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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 1:50am On Aug 05, 2018
stevodot22:
Boss you get mouth die. I just like spans, the guy no dey selfish at all and he dey carry his guys along .well done youngzubi.
u get mouth jare nothing do u
PhonesRe: Ways Your Smartphone Is Violating Your Privacy by Youngzubi(m): 8:38pm On Aug 04, 2018
so should i throw my MTN simcard away?

maybe if i start using memory card they won't have access to my privacy again rubbish



so why is it that people get lost with their phone without anybody knowing their where about,its one of the biggest and top advert on AIT (missing person) why can't the network provider provide their where about rubbisssss!!!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:19pm On Aug 04, 2018
Damibiz:
Spana a kpincus na 5 nd 6..Damibiz is back
o boy!!!! we go poff jombo this night nah!

wia u shuk head enter since?

oya go vote me first for the award
then we go yan bettersmiley


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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Unfollows Real Madrid On Social Media by Youngzubi(m): 3:59pm On Aug 04, 2018
that's what it suppose to be nah,the guy don port so everything ports even all the goals real Madrid suppose to score this season follow am port toogrin
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
Episode................24




assembly of the rugged
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Last day in oga landlord house
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yesterday night eh!,nah story for another day,my guys rugged as dem land for lagos,immediately after the call with spata,i comot from the new house begin go meet dem,spata sef nah one kin peson as him carry dem shuk head enter blue-carnival hotel


as babes dey always full blue-carnival like fly nahim my guys begin code dem after we don drink tire!,trust warri guys,dem nor dey take eye see fresh babes even the ones wey wor wor sef as long as say dem get toto"end of discussion"


like point and kill they begin select their choice till five of dem carry their choice as spata clear the bill omo straight to festac wia my new house dey


after driving like mad goat spata together with taxi wey we chater drive enter my house for festec,onto say i no go like sleep for festac today i yan the taxi man say make him wait becos i go still follow am go back to my old house



we never even settle Down as show begin,sex party nobi small,spata eye me as he drag Stella go up stairs like say him sabi wia him dey go


onto say i won look bad boys do their good things small i kukuma relax for parlour as olosho moan fill every wia

bobo nah fire fire o!,Chai my bros use one leg stamp stand as him part the girl laps pkapkapkapkapka!!!! nahim be the only sound wey i dey hear from every corner



Chai konji nah bastered as spana won tear my trousers,o boy i save my soul as i type quick massage send to spata say i go sleep for our formal place and i go dey land next morning with all my properties


i waka go outside as me and the taxi man drive go my formal house

we finally reach by 10:15pm
i jump down,pay the taxi man as i open gate enter compound


onto say i go need to inform oga landlord say i dey pack comot the next day i kukuma waka go him apartment straight

ko ko ko!...........i knock for door as her angelic voice shout ta'ni (who is that) from inside


nah me o!,spana ya neighbour.......i yan


ok i dey come........she yan as she open the door,she stand between the small space as she hold the door handle


annabel how u dey........i yan



i dey o!,as u take leave me nah........she yan

ehn! nahim be say u go still be virgin nah,if to say nah as i take leave u,u still dey............i yan as she smile come frown face use her hand hit me for chest


crazy guy,u don spoil finish o!...... she yan



spoil ko!,i be good guy o!,Ehen! wia ya papa dey nah,i been won see him........i yan


my dad travelled to abeokuta this evening.......she yan


ah ah!,hope all is well sha?..........i yan




yes o!,nah their love matter jare,my ma'le people won settle the palava between him and my mama so dat dem go fit stay together again.......she yan



oh!,ok nah better thing e be,i been won tell him say i go pack out tomorrow..........i yan as her eyes open wide




pack out?..........she yan



yes,i don buy my own house for festac so i go carry my things go there tomorrow morning........i yan


wow! so nah just few months u won spend with us,hmm nah good thing sha,but i go miss u die make i no lie u bros.........she yan




