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RomanceRe: Men, Why Do U Guys Do Things Like This? by Yorisb: 7:30pm On Dec 17, 2011
emenma:
Afo nshi nkegi ka njo, tufiakwa gi tongue tongue
Once again, this goes to prove that you can take a Girl out of 'Opi Nsukka' but U can't take 'Opi Nsukka' outta the Girl. Afor Anu ndi Nsukka! tongue
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by Yorisb: 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2011
Metalgoong:
@Poster
I never know why most Nigerians guys living in my area dont have Nigerian girl friends, until i entered the river and got the answer.
[size=18pt]*FAINTS*[/size]www.nairaland.com/attachments/378345_LMSAO_gifcc08743add65da1a3fab01ae874d7bfa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: *~ dayokanu Voted The EPL Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by Yorisb: 4:53pm On Dec 17, 2011
[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=816301.msg9784153#msg9784153 date=1324126537]This pathern of voting na wa oh. Anyways, just voted[/quote]Lol. Shey u sef see wetin I dey see? grin
RomanceRe: Men, Why Do U Guys Do Things Like This? by Yorisb: 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2011
emenma:
So u go advise your sister to open her legs b4 the guy show material interest?
Hehehe. Bia, what's your priority(ies) in a relationship? Love, a responsible Bloke or Black Berry and Brazilian Hair?

Why do u keep harping on this 'material interest' drivel?

Haba!!! You restricted him from entering 'Jericho', yet, you abhor the paucity of his lavish spending on you? huh. . .Are u 4 real? angry

Tell u what: If my sister did same thing, I'd pursue her to his house and tie her to a rope - entwined with the one on the guy's waist. . . PERMANENTLY. tongue But then again, my Sister would never have misplaced her priorities like u did in this first place. cheesy


With this his current behaviour, he can kiss my honey pot good bye
Apparently, He wasn't having none of it (your 'honey pot') and wasn't even ready to be tricked with one thus he, GLADLY, left. Now u can go and kiss your 'honey pot' urself. Honey Pot ko, Kom Kom Pot ni. Mtchew!! angry

And u sef "shut up dia" there is ibo and igbo
Slap urself for desecrating the sacrosanctity of a pristine Lang-c[i]u[/i]m-Heritage. angry embarassed Afor Nshi!! tongue
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 3:32pm On Dec 17, 2011
Ezego - Morroco
RomanceRe: Help Solve This by Yorisb: 2:25pm On Dec 17, 2011
Ranoscky:
FHS, does he (the op) deserve the above?. . . How and why? undecided

When they bash u naija gals, una no go happy. Now, somebody saw a girl, admired her and decided to take over. Runs is about to click. He came here for advice on how to finish the job, but the best advice u have for him is to tell him that he is silly??? undecided. . . . WONDERMENT !!

Cant believe MR CORK a jocker also made a comment about it, to tell u how bad one would feel about such comment.
My thoughts exactly @The Highlighted.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Christmas Wishlist by Yorisb: 1:58pm On Dec 17, 2011
angry angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Sucker! by Yorisb: 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2011
huh angry
RomanceRe: Men, Why Do U Guys Do Things Like This? by Yorisb: 1:40pm On Dec 17, 2011
emenma:
He came into my life and has been trying to bed me, but i've resisted him for the entire period.

Now its time for xmas gifts and he just vanished,  Is that what he really wanted? Just to bed me before xmas and run away? I feel thats heartless
OK, He wanted to have a 'time' with you but you resisted him the ENTIRE period? Very good.

However, it's Yuletide already and you wish he stayed and lavish you with some gifts? Akuko na egwu! Very selfish. IMO.

Haba! Why do u guys always wanna reap where una no sow?

If u lock ur legs with the 'Yeti set of keys' when it matters most, Dude will also bolt (using the largest sized one) his pocket when it matters most.

