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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:49pm On Aug 13, 2018
WarriFirstBorn:
Youngzubi, how come you nor continue from where you for stop for the last episode? The last episode end for where una dey go meet una clients for hotel.
the story is for matured mind,u shouldn't be able to guess next episode,but for what happened there,trust me,i will still recall later
LiteratureRe: Bottle Warriors(beer Parlour Night Tale)story By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:46pm On Aug 13, 2018
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welcome !! u are all invited
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:43pm On Aug 13, 2018
click on this link to read my new story though it will be a short story which will end after few episodes,i couldnt wait to finish this one becos i will forget before then

so go take a look,i can't mention due to my laziness,i go try small shaar,see you there!


https://www.nairaland.com/4673920/bottle-warriors-beer-parlour-night


Damibiz warrifirstborn youngimporter okarfor200 ann2012 bigsarah deniguy wizsolzy astuste swiz123 danchoco oya make una land
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LiteratureBottle Warriors(beer Parlour Night Tale)story By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:26pm On Aug 13, 2018
welcome! welcome! welcome!

Dont even bother to ask me why i jumped into another story without completing "Sex Na Food" do you understand! abeg wait lemme sip small from my green bottle


"gumm! gumm! gumm! aaahhh!!"yo waya! "ok we can now continue

"em! where did i even stop,no dont think for me because am not drunk yet,as i was saying,i couldnt wait to finish Sex Na Food before this one simply because i will forget,yea! it will format oh! wait let me quickly finish my drink before faji-k gets here biko i can't afford to share one green bottle with somebody,anybody or any person

"gumgumgumgumgumgum!! aaaaaahh!!,now you'er talking,good(i shift the bottle to an empty space on the table)


"good,so let me make myself more clear to you,just last week,this recent one that just passed i travelled to my village,a very small village located at enugu state in the eastern part of Nigeria,despite the body ache i encountered due to the,i was still saying when faji step inside the beer parlour


Faji-k: Na who be this!!(he shouted rubbing his eyes,maybe to be sure of who he was seeing)

Me:Faji-k!!!(i scream as i remembered my green bottle,with the thought of Faji-k doing me a shortage i grabbed the empty bottle and motioned to gulp down the whole content,that was when reality dawned on me,my initial act when i first saw faji walking towards the beer parlour hit me,thank gawd i finish it on time,i murmured)

Faji-k: lagos man! see how fresh,and big you've grown,village nobi better place for any living creature o!

M: says who?,you Faji-k do you even have a mirror at home,no dont make that face,how can you look so healthy and still be complaining of village life,forget o! people in the village eat more good and balanced diet then we the lagosians who consume 90% chemically preserved can food

heeyyyy!!!!! na who be this??,wait o! veno! nobi aka-gum bi this,aja said pointing at me immediately he walked inside the local bar with three other friends,veno shut one eye as he circled his palm on the opened eye,he positioned himself like a photographer with kai-kai bottle on the other hand he began to view my face through the opening in his palm

aaahh!! nahim!!,veno shouted

baba o!! baba o!!,five of them shouted at me

veno dropped his kai-kai bottle on the floor and ran toward my table,unknown to me he was actually coming for my green bottle

faji-k on seeing what veno was up to he too dive forward with aim to grab my green bottle


yeeeeeeee !!!!! both of them chorused,as they land on my table at the same time by so doing they hit their head together which left them screaming in pain


chineekee so nah even bo-bo abi viju milk this lagos goat dey drink sef,faji-k said when they discovered that the green bottle on my table was actually bobo container

Veno: so this your aka-gum of a thing never leave you eh! aka-gum


mesadi hissed) aka-super glue, all nah green bottle,i bought the one my pocket could afford


aja: thats a true talk after all bobo container green,but as a lagosian who left village for close to 12 years without annual return to his village,now that you finally came home do something for old time friends nah

Faji-k: gbam! your speech carry wait jare

veno: supported by me infact i donate this my kai-kai to be used for neutralizing the nku-ocha (palm wine) that aka-gum will buy for us

Mesadi did a mental calculation of all the change remaing in my pocket,firstly i removed my transport back to lagos aside,before coming up with a change approximately 4,525 naira,wow i still be rich man) ok ok! where is mama ginika!

Faji-k: bia wanyia where is you,biko run an be coming before this lagos slowpoke changes his mind,at least i will know that after eating his money now next i will be eating in his name nah the day dem go dey burial him,because am sure chief will cook rice to comperciate we the burial ground digger

me: Faji-k you will die before me o!,see how your eye ball take enter him socket finish,ibu ozu dindu(you'er a living dead)

what should i bring?,mama ginika requested,with a tray on her hand

veno:firstly start by bringing one one plate of pepper soup each,am having a running stomach maybe the pepper soup will help

me: ontop who's head veno!,running stomach and its pepper soup that will cure you?

veno: when will your sense start functioning,what i mean is that worm don chop my intestine finish due to lack of food,so now i have the opportunity of putting something inside my mouth,let me start with something solid not liquid



mama ginika: here is the pepper soup(she said handling them one plate each,totally seven plates,em! oga aka-gum which one should i get for you?


me: (i hesitate a bit trying to assume the price of each plate) em! just get me tooth pick and pure water

kuuhu!! kuuuhuu!! Faji-k cough

to be continued
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 12:35pm On Aug 13, 2018
Episode ......33



the mission
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vicky! love
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Monday morning
Time 6:30am

"uhhhh!!!,baby!! take it easy,am all yours,am not going anywhere so please lets do it gently,

"but as e take dey sweet me nah fast-fast i won dey enter,



"oh! no!,but am hurting pleessssee!!

"ok ok!,i don hear


"thank u,i love you sweetheart,


"eh!,


"please say you love me too,

"eh!,


"come on sweetheart just say it,oh no! you'er hurting me aaaggaaiinn!!,


"ah sowy,i yan"but i purposely shuk spana deep well-well so as to escape that question abi request,love ke!

"mmm! ahh!,so sweet, baby! she call


"yes,i yan


"you have to take me home today,i spoke with my mum yesterday she is kinda worried,she yan


"ehn!"ok nah,make day break first i go carry u home,i yan

"thanks sweetheart,"aaaaaahh!! mmm!!! takkeee it eassssyy!!!!!!

