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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 5:46am On Aug 22, 2018
kdavid07:
Youngzubi. i dey feel u. abeg continue jare 4get d comment
bro no talk like dat abeg,comments be like inspiration,please always try to help the writer by commenting
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2018
Iceberg41:
Youngzubi how I wish this story can be post by two episodes a day
You are too much your writing skills is extraordinary I fit norminate as a novel laureate bro you are good in your writing skill I hope I can wake up one day to have dis Una type of skills but Nigeria jajagags no allow we youth make we reason well sef
thanks man,you can do it
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:19pm On Aug 21, 2018
emperorblog:
"em! nor bother ya sef just help me hold the house straight i can open the door


this last part gt me laughing hard

weldone,boss


show ur boi love




more stort full yakata for my blog

www.emperorblog.com.ng
God go bless your hustle brotherly,if to say e dey my power i swear i go make your blog better pass Facebook
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2018
I kept on getting over 2000 viewers per day with just few comments,thats so annoying,some people can be heartless,yes its wickedness when you can actually have time to read but still find it hard to share your thoughts,you guys should ask yourselves this question"if am the one writting this will i be happy and still find it encouraging to continue when people dont comment,no insult intended just trying to share how i feel


i hail una wey dey always take am upon una sef to comment,nah una dey boost my moral wey dey make me post everyday even as work nodey give me time,one love!


still your guy youngzubi

Episode......40



The battle line
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guy the worst part be say he leave him phone for house,spata yan

"but how spana go take do like this,jazz he nor carry,where him waka go he nor talk,look time now,since him waka go do morning jugging peson never see or hear anything from him,see i nor fit lie una the thing just vex me infact e weak me,sentino yan


with smoke puffing out from their nose,some dey sniff coke while others don dey see heaven as the hot jombo wey relax for dia hand just dey boost dia moral,the whole room just cover with smoke and horrible smell omitting from different drugs as spata and co members of spider gang begin high themselves

aaah!! che! che!!,he carry head up as the coke begin do magic to him brain, ah ah! Stevo why you use ya head sidon nah,watin do ya yansh,erotic yan as he begin blink eyes onto say he just dey see double after taking long draw from the coke wey spread ontop table

"nah gawd go punish ya father!,so nah head i take sidon so?,rubbish you better sidon well before madness go nack that ya empty head olodo,spata yan


highness,smoking and puffing things nah our only means of getting happiness,no think say we the killer,we wey dey carry gun dey kill and slutter people like fowls nodey reason the consequence or feel the trauma wey dey follow am,but with all this drugs,smokes and ritual things nah dem dey help clear our mind,nahim we dey use rebuild our morality so as not to begin battle with guilt and by so doing e no go prevent us from moving forward,e just dey help us focus on doing more!


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she sidon for her office just dey busy since morning dey try do anything wey she fit do just to make sure say her husband win dia party primary election,with her guards standing for every corner ever ready to take down any intruder wey pass him boundary,at least with her better influence her husband don successfully thief the government 20billion,since she begin use spider gang dey operate for those top politicians dem,her rank don high based on say with just simple call she fit escape any criminal charge wey the country corruption body nack her and she go go Scot free,no big deal at all


the ringing of her phone comot her mind from the file wey she bin dey focus on,she grab the phone begin look the screen as confusion full her mind,who come dey call her private number with that kin number,how phone number go contain letters

+killer026bloody77*** naso the number take display for her phone screen

after the phone don ring 8 times without the caller stopping as the phone continue ringing after each ring don cut,she gather mind pick am

"hello!,she yan enter her phone as she begin struggle to hide the fear wey full her body

"Mrs jolade,macho voice yan from the other end


"who be this?, her liver fail her as her hand begin shake


"nah peson wey you nor go like know or see becos i dey dangerous more than you fit imagine


"i beg ya pardon,please introduce ya self or i will be forced to hang up,she yan,now feeling confident as she notice watin won unfold


"Hahaha!!!,hang up?,wait if only you know watin dey front dey await you,you nor go sound like that, just calm down and obey my instructions if you still like ya political career Mrs jolade, the macho voice yan



"who you be?,she yan


"since nah who i be you won know,i no go delay,but!' i dey after something,and i be the last peson wey you go ever try mess up with,i be chief ayawu's secret agent,the macho voice yan


"what rubbish,what business i get with chief ayawu that you decided to interrupt my busy moment with this stupid! call,she bark