Quid Pro Quo, that is. . .  angry



Osondi Owendi!


emenma:
I'm an ibo girl
Sharaap dia!. . .It's IGBO, not Ibo. Wannabe!
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by Yorisb: 1:10pm On Dec 17, 2011
luvtoyota:
NEVER BE DESPERATE
Leave Canada and come back to Abuja .
Huh huh shocked angry
RomanceRe: What's The Essence Of Honeymoon? by Yorisb: 12:57pm On Dec 17, 2011
@Topic

'. . .Check and balances', that is.
angry
Forum GamesRe: Abc Of Songs by Yorisb: 12:41pm On Dec 17, 2011
Queen of my heart - Back street boys
FoodRe: What Are You Having For Lunch by Yorisb: 12:29pm On Dec 17, 2011
Okpa with 50cl Pepsi angry
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by Yorisb: 12:27pm On Dec 17, 2011
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=826849.msg9782316#msg9782316 date=1324096877]false.[/quote]Why the contrary supposition, Ma'am? angry
PoliticsRe: Polo Park - Enugu's First Mall Steps Out by Yorisb: 12:17pm On Dec 17, 2011
spyder880:
Incidentally, I am shopping at the mall now, checking out the shop of Swatch, man, things are costly here but original, will be trying Levi's and GAME stores in this mall next. Shoprite section is busier sha, the bread here is so fresh!
I hope you're taking some pixs as well 'cos we'd like to see more, esp the Levi's shop.

presido1:
Please how much is a shop/office space here.
I'd like to know too.
PoliticsRe: Polo Park - Enugu's First Mall Steps Out by Yorisb: 10:52am On Dec 17, 2011
Nchara:
Has Eko Ile seen this?
grin
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 11:35pm On Dec 16, 2011
Ojomma - Ududo Nnobi angry
RomanceRe: Igbo Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Nigera. Also Most Caring. by Yorisb: 11:32pm On Dec 16, 2011
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RomanceRe: Sex Before The Age Of Consent: A Uk Survey by Yorisb: 11:31pm On Dec 16, 2011
undecided undecided
Forum GamesRe: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by Yorisb: 11:30pm On Dec 16, 2011
Egwu Ogene
RomanceRe: Why Are Black Women More Desperate To Marry Than White Women? by Yorisb: 11:29pm On Dec 16, 2011
angry angry
RomanceRe: Did She Feel It Or Not? by Yorisb: 11:05pm On Dec 16, 2011
Kslib:
Na your type dey r*ape dead body!I think u have a demonic sex spirit known as "ALJANU"
xynerise:
I did and wish online is physical cos I have a knock parcel for u. Antelope angry
grin grin

OP's story is very plausible though. E dey happun wella!
RomanceRe: Am I Being Stuppid\played? by Yorisb: 9:36pm On Dec 16, 2011
Beaf:
The dude has it all sorted; white puzzy in the house when he's away and black puzzy he doesn't have to pay a dime for when he's in 9ja.
Neat playing.
I am a Carpenter by profession and I can confirm that u nailed it.



Xcuse me pass jare!
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by Yorisb: 9:30pm On Dec 16, 2011
OP with all your might please avoid this Dude.[size=4pt]^^[/size]

To be forewarned is to be forearmed.


Xcuse me pass jare!
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by Yorisb: 9:20pm On Dec 16, 2011
nnemdi21:
i think i am desperate mostly because of the fact dt i hvnt found any suitor that meets my criteria. of course family pressure nd friends getting married adds to it. thnks evry1 for your honest response.
Ma'am, take a deep breath and some fresh air too. . .

Responsible and true Christian Men abound in Canada (and, indeed, world over). . .

All u need do is to be less desperate, be open-minded, search wella and wait patiently.

However, a plethora of condition/criteria and a paucity of same in reciprocity will be, to put it mildly, selfish.

Ma'am, give Dudes some 'fair deals' and Good Luck in your quest for. . . . .! wink
BusinessRe: Have You Collected Your Xmas Rice? by Yorisb: 4:47pm On Dec 16, 2011
Vikin:
Check that your chicken whether e get weight, make you no fry bone give people for xmas. grin grin
grin

@Topic

Rotfl grin grin grin

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