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Big mama's Home
-------------------------


she don already arrange everything that yesterday,she no just want make her daughter spend another week for Nigeria,so with her husbands official flight,Cynthia her daughter left for U.S.A this early Mo-mo

at least her mind don rest for that side,make she focus on her business,her husband don loose too much money for that idiot boy hand,but with spana and him gang she know say for sure she go recover everi-everi ten times sef,she sidon well ontop their bed as she turn only to sight her husband not sleeping,the thing come dey unusual,normally her husband suppose dey sleep,so she decided to move close to him at least make she know watin dey trouble him

"darling watin happen,this one you just dey moody this early Mo-mo,"big mama yan as she move to her husband who just frown face dey think,

"sweetheart talk me nah!,she yan


"hmm!,please folade just leave me jeje,i won plan this my political career well,bad belle politicians no just gree me reach my supposed level for this we country,why is it that each time am supposed to be selected among those who would contest for primary election,one thing or the other go happen and i will be replaced by another peson why!!!,Mr abiola(big mama's husband)yan with vex

"so dem don side you again,big mama yan

"yes of course,nah one bastered chief ayawu dem take replace me over night,Mr abiola yan


"leave the matter for me,i go settle am,big mama yan rubbing his husbands chest

"how,he yan

"watch and see,she yan

"hey young lady,you be woman,na politics i dey yan here,Mr abiola yan


"nahim be the main reason why we go handle am political wey,she yan

"no dey confuse me younglady,he yan

"nah u no won understand; see nah watin dey kill this our nation,everi body believe say nigerian politics and everi thing about government in our country Nigeria nobi watin woman go fit handle,everybody dey see am as man work only,but most of you politicians dey succeed becos of una wife,nah woman dey always dey behind una achievements,she yan still rubbing her husband chest but now moving to him sokoto region small-small

"yeeee!!! Mr abiola shout as big mama hand grab him prick,aaaahyiii,easy woman,so as you were saying nah watin u won do,he yan clenching his teeth as big mama now uses two hands dey handle him prick box aka akpa-amu

"i go kill him",i go kill chief ayawu,she yan as she comot him husband huge prick and begin suck

"aaaayyeee mi o!,he shout as the sensation begin burst him head


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wow! i swear as you take fine eh! naso your pkekus take sweet,i yan to vicky as we stand up from bed after 5 rounds of hot s-x

"awww!!,i just love everything about you,but you seems not ready to give up your heart for my love,vicky yan hugging me tight as we still naked


"nobi so,but love na something wey dey come naturally,but since i nor hate u,e mean only one thing,i yan

"and what's that,she yan looking my eye direct


"i lo- offf- em! oya make we go baff nah,i yan scratching my head


"no, say it,dont prevent your heart from being loved,spana i want to change you


"eh!

"yes,she yan

"how u won take change me,i yan


"you see dear,i know that you'er a criminal but my heart just stuck with you,and i fully understand you inability to give out your heart for love,but believe me,am here for you,she yan

"but i no know u nah,you sef no know me,nah by mistake we just meet,i yan


"even your best friend spata didnt know you from your mothers womb,there is always a first time,first day in everything,so we meet the way we did,for a reason,please free this your stony heart,she yan


"em!" i still dey yan when text massage enter my phone,please excuse me i yan as i shift one side go begin read the massage


big mama send me text,she yan say mission dey ground,say make me and my guys get ready,by 6 o'clock in the evening she go send me the full details wey we go use go do the job,hmmm! i sigh as i comot the massage and lock my phone


"go baff so we go fit go ya place,e get wia i go won go later in the day,i yan

"ok,she yan as she waka go tie towel before she enter bathing room



to be continued later
dropping complete episode by 4
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:17am On Aug 13, 2018
thanks mahn


Donspicey:
Nice One Bro,,.If I Read And Ah No Drop Comment My Phone No Go Happy 4me,,.Kip It Cuming Bro,,,,u Got Me On Diz One
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:46am On Aug 13, 2018
Johnsown1:
Yea, any show
nah my place be dat brotherly
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:44am On Aug 13, 2018
okafor200:
Oboy me don show face na money be fine bobo this na to all my niggas,
ahh me go like chop that ur big mama daughter o she go make sense o
grin
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2018
Damibiz:
Damibiz is writing exam na e make i no de show bt he get small time nw..Youngzubi,u good man
welcome my man,success nah ur own
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:23pm On Aug 12, 2018
Johnsown1:
Are you medically alright, why quoting all the whole lines? You better check yourself
my man are u from enugu?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: "Being In Church Is A Must To Secure Your Redemption" by Youngzubi(m): 8:58pm On Aug 12, 2018
lol oya!!!!






















grin rubbish!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
Episode........32

Sunday GBEDU!!!!


The Game Players
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big mama's cabal
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"Hello mama!",i holla big mama,as i pick her call,


"hello spana",she yan


"mama i dey with u nah",i yan

"ok,i want u,spata and Stevo to dressup,i will send striker,him go come carry una from festac come my house,make una prepare well,e get some client wey need una service,so make una prepare well for the task big mama yan"


"ehn! ok no le'le mama,we go dey wait striker arrival,i yan


"good,till then to get ready,she yan


"ok ma!,i cut the phone,pocket am as i waka go down stairs,my guys just dey enter house,all of dem come dey sweat like say dem do marathon race,


"spana!!,boss the boss!!,after u nah u oo!!,they begin hail me,


"brotherly how far nah"simple yan,asin guy we dey hear as that chick take dey halla since early mo-mo,guy u sure say u allow am wake up,


"o boy!,she too make sense o i shout"i for give dem more detail but i just code the level;guy the babe just dey burst my brain,the early mo-mo kpekus just good for my health,i yan


"but how u take jam her,how una take meet nahim be my question",spata yan,onto say him never see or hear anything about her before


"em!"i hum scratching my head;see guy nah peson babe be that,but nah kidnap dem kidnap her shaar,so onto normal level i saved her that yesterday,she sef come fall for me,watin my pikin go do nah,as the babe hot,she just carry,come dey rugged nahim me sef waka go buy her market this morning no time to check time'i explain give dem,



"Sharp Gee!!!,erotic shout


"nothing do u boss,i support the notion wey yan say"chop an clean mouth nobi sin!!,spata yan as we begin laff


"tem!!! tem!!,brotherly more kpekus to ur apka-amu,but nah the day u go nack HIV ur papa go begin price ya casket,sentino yan


"eh!! sentino nah maya go carry HIV"i no say i don pass my boundary"so i position my sef well to run,


"watin u talk just now?,sentino yan as him face change


"em! see my guy nah mistake,abeg i no go try am again,i yan but for wia sentino fly land ontop my body as we begin roll for ground,all my guys begin hail us as dem dey clap dey shout

"go!!!!spana! go senty!!!!



after we don waste our strength finish,sentino comot for my body as we stagger stand up dey breath like say we just achieve world heavy weight lifting,i hear as moto horn sound for our gate peeee!! peee!!!!