no worry i go give u my address so u go fit come dey visit me..........i yan


ok o!.......she yan




i waka enter my house as she close her door,nah tomorrow i go alert sentino based on the latest happening


i nor even bother to enter room as i balance for parlour,viaaa!!! i enter dream land omo nah warri i dey ontop agnness o!,chai i just dey sleep with better smile for face




around 1:00am for midnight i her as peson samah better gentle knock for my door,i been dey think say nah just noise but as the knock sound again and again,i jab up instanta as i look time 1 oclock ah!ah!,nah who come dey knock my door by this time


jejely i enter kitchen go grab broom for sef defence incase if nah night visitors,omo i go samah dem with the broom


who dey dia??............i yan as i put ear for door


spana open up it's me annabel........she yan


to be continued


take 1 minute of ya time and vote youngzubi for the literature award jah bless

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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:06am On Aug 04, 2018
Asek1 abeg nah two times ya vote i nor say nah network cause am but go modify one by writing anything u like just make sure u nor write youngzubi in one of dem

thank u my man
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:36pm On Aug 03, 2018
princetemitee:
Youngzubi Guy Wey Never Dull Him Self,, Where Is Spata I Never Her Him Name For This One O, cheesy
shey nah front page u dey readshocked

spata wey carry him moto enter warri
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:00pm On Aug 03, 2018
Artzdanielsz:
I can't believe that my first comment is to complain but bros must you quote the whole bible.
Op I have been silently following your work and it is magnifique
shocked shocked
all nah commentgrin

I'm glad u'er now part of us
welcome onboard broda!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
episode.........22/23



click on the link to vote youngzubi for the literature award

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continues
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still the GBEDU!!!i
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her face glitter like chicken yansh,her gbeducious lips alone sent my brain into coma as i begin wonder how gawd take create some people,no i been think say gawd no dey do partial,this girl just too fine,my perfect kind of woman




she look him from head to toe,just her perfect match,she nor fit head the kin excitement wey dey her body as she finally set her eyes on him again,she been dey hide from him since the show palava,how she won take approach him after disgracing him in dat kin public show'nah watin she dey always wonder anything she won encourage herself go meet him,only if he fit leave this him wayward life,only if he sabi watin dey await am for future,him for just back out,him for just change this him rubbish lifestyle, for her mama"big mama" don waste many of him type in the past,she don see how her mother(big mama) take waste so many young handsome guys just like this one,her ma'le go just use dem achieve all she want she go waste their life like fowl,many of dem don reach hell fire tey tey,now nah this handsome young guy who her heart dey beat for,but the guy nah bastared,if not" how normal person go dey date vice governor wife,her own mother! no!!,if not for the soft spot wey she been dey get for him,him for don become past tense tey tey!,she no even know how she dey feel now,the guy is just a bastared
will big mama waste spana like others,only time go tell!






ah!ah why this babe just dey look me like tv since,me sef been dey admire her beauty but as things take dey go now eh!,her look look don too much e don pass admiration,so i decide to waka go meet her at least make we greet nah





she watch him as he contemplate something then shake head as him begin waka come her side,oh! no move the car now! go!,she yan to her two guards as they zoom off!!




ah!! ah! watin happen nah,why she shout say make dem drive comot like dat,mtcheew!! nawa for all this aje-bo babes,
dem too dey carry vex for mind,so she never forgive me sef,but nobi my fault,nah she wey nor tell me say we go perform together dat day so i for kukuma sidon for house,nah me wey she disgrace pass sef,anyway i nor dey in a hurry to get her,with time we go sabi each other well,i go kneel down beg am becos nah only she dey make my heart beat somehow"nah only time e go take" i conclude as i dust the dirty wey dem motor splash for my body

