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Ann2012:
Youngzubi!!!!! Just dey run oooooo Because if I catch u ehn, my own go pass Oga Frank own

me i cannot comma be running for a lady ah stand dey wait

FOUR



He walk briskly and made sure he avoided peoples questioning stare for he knows what they would be thinking,its unusual for him to be walking home by that time of the day,everybody knows him(them) as useless beings who chose to while away their time drinking from one bar to another,you hardly see any of them walking on the road alone or without alcoholic drink firmly gripped in between their armpit


Aja got to the front of his compound(fathers home) slowly he began approach his mother who sat on a wooden chair with her two hands crossed,he new what was awaiting him but just like he always and had done in the past,he would deny ever seeing any seven thousand naira,so he prepared for battle as soon as he got to where his mother sat


Aja : mama any food in the house?

aja-mother: what food? (she stood up and asked as she adjusted her rapper very well)


Aja: any food at all mama


aja-mother : Aja where is my money,where is the money i borrowed from our women community meeting to treat typhoid and malaria that has been eating me up for months now

Aja : (he made a surprised face) ah! ah! mama i can't understand you o!,what do you mean by where is your money,since when did i became your bank manager or money keeper?

aja-mother : oh! you still want to deny eh!,you want to deny it,Aja there is no one else in this house apart from you that can comfortably and confidently enter my room,search every corner and still the money i hide under my bed


Aja : papa nko?,isn't that useless fool capable of doing that

aja-mother : ah! Aja!! you will never have happiness in this life,since you chose to deprive me peace of mind you will never succeed in this life

Aja : and you will still be the one to carry the whole burden till you die,if i didnt succeed,because it is only when i succeed that i would be able to cater for our family

aja-mother : cater my foot,see i swear before gawd and man your children will do to you times ten of all this pains you'er causing me


Aja : mama forget that matter,i didnt take any mother from your room,i didnt even enter that room today talk less of stealing money


daddy its a lie,i saw you sneak into grandmothers room this morning,aja's daughter amara said and ran into her mothers arm to take refuge before his drunk father would descend on her

Aja : ( with his eye balls bulged out as anger and grieve swell through his veins) he ran to a nearby bush,cut a long stick then ran after the little girl

amara saw her angry father advancing towards her where she squirt under her mothers arm,immediately he raised his the stick and made to unleash it on the little girls body aja's wife adaobi sprang up instantly to defend her daughter

aja-wife : dont even try it,if you dare lay your hand on amarachi eh!,then this village will live to tell how a wife killed her useless husband with just a kick

Aja he got more furious) eh! adaobi am i the one you'er opening eye for?


adaobi: i will even do more than that if you dont get your useless and shameless smelling body away from my sight

Aja: me smelling body,nmua smelling okwia?,mama hope you can her your daughter inlaw and am very sure she took the money

aja-mother : ewu ofia!,took gini?,you better provide that money because i have already placed a curse on whoever took that money,for the fact that i borrowed it with an interest, i will still struggle to pay it back with my sick body,so you better bring it out now or else you will see no peace


Aja:mama forget your curse see all this your curse curse of a thing here and there its just a mare words joined together to form a simple sentence,since you have been cursing me to die have i die? is this not me looking young and heather day by day

adaobi : and you think you will escape it in future,you will pay!! for your evil deeds towards your innocent old mother,you this senseless he goat

Aja : ah!!! you just passed your boundary,(he removed his slippers and shirt then rushed his wife who positioned herself well ready to take him down)


Aja with his slim stature ran towards his size 40 wife,he jumped on top of her back held her tight like a little infant then started releasing punchhes on her head

"get off my back",adaobi screamed,but Aja paid no attention as he circled his two legs arround his wife's waist then held her shoulder with his left hand and with his right hand he continued punching her as she carried him on her back like a little baby

"ahhh!!! Aja! stop punching me i will squeeze you o!,better get off now!,"adaobi screamed still Aja paid no attention,till his wife got tired of carrying him on her back she shake her body and fling Aja away at the same time,Aja flew into the space and landed on the dry floor with his back

"aaaaahhhhh!!!!! my waist o!!,"Aja cried out in pain


aja-mother : good serves you right useless being,a woman you can't beat money you dont have and you said my curse has no effect karma will soon fall on you ewu!!