"ah! i bin don forget o!,spata,Stevo abeg make una run go baff,dress and prepare big mama yan say she get big fish runs for us,nah striker wey come pick us dey horn for gate so i yan


"confirm!!!!!!!!!,spata begin jump up dey shine teeth as him begin twist waste



"at last-at last,we finally get sugar mummy matter to run,Stevo yan



"so we no go follow?,simple yan


"nah only three of us she mention,i yan


"ok nah,we go dey hia dey handle that your skin light,at least party nobi bad idea,sentino yan


"nah gawd go punish ya ancestor! no go try am o,play matter don pass o!,if any"e don do bros sentino cut in


"ah ah!! naso the babe dey she pra pra! ya head reach,nah play i dey follow play boss,i no dey crase to near ur babe so chill man,take a chill pile,sentino yan


"koboko!!!,striker land knock for our door,



"come in nah,abi u still won knock small,i yan as he open door an bounce inside


"heeeyyy!!! see mah niggas mehn!!,pop! pop!! something,striker shout as him waka come inside



"the boss!!,how things nah,i yan as we begin shake



"life good bro,u guys are crook mehnnn!!!,see how everybody chicks is just swelling,no prob enjoy yourselves its Wat u work for,said striker


"abeg make ya sef comfortable make we run go prepare,i yan


"thats no prob man,any chick available?"he wink"



"em! simple!,i yan


"yes boss,he yan

"take him to those househelp room,i yan onto say nah the girls wey big mama carry come give us as domestic help nah dem everybody dey service if konji nor gree us go find runs girls,dem dey 4 girls around 25 27 years old,dem be fire! for bedmatics but non of dem fine for face only over sized br**st and backside wey go make u forget dia face matter


"wow!!!,boss man,nice one thanks mahn,striker yan as him huge muscle vibrate onto say him dey shake hand for up dey hail me



"simple later carry him go meet the girls for dia room while i rush go up,without wasting time,i rush go baff then rush outside again as i begin prepare



20mins later all of us don waka come down dey wait for striker,nah only those girls scream we just dey hear


"that striker guy bad o!,spata yan


"before nko watin u expect,i yan,i bin won stand up go call striker say the one wey him do don ok,but i sight my babe as she waka dey come down from stairs,ajebotically taking the steps one by one jejely



"hi!,she yan to my guys with better smile as spata begin turn head like standing fan dey look her till she waka come sidon for my laps



"u don wake,i yan touching her hair as the smell begin cool my system maybe she bought it from Bigsarah becos that lady eh! she get better-better hair wey she dey sell


"spata close ya mouth nah,i yan



"eh!,he yan


"closeup joor,i yan


"ogbeni nodey drop spit for my shoe joor,sentino tap him as my guy(spata) wake up from slumber nahim he come reply the babe "hi!"



"no u for leave am tomorrow ewu!,nah naw the girl greet u,Stevo yan


"watin happen sef abi nah bad thing to look fine girl eh!,as spana yan say make we no near her,at least make i use eyes tear her nah,spata yan


"hahaha!! oh my gawd you guys are just too hilarious",she yan





striker bounce outside as him continue dey struggle with him belt,nahim all of turn begin look am,he finally succeed in tying the belt well,hmmm! he sigh then carry head up as him eye jam our stare

"what!!,he yan confused onto say everybody just quiet come dey look him,he begin look us one by one till his wor-wor eye jam my babe


"whaaat dah Bleep!,this babe make mehn!!,hey sweetheart how u doing,he yan as him come meet the babe hold her hand


"hi!"she yan smiling



"what's your name,striker as



"vicky,she yan as she turn look me"i will still deal with u later,she yan to me before facing striker again


"oh! vicky you'er an angel,what a damsel yo mama gave birth to,striker yan,as vicky begin giggle ontopmy leg


"awww!,thanks,she yan



"oya make we begin go,spata snatch vicky hand comot from striker hand as him push him dey go outside


"hey babe we l'll see some other time huh!! ....striker shout


"ok byee!!!,vicky yan



"i try stand up but vicky push me go back,

"so u let another guy ask for my name in this house before u could,she yan frowning




"nah dat time i come understand watin she mean by"i will still deal with u"
oh no vex,i bin still dey plan to ask u once u wake,i yan


"and am still sleeping right,she yan



"see we go yan better later,i get business for hand wey i won go handle,"see u later i yan as i waka go outside


"not even a kiss,she yan

"when i come back i shout"



"oga spana!! make i help u collect am??,sentino shout

"and i go-go visit maya this night,i yan back



we enter moto as striker start the moto begin drive,we begin discuss dey argue from one rubbish to another,we talk-talk till we reach banana island for lagos,omo we begin another argument say nobi Nigeria we still dey , onto say lagos banana island too fine as oyinbo full everywhere




"hey! guys its ok,lets be serious now,here is big mama's home,striker yan as him stop for one big gate begin horn


one giant security guy waka come open the gate as we drive enter the compound jesuu!!
come see people wey dey chop our money,inside the compound nah three storey building,dem paint am pure white all through come use wall ties disgn the frontage like paradise,another long building dey by the side,ontop am nah chairs and something wey be like microscope for the side,nah red and white step lead go up the there


we waka come down from the moto,nahim i begin survey the whole compound as i sight security guard everywhere



striker lead us enter their guest house,omo come see choping things as GBEDU full the whole table,wine,full chicken and many-many more,we settle down as their maids begin serve us,trust guys we nor send the food as everybody settle for wine, beer and cigarette


16mins later big mama surface,everyday young,she waka majestically as her fair skin and coloured Brazilian her rhyme,tall with thick body,her makeup just compliment her already gawd given beauty as her endowment perfect her womanliness,she load well asin well loaded



"you guys are having fun already,big man yan as she come join us


"wow your husband sabi better thing o! mama,i yan



"you can say that again,she yan


"i bin won ask her wia we go-go meet those client,when she step inside the guest house,immediately our eye jam the smile wey dey her face disappear instanta as i focus my gaze on her




"she no expect to see him in her Home,but now wey she do,all the anger she bin dey get for him vanished as her breath hang,such a cute guy,no she can't watch him perish like that,for she no go fit forgive herself if watin dey future happen to him,she no fit let her ma'le succeed "No!,she murmured as she return her gaze on him again



"spana nobi u i dey follow talk big mama yan,but spana just open mouth dey look one particular direction,so big mama followed his gaze till she sight her daughter standing at her back"oh! no! she sigh"
"Cynthia what's meaning of this,why the long stare between u two!!,big mama barked at her daughter


"em!,ma! mum am sorry",she yan as she turn and dash outside instantly


"i thought i could convince her,i thought i could change her mind set towards him,but no! i was wrong,with what i saw in her eyes now,she is really in love with him,which is the last thing i would live to witness,i think its high time she join her siblings in U S A,good that would definitely solve it all"big mama conclude her thought



"striker!,big mama yan



"ma!,striker yan


"take dem to where Mrs chidinma and co log at eko and suit hotel,she yan
"spana,she halla me



"ma!,i yan



"do ya job well,i go come see una for festac,i get meeting to attend now bye she yan as she stand up and begin waka


watin concern me,i hiss as i grab the chicken begin chop,later-later striker carry us as we begin go eko hotel wia our client dem dey



to be continued



vote youngzubi for literature award

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award

Happy Sunday God bless!!!!
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:53am On Aug 12, 2018
area!!!!! tem!! tem!!! for u brotherly
i sight ugrin @donspicey
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:49am On Aug 12, 2018
Olivers2J:
I must say I love your imaginary skills....... This is a beautiful story I wish you can make something out of it because u put smiles on my (others) face.