Chai see as she just delay me finish,how far,we nor even say to each other"rubbish"i hiss



e nor tey as i sight one taxi,no need to stand dey wait as i begin waka go meet am



oga u dey go?............i yan to the taxi driver

where?.......he yan

fabian hotel.............i yan


ok,enter the door is open..........he yan as i drag the wor wor door open

i balance well as the taxi tear head enter road

hmmm! that big mama daughter eh!, e get somethin wey she been dey wonder abi reason,that her long stare don pass admiration o!,no e carry wait

but whatever the thing be,i be man,after all i don see alot pass through hell,so nothing wey fit shake me,after all i get my own backup plan incase things go wrong between me and big mama,nahim make me like myself i dey always plan ahead of time,i dey always watch my back nah all this quality make me total different from spata

make we dey roll first as things go dey unfold,as far say the hustle still dey pay,that one nahim sure pass,everyother thing nah secondary becos nah something go still kill a man




oga we don reach o!..............taxi man yan onto say we don arrive fabian classic hotel



ah!, oga nah how much......i yan


nah 5000...........the taxi man yan as i deep hand comot my wallet and pay him



the taxi man zoom off as i begin waka near the hotel gate

ah!,i been don forget that security lady matter o!,Chai how i go take enter without her seeing me...
but that one nor suppose be matter,i reason as i begin bounce well dey enter the hotel

as fate take dey plan things,nah she be the first person wey ah jam

hello Mr handsome..........she yan with better smile wey super glue for her face


i dey,how work dey go nah............i yan


work dey stressful o!...........she yan


Ehen! but at least e nor dey boring.......i yan


ah! somehow boring too...........she yan


boring?,with all this figure,up and down heavily loaded,u still dey yan me say ya day dey boring chai! begin do well o!.........i yan as she begin laff out her destiny


we talk small as i promise to halla her when i reach house,thank gawd dem nor do long searching today as i begin enter the hotel

i enter inside go relax as i order for wine wey i use dey cool my mind ontop big mama pikin matter,i still dey sip my wine when white long moto shey nah limozeal abi watin be the name again the moto long sha as e tear head enter the hotel


i watch as some security guard scatter every wia,each one taking dia position even two waka come inside the hotel,him use something like ear piece halla the one wey stand outside say the coast clear


the side door open as Florida step out,she too fine jare,come see killer shape,e come be like say nah imaginative drawing becos her figure perfect die!

like queen wey she be,she begin cart walk enter the hotel with her guards following her like disciples


she begin turn head from one direction to another,i nor say nah me she dey fin,so i shayo my wine finish onto say e nor cheap so i no fit waste am


hello!!,......i yan

wow! look who we have here!......she yan


hmm i sigh as she waka come my side,she peck me and i return am, as she take dey smile,i Kukuma know say she dey fall wella

lets go up.........she yan as we waka hand in hand dey waka


with her guards standing for entrance,me and she waka enter inside her private loge,nah dia i nor say heaven dey this earth
come see how house suppose be


hope u like here........she yan as we settle down for the sitting room


why not,here fine die!,e just resemble heaven.......i yan

like seriously!"hahaha!........ she yan........her laugh sweet me die as her rich perfume begin enter my nose Chai only dat one fit make u fall inlove sef


lets move to the dining,we gat alot to eat as we discuss.......she yan,nah dat time i look dining come see different gbedu wey full the table, omo nah to kill warm o!



we settle as we begin chop

so tell me what's your name.....she yan

i be spana...... i yan her with better chicken laps for my hand


spana!......that sound unusual,she yan



yes but when time come e go usual........i yan


pardon?..........she yan



em! flo-ri-da u nor sabi pidgin?......i yan



hmm! i can hear it buh hard for me to speak,am black American,but i spent almost all my life her in nigeria becos my mum is a nigerian while my dad is a black American.........she yan