Aja : ah! mama so thats all you have to say,the woman that i married is beating me and all you could say is "good for me and serves me right" so nah referee and commentator you want to do right,ok go get your whistle because i will less her now watch me

Aja stood up and ran towards his wife again,this time she seized him up then with all her strength she lift him above her head and made towards nearby bush,she fling him inside the bush immediately she got close

"aaaaahhhhh!!!!! my body!!!!",Aja screamed in pain as some dry sticks pierce through his dry skin


Aja sprang up with anger he ran towards his wife again but with a heavy plywood on his hand this Time around

as usual his wife seized the wood and drag it off his hand then she released a defensive kick on his scrotum!

"aaaahhhh!!,my liver o!!!!!,he released a very hot urine and fainted,

"die!!!! Aja die!! let me rest", aja's mother screamed


to be continued

uekejiuba:
Youngzubi kudos boss....i really appreciate your consistencies..boss could you kindly take a little correction on your usage of "you'er" to "you're"..thanks boss..

thank u bro

please take your time and point out the mistakes,the one above is confusing,thanks man

bro am glade you'er back,welcome,this episode really got me,i couldnt control the laughter....



keep it up!

pradoic:
oga zubi i hail oo! i comot cap for u,the best writer ever,boss your work tight gan!,to be sincere i never believed that a story could be written in PIDGIN,the way u express spana and co is just breathtaking,i love your work keep it up boss!





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Phenotech:
I just vote Youngzubi for August Literature Award.... Be calm and cool Bro... Na you go carry the price as you dey take Carry Bag Mama go on top your Hard RocK Bed..... Keep flexing Bro. Nothing do you.... Update Please

thank you my man,one love brotherly

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EPISODE 35




Dem never born Dem




"what!!!!,oga frank shout with him eye widely open onto say him no just expect to see me

"i look the man,as the vex wey bin dey make me sweat begin boil,nah vex wey full my body dey make me feel like say i won faint,but as man wey i be,i compose and comply


"oga frank longest time,i yan with boldness written on my face


"oh! you guys have met before,vicky yan


"em! oh yes of course,oga frank still dey yan


"who nor sabi oga d.p.o i cut in sharpaly as i balance well ontop chair cross leg come relax as i begin feel at home"dem father!,if not for vicky sake,i don plan am say any day wey i take eye sight oga frank nah to track am down to him house then visit him for night with my gang dem,but i never change my mind,he must pay!,i go treat him Bleep up


"so no need to introduce him since you already know each other,vicky yan as her ma'le just squeeze face dey observe

"em! young man watin be that your name again,oga frank yan


"i be spa" sorry zubby",i look the woman face,thank gawd she focus for tv now


" oh! zubby Mrs folade's boy right,oga frank yan as he go sidon beside him wife


"exactly,i yan


"ok u welcome",em! vicky he call


"sir,vicky yan


"go and get your visitor something to drink,oga frank yan


"no bother ya sef,i go be on my way now,i suppose dey office now,i yan as i stand up waka go shake oga frank

"goodbye ma,i yan to vicky ma'le


"oh my dear so soon,why dont you spend sometime with us,you know i have a lot to discuss with you,she yan

"no vex ma,i get work for hand nah to just drop vicky drag me come,make e be next time we meet please,i yan


"ok if you say so,oya let me escort you outside,she yan as she stand up oga frank too join her


with oga frank him wife vicky and me we waka go outside,nahim i go open moto balance well for the driver side,vicky comot for oga frank grip as she reach wia i dey inside the moto she bend down" mmuaa!!" she peck me, byeeee!! she yan giggling ,i look oga frank face him frown carry face dey look another place then i look him wife face that one just dey smile

"goodbye oga frank,i yan as i begin drive comot for their compound"

"we go see my brother eh!"you go see, later nah,save journey till then my boy,oga frank yan waving at me


"ya father!,"i murmured,




i drive comot for their street enter express,i begin speed onto say we get mission for hand,1 hour later text massage enter my phone,i slow down small as i grab my phone look the screen nahim i notice say nah spata send am


"guy begin come house big mama dey house,she bin wait for ya arrival oh!" nah the massage wey spata send me be that