God bless you
thanks dear

the thing is that writting stories is not what i really have passion for;but i will try to write an English story after the season 2 of sex na food to see if i can make something out of writing

am still seeking admission into the university,so i still have a long way to go, more so, i write to build my imaginary and thinking capability so as to enable me achieve my goal as a computer scientist(i have a vision to build powerful softwares)but since we dont have the facilities,empowerment and all it takes to achieve such here in nigeria i decided to help myself build my brain by writting for it requires alot of thinking and by so doing my brain would develop more and grow wide which would definitely help me build those softwares

so u see making money is not actually my main reason for writtingsmiley
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LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m): 11:49pm On Aug 11, 2018
you'er among the ghost readers in my thread,"remember u never say pkikim! after readinggrin
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m): 11:47pm On Aug 11, 2018
lol!,my guy you'er really struggling hard,not bad shaar

*****
how to get people attention and maybe just maybe their comments too

read your writeup when u must av finished writting, then ask ur sef this questions please try answering them with all sincerity becos it would help u work more

"if this story was written by another person will i read it and still come back for more? Is the story interesting enough to captivate me,will i comment to encourage the writer", "If ur answer is YES then you'er good but if u couldnt provide any answer for those questions then brotherly u need to work harder


again stop using "he" instead us "e"

use "i" instead of "me" eg me won go wrong....i won go correct!



keep it up man,add more effort dont give up,if u think PIDGIN is not ur thing asin u find it hard to express ur characters well with it"stop the story and creat another title then start all over again with English becos i have seen ur posts on webmaster,you'er good please consider writting the story in English


still ur guy youngzubi
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2018
udoka55555:
no bro..me nah new comer
I dey enjoy your story gan..

keep it up bro!!!..

make I go vote for you sharpaely
ok my man
tank u brotherly
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2018
udoka55555 are u thesame with therock55555?
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:21pm On Aug 11, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Of Cus u fit write and publish in pidgin, but you do know doing that will limit your readers and audience to Nigerians alone right? I feel ur point, no matter how tho, do what u ought to do, publish in pidgin, even hard covers.. The only problem is Nigerians don't HV time to buy books n read anymore that's why I mentioned E-pub, kindle n Amazon, worldwide audience. Let your spirit lead u
yes you'er right,ok i like ur point and i will definitely do something in English language that i would publish at least make man begin chop small from him work,can u imagine more than six sites are actually copying this my story back to back while am here cracking brain,what's ur advise on that?
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 4:28pm On Aug 11, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Hmmmmm Youngzubi, why not try write a typical novel like this, crime and sex and publish online, Epub, Amazon... so many ways you could earn from your imaginative skills, as I dey here so I knw wetin I dey talk, I dey write bfr, creativity na my nickname but laziness come make me stop n retrogress but no time fr laziness, I don Ji now.. I love how u create ur pictures of events, going back n forth from d story, From just a normal day guy, to a sex addict, hustler, kidnapper, now a kingpin in d novel.. I love how you've made everything available for this character called Spana, But can I suggest something? so far I don notice say Spans no get any weakness apart from woman, bro try not to make his weakness women, if not every hole naim go put am fr trouble.. Use something strong for the human mind, Family or Love... those are the only 2 things that can hold down a kingpin, no matter how bad they re, they don't joke with family..
oya sama me more tori jare
thank u my man,must the story be written in English before i could publish it into novel?"bro i wanna make a difference,i want to promote pidgin in nigeria


people see PIDGIN as a language for the illiterates those who have no formal education but i say very big NO!! to that



i decided to write in pidgin just to prove to everybody that we can actually achieve what we want without depending solemnly on other peoples language,everybody now blow grammar here and there as if it was part of us from the beginning but NO!!! its not


bro i still have alot of stories coming up all written in pidgin but i will still do two or more English story to show people that am also well educated so that they won't think that my choice to write in pidgin was due to lack of sound education



i have seen ur observation my man,with time i would try to change things


watch out for my next PIDGIN story coming up immediately after sex na food

I FIT BE SECOND JESUS STORY BY YOUNGZUBI

thank u God bless!

still your guy youngzubi
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:20pm On Aug 11, 2018
micynute94:
Into d minds of hustler turned thieves.. like d way u gave us an insight into what motivates them, their way of thinking - the " US" vs "them" mentality and the survival spirit. .

U r good.. Thanks for the story. Do keep it up
thank you sir,please do click on the link below to vote me for the literature award just type youngzubi there thank u!

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For The 2018 Gtbank Plc Graduate Internship Programme by Youngzubi(m): 2:50pm On Aug 11, 2018
they should just give me a loan and then leave me alone,click on my signature if u'er smiling to read more of my work
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2018
Episode..........31


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The news
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Who she be?
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Following Day
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wazobia Tv news

una goodmorming o!,our good country people,we dey live for wia armorbbery event happen yesterday nite for Netbank plc wey dey for oshodi,just after the fly over bridge,the robbery take place on Tuesday evening wey be yesterday as we take gather the tori from eye witness and some of the bank workers wey manage survive heartattack,becos nah only one Mrs adeola wey be the assistance manager die by bullet of those red eye lazy youths wey invade the bank while six of the workers wey hand nor even touch just collapse die tey tey during the robbery,even i sure say those thiefs go think say dem still dey lay down based on their order not knowing dat they don follow like dat go meet baba gawd Chai it is a pity!

as our crew dem take gather after surveying the whole scene the total number of dead body nah 16,8 soldiers wey come for rescue,2 bank works,6 security men the bank managers never surface, but searching team don begin work

stay tuned as we shift our camera enter the bank make una use eye do Christmas for una sef......





gawd go punish una,spider gang just dey start,i yan as i carry remote switch of the tv


that yesterday nah something else,as i go do one man army but e no bad shaar since i be the gang leader nah watin e suppose be,the peson wey i dey pity nah that guy wey jam me with him moto,as i drag him comot from that moto, begin reverse,i sight those soldiers running towards him,na him go carry everything,whether him know something about it or not dem go useless him destiny,i wish him save death in the hand of those nigerian soldiers,thank gawd i put fire for that him moto,incase dem begin search for others the guy fit give dem the moto details which dem go fit use locate me,so as a smart guy iimmediately i reach our junction for festac,i waka come down as i stagger go open door for the babe wey sidon for passenger side i drag her out then grab her waist as i open the moto fuel tank,i light the cigarette wey dey my pocket calculate my move then throw the cigarette inside as i carry the babe begin run, within 6 seconds the car catch fire,naso i continue running till ah reach house

ah! that reminds me,i give the babe one room that yesterday nite say make she relax dia and sleep say i go come check on her this morning so that we go fit know how far,no time to check time so i jab up from bed,sharpaly i rush enter bathing room go brush,i carry water wash face then rush enter room as i open door shuk head enter passage begin go her room

as i dey waka go her room,my guys don already wake up dey Jim for down stairs so i quick my step till i reach her door,jejely i open the door as i shuk head inside look everywhere as i see say she still dey sleep,i waka inside jejely in other not to wake her i close the door slow-slow till the door make pkakam! sound to show say him don padlock


i waka near the bed then begin survey her asset,package and em! aha! facial beauty

omo the girl skin colour nobi here o!,light skinned like oyibo people,average hight as her backside stand like Mercedes Benz,her lips come red sotey my own lips begin shake as i sight am,i can see only small part of her two melons becos of the way she take lay down dey sleep,Chai spana receive current instantly as i begin imagine my self ontop her,nah only for tv and nigerian movie i don see clean and beautiful light skinned babes like this,onto say i won gather some information wey i suppose know before touching her becos the only way to spoil or neutralize our protection nah by sleeping with a virgin girl once any of us try am the jazz go spoil, so i kukuma go sidon for one couch wey dey inside the room as i begin watch her sleep,one better idea enter my head gbam! nahim i quickly run enter kitchen go make hot coffee for her as i rush back inside the room carry the coffee keep ontop table,i waka go sidon back for the couch

with spana swelling up for my boxers i continue dey look her fresh exposed laps becos she open leg,my mind comot,i begin see myself wia i dey kiss her red abi pink lips nah when i hear goodmorming!,i jab up

