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freecocoa:
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Go sniff OBJ armpit then. Doubly Okpo!

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=824650.msg9774588#msg9774588 date=1323988633]what do I know. I don'tknow you irl lol
you might even be the 'child' in question sef.[/quote]

Sagamite no go kill me oooo!

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Kslib:
Kissing with eyes closed is da real koko!hmn**[size=18pt]licks mouth[/size], shakes head nd says "SAI MA GOBE".

EWW!!!

freecocoa:
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Something tells me you're lying!

gaddafe:
Please kindly check the spelling of your 'studies'. It was wrongly spelt . I think you also need to study more.

[quote author=nice.one link=topic=538727.msg7011534#msg7011534 date=1288023075]Hi NL I just stumbled into this lil piece that really held me in rapt and I just decided to share it with you.
                                       WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLEXITIES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; if you don’t kiss her you are not a man
If you praise her she thinks you are lying; if you don’t she feels you don’t appreciate   her looks
If you agree to all her likes, you are weak; if you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often she feels it is boring; if you don’t she accuses you of double dating
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy; if you are not you are a dull boy
If you are jealous she says it’s bad; if you aren’t she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her; if you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you are a minute late she complains it’s hard to wait; if she’s late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit other men, you are not putting in ‘quality time’; if she is visited by other women, it’s natural we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; if you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the road you are not a gentleman; if you do, she thinks it’s one of those men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at other women she accuses you of flirting; if she is stared by other men, she says they are just admiring her
If she talks, she wants to be listened to; if you listen she wants you to talk

In short women are so simple yet so complex; so weak yet so powerful; so confused yet so wonderful
 
WHO CAN EVER UNDERSTAND THEM?

Guys, I know that there are more stereotypical complexities associated with our women. feel free to bring them on.
For the ladies, I know we guys also have our own intricacies, you are also obliged to bring them on.
Cheers![/quote]*Like*

Crown Prince:
If you shine a lady condo regularly,she says u r a s*e*x maniac,if u dont,u are sleeping out

True dat, tho. Lol