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Igwe419:
Freecocoa I'm sure whoever is desperate to kiss you kisses with his eyes closed, because they may just faint if they see your face close up
Igwe H.S.O.F.N

@Topic

We close our eyes 'cos we love to fantasize making out with a more gorgeous, sexier and hotter babe. . .

chuksikem:
the truth is coming out in bits,

One minute you are chilling in your suite in benin, seeking advice on how to approach a lady, next you are a mere unpaid house boy, Dude , quit all these your imaginary hallucinations, get a life and a job,

Imi, otic mammal

silvertuke:
In Kenya I think You will run a Marathon Race for her

But when it comes to Nigeria Girls, guess what she request for?

Pricelesss:
@ OP, True love

Hardunnii:
She can call him whatever she likes, what you should be concerned abt is teaching your daughter moral principles which will be a diff task, since you dont have one urself, poor girl goodluck.

freecocoa:
AMU GI ZAKWA THERE,ntooh.

Chinchi takwa gi n'ike ebe ahu. Ghetto Gnat! (Nmee )

freecocoa:
Stop that thing e na ekwu

Agaghi m a stop ya. Imma piss kill ya today.

,those things esoro na the fight

I answered you based on ajuju you asked me and you answered in accordance,or was the question part of the ogu too?

Oh u don dey beg me ozigbo ozigbo abi?

Granted; in every fight, there are many moments for compassion-c[i]u[/i]m tender-actions, however, I ain't ready to give-in to nada just yet. (Ntoo )

Idowuogbo:
"Daddy u are looking sexcie in d the presence of the Lord",he say "may d good Lord deliver u idowu" and I shouted "Iseeee amen pastor"

Rotflmfomna0ffofmalalwkmd

Idowu u be real craze woman!

freecocoa:
Isi tasteless ? Okay nkea wutere'm

Agwago'm gi aro onle mu di, well its no longthing sha cos afuru'm na this our fight ga e endi na real one.

The strategy of fighting in a war is to capture something. . .and that's precisely what I'm upto.

Under 16 dika gi. Mtchew! (Nmee )

Just rapu mu aka.

Eh?!?! Isi m rapu gi aka huh? U neva see summat sef.

When r[i]a[/i]pe is inevitable, relax and enjoy it!

Sagamite:
Even if that fallacy was true, I would still prefer her to girls that don't excite me, and after I go and sort myself out, I look their fine skin and I still am not excited yet again.

If what the girl on youtube has is cellulite, I want it with my cellular and satelite.

jay bee:

Corkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Woooooooooow

Yea right! I knw where (a friend's blog) He copied that from. . .

Sagamite:
Wa'Shere! (You will do well in life) 

Jeez! As the girl they shake am and listening to that music, I was being electricuted with desire.

No be the yeye mathematics rulers girls wey pendo put up there.

I no know which on the over 300 men ogling that youtube girl go comment on her "skin". 

In real life, when girls tell me such, I just dey look dem say "which kin brain these things called women get. Na skin I go chop!".

Skin ko, scene ni!

pendo89:
^^^ yuck! I think she farted on my screen   damn!
did u see the big patch on her left foot and more on her left shoulder? That cant be a tatoo cz it looks scarred.
Now if you observed her well ul notice she has several black scars on her booty and body. cellulite too.
Thing is this, she'll excite u good. But after you come back from the moon you are gonna notice those scars and not feel excited again.
Fine women can do that too you know.

Stop hating jorr . . .They aint scars but tattoos

Granted, there's notting wrong with a fine skinned woman. . .but without the right curves, i.e enough 'Manchester and Arsenal' na BANZA!


BTW: Even if the girl farted ehen? U nko. .u no dey fart?