"hi......i yan trying to press spana down so that she no go notice am

"how are u feeling now.......she yan onto say i dey waka with one leg that yesterday after her boyfriend abi brother won use him moto scatter my body parts

"oh! i dey ok now,forget that accident matter i be tough guy, dat one nah just small matter, i yan



"hmm! really?"....she yan


"sure"....i yan


"yea! thats true simply becos i witnessed it yesterday,infact i love your toughness!,you'er just superb,can u imagine after we got here yesterday night even with the fact that you'er still a stranger to me,i slept off thinking about you,i mean all my thoughts just kept revolving around you,your body structure,your handsome and above all your toughness to be sincere you really got my heart beating fast.......she yan


"wow so u mean say nah my matter just dey ur head....i yan

"yup,do you know that u actually saved me from being kidnapped!...she yan

"what!,u mean say that guy nobi ya boyfriend.....i yan


"no he is but he is a cultist,we hand a very big misunderstanding that yesterday,he was actually taking me to an unknown destination after he successfully forced me inside his car,becos he was in a hurry to avoid being caught he increased his speed to the extend that he couldn't stop the car when he saw u that yesterday and the least he could do was to hit u off the road but the explosions he saw made him stop,he was about to reverse when u suddenly appear from no where and drag him off,thats why i said that you'er tough!...she yan smiling


"wow!,i nor fit believe o!,oya carry that cup there i don make morning tea for u,i yan pointing at the tray wey dey ontop table while using my second hand to hide spana


"awww!,so sweet! uh! uh! so u want me to go get it,its not fair why won't u just be a perfect gentle man and kindly bring it for me,...she yan making a baby face


"eh! i yan as i look spana Chai the idiot still stand like electric pool,e nor even pity my condition go down small

"em! u say watin?,,,i yan

"u heard me,she yan


"but"


"please!!!"

"hia!,ok ok!,i yan as i manage stand up omo spana stand kakaraka as e push my boxers front nahim i dey back spana long go front inside my shokoto


"wwwwaat!!"....she yan rubbing her eyes


"em! no mind no vex nah the tea be this,i yan as i grab the Tea cup forward am to her


"so you'er naughty too!,you have been staring at my body right? becos thats the only thing that can give you such arousal,she yan


"i nor dey hear English o!,just drink ya tea,i yan as i go sidon for chair cross leg


she sip the coffee two times and drop it,she stand up and smile at me as she cat walk come stand for my front


what's your name sweetheart?,omo as she take yan the thing eh!,my brain begin search for my name

em! u mean my name,asin my real name?.....i yan foolishly becos only her cool saint alone dey burst my brain


"any one"..she yan

"ok i be spana"


"u mean spana asin s.p.a.n.a...she yan

"yes s.pp.a spana nahim........i yan


"hahaha!,funny guy,she loose her gown as the thing fall off,jeessuu! i begin struggle to breath well

"hmm do u like what you'er seeing tough guy,she yan smiling


"pass my papa sef,see you'er not from this planet i swear,if nah to kill me dem send u then call dem for phone say mission don accomplish becos"i rush her as i jab her up carry her go bed sharpaly,hungrily i begin swallow spit as i tear off her pants and bra

o boy come see watin i dey see,this babe just too much infact big mama daughter nah obasanjo for this babe,abi konji don cover my eyes

i nor even remember to ask her if she still be virgin as i seize her lips begin suck am piom! piom!,u need to see how my mouth just dey make sound as i kiss her


as time goes on i begin slow down little by little make the fire begin burn slow-slow so that e go last,i comot mouth from her own as i look her two standing melons wey just dey point my face,her nipples come pink jessu!!!,like say dem nack me jazz i begin nod head as i dey look am


"handle them please!!!!"...she yan


"piam!! i shuk mouth for one use hand grab one as i begin press am like gear,then suck my my sorrow away from the other one,she begin vibrate under my body as her angelic voice begin let out a very soft sweet moan wey komot my brain pkata-pkata



as i tire for that one i move Dow for more,trust me nah,i pat her thick hot legs wide as her pinkish hole appear like chicken yansh wey breeze expose,no invitation card needed as i humble myself begin suck her ponani,sobintocal things for clean babes,abeg to my guys out there no near agnness type


"she release 12mins later nahim i look her face,she close eyes tight as tears dey drop comot for her eyes


"please do it now,.....she yan with her eyes still closed


"sharpaly before nepa go take light,i free spana from my boxers,rub am small before i lower my self lay down ontop her, onto say i won dey handle her two melons as i waya her toto


gently i push spana in..

" uuhhhhh!!!!"she moan open eyes wide as she grab my hand hold am tight


"i push spana deeper omo she tight gan!

""mmmmmmm!!!!! oh! my gawd!,she moan

"thank gawd she still collect more of spana so i continue going inside till i reach her round about


"ohhh! no!!! fvck mee!!,she shout


"i carry moral begin bang her with speed,i be Mr rough rider,she sabi scream nobi small,any way she be aje-butter unlike agnness wey go dey sleep even if u shuk tv antenna enter her toto "for wia!"



she begin rub my chest as i waya her dey sweat like zombie,my guys dey do lift up for Jim room wey dey down stairs while i dey do upliftment for Jim heaven wey dey upstairs" dia father!"


mm!! ahhh!,..i just yan as i close eyes dey enter her holiness ,nothing sweet pass toto jare


we change position as i come lai down nahim she open eyes look spana wey stand like asho rock


"waaaaat!!"....she shout,
so she never see spana since sef


"watin i manage ask her



"oh! never mind.....she yan as she climb ontop my bodyy,she wide her leg come position spana for centre gently her toto begin swallow spana till e no fit swallow again


ouch!! mmm!!,she carry head up begin moan



i circle my hand for her waist,grab her tight as i begin bang her with force pkspkapkapkapka!!!!!!



aaaaahhhhh uuuhhhhh aaahh!! ooohh!! mmmyyy!!! gggaawdd!!!!!!,,,she just dey scream



i just dey waya dey go till my phone begin ring ontop the couch,she release after 35mins of banging,i still leave spana inside her till she recover,nahim i come stand up lai her down gently use bedshit to cover her as i wear my boxers waka go check my phone wey don dey ring for the fifth time now



hello!,...i yan enter the phone as i waka go outside close her door






pleas go vote youngzubi for the literature award thank u gawd bless!