oh! no wonder,ehen! i been dey see am for your body........i yan



abi nah.......she yan


watin u talk now.........i yan as the PIDGIN wey she drop enter me


no mind me jare,am a pure nigerian lady but i schooled in abroad from secondary to university level,even my parents dem base in America but as i got married,my husband is a nigerian but he based in Paris,due to his numerous companies here in Nigeria i decided to come down here and run dem..........she yan



wow!!!,u be big lady o!,no wonder nah limozeal u dey cruze.........i yan


oh!! dat,i have a private jet too,tho it belongs to my husband but he prefer me using it to travel as i run the business.......she yan



o boy!,that my guy nah gold him be o!,........i yan



yea!!,so lets talk business,would u also like to be my honey craker just the way u are to big mama.........she yan



i for quickly grab her offer but i just need to slow down the game,i need to reason things before i grab,ah ah shey nah curse to be a fine boy, i begin reason things"u sure say na me dey reason like this for dis kin ebony lady matter?"hmm!" maybe nah big mama daughter cause am becos i know watin dey my mind when i been comot for house this morning,if person tell me say i no go grab her offer instantly
even sample her sef i for nor believe

why are u carried away.......her voice jab me back

em" em! u see flo' em no!,ah!.....


oh relax sweetie just take your time and think about it ok.....she yan


ah thank you jare,i go halla u once i don make up my mind i yan her


we begin discuss talk about somany other things till around 4 o clock nahim her phone begin ring


after the call she pack her things as we Match go outside,she open her handbag as she carry her card gimme

she enter her long moto nahim dem reverse and zoom off!



wow! this one nah big fish o!,i yan as i carry my phone call the agent man,onto say time still dey i yan am say make him come pick me so dat i go take eye see the house kolo kolo


i dial him number,omo nah first ring the man take pick


hello! sir..............he yan enter phone


oga agent.........i yan


we don ready,everything both the lawyer dey ground......... he yan


ok good,come pick me for the hotel i dey wait........i yan



ok i dey come,just 30mins.......he yan as i cut the phone,30mins long o! so i Kukuma enter the hotel bar go relax


i sight the security lady as she waka dey come wia ah stand,omo i quick my step enter the hotel sharpaly


thank gawd say show dey always dey ground for the hotel,no boring time at all!

i order for better drink,make man pikin shayo small

1:30mins later oga agent never surface,nah almost 2hrs before him waka enter the hotel with one man wey wia suit


oga see as u just delay me,i just sidon since dey wait.........i yan as dem settle down


ah! sir nor vex nah hold up............he yan as we shake exchange greeting



we talk small before we roundup begin go wia him moto park,we relax well before him moto zoom of as we tear road,festac city straight


the journey tey as we spend better 1:40mins before we reach the place


omo the environment cool,just like oga agent yan the house nah very big mansion with better structural designs


we waka enter the compound then shuk head enter inside the building

o boy! welcome to my crib!,this one nah watin we dey call mansion!!!

no time to dey waste as i sign the documents waya 250million enter the Agent man account as the lawyer do him thing,naso i take get the house o!,Chai with money all things are possible as far say this earth dey concern



i begin waka from one part to another omo the house just dey make me happy

i begin climb the stairs go up nahim my phone begin ring
Chai nah spata o!,ahhhhhhh!! i been don forget my guys o!

i pick the call as my guys noise full every wia!


hello!!! spana!! wia u dey nah,guys don surface o!!!......spata yan for phone


to be continued


thank u all for the love!
click her to vote youngzubi if u never cast ya vote

one love!! team youngzubi!! peace outttt!! pkokaaaa!!

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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2018
evening update cooking~~~~~~~~~~~
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
SEVO7

abeg go modify one post,nah only once or the vote will be cancelled

just modify by writting anything but no write youngzubi there


thank u bro
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
jah bless u all!

i for like to begin mention una,but the kind ban wey dem samah yesterday eh! Chai,make i nor go delay update
nah now i nor say my effort dey make impact,u guys too much jare oya!! tem!!! tem!!!! team youngzubi all the way jah bless our hustle!!!