"make she wait nah,abi i go begin fly ni,i yan



after driving for almost 2 hours i finally shuk head enter festac city as i reverse for junction shuk head enter my street




i horn immediately i reach gate,as gate man waka come open am,i drive enter the compound nahim i sight big mama's guards standing outside


bigibogo!!!,i hail the senior guard


"this man,watsup bro,"bigibogo yan as we shake hand

"i dey o!,i yan

"Mr handsome flexing chicks,we drove pass you nah,i saw the clean babe you were with inside the car,man you gat eye for clean things,"bigibogo yan


"watin man go do nah,see without dem chicks eh!, life issa bushmeat mehnnn!!,i yan as i waka begin enter house


" o boy!! you'er right but somebody here didnt agree with you,James prefer man,he yan pointing at another body guard


"eh!,i yan


"yes bro,his been staring at yo ass mehn!! , bigibogo yan


"jesuss!! i cover my yansh with blood of Cynthia!!!,i yan



"haahahahahah!!!!!" dem begin laff



"she's gone man,James yan



"watin you talk,i yan as the thing ring bell for my head,



"oh! so you'er in the dark bro, Cynthia is goonne!! she flew oversea this morning


"nah lie, abeg i don dey enter inside jare,i yan as i waka enter parlour



"mama the mama,i hail o!,i yan




"thank you for delaying me,"big mama yan



"oh! no vex mama,see i go make am up to you,i yan



"hmm! how,"she yan


"normal normal mama"i wink,


"naughty boy,"so u wanna Bleep your mother eh!,she yan


"mama",you rock badendely asin ya own motherliness make sense! die,if naso mama be,i go marry mother,i yan


" dont spoil me spana,she yan



"mama na you wey spoil me,becos i be good boy before,i yan


"hmm! not spana wey i know,"lets talk issue wey dey hand then after the meeting,you go fulfill ya promise,"hope say ya bed strong,she yan


" like aso rock,i yan jumping


"mama my own nah iron-iron e strong die!!!,"spata yan


"shut up,"big mama yan


"ok ma", spata yan



45mins later we conclude the meeting as big mama carry one chief ayawu picture and home address give us,"she want him dead!

so we don draw our plan,since e be say nah to just kill the man,nah only me and Stevo go do the job,but every member of the gang go still get their 500,000



"oya spana lets move to your room",big mama yan



to be continued


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Danchoco:
I just dey enter as e dey hot...no let am cold at all......we neva chop one finish u dey serve another one...Belle go full ooo...

naso pady mi,as e dey hot!!!

Erudite01:
Hmm well done oh dem boys done come any jumbo remain

area!!!!!! this one nah for dem boys!!!,jumbo and drink dey kasalaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Damibiz:
Boss of bossis,after u na still u,nw i understand the jeck.....bt i fit be friend with Ann2012 abi ?

guy carry go,na man wey u be,we rugged tem!! tem!! we no look lem fess!!!, if fess nor compliment we use pillows cover am,still the hole go dey give joy to joystick pkokaaa!!

Damibiz:
Aaaaaaah Damibiz don enter one chance,not again...Youngzubi u gat to help me man

em! damibiz (in uncles voice)

sir! yes uncle,dami yan


come here,i yan as dami waka come meet me


i circled my hand on his neck as we walk down


















dami u see that girl is still too young,i yan





but uncle,dami yan




sshhhhhhhh!!!,i yan oya look down











i can't see anything uncle



look well!!!,i shout
































ann2012 ...... Ann minus 2012= 2012 so Ann was born in 2012





aaaahh!! uncle now i see it !! ,dami yan




good so u see she is still too young,just dey mind how u em! you suppose know na


ah! i understand uncle,dami yan


bad boyy!!!!!

rowdymind:
Paddy Never Stone Me Fes, Me And You Na 11 Jus Say Man Get Pkenty Things For Head. Oya Dont Worry I Gat Your Six

i for say now u'er talking oya take am kpokaaaaa!!

Damibiz:
Youngzubi God don butter ur guy bread oh..oya Ann2012 site down oh jare

ahhh!! damirugged she is my pastor daughter o!