to be continued
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LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m):
ur story is interesting but u too dey mix things up,
take for example that name" oboy" e dey confuse peson u for use something like SkyB,phyno or Tboy

that ur first line should av been written this way: Naso me and my guy skyB enter road begin go rumours hotel for festac,onto say nah youngzubi fuckup we won go treat,skyb just dey para for the okada man say make him waya better speed trust all those aboki wey dey ride okada the guy tear one kind speed eh! to the extent that i begin say my last prayer incase peson follow like that go heaven,in no time we reach rumours hotel as skyb jump down nahim my eye jam the banner wey dem paste for the hotel gate...... .......


so bro try giving more details so dat ya readers go dey flow with u

look my PIDGIN compare am with dat ur first line


stay blessed still your guy youngzubi

keep it up with Time u go fall in line brotherly
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:11pm On Aug 10, 2018
joeworipre:
Still a fan but some of us got hooked to the story because of Spana's sex escapades the hilarious and arousing way you told it. We've not seen much of that in a while, Find a way to spice things up every now and then. Thumbs up
if i stop the sex adventure of spana then the story useless becos thats the main thing,sex scenes still plenty like water!!!!

even the next update don cook well with another sex adventure"spana is on it again!"so relax e go land tomorrow
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m): 8:05pm On Aug 10, 2018
tem!!! tem!!!! area!!!!!

guy nah u fuckup o!!!,why u nor halla me since,how u go start this kin GBEDU without inviting ur man i dey vex o!

i love ya ego my man,as u decide to support the move by writing in pidgin,now i know say am not alone,make we show dem say we fit achieve watin dem achieve with their grammatic English,we go achieve am with our naija PIDGIN


but my guy u still get plenty work to do as ur writeup fit give ya readers headache,as a pidgin writer i understand the information wey u dey try pass,but for u to make ya readers flow as dem read each line of ya writeup u need to add more effort by applying better English lines to ur writing,if u want make your viewers always come back for more after dem don come view


stop using aboki PIDGIN,nahim be watin i observe as i read some few lines,try make your pikin clean,make e nor dey sound too local,also try apply rugged words and slance wey go make ya characters look rugged!



guy watin e take dey your head,u get the talent nah to build am u need,so as i don show eh!,we die here i nor go any wia!,am ready to lead u through; as time goes on i go dey teach u how we take dey run things so relax my man
cool down and work on those things i don mention,i go dey yan u more tem!!! tem!! for u okafor your mama born correct pikin jare

PIDGIN all the way!!!!

still ya guy youngzubi
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LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by Youngzubi(m): 4:47pm On Aug 10, 2018
good work!,just started reading but with what av read so far,man you'er talented
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:00pm On Aug 10, 2018
Episode.......30


please take one minute to vote youngzubi for the literature award click on the link below

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mission possible
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I look back as i sight Stevo well positioned,him focus on the camera wey dey ontop the sniper with one eye closed then the other eye open"good @stevo i whisper enter the Bluetooth"

"yes boss"..he yan


"spata!"


"yes boss"


"first thing u go do once the atmosphere don clear nah to blow that security door wey lead inside the bank.....i yan


"noted"....he yan



"erotic!"

"yes!"...


"coordinate everybody wey dey that ATM machine,i know say all of dem go begin run once we enter,so make sure u treat their fuckup,if anybody disregard blow him head off!,no time to check time!


"ok boss!....



with dat,me,spata,erotic and sentino begin waka near the bank,one security guy wey sidon for plastic chair,him keep ak 47 ontop him laps as him dey poff cigarette

he jab up instantly him eye jam us in a swift motion he position his gun as him begin scatter bullet for our body tatatatatatata!!!!!!!!!


after him don waste bullet finish nahim come stop,but watin him expect nobi watin him see as all of us just stand dey look am like say nah toy gun him use dey shoot us,he look left,look right as him pick race


"Stevo clear him"....i yan i never finish sef as the guy head scatter!

"good job!"


like shield for WWE wrestling,we match forward scatter their gate then bounce inside as people wey full for ATM stand scatter

four security men surface instantly,like say dem don do the practical within a second dem circle us as we stand for their middle

"Stevo!"


"sir"

"hold ya fire"

"eh!"


"just hold am,i won observe something"...i yan enter the Bluetooth onto say i never want make him shoot any of dem



i watch as their oga,him go be around 50yrs old with bar head like grinding stone,him beards don over grow as the thing no gree peson see him mouth,tall,dark as him two eyes enter inside,him light cigarette begin smoke as him step out

"una don enter lions den today,just begin ya last prayer,2mins remain before i go send una go heaven....he yan


"rubbish,i hiss"Stevo! clear dem!"


from no wia bullet begin hit dem,the man turn only to see him boys full ground as their brain scatter every wia


"my guys separate immediately as each of dem go begin do as i already instruct dem


the man turn as him sight only me standing for him front,he comot dagger from him pocket,he rush me as he force the knife enter my belle,he comot am then repeat am again for seven times but nothing do me,blood no even dey the knife sef,the man shift back as bullet from no wia scatter him head

"correct!".....i hail Stevo


"nah my duty!"...he yan




i look the atm side as i sight everybody laying down flat facing the floor with erotic pointing gun for their head"keep ya eyes on dem erotic,i yan

"ok boss"erotic whisper enter Bluetooth



i begin waka enter inside the bank,spata don already blow their security door as him and sentino don dey operate inside


as enter nahim i see as everybody lay down flat for ground,dem plenty,even the bank workers and people wey come deposit money

"wia the manager!!!..i shout

"boss come hear watin this goat dey yan o!....sentino yan



i move go meet him wia him stand hold one lady with pistol wey him point for her head


"watin??....i yan as i near dem


"i bin dey ask dem to provide their manager since but she just dey talk rubbish.....sentino yan


madam wia una manager?....i shout


please believe me,he didnt come to work today,he actually went on trip to dubia yesterday....she yan with her leg shaking


who be him assistance??....i yan


"i sir!.....she yan


"good,wia una vault dey....i yan

em! sir its only the manager that have access to it....she yan,the thing vex me die,i for shoot her but onto say she fit be the only peson wey go sabi open their vault nahim i cool down,i waka go drag one young cashier up


now look me i shout ontop the lady head,as she look my side


i tear the young guy one hot slap,as the thing carry him head go jam for wall,i waka go drag him up again"open ya mouth i shout

the guy open mouth as i put my pistol inside him mouth pooaa!!! i release bullet inside him mouth as blood scatter ontop their desk,the guy use back land on the floor,as the woman scream ahhhhhh!!!



shut up!!!!!...i shout


now u don see say we mean business,nobi film we come act hia,so wia una vault dey for the last time!!...i shout


i dont know!!!!...the woman shout with her lips shaking maybe na fear,but she still dey prove strong head


my eye red instantly as i rush the woman piam! i kick her leg comot from ground as she do back flit go jam head for table,i rush her again as i use my small knife tear her clothes off,i just have to wicked the lady becos time don dey go anything fit happen

i naked the lady as i waka go meet one guy wey lay down for floor,i comot him belt,then waka go meet the woman


lay down flat onto that table, i shout!,she still dey prepare to carry out the order,but watin dey give her moral wey she just dey do like say she get spare life for house


with vex i begin wipe the ego comot for her body till she begin beg


blood begin rush out from her nose,mouth as she lay down for ground dey point some wia