Episode..........22

the genesis(2)
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Florida she be che che!!
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assembly of rugged guys
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welcome to my mansion,crib wia jombo meet him smokers
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as i take vex enter room yesterday eh!,nah thesame vex i take sleep,i been won sleep well becos i know how today go take be,onto say my guys dem go surface all the way from warri,omo nah kitikatah e go be o!,so nah better precautions i been won take ahead of time, wich be better sleep"




as small rain drop nahim every wia come cool like fridge,thank gawd for my better thick bedshit,i just pack all of dem take rap my sef like jombo,the early mo'mo sleep just dey sweet me die! nahim my phone wey nor get respect,if to say nah human being eh!,nah if e no kill me i go kill am"my phone begin ring"

nah money be fine bobo!!"bob0!!!!................my phone ring



my eyes still close as i begin rub bed from one side to another,till my hand touch am i jejely grab the phone as i tear eye open look the scream"o! boy!!"......i yan as i quickly jump up



omo i quickly produce spit for mouth as i swallow am,that one nah to clear my dry throat onto say i just wake.


hello!............i yan enter phone as i try all my best to hid my jolliness


hello!,who is this and what business do u av with this number,how did u get it...........she yan



Chai my hand begin shake as i begin digest the jamb question ontop,i been won cut the phone o!,but how a whole rugged spana go take coward like dat,so i open up....
em! please shey nah florida i dey follow yan(i been won yan PIDGIN but unto say nah classified chick i break my law as i begin struggle with idiotic English


em abeg no please am i speaking with flo-fro- ah! flo-ri-da........i finally yan


yes u are........she yan



ok,i be the guy wey u been won follow talk for that wedding wey my guard nor gree u..........i kukuma yan,make i nor go disgrace myself with grammar


ohhh!! my gawd! oh my gawd,u mean the guy with em! striker! the security guard?.........she yan



yes nah me........i yan


oh! am really sorry,actually i saw your miss call yesterday but for the fact that this line is my private number,no unknown number calls this one,so i was surprise to see a missed call from an unknown number,i would have deleted it thinking that it was kiddnaper or something like dah,but the thought of u being the caller made me risk it and call back.............she yan full my ear,i been dey reason why she go dey hid her personal number


i for don call u tey tey but work no just give me chance......i yan atleast make we change topic




oh! yea busy doing the crazy things with big mama right?........she yan


Hw u take know about me and big mama,i yan as surprise full my face



who doesn't know big mama of all people,abeg your pardon,actually when i saw u with those thugs at the wedding ceremony,i need no suit sayer to tell me that u'er big mama's honey boy...........she yan




and i been dey form boss since Chai,ok since u don know,watin come be ya plan Florida?......i ask becos nah business i won do nobi gossip



em! ok,can u come to my place or would u prefer we meet maybe in a hotel or bar.........she yan





no i nor fit come ya place,e go better we meet for fabian classic hotel...........i yan



ok,but what if i tell u dat my husband own dat 5star hotel.........she yan



eh!,wait o! i yan as i stand up for bed,u mean nah ur husband get dat gaint paradise in form of hotel.......i yan



yes dear,ok see u there am preparing already..........she yan



ok bye..........i yan as i cut the phone




omo no wonder she get private number,all this rich people sef,even big mama i still remember how she take warn me dat day say make i no give out her number even to my destiny sef



i sight one massage from spata for my phone,ah! i don forget say dem dey my house sef,i been won go meet dem for parlour but the massage drag me come back as him yan say

"my guy i don tear road enter warri o!,and i carry my property along see bros i nor fit trust this kin treasure for ya hand biko,i see as ur eye ball won fall comot yesterday night she been dey shake yansh,hmm spana close eyes o!,no go expand her holy place for me abeg,as e take tight eh!,the thing dey sweet me die like dat so take note and stay offf!! light nepa light"



nah him massage be dat,i smile as i type my own back



nah better thunder go fire u,see i still dey wait for my turn o!,i no go enter dat oyibo nah better lie!!!!......i send am





onto say i get better date,i drop phone with spata matter as i begin do my morning exercise