Three



The lady heard someone greet her,she reluctantly turn sideways as her eye met aka-gum,this one looks clean and he speaks well she thought,but no way she is going to give him a second glance for she knows that he is definitely on a mission,she was sure of that.

Jesus(aka-gum murmured) it seems what faji-k and co were saying is actually true,she couldn't even look back to see who is greeting her,but my seven thousand naira can't go just like that no! i must apply wisdom,he thought as he came up with a new strategy

aka-gum : hello! young lady please can you spare me just a minute of your time, am new in this village and my phone is down please can you kindly help me check what time is on your phone i really need to get out from this place before 5 o'clock

lady see this goat o!,do i look like a time keeper?,though since he said that he is new it means he is stranger,let me just help him,she thought,then dipped her hand inside her purse and brought out her Mobil phone,she stared at the screen for a while then faced him and said) the time is after 3

aka-gum unbelievable he thought) oh! thank you but there is still one more thing please!,where can i charge my phone in this village?


lady : em! sir i think you should just stand here and wait for a bike,once you get one just tell the rider to take to the nearest phone changing stand around


aka-gum : ok thank you very much,i really appreciate your kind gesture


lady : you welcome(she turned and embark on her journey home)

aka-gum stood at the same spot till she was out of sight then he turned and started walking back to the beer parlour with his phone on his hand,he dialed 11 digits on the screen of his phone before he got to the bar

people were hailing him from different direction,he felt like a king infact everybody including aja rushed him to enquire what transpired between him and the lady

"what did she say?"

"what did you tell her?"

"how were you able to get her attention?" all these were the question people kept throwing at him as he walk back into the bar with smile on his face


aka-gum : veno where is my 14 thousand?


veno: boss here it is,you won


faji-k: wait o!,is this a dream please somebody should wake me up

taaaa!! aja landed him a dirty slap out of anger due to his loose

faji-k : yeeeeee!!!!!! who slapped me?

veno : now you'er awake

aja : aka-gum you used charm on her


aka-gum : and it worked


aja : then you didnt win


aka-gum : says who,did you see me do any incantation or apply any substance,my friend come and learn work from me your boss


faji-k : tell us,how were you able to woo her and what was the outcome


aka-gum he took a glass cup,filled it with palm wine and gulped it down"aaaahh!!!) see i told you guys that am a pure lagos brought up but you all doubted me,so i went straight to her as a man,you can't compare me with all this vagabond that dominate this village am a master guy,when she heard my grammar she had no other choice than to stop

veno: ah! oyinbo!!(grammar!)

faji-k : go on

aka-gum : so i did little introduction about myself,she couldnt even wait for me to finish before she fell for me

aja: ahhh!! my 7 tthousand!

veno: please aka-gum continue leave a looser to mourn his lost and console himself,see aja shift you'er doing me heat already


aka-gum: hope you all saw when she brought out her phone?


"yes!!" everybody inside the bar chorused with their ears widely opened eager to hear more

aka-gum : it was her phone number that she gave me


"baba o! baba o!!!!!"they all hailed him


aka-gum he took another cup filled with palm wine and gulped it down,slowly his sight began to turn blur) hope you guys saw when she was pointing at that direction?


"yes! yes!" most of the people chorused

aka-gum : thats where she said we should meet tomorrow

"baba o!! baba o!!" they chorused


aja: (anger filled his heart) am out of here,am out of this place rubbish and useless people,he hissed and walked out of the bar




to be continued

rowdymind:
Of All Demons Na The One Wey Hold Koboko You Go Jam, Spana Own Dun Kpafuka.
Oga Frank For Code Na Ehn Whc Kind Yawa Be This Sef.
Youngzubi Longest Time.

brotherly nah u wey turn ghost reader,even if others no won contribute u nor suppose join.....

okafor200:
as for the composing and writing in a book
bros abeg me i no be writer
i just started this all for the fun of it
make everybody dey always laugh dey drop comments
so make more inspirations dey come for me

me i no be smoker or drunkard
how me i want take dey get the inspirations i need?
No be wen i come online i see people comments
the tin go dey motivate me to dey drop more episodes and jokes

i go still repeat am me i no be smoker make go fit go take sk or igbo now so i go dey get inspirations like mad

no me na my normal brain i dey use and all the inspirations dey come from as wen i dey happy

lol! who come dey use abnormal brain dey write

see brotherly follow ur heart nobody fit force u to write after all na man u be








goodbye!

