  whatever is wrong with you

tanimz:
Je t'aime beaucoup.

Element G:
*yawns*

tanimz:
Let's go to bed now.

Element G:
*removes her hand from his body*
Taz, u are already losing your mind honestly

tanimz:
The covers are warm, very warm.

Element G:
wats my business even if they are boiling, and by the way stop those kisses, they are irritating me

tanimz:
I love you darling!

Element G:
mtscheww

tanimz:
Aww. . . Look at his mouth, so sexy!

Element G:
*ignores her*

tanimz:
My sweet potato!

tanimz:
The apple of my eye.

Dayyyyuuummmmmm!!!! I've seen bizarre stuffs but then these^^^. . .(gasps for breath ) seriously

Albeit, I couldn't fault those repugnant efforts @ Element. Odi OK! [size=2pt] luv up in the air me thinks[/size]




Keke na Pepe!

kokoye:
I wasnt really trying to bed this girl - we'd been good friends on Nigeria.com for a while.

Ok, sincerely I was sexually attracted to her   but I'd told her online that I was in a long distance relationship so she definately would resist if I made any move.

About the 3rd time she came to my place, she was going thru the files on my computer and landed on this x-rated stuff I made with some girl just a few weeks earlier (i thot i'd deleted the file but later on found that that the other girl had saved a copy elsewhere). I tried to close the video and delete the file but the girl no gree o - she wanted to watch it. . . I gave up cos I did a good job on the video anyway  

The video obviously made her Hot - I laid on my bed watching her and grinning. She couldnt take her eyes off. So I decided to enjoy it and did not make any move. She moved close to me and started touching around while her face was still set on the video - I 'resisted'  

Of course she started 'forcing' me and I had to 'give up'.  I was pleasantly despoiled.  

Guess what, she wanted it recorded as well  . . Naija girl!

. . .And peeps still wonder why I decided to join the seminary huh






Keke na Pepe!

kokoye:
^^^

She tried to hook me up with some of her friends because I decided she was the one I wanted.

been together 7 years now and married for 5  

Good MAN. Hope u dont/wont stray nevermore oh well not until she's had 5 kids at least!





Keke na pepe!

kokoye:
^^^

Madam used to be p.imp back in the days. 

kokoye:
I remember having to fake pain and shed crocodile tears so this jambite girl could agree.

She'll let me do everything else except the main thing. Of course she also wanted it but was scared.

So I had to school her on the effects of necking and not releasing - the balls start to ache real bad.

I guided her hands there and let her feel they were indeed swollen.

So. she agreed out of pity and we did it!!  

I hope Madam knows about the highlighted secrets lines?





Keke na Pepe!