"hello boss!....simple yan enter the Bluetooth



"watin!".....i reply


"i just sight one fat man now, him wear suit,him follow back of the bank tear race enter one bullet proof moto as dem speed off,with my observation na their manager be that.......simple yan



"shiitt!!"....i shout as i waka go drag the lady up,she direct me enter one room like dat

remove that AC on the wall she yan

i tear one better blow ontop the AC as everything scatter,something like glass come dey for the wall as the AC scatter finish


she stagger go there then begin draw something like pattern for the glass like magic the wall shift go one side as one big iron surface,for the body e carry botton wey dem write 123 to 9 and 0 then one big botton wey dem write enter

she press 18 digits then press enter botton as the iron open,money just full every wia,well arranged in bundles


"simple i yan enter the Bluetooth"


"yes boss"....he yan


"drive the lexus inside".....i yan


"ok boss".he yan


"Stevo!"...i whisper


"sir!"...he yan


"keep at alert,simple don comot, blow anybody wey surface at all!,make sure nobody enter inside the bank...i yan

"noted boss"...he yan



"within few seconds simple rush inside with two 1000kg bag,sharp sharp we load the bags with money as spata,simple and sentino drag am outside enter the lexus


i look the lady,i for no shoot her but for the fact she lie give me come delay me join,i place the pistol ontop her head as i blow her skull"never tamper with a man wey hold gun,always put ya life and survival first gawd punish you! i yan as bounce outside

erotical!!! go enter moto i shout as him leave those people wey dey lay down for atm stand go enter moto



i waka go meet dem as i sight soldier truck with 8 soldier dead body for ground,i look Stevo as him smile do thump up"good job bro i yan as we shuk head enter moto,we release bullet for sky as we zoom off


our moto increase speed immediately we burst out for express,we begin drive roughly as some moto begin park oneside for us to drive pass

25mins later we sight two soldier amurd truck chasing us

i yan spata say make him change direction since nah dem carry the money,while i continue driving straight with golden dragon so that dem no go chase spata

40mins of long chase dem begin fire bullet for our moto but e just useless becos our moto nah bullet proof we sef nah bullet proof

still running from one street to another with those soldiers,1:23mins later i receive call from spata say dem don reach house,then i stop our moto for road yan Stevo say make dem drive dey go house as i stand for middle of the road with two explosive for my hand,golden dragon zoom off leaving white smoke everywhere


i don already calculate my moves,since their truck dey high i go fit pass under freely


their truck begin surface with great speed as their full light nor gree me see well,so i use my hand to shed my face as dem begin shoot me from different direction,bullet just dey tear my body like rain,i begin wonder the kind blood and mark wey go dey that tree body by now


the truck driver notice say those bullet no do me anything, as i expect him,nah watin i know say him go won do,he increase him speed with aim to jam me,i smile as i prepare for action

the truck near me just small make him jam me nahim i dive enter under the truck,sharpaly i magnet one explosive under the truck as the heat of the engine won suffocate me,i still lai down flat for ground waiting for the second truck, the idiot driver won use him tyer smash my head as him sight me laying down for ground but i quickly shift as the truck speed pass, since i nor fit put the second explosive under the truck,i quickly throw am enter inside the truck as the soldiers wey dey inside throw am back for me omo i tear race i no know say moto dey come with speed for my back just for me to turn nahim the moto hit me gboooooo!!!!,i land inside gutter as i quick press the explosion botton gbooaaaa !!!! the first truck catch fire as human parts begin fly enter different direction

the moto wey jam me still dey try reverse,i quickly rush the driver as i drag him outside,without wasting time i enter the moto reverse and zoom off festac straight,nah wen i don enter road dey tear better speed as fresh air begin cool my body,i look the passenger sit as my eyes jam one beautiful babe wey sidon jeje for passenger front seat

"what!!! ,....i shout


"please!! dont kill me!!!.....she scream

to be continued.....


click on the link to vote youngzubi for the literature award thank you jah bless!

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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:45pm On Aug 09, 2018
Episode ..............29





life goes on!
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for a gang to always succeed in dia mission,spiritual consultation suppose be secondary issue,onto say na naija we dey,everybody get him own jazz,some dey wear am for body,some dey swallow am while some people na ju-ju him self


watin i dey try make una understand be say,we nor fit put our hope of survival ontop that ritual protection wey we carry out,if care is not taken one day go be one day we go jam peson or gang wey get stronger power and protection then we own, then monkey go-go' market him nor go return,if people like the great anini fit fall then any better-sensed peson suppose know say jazz get expiry date,so as a gang we focus our main means of survival ontop our human abilities
onto say nobody have ever been born with gun for him hand to become a great assassin,we make ourselves watin people call us,supernatural powers dey exist only in cartoon network,nor go try such nonsense here in naija except you want make ya own witch hang for electric pool,this one na reality nobi Commando film


as the gang leader my top priority nah to always see say the gang succeed in every mission,brain work nah my own,as assassins nor dey write down their plans ontop paper,everything nah metal calculation,so your ability to calculate,put things together within seconds determines how great you be in the field of assassination"
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bobo wake me this morning with better banging for my door,ontop say nah drug enhanced sleep i enter yesterday after my ma'le yan that heartbreaking news,i sleep without dreaming at all,u fit call am empty dream


gboo!!!! gboo!! gboo!!!,he jam three heavy banging for my door, viam! i jab up as headache wey dey ring like alarm begin samah my head,i manage drag myself go unlock door


guy watin dey sup nah.......bobo yan as him enter with better smile for him face,i notice say him don go plate hair again,like i yan una before,bobo yellow sotey people come dey mistake am for white people,him tall come slim with pointed noise wey be like pencil,i swear if to say i be woman eh! i for don toast him tey tey!grin


nna guy!,guy! my ma'le don burst rain ontop my dry weed o!....i yan as i scratch my afro hair wey don rough finish


bro forget that level,spata don explain how e take happen give us,whether nah u give am belle or not,acceptance dey ya hand!,your mama nor fit make choice for you,as you don turn to a man dey hustle to feed your sef,you get the 100% permission to make your own decision since you nor dey under your mama wing again,so tear that level joor!!......bobo yan as him bring out some paper



nah true talk,infact i go kukuma comot mind ontop that matter make dem sort themselves out jare.........yan as i collect the papers from bobo


bro my visa don click o!!.......bobo yan with better smile for him face



eh!! o boy thank gawd for u,wow very soon u go turn chinanian........i yan


olodo labata!.......bobo yan



i be olodo " good,oya teacher correct me.....i yan


em! nobi say i nor sabi am o! but forget am for now.....he yan



ewu! wey yellow like oyibo,abeg go sidon jare!......i yan
just go begin thank gawd say ya visa don work


nah u i go dey thank,watin my paper nor fit do for me,my own blood brother nor even gree make we come dey visit him since he marry,but see as u just do me like your own brother,my dream to travel go China for years nahim you just help me achieve without me begging,see brotherly i go always appreciate this thing u do for me till i die......bobo yan as we shake hand


guy no talk like that,nah we'we so relax,help wey man give him fellow man nah "take and hold for me"becos wen the peson raise him go surely remember your help and go double am for u,so my man we go celebrate am before u travel.....i yan


ok bro,make i go do some quick runs,i fit log for hotel and return tomorrow morning.........he yan as him comot




after eating that morning,i bin dey plan to do small travel since we never get any mission when better idea enter my head nahim i gather my guys for parlour