okafor200:
Wat a sad way to end this
sorry to all of una make been like this my tori
but since i no get encouragement from much people here
i decided to end this all
please try and look for a better thread or story where people dey comment much and laugh away ur time there
rather than checking if i don update another episodes for here

well to me i don try enough
but me go still say am again
i never see anybody make go fit stand straight drop 11 episodes under 2 days
no be say i been compose all this tori since come save am somewhere,
but all na inspirations
as i dey type more just dey come
i no even believe say me go reach even 5 episodes self
but na quick thinking make me reach 11 in 2 days without reading or copying from anywhere
so as i still dey for my decision
abeg make una take heart o
me i don retire
but if u reason am me for don reach episode 50 by now i swear down but as bad luck take want am
i have to stop here bye and God bless thanks

i can't believe this

how can you just give up on yourself,i understand how u
you'er feeling but never give up!!

now let me make it clear to you Mr akarfor200 a failure is he who fall and refuse to stand,but when u fall and stand, you'll stand with caution in other to avoid what made u fall earlier


Wat i mean is that you should try English story,forget about PIDGIN,i know what am saying just try converting the story to English or write another story entirely but it should be written in English


i wrote my first story adventure of Sam tee,bros i no blow then i wrote saint blessing which i have new plan for now,but i wasnt recognized in nairaland.com after trying my hand on two stories which didnt yield result as i expected i didnt give up,i continued cracking my brain till i came up with sex na food on 7th July


see where the story is going now

see bro nobi over night!

still your guy youngzubi

Episode 34



The Game!
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i sidon for couch wey dey inside my room as i watch vicky do her feminine thing,i just dey wonder how gawd go take creat peson beautiful finish and him go still spend 50mins dey do facial make up,anyway e dey every woman blood

e nor even take me up to 20mins to get myself ready,as i don already go collect spata car key onto say nah him Benz i won take carry vicky go her place

"Hot!!",she yan from wia she bin sidon dey look mirror


"watin,i yan


"two minutes more please!,she yan

"nah u sabi,just nack am enter ya head say once 12 nack gbam! ,i no follow u go anywhere again,i yan



"awww,u sound offended,why



"zed"i yan



"oops!!,ok lets go she yan as she stand begin waka come meet me for wia i sidon ontop bed,mmua!! she sample me better kiss

"you sabi joor,oya waka make i follow u for back,i yan as she lead the way down stairs


most of my guys nor dey house,nah only bobo wey don dey arrange him luggage onto say nah tomorrow him go travel,so nah packing things him dey busy dey do



we reach outside,i waka go open front passenger side for her before i close door,waka enter driver side as the gateman run go open the gate,jejely i give the moto engine life as we zoom off with vicky directing me on which way to take,i high mayorkun che che wey dey boom for spana music player omo the bass just fill everywhere as i drive enter express

i know say una go don dey wonder,the money wey we thief how e take go,well e go well,as i won take train my boys,i nor won make dem dey always put money first,no watin i want nah success first asin mission well accomplished before payment comes to mind,nahim make me carry all the money go lock inside one secret room for my house,nah just early this morning we go settle am before going back to bed,the money huge as we divide am equal,then we carry one portion go keep in the name of the gang so e mean say e belong to nobody,e belong to everybody


"take that way,its more traffic free,vicky yan as i turn the steering go left divert route enter one fine street like that,the journey continues



one thing with lagos state nah their road connection,walahi i comot cap for dem,only if just 20 more state out of the 39 abi 35 wey we get for Nigeria fit copy and be like lagos state ahswear naija for better pass dubai "na me talk am,just take for instance yesterday wey striker bin drive us go meet our clients for eko hotel wey dey ikeja chisos!! i just dey look fly over bridge,pedestrians bridge and road cleaners everywhere,every junction get him own road traffic officers controlling them,abi nah traffic light i won begin talk about that one e remain small make people dey hold am for hand as touch light dey waka becos e full everywhere,unlike the state wia i from come,Chai the traffic light there that one nah if u manage see traffic light at all e go bend neck reach ground sotey u sef go begin reason am say nah street light be that"is not as if i dey mention enugu o!,me spata and Stevo just sidon for moto dey use eyes do Christmas for ourselves till striker carry us reach eko hotel the only problem we encounter nah wen those ladies begin drag me sey nah me dem want,omo that one nah long matter if not for big nama's intervention we for no chop their ponani that day,