20mins later i waka enter bathing room go wash body after dat one i grab tooth brush take wipe every yama yama wey don gather for my mouth



i shuk head enter room as i begin dress up,trust me,i wear better dress come comb my afro hair then spray perfume,carry my neckless and wrist watch o boy! forget!" the guy too fine!,i rugged die as my heavy chest stand gidi gba! joor o!



no time to check time,as time dey nack after me to 12

i shuk head enter parlour as i arrange my chairs well,dat ashawo na goat ordinary sweep for wia,na to chop shawama den shake yansh ewu!


i waka go outside,lock my door wella,omo nah to begin waka but my phone wey no get sense begin ring,i stop for wia i stand as i deep hand inside my pocket drag the idiot come outside
ah nah oga agent!,i been don forget about our matter sef



hello!........i yan


hello sir,everything is ready now,i don gather all the required document even i dey with lawyer we go stamp all the agreement.............oga agent yan



em! ok,but i get better business run now,ok u know watin go happen .......i yan



no sir..........he yan



we go meet for fabian classic hotel by 6.o clock,so once i don ready i go call u,also carry the house picture come but outside the inside and the compound........i yan



ok sir,dont worry i go do as u said thank u sir..........oga agent yan as i begin wonder wia him trowey omo ibo go,come dey call me sir sir

omo money changeth everything about a man jare so my brothers go hustle,stop dat ya mama thank u ma,papa thank u sir wey una dey chop for house,go out dia an hustle becos hustle!! nor dey kill,nah the money nahim dey kill if u grab am true the mago mago way,nobi my handwriting o!



i send my phone go back wia him from come,as i begin match enter compound,my landlord daughter annabel open gat enter with a poly bag for her hand,i nor even expect watin she do as she shout aahh!! bros longest time she tear one kin better race come jump ontop me,trust ya guy i grab her tight,all nah greeting

omo i been no won go out again,nah to carry her like dat enter my room be the only thing wey dey ring for my head,spana sef don dey struggle


well done eh!,oga frank own never do, my own go worst.... oga landlord shout from him window, omo as i take drop the babe run go outside,i still dey wonder


i reach bus stop,stand dey wait for cab,i come dey contemplate whether to run go buy car,no make i just relax for now,i go still buy but nobi now



i stand dey wait for cab,e don almost reach 20mins wey i dey stand there nahim i sight one black porsche car,the moto just dey come wia stand,till e stop for my front as the front glass whine go down,nah two huge guys sidon for front with bullet proof for dia chest,then the back glass whine down "what!!


big mama daughter!


to be continued...

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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:19am On Aug 03, 2018
heskeyw:
Voted
jah bless,gawd go honour ya effort too
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:05am On Aug 03, 2018
rowdymind:
Youngzubi Abeg How Many Times Person Fit Vote In A Month
once bro

if u vote twice it would be disqualified
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:13am On Aug 03, 2018
youngimporter:
ha baba me na for the right hand I go dey I no wan drag this right hand with u ooh.
abigrin

that ur vote twice o!,and u know say nah disqualification be dat,so just edit the second one,write anything dia but no put my name
thanks my manchi!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:50am On Aug 03, 2018
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rowdymind:
Oya No Vex I Bin No See Am, Make I Rush Go Vote Fes Hope Soldier Ppl No Dia
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rowdymind:
Oya No Vex I Bin No See Am, Make I Rush Go Vote Fes Hope Soldier Ppl No Dia
rowdymind:
Oya No Vex I Bin No See Am, Make I Rush Go Vote Fes Hope Soldier Ppl No Dia
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 11:00pm On Aug 02, 2018
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Sex na food (PIDGIN comedy edition)story of a rugged guy
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2018
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@ann2012 youngimporter stevodot22 warrifirstborn and others
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:36pm On Aug 02, 2018
abeg my people make una nor vex o!! i don update since afternoon but i was banned instantly due to the mentions

but dem don release the post now scroll go up page 17 to read todays update episode...21