"business? oh! you won know about the business too,ok ya business with me is simple,Mrs jolade you killed chief ayawu,you nack me off business by taking my boss of guard,just because i nor dey town,i emerk on mission only to come back and meet him burial ceremony,my money i nor get,pay off nothing even shishi i nor get before you nack him red card,for 10 years now i don dey work for him,just 2 more years left for me to get my pay off, nahim you just shatter my dream,something wey don take all my life commitment,time,skill and energy nahim you come destroy,now Mrs jolade listen to me,if you still like as ya family take be now,asin if you won make ya husband still remain alive and continue progressing in his political fraud as him don win the just concluded primary election then you have to pay me the sum of 100million USA dollars wey chief ayawu suppose pay me as my pay off in two years time if not that you kill am,nah the agreement wey i sign with him be that,say i go work for him for 12 years then him go pay me off with 100million USA dollars apart from the allowances wey i dey receive


"wait! wait!! hold it just hold it!!!,how you take get my number?,she yan

"that one nah to show you how deadly i be,i repeat nor mess up with me Mrs jolade


"nah you i go tell that one, no mess up with me,big mama yan


"i like ya ego, but believe me wen i show full,you go shrink,you go fear face!,he yan


"100million U.S dollars? nah weed dey worry you!,she yan


"good,i give you just 48 hours,i repeat just 48 hours to get the money ready or else i go show full,and for ya information i go like tell you say ya secret agent i mean spana him dey under one police man custody,see i know all and i see all,i be devil and i dey invisible nor try me,the macho voice yan


"get off the line my friend!!,she scream


"make i show you myself small,dont mess with the devil!,now turn and look ya guards,the voice yan enter phone

big mama carry head up,she begin look her guards for where dem stand inside her office,from nowhere a speed bullet pierced through the wall and hit one of her guards,she open mouth dey watch as her heavily built guard scattered into pieces,unbelievable right the macho voice whispered inside the phone,dont dare me no mess up with the devil!!,tu tu!! the line went off

"hello !,hello!! hello!!,she begin shout enter the phone as the line went off,her guards scattered everywhere as dem surround her with dia body in other to protect her,fear,shock and confusion full her body as she stand begin waka up and down inside her office with her guards following her side by side,oh no! she yan,did he just say something about spana

she dive her phone instantly as she dial spana number

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"na money be fine bobo!..bobo!!!!!


abeg never pick am make that song sing small,erotic yan spata as spata won pick spana phone wey just begin ring


"nah goat you be,see nah big mama dey call am o!,spata yan


"o boy pick am,yan her watin dey ground incase,Stevo yan


"hello ma,spata yan as he pick the phone


"where spana??,she yan impatiently


"mama spana never return house since morning wey him waka go do jugging o!,spata yan



"shiiittt!!!!,spata!!

"ma,


"did he have any problem with any police officer?


"emi! police police police mmmmmmm!!! yes! yes!,but nah the daughter,spata yan

"good,see there is a very big problem now and i really need him right now to fix things up so,what you will do now is to track down the police man family,if he refuse to give him up,murder everybody!!!,threaten the police man till you find where he kept spana



"ok mama,that one nah small palava,we go track him down to where spana dey,we never enter action tey tey nah becos say we never know anything about him where about,but as we don get clue eh!, nah fire! for fire!,to track wia him dey nobi case as far we get small link about him where about,spata yan


"good,i need him today,right now!,she yan and hang up

***

"spata yan others watin dey ground as all of dem jab up,sharpaly they all dress up in their uniform with different weapons ready for action, all of dem don over high as drugs wey dem take begin take him toll on them,spata rush door as him begin struggle with the key in a quest to unlock it


guy wait make i help you open am nah,Stevo yan with sniper well position on his back and two supporting ak 47 chain bullet


"em! nor bother ya sef just help me hold the house straight i can open the door



to be continued......
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LiteratureRe: Bottle Warriors(beer Parlour Night Tale)story By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2018
pradoic:
youngzubi nobi so oo,coma update here nah!
i will but not now bro
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:21pm On Aug 20, 2018
Silver1996:
Youngzubi ride on, i still dey with u
my man i dey feel u brotherly,i go send you email lets discuss bro....
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:18pm On Aug 20, 2018
rowdymind:
My Fear Na Weda Im Hold Im Jazz,
Buh How A Whole Spana Go Loose Gaurd Like This Na
Youngzubi Thanks For The Mention I Twale, My Babe Just Burst My Heart I Dey Cm
so she nack u red card,Chai infact i dey feel the effect here bro,take hrt my man(ndo)smiley
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
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Episode.........39