"thats my street over there,vicky said pointing at one street wey dey my left side,i match brake as i begin drive slow-slow onto say nah street i dey now not express again i slow my speed wella"drivers take note"



"we stop for front of one fine storey building with brown gate,she yan me say make i horn



"after like 5sec a young police officer waka come open gate for us,as i drive enter their compound


i notice something but i just comot my mind for there onto say her papa fit be rich man so nahim make police officers full every wia inside the compound


"welcome to my humble home she yan

"i swear humble nobi small o,see mansion Chai


"yea!,i grew up loving the house as a lovely home not until my dad and mum had a very serious marital issues,simply becos my mum couldnt give birth to a male child,so just early this year my dad shocked us by packing out from here,he moved down to another part of lagos where he got married to another lady,it was a very very tragedy issue,it really broke my heart,infact this my once beloved house became a home of bitterness ,but i thank gawd as fate planned it my dad had a very terrible issue with that her so called new wife that he ran back here,he went on his kneels begging us to forgive and take him back,most of all i was glad that my mum still found somewhere in her heart to forgive him,as am talking to you we are together now as one big family again!!,she concluded with a scream



"wow! wow!!,what a hilarious love story,hmm i go like yan this kind love story one day o!,i yan as she begin laff


"like seriously yours gonna be something else,lets go in please i dont want to keep my guest standing,see i can bore you with my unending gist o!,she yan as she drag my hand like i be small pikin, i follow her waka inside



"wow inside their house cool as Ac just dey blow everywhere,we sight a woman,fair in complexion,vicky confirmed my guess as she run go hug the woman as she begin shout "mummy!!!!!!"


"after 2mins of hugging like death no fit do us apart,dem finally part as the woman fix her gaze on me, omo jejely i humble myself stand up from the couch wey i don already balance dey watch tv,i bow my head as i yan

"goodafternoon ma!,


"my son how you,mama vicky yan


"am fine ma,i yan



"thank you for taking good care of my daughter,since she is not hurt,am really pleased with you,she yan


"ah! thank uvtoo ma,for ya appreciation,i yan

"mum where is dad,vicky ask her ma'le


"in his room up stairs,her mama yan


"ok let me go and call him,he needs to greet my friend before he leaves,vicky yan as she begin climb stairs go up


so young man,what's your name and what do you do for a living,vicky mama ask me as soon as vicky comot



omo i begin cook gbeducious lie sharpaly,em! am zubby,and i work with the state deputy governor,i yan checking if i don make mistake,nah that time i carry head up look ceiling till my eye jam the picture frame wey hang for wall,i look am well as my heart beat begin skip 8 beats per sec,no e nor fit be oga frank,gawd please help me turn back of that picture please becos only seeing him for that picture dey make me faint


"hello! young man am talking to you",vicky mama voice jab me


"eh!"i yan

"what's the matter,why the sudden sweat,Jesus Christ!,the woman yan as surprise full her face


"what!!!!!!!!!,man voice shout as i look the direction my eye and oga frank own jam waaa!!!!!





to be continued.....

queenbetsy:
chapman too pleeeeease

see mouth like Chapman please

popcorn u haven't seen,yet u already requesting for diluting agent

interested

Lalasticlala Chai ! i have to start typing lalalalalasti on Google search just to see the correct spelling of that name and copy

finally i have achieved it!,please boss help me do your magic,help me showcase this story on front page

christheair:
U see dis spana guy eeeh eeh... Dat boy na good fucknizer he rugged die.... Baba zubi. I delph cap comot for ur brain. After u na u ah swear

thank you

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debbycreamy:
abeg, youngzubi, how much u thief from the bank and wey my own share

lol we'er still waiting for spana to say something about it,the guy just die the matter like that

