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JISOS!!!!



I haven't even recovered from the news of frozen mavro arsenal come dey add to my sorrows.





ayam finished

bobbybrown007:
Men nah finger oooo for my second sch for obele @ randle ave and I also press breast for geography class then

Omo na for primary school I finger one ikwerre girl die. funny enough the girl later turned out to be one of my students back then when I was still a computer instructor

My chemistry teacher seized my pam slippers when am about to change school. omo one faithful day nai I jam this same teacher for road kai, I seized her koi koi shoe nai she begin beg lol.


Senior prefect seized my slippers nai I catch am for park where im dey push barrow. omo I seized im Barrow mehn the idiot begin cry dey beg. omo I worry sha

Big up Jigsawkilla! the tournament was a success

Nice battle guys

Long throat, na food go kill you. ogami nobi so!

I'll be on that list one day

okonja:
You people should apply logic in all these copy n paste thing you do. Instead of copy n paste anyhow, see how else you can help the situation.

I saw this same B.C on the 30th of November and instead of copy n paste it anyhow, I simply apply logic and did the following;

1. Query the name on Facebook: Ubong Daniel Udoh and below is what I got.

https://www.imageno.com/thumbs/20161205/ehm8psfu8zh2.jpg
Without prophet telling me, I knew it was him because the name tallies and the image was uploaded few hours before I got the B.C


2. Initiated a chat with him about the B.C just like this:
https://www.imageno.com/thumbs/20161205/0eq08n1bty2k.jpg https://www.imageno.com/thumbs/20161205/5u3d5vdd6u75.jpg
https://www.imageno.com/thumbs/20161205/uf47yjqoh63b.jpg https://www.imageno.com/thumbs/20161205/ycuqdibnybma.jpg


and that's all. So you see its easier now when you think outside the box.

Has he been given back his certificate?

If you forgot your "Call To Bar" certificate in a taxi today, call this number 08052113828. The name on the certificate is Ubong Daniel Udoh.
share until the person gets this.

Nice one guys.

Nice one guys

What's going on here?

udumosam23:
I was just thinking if they survived, they would've made a good choir. Imagine if one was singing suprano the other tenor.

Lmao Bros nawa 4 you ooh

Viking007:
1. Whenever nta is showing "Tele-match" I always had this idea/plan of breaking & entering the tv, so I can be part of the contestants.

Thankfully, it never happened.

2. As a kid I was so scared of wili-wili. Damn! that name was so popular in the barracks.

Lol what about the story of Miss koi koi? you hear that one too?

som ppl are bless wit wickedness hw can i beg yhu for salt nd yhu tell me ya mother has counted it..

If your relationship started from Facebook, Instagram or Twitter stop thinking of bride price
Just send her parents data bundles

the guy with red jacket on the right hand side of the third picture, wetin im dey think?

Kanye watched Kim's sex tape,fell in love with her and waited years to marry her.Donald Trump saw Melania's nudes,fell in love with her and finally made her the First Lady of the United States.My sisters,you never know where your nudes might lead you.Surprise a brother today.

Congrats to her though. Hope she honour the invitation

9ice one

I saaaaayyyyy no worry ooooh

Your mom shouted at you for not cleaning the house And you said - momsi free me jor! Then Your Boyfriend Scolded you for Leaving Him online and Sleeping Off, And you begin to Cry... Please my sister, Come forward! Come!! Come!!! Don't be afraid, What is happening to you eh! It's not ordinary oh! God has remembered you today... Oyaa raise your hand up... Raise it up very well, Then bend it and place it on your head... Preferably where your mind tells you your brain is located, Then repeat this prayer after me... *My father! My father!!!* Where ever they have buried my sense and my brain *In my my maternal village,* *In my paternal village,* *in the coven* Vomit it now! Oya start shouting Vomit Now! Vomit Now! Vomit Now! Good night pals.

Who is Trump? Is he the man that invented trumpet?

Where she get the money from? Buhari will never go unpunished!!!

Ibime free coogar naw!!! you never still grow up?

Mine was tundra 2017 model, mehn car still rocks

OMG I FELT SO Hot AFTER EATING CUCUMBER DIS MORNING.

Hello single ladies...
My name is Rhey Andrews,I'm 22 years old and I live in Midrand ..I'm lookin for a female whose caring,loving,calm and must be the age between 23 - 29 years around johannesburg.
To borrow me a Samsung charger,mine is dead..

INTROVERT:
I will kill him if its me. What rubbish.

See this one

Life is easy enough if you understand that you can get all you have ever wanted little by little. Step by step. You can start small and work your way up. Even Chidinma didn't start with big cucumber. Must have started with carrot, then banana, then plantain e.t.c. Whatever you do, never stop reaching for the next level. That's how you grow.

- Nonso Ezeiru

I saw My SS1 mathematics teacher Yesterday... . We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk about 1.8m, then find The coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to The nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see The bank at a distance of about The logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find The Anti-log. Let him feel what i felt when i was in school.This morning I heard on The radio he's missing.