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still your guy youngzubi
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:41pm On Aug 02, 2018
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Yungzubi
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yundzubi
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
episode...........21

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episode ..........21



genesis (1)
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the beginning of manliness
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sweetheart!!!..........maya angelic voice sound from sentino door as my guy trowey the jombo wey dey him hand, him been dey puff with us



finish am before u go answer her nah..........spata yan to sentino,but the guy don reach him doorpost sef



Chai woman nor fit control my life like this o!........spata yan me


hmm!! no talk like dat o!,u never can tell,as i dey see u sef,nah remote dem go dey use control your sense........i yan



for wia!!,forget dat matter jare.......spata yan


ok nah,Ehen! spata back to business,big mama just called me,she yan say we go dey need more 4 guys wey go join us........i yan


four??......spata yan


yes four,How u take see dat sentino guy,shey him go fit join,Asin him go fit do dat kin business............i yan spata



em! yes nah,onto say all the bros dey yan nah moni matter e go motivate am,by the Tim we go share 1mile give am,ahswear e go convince am die!........spata yan



abi,so nah to call stevo,bobo,erotic and symple,i go halla dem now so dat by tomorrow dem go land.........i yan to spata



oo!! boy i don miss my guys dem,no need to call dem,i go use my lambogini tear road enter warri tomorrow go carry dem come..........spata yan





good nah better idea,wait o shey nah this your benz u dey call lambogini Chai,spata kaki nobi leather o!,but i go still need to holla dem so dat dem go prepare against tomorrow nah..........
but we go need to pack out from hia nah,and i nor know who i go contact wey go fit find better one quick quick........i yan


ah ah! call dat our agent man nah,him go even find am this night sef..........spata yan



nah true o!, Chai how i take forget the man,lemme call him sharpaly,i yan spata as i collect my phone from him


h-o-n-e-yy!!!!........Stella abi watin be her name again,that spata bbw olosho girlfriend call him from inside,the girl never call him finish sef nahim spata trowey the jombo wey dey him hand begin run go inside


where u dey go?.......i ask am as him stand up


she dey call me nah.......he yan


and u won leave our business discussion go meet am......i yan


before nko,see i dey come,make i begin go i nor won delay her call at all at all!!.......spata yan as him waka dey enter inside



ah!! aye mi o!,i talk say nah remote control ya own go be.....i yan to him



gawd punish ya father idiot,u nor go understand sha!.......spata yan as him open door enter house



i dial the agent man number,after some seconds e begin ring


hello oga mi............i yan


omo ibo how u dey............the agent man yan



ah! oga so finally nah omo ibo u choose eh!,ok o! no wahala......i yan



u nobi ibo??......he yan


i be warri guy.......i yan back


warri? warri nobi ibo? watin be the difference,ogbeni u be omo ibo........ he yan



i agree o!,ehen oga agent,......i yan



i dey hear u brother.......he yan



i been dey fin better duplex,Asin the one wey dem don build finish with furnitures inside........i yan



ah! nahim you still dey waste time like this,watin come be my work nah........he yan


abi nahim make i call u nah......i yan



ok like which area u want am,shebi nah within lagos......he yan



yes sir,any developed area but i nor want lekki.........i yan



i get 5 of dem for hand now,but the one wey u go like well well nah the one wey dey festac,the area cool,the house nah better mansion with great architectural design,the own nah American based,but him put am for sale after building it..........oga agent yan


ehn! like how much......i yan



becos say nah u bring 250million.......he yan



i been won price am,i know say the agent won gba me but onto say i get more Dan dat and many more still dey road,nahim i just co-operate