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with seven plates of pepper soup scattered on the floor of the local beer parlour,three keg's of palm wine was seating comfortably on the table,table which was surrounded by 8 professional drunkards,though they all grew up together,went to thesame primary school but non of them can comfortably put food on their table,even at the age of 35 they still wander around the whole village looking for where there is an occasion for that is their only means of eating well cooked food


most of them still live with their parents even as married men with children,their aged parents struggle to feed themselves and still cater for the basic needs of their grand children and daughter inlaw,all because they gave birth to "lazy youths" who prefer exhausting than hustling.





they were still drinking their palm wine,when all of a sudden a lady walk passed the beer parlour,like a scene where an interesting drama is being displayed,they all fixed their gaze on the lady,due to the mode in which the local bar was built,all its four sides is open,roofed with palm pounds,such that anybody sitting inside the bar could clearly see a passer by,vise-viser,


Faji-k : aja! look(he said pointing at the lady)

Aja : eh! ( he answered with a glass cup filled with palm wine still fixed on his mouth,as he tried looking at the lady through the little space between his eyes and the glass cup)


Faji-k : is that not chief azubuike's first daughter


Veno : yes! yes!,you'er right she's the one


Aka-gum : who is chief azubuike?(he asked no one in particular)


Aja : chief azubuike nah,that man that treats mentally disable person m.d.p aka inDi ara! or you call it mad people(he said still holding his cup of palm wine firmly)


Aka-gum : wait o!, you mean chief azubuike the one we normally sell lizard to

veno : gbam! exactly,he is the one


Faji-k : but dont even try to woo her,infact we the youths of this village have already set a very huge amount of money on her,that who ever successful woo and lay her will be rewarded with it

Aka-gum : eh!


Faji-k : yes nah


Aka-gum : like how much if i may ask

Faji-k : 50 taaaaawusan naira(50,000)

Aka-gum : ehhhh!!!( he screamed with his eyes wide open in amazement) so you mean if i successfully woo and lay her,i will be rewarded with such huge amount of money


Faju-k : ehn!,you ke,see dont even try it except you want to receive dirty unreturnable slap,hope you saw how she was walking alone,is not as if she can't afford to board a bike but even the bike man will be seen as a living legend if she agrees to enter his okada,all the okada people in this village will be ready to transport her free of charge only if she can give them a second look and maybe allow them carry her


Aka-gum : say watin,is she a goddess?


Faji-k : something greater than that sef

veno: rapu onye'a( dont mind him) is when you witness it then you will understand our semon


Aka-gum : see eh,i be lagos brought up o!

Aja : taaa!! for where!,forget that rubbish talk o!


aka-gum : should we bet?


Aja : infact my own nah talk and do,if you'er truly a man lets bet seven seven thousand naira,if she can just pay you attention for just 14mins then you take my 7k,but if she didnt respond to your greeting after 2mins,you must have tried getting her attention then your 7k will be mine(he concluded as he drew down his trousers,from his under pant he brought out 7 thousand naira which he handed over to veno


Aka-gum : ( he thought for a while,hmm! he nod and count seven thousand naira which he also handed over to veno) deal! he said looking at Aja


Aja : dont waste time my friend start going!


with that aka-gum adjusted his second hand clothe very well,then ran after the young lady,on seeing what was about to happen everybody inside the bar all ran outside to witness what was about to unfold even mama ginika left her shop an ran outside just to see how things would go



as soon as aka-gum got close to the young lady he pursed to balance his breath,with his voice well tuned

"hello! young lady,he said


to be continued

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Johnsown1:
Onweroo, ji sike na nke ina-eme, ba anyi bu anyi noo, anogho ano ofu ebe ekiri mmuo

tem!! tem!! brotherly,this one na my blood




oya go read BOTTLE WARRIORS,make sure u halla me once u land for the thread

okafor200:
looks like this ur first episode for ur new tori na for drunkards dem
me i don carry two container of pami come
con still sidon for front seat dey wait for the next episodes
abeg anybody make self won come make him carry ogogoro join body abeg because me i like drink make dem mix
na that one dey shark pass

the tori himself na drunkard dey tell am

Johnsown1:
Kedu nke na-eme brotherly,

adim nma,nwane nmadu,okwa e pass time ka'm nna eme ne'ba o