"great be the spider gang"...i shout

"one spirit one soul!!".....they respond


i greet una my brothers brothers,as we all don agree to do this thing together,we all make up our mind say nah either we hama or we die trying, but if no life must be wasted then no time go be wasted,as una leader i won begin see una abilities,e go useless and dey senseless for us to just carry gun jump into mission without any experience on fire to fire battle,we need to train our mind well,we need to get some moral and at least get small taste on how gun mission take be before the real mission



better idea!"......Stevo yan


ah trust spana,nahim make me dey respect am,him sense nobi hia o!......simple yan


good,so my suggestion be say tonight we go begin our mission,we need to face gun battle small in other to get ourselves prepared,we go rob bank this night........i yan


" correct!!!........erotic yan


" supported boss!!!........sentino stretch out him hand as everybody do thesame we seal the idea


for now i go give una position and duty post based on una physical Appearance since i never see watin una dey capable of which is the main purpose of this idea,during the mission i go dey watch everybody's move,your performance go determine the position wey i go put you



so Stevo since u no slim u no fat and u sabi target well,you go dey handle the sniper,your position nah to always stay far away from the premises wia we go dey operate,make sure wia u go hide go give u clear and better view of the compound wia we won go operate,make sure u clear any opponent wey surface or block our wey from wia u go hide.......i yan to Stevo


yes boss your wish na my command.......Stevo yan


good.....i reply



"simpl!!"


yes boss!!".........simple yan



u go be our watch dog,your position nah to stay outside,dey watch how people around take dey react ontop our presence,if any officer or security personnel surface your job nah to alert us,never you dare follow us in,no matter what,just hang outside dey shuk head piom piom enter different direction to see if anything won happen,make sure to alert us of any danger so we go fit find our way,hope u understand??


sure boss,i be spy,i be the watch dog wey go dey sniff around once i perceive any danger i go halla una through our Bluetooth communication.....simple yan


"good!"......i yan


then sentino,spata,erotic and me go enter inside onto say four of us get thesame hug body stature,we go face our opponent face to face,and you sentino since you be banker u suppose sabi everything about them,so nah u go handle their manager,make sure say him open their vault......i yan


no le'le boss,watch and see,i go do my part exactly as u yan.....sentino yan



correct!,great be the spider gang"....i shout




"one spirit!! one soul!!!!"

erotic run go carry wine as we begin celebrate


later-later sentino waka go back to him house tho him dey live with us but onto say him never pack out,he normal visit there once in a while,while me and spata go bar go Cruz,we just relax dey enjoy the cool music till others later come join us even sentino



we begin drink dey chop pepper soup,till around 4:00 nahim we settle our bill shuk head enter house


within 25mins everybody don change into our uniform,black all through with spider logo on our back ,i bring out the spider cross like chaplet share am to eveeybody nahim be our connection to that tree wey go dey receive every pain or bullet wey hit us


e get one special car wey big mama give us,the car is specially designed to hide weapons nobody fit discover weapons wey dey inside the moto,no matter how dem take search am dem nor fit see anything ,so we hide all our weapons ranging from,4 pistol,1 sniper and 8 AK 47

Stevo,sentino and simple use one lexus while me,spata and erotic use the golden dragon,nahim be the name wey we give the special car, onto say him bonnet resemble dragon teeth as the moto carry golden colour



1:55hrs later,we reach our destination,omo e no easy o!,as the place far from festac,we choose far place onto security reason


within 9seconds Stevo don already position himself opposite the bank

i look as everybody follow my instructions without delay,nahim i yan enter the Bluetooth wey dey my ear"una don set?"


"yes boss"dem whisper enter their own Bluetooth"


like the shield for wwe wrestling we match forward with our guns well positioned,powaa!! we scatter dia gate as people wey lineup for ATM stand scatter!


to be continued



click on the link to vote youngzubi

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.230
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 1:43pm On Aug 09, 2018
swiz123:
swiz123 i use this medium to thank u for the mistakes which u pointed out,i worked on this update with reference to those mistakes u pointed out,as a writer i totally understood ur point thank u once again for the love,please do read the update and give me a feedback also point out any other area u felt i should work on thank u






jah bless!!!!!!!!
@ youngzubi

Your narrative is getting better and more realistic. However, you must improve your descriptive ability.

Starting from your characters, your readers can't even tell what they look like. You've never given any detailed description of any of them. I think big mama needs one.

Buying that duplex is your biggest achievement so far; yet, you couldn't even spare a paragraph to describe what the duplex looks like.

A writer's ability to give detailed description makes him stand out. I sincerely hope you improve on that.

Lastly, if you want to contract the words 'you are ', the correct way to write it is : 'you're'. As a writer, using "u'er' undermines your ability. Never make such 'cheap' mistake again.
i owe u a lot brother,i never realise all these,u just opened my eye and to be sincere,you'er right

i will take my time to work more and would definitely try as much as possible to shed more light on how each of my main characters looks like


i respect u brother,thanks for the responds

am still a learner and would get better just like u said,so bear with me,only u the readers can see the mistakes
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:14am On Aug 09, 2018
tojahh:
Youngzubi, wetin make me vote you na the consistency at which you dey update.. show say you carry us for mind. But this dope update come get as e be as you come begin halla and throw big big insult for Ma'le. E no go well as a real Warri wey we be so. Tem Tem we get respect for Ma'le na unto say na them be the first love wey we sabi.

On a serious note, try make you no dey present the writer as person wey no get respect and as such Warri youth as people wey dey insult their Ma'le. Make we learn lesson.

AREA! I pin for Udu Road
great observation bro,but the story get wia e dey head to,infact in other not to begin bore una wey dey read am i won begin work towards the ending becos the story get season two, i go make the lessons more clear in the ending so relax my man

for the too much insult i go work on it,so dat e nor go too much next time,but the insult was needed in dat area

thank u still ur guy youngzubi
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RomanceRe: Prophet Ivwananji Charles Mwale In Nude Photos Scandal With Married Woman by Youngzubi(m): 6:28pm On Aug 08, 2018
rubbish the pictures was saying something else while the headline was saying another thing

ok she said she want it to be secret but those pictures was snapped by a third party rubbish!!!!!!!!!


rubbisshh rubbisshh!!!!!






papa ko,omo kekere ni see him head like premature coconut!!!!!!! ya father!!!!! for making me stress my eye trying to see through those painted parts!!grin

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