Life goes on
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The kidnap
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1 MONTH LATER
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Life goes on,as the money worth the hustle,so the hustle still dey pay no regrets no looking back,still your guy spana the unshakeable,no try me or you try and see!'still life goes on'



After we don complete 5 bloody assassine mission both for senators and big mama,everybody just lay low as nah sugar mummy runs full ground now,although me and my guys nor dey see that one as mission instead we dey pray make runs dey come everyday,but as i dey here now eh!,i nor too like woman matter again since Bola oga frank formal wife turn my own,she carry everything wey i dey find for woman "even" i don nack vicky red card lastweek,as nah church matter and how she go take Change my life she just focus on,but onto say i nor just need any virgin marry ontop my matter now, nahim i show her road to her papa house"her father!"

two weeks later after that ibaddan express way trauma,the doctor discharge Bola(oga frank formal wife) for hospital,as she reach house that day i nor even gree make she settle down finish nahim i tell her say make she yan me everything asin how e take start and how e take end,omo come see cocrodie tears after crying for 13mins under my arm she later compose herself begin explain things,she talk say nah that night wey oga frank catch me and she dancing ske-le-wa for dia house nahim he waka come house trowey her things outside for midnight and onto say and based on say the way oga frank take come rescue her from her home wia dem dey sexually abuse her anyhow both rape and all that kin tins before him come marry her,going back to her family nah hell infact e go better make she go chop poison and die in peace than to bo back to her family because her pa'le die early nahim her ma'le waka go marry a police man wey be say him dey Bleep both him ma'le and her, she talk say nah onto say her stepfather nah retired police man so nah through the connection oga frank take jam her as him sef like better thing nahim.he come marry her,so since she nor fit go back home nahim she carry her things go beg one of her church member say make she just follow dem stay small,as sisters in lord wey dem be the woman happily welcome her into her home,but some weeks later the woman husband begin make some advances towards her even e don pass like 8 times she don catch the man looking through the small hole wey dey the bathing room door dey watch her anytime she dey baff

"you for tell that ya church woman nah,abi sister in dah lord,nah the question wey i ask her that day but she yan say

hmmm! bros see eh! i know say nah watin i for do and nah watin i suppose do but the matter be say the way the man take holy eh! i swear him wife go tear me dirty slap iffa try talk that kin thing and you know naw she go begin look me somehow even the husband go deny am,becos him nah assistant pastor for our church



"you mean am!!!!,i yan


"wait o! bros e never finish,the one wey kill my moral pkata-pkata asin wey weak me pass nah the day wey i catch him ontop their 15years old housegirl,bola yan


"15??,pastor??,i shout


bros if the girl nor fit talk nah how i go won take talk,but watin i do be say i go find paper take block that hole wey dey for the bathing room door,the man nor talk anything, nahim one night like that wey him wife go church program i just baff finish tie towel waka dey enter my room but as i enter room look door say make change clothe not knowing that the foolish man dey hid inside the wardrobe wey dey my room,just for me to open am carry pant wear nahim i see the man squeeze himself inside there,i shout Jesuss!! as fear catch me becos i nor expect am,my towel fall comot naso the man eye turn red as he dive me push go bed,like play like play he won penetrate me but i nor gree naso we begin struggle till the woman come back,she begin hear noise for my room nahim she run go carry spare key take open door waaa!!!

watin pain me pass be say she no gree make i explain anything at all,she just push me out say make i comot for her house,she begin trow me insult from different angle, when i reach outside and look time nahim i see say nah after 12 for midnight everywhere quiet like graveyard, fear, cold and cry just mix up begin catch me,nahim i waka go sidon for one shop like that,nah dia i sidon till sleep catch me,i sleep off only for me to waka up as two giant men hold me,i still dey try wonder watin dey happen nahim dem blindfold me come inject me something wey make me sleep off,i later wake up inside moto boot dem later carry me out come lock me inside one room like that with 2 young girls and one other woman,i think you know how the end take happen since nah you save me,Bola conclude her long explanations