ok get the necessary documents ready i go come make the payments tomorrow......i yan



wow!! oga u mean business o!.......oga agent yan



before nko,i tell u say nah credit i been won waste wey make me call u..........i yan feeling boss




ok sir!,i will gather all the documents sir,i will give u a call by tomorrow morning once everything is ready.......he yan as i answer ok and cut the phone



i stand up from wia i been dey sidon,i do my clothes well as i begin waka enter house,as i won open door nahim spata open am,he waka come outside


ahah! wia u dey go......i ask



she won chop shawama,roasted chicken with red win........spata yan as him unlock his car



all this one nah watin she go chop this night?.........i yan as spata hiss push me comot for door



Chai sorry for u.....i yan as i enter house



hiiii..............stella spata babe halla me as i enter house close door


how far Stella......i yan as i waka pass her for parlour then waka enter my room



omo na to refreshen up o! i yan as i comot clothe enter bathing room go baff


i kukuma relax wella inside the bathing room as the shower water cool all my body


after like 15mins i turn off the shower,carry towel and dry all my body then change my boxer as i bounce enter room back



no need to wear clothe for body,since i dey house

i carry phone as i shuk head enter parlour
o boy come see show wey dey showcase for parlour o!,spata babe just dey twerk abi watin dey call woman wey dey shake only yansh,come closer by wizkid ft drake just dey boom from my LG sound system as she shake off her destiny with her heavy booty


i stand dey look her as i begin nod head omo e dey ryhm as e dey enter!,o boy party don start in tekno voice,i waka go carry wine and glass cup,pour some for my sef then waka go sidon for chair wey dey parlour


oo! jigbi jigbi!! this babe go tweaking school,see professional hia,she just dey scatter my modular with her vibrating ass


but i nor be coward,no! i can't do this to my besty and my gawd i said in dainiel's voice

noo!!! i resist every urge to put spana into action i yan as i she waka come sidon for my leg,i nor fit lie una,nah ontop rising spana she balance as she begin tweak dey punish my ancestors



like play like play i begin hear my sef saying

ohhh !! go babyyy!!! u too saabi jare

go babbyy!!

goo!! babbyy tweak dat ya waist,tweak it fordaddy!!
u saabi pass ann12 jaregrin



i just manage carry her up then carry the glass cup say make i go keep am come back,i must sample her once and for all,today nah today!

omo nah to turn come back o!,nahim dat Satan first son carry heavy nylon bag open door and bounce inside
am back swweeeedddyyy!!!.....Spata yan as him drop the bag,grab him babe waist as dem begin tweak, "

spata ya fatheeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! i yan as i waka enter room gwaamm!! i jam door!
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2018
youngimporter:
my man I dey I still dey follow the story bumper to bumper but as thread don full with sure guys I say make I dey back seat they observe wetin they happen
ok nice to see you my man,i been dey fin u since nahim i come dey wonder watin do my man

happy to see u again brotherlysmiley
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:47am On Aug 02, 2018
blazebaba:
By
huhyou for just call me for phone nao angry
no vex as ya number no dey go nahim make ah halla u here my man
LiteratureRe: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by Youngzubi(m):
congratulation @souloho19


@diivepen1 abeg help me spell my name well

youngzubi not youngzboigrin
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:18pm On Aug 01, 2018
wizsolzy:
Wahala boss dis ur ogbonge tori na block. Laugh won kill me for were I dey smoke my pkoli. My niggas come dey say pkoli done make me crase..
In kiss daniels voice ..baba.... cheesy grin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! and i been reason am say i nor go puff!!! jombo today eh!,see as this ya comment make me begin rap papersmiley nbanu make i sechara! only one bo!!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:15pm On Aug 01, 2018
007Nonny:
This man, I'm still loyal to ur government. Youngzubi u b Baba!!!
i sight u manly tem! tem! no le'le!

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