"chai!,nah the only thing wey gree comot for my mouth



nah so Bola take yan me everything but onto say i like her assert and beauty omo,naso i take carry over o!,after all nobody holy pass everybody must get him own story to tell, without devil gawd sef no go dey powerful

naso i take wake up this morning after yesterday runs for dotsky hotel wia i go hit one sugar mummy holy hole,my body just weak so i decided to do small jugging at least from my junction to another junction so as to warm up my system

after i don kit up finish with headwarmer for my head and white canvass i shuk head enter street begin jug

6mins later i burst out for our junction then begin go next one,i just dey enjoy the fresh early mo-mo breeze as the tin just dey refresh my body,jejely i bin focus for watin i dey do,till i reach one street like that nahim one girl like that burst out from her street as she begin jug dey go for my front,i begin look as her yansh just dey bounce up and down,nobi say e big but as yansh nah yansh e must bounce as long as say nah leggings she wear come dey jug again, bouncing nah sure tin,like say nah curse dem jazz me i begin follow the girl for back,anywhere she branch enter me sef i go follow her shuk head enter

21mins later she stop begin catch her breath,me sef i stop begin catch my own,upon say i notice say e get one black moto wey begin follow me immediately i burst out for my street and i dey watch the moto but immediately i begin look dey follow this girl my mind comot for the moto side

like Flash light,within seconds the black moto pulled over for my back,as the brake make one kind noise,just for me to turn look watin dey happen,three hefty men rush me instanta,dem nor even gree make i breath well as they spray one kind chemical enter my eyes,i screamed in pain come use hand begin rub my face naso dem rush me begin drag me enter dia moto,within 7secs they jam door gbim-gbim vooom !!! nah the only sound wey i just dey hear as the moto enter speed and zoom off



i wake up hours later,as i open eyes come notice say dem use wire tie me tight for chair,everywhere dark nah only one candle light dey inside the place,but i manage look well as i sight 5 hefty men standing with different weapons,smile nor just dey dia face at all as dia oga match forward with weed for him mouth wey begin do me longer throat i just swallow spit gowm!!


"oga zubby!!,Hahaha!! useless spana!
we finally meet again,shebi i tell you say till we meet again,i decided to forget ya matter but you pass ya boundary by dumping my princess vicky,dem nor born u well to use and dump my daughter ,i go murder you!!!!!!!!!!!

everywhere shake as i recognise the man



to be continued
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LiteratureRe: Love Hiccups by Youngzubi(m): 10:50am On Aug 20, 2018
lovely story
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2018
Ann2012:
Stevo no die oooo!!! Thanks Youngzubi
grin am gonna shoot you -------------»»»»»
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:58pm On Aug 19, 2018
swiz123


o!,i thought that the threaten and negotiation would cover that area,i couldnt cool down to give much details on that part due to work so i just tried to summarize things up,....but"noted bro"
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:59pm On Aug 19, 2018
emperorblog:
waw great story bro more ink to yoyr pen

more wisdom to ya brain



goan post d story on okadabook atleas


www.emperorblog.com.ng
i will do daht buh lemme complete it first..
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 4:27pm On Aug 19, 2018
Episode..........38



mission go wrong
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Stevo Stevo Stevo how many times i call u?
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like film,just like African magic,i stand dey watch as Stevo take close eyes,E just be like dream,only if e fit be dream i for don jab up tey! tey! begin fire prayer to cancel am and if nah film i for don go change over, asin i nor even want light talkless of watching the film again,but since nah reality i go do anything within my power to ensure dat Stevo the sniper king no die!!

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still inside the forest,i just confuse on watin i go do,i just confuse becos Stevo nor fit waka,him nor fit stand up so dat we go shake hand hug ourselves and yan "mission accomplished"just like we always do each time we complete our mission

i dey confuse becos oga frank wife nor fit stand,she no fit waka on her own to the main road,how i go take carry this two people,who i go carry and who i go leave,what if i leave one and go with one then come back only to find the one i left missing,all this thought just dey give me heavy headache as confusion begin build estate ontop my head,i still dey try reason the best option when i begin hear sound,e dey sound like say peson dey waka inside the bush so i quickly drop Stevo head for ground,bring out my pistol then dive inside the bush nah dia i bend down dey look make the peson com out,with my gun well positioned nahim one woman burst out from the bush,i recognized her instanta


i begin watch as the woman turn confuse,nobi about dead body wey dey ground but becos of the place wey she burst out,she think say nah main road be that not knowing dat she bin dey waka in circle inside the bush,nah wia she from begin run she still burst out again


"stop dia!!,i shout as the woman won begin run again


she freeze and jejely she begin turn her neck to see who get the voice,as she turn come sight me with the gun wey i dey point for her head,sharpaly she kneel down

"abeg nor kill me,she begin yan


"shebi nah me save u before,i yan

she look me well then begin recognise me


"wia the other lady dey?,she yan


"nah now you go ask abi,but you just tear race like made woman begin run wen i free you from that rope,you nor even look back to yan thank you,nah run u just dey run,i para for the woman



"abeg nor vex sir,see i no know who be who so as una free me nah road to the express i begin find only to waka all the waka wey i waka and still come back here,she yan


"see i nor just get time for rubbish talk,if u mess up i nor go delay at all!! nah to scatter ya head with bullet,so obey anything wey i talk without dulling you dey hear me so!!!!!,i shout


"ye! yes! yes!,she begin shake with fear


"good,oya enter that place go carry the other woman she dey inside the bush




i look as the woman drag oga frank wife comot from the bush,she begin struggle to carry her,so i drop Stevo with everything wey i don carry for ground waka go lift oga frank wife put for her back then waka come carry Stevo with other weapons as i begin find road go express



few minutes later,we finally burst out for express,we trek go wia i park golden dragon,immediately we reach the place i unlock the moto as we put Stevo for seat then drop oga frank wife beside him




"oya enter front make we dey go,i yan


but the woman kneel down sharpaly begin beg me say make i leave her to find her own way,nahim i reason am say since i nor get anything to do with her so i just kukuma enter moto shuk head enter express, reverse and enter speed wey be say steering just free for my hand like say nah hand fan



i begin reason watin go be my next move,nah hospital straight at least make dem begin receive treatment before i call others and reason dem watin dey ground,no! no! no! hospital nor go gree treat Stevo onto say nah bullets dey him body,Chai! watin i go do

iffa say make i go police station go collect em! Chai i don forget watin dem dey call dat tin,no need dat one nobi option at all!!


i grab my phone sharpaly as one better idea struck me,i quickly dial spata number



"hello!,you nor see my miss calls,we dey road dey fin una,spata yan as he pick for first ring


"guy Stevo


"watin do Stevo!,he yan as he nor even gree make i talk finish


"see guy Stevo dey quarter to hell as i dey follow u yan


"ah!! e better be lie spana,no nah lie!!, spata yan


"abeg no time for long tin,u know watin una go do now eh!, i yan still driving with high speed


"watin,wait which side una dey first,spata yan


"dat one no matter now,shebi una carry weapon?,i yan


"we complete nah,but dress,jazz and weapons dey with us,spata yan



"good,oya sharp sharp,make una go find any better hospital make sure una do am codedly, make nobody notice say nah kidnap una come do



"dat one nah chicken palava,spata yan

"good,so una go carry doctor and nurse,i yan



"how many, spata yan


"only one doctor and one nurse,tell dem say make dem carry tools and drugs wey dem go take treat person wey bullet hit,i yan


"ok till we meet for house,spata yan


"good till then;i yan then cut the phone onto say i need to focus




3hrs later i drive enter one junction like dat nahim i sight some people for front,dem dress in black with touch light for dia hand,as i near dem nahim i notice say nah police

i for just drive pass but dem use pkako with plenty other obstacle block road,i jam leg for brake immediately i reach there as all of dem cork their gun come position dem sef well,their oga waka come front with pistol for him hand

he jam knock twice for my moto window say make i come down,with vex onto say dem dey delay me i comot all my tops as my chest just stand gidigba!,with force i push the moto door and step outside


"Mr man watin you carry and why you nor wear clothe for body,the oga police yan


"make una comot dat rubbish for road make i pass!,i yan


"you dey craze!!,you dey mad!!,oya come open ya boot,you never see delay sef,i go teach you lesson today,the oga police yan with vex


"i shuk head enter moto as i drag one ak 47 come out

ta! to! tata! tuluu!! all this nah the toy noise wey their yeye gun just dey make as dem begin shoot me

"gigigim!!,i scatter one police head with my ak 47,like say nah curse all of dem tear race except for their oga wey i nor gree make him run,i grab him belt as i kick him leg comot for ground nahim the man fly up nack head for ground as him begin drop piss for body



"oya! waka go comot those rubbish make i pass,i shout as the police man stand up begin stagger go push the rubbish away, i shuk head enter moto fire dragon and zoom


1hr later i drive enter my street for festac as look time,5:14am i slow down till i reach gate,the gateman rush open gate sharpaly as i drive enter compound,i nor even wait to off the moto engine as i tear race go open door wia Stevo lay down
i begin drag him outside sharp sharp,naso the idiot begin laugh ,him stand up begin stagger dey laff

"Chai naso you like me reach bro,Stevo yan as my guys rush outside

"so nah pretending u just dey do since,i yan


"nobi so guy,dem hit me jazz bullet but i recover 15mins later i for stand up but my body just weak,so i say make i just relax after all you be boss,Stevo yan


spana you sure say u well,nobi Stevo be this?,simple yan

"guy you nor do well,ah ah! see as i just dey sweat since,o boy nah Bleep up o!, i yan as i go carry oga frank wife outside begin enter house


as i enter parlour,i sight one doctor with nurse,dem sidon for chair with one big box wey dey floor




after we don threaten and negotiate with the doctor dem,they begin treat oga frank wife and Stevo


"after removing all the bullets wey enter Stevo body,the doctor come yan say oga frank wife go follow dem go hospital for proper treatment onto say she don lose plenty blood,naso i transfer some money enter the hospital account as spata take him moto drive both the doctor,nurse and oga frank wife go hospital,omo nobi small thing o!



to be continued
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PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Is Better Without The Igbos" - Alaba Ajibola, Babcock University Staff by Youngzubi(m): 9:48pm On Aug 18, 2018
i would have blaster that man but on a second thought i changed my mind simply because the way that tie take tight him throat like a sacrificial goat made me forgive him his since

look him well nah,the man never chop



look him well nah,they force him to wear that tie




look him well nah,the barber that cut his hair scrapped off his sense together with his hair


look him well nah,he is just an hungry lab keeper who seeks attention













































please how much is rat poison now,biko i need to do birthday for him
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:55pm On Aug 18, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:53pm On Aug 18, 2018
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LiteratureRe: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by Youngzubi(m): 8:13pm On Aug 18, 2018
NaijaTushboy:
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make no body vex i wan learn how to create link on nairaland bt thd winner na YOUNGZUBI
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CelebritiesRe: Meet Savage Trap Queen: Biography, Makes N100k Per Blue Film, Porn Actress by Youngzubi(m): 1:27pm On Aug 18, 2018
WahalaDeyHere:


Poverty is a disease. Making $300 Dollar for a porn movie while I make over 500,000 any night I sleep with a senator


i can pay 600,000k
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
Episode....37



Deadly mission
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wia jazz meet jazz mission go wrong
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from wia i stand,i begin observe our intruders,dem be two,very tall gigantic with heavy built chest wey swell up lick mountain of fire,if to say nah few months ago when i never join spider gang i jam this kind people,surely i for don dey piss for clothe by now but no!,my heart nor beat kpakam as nah how i go take attack dem without dem blowing alarm to others,i look dem again nahim as i notice say dem nor wear any clothe for body nah only trousers,on their neck i sight jazz wey hang comfortably fine like"dem nor born dem" i turn look Stevo nahim i notice say him too dey draw plan


"why una no won talk,una dey fear?,one of dem yan as two of dem begin laff


then i made up my mind say the best and suitable wey to fight dis can battle nah man to man,since we nor want noise e means say nah gunless fight,we need dem dead but dem get jazz so i motion Stevo say make him drop gun and do watin i do


like powerless officers we drop our weapons for ground,i watch as one of dem grin onto say we don fear come surrender,


Stevo",i yan


yes boss,Stevo yan


fire for fire!,knife to flesh,make the superior overcome,make use of ya knife!,hope to see u overcome bro,i yan then in a swift motion i dive forward as me and one of the guys land for ground,as i nor expect am the guy release one heavy punch for my mouth naso i take loose one teeth,i still manage to look Stevo the guy good for boxing,him just dey dodge all him opponent punches and kick,like play like play the guy grab me for neck and lift me up like say i nor chop come,with my legs moving freely for air onto say the huge guy just seize me for air,with all my strength i target him prick region as i release super kick towwaaa!!!!! i feel as him kidney take shout

aaaahhhh!!,he shout and release my neck then use him two hand hold the area wia i don demolish,as he bow down on him two kneels,i turn look around but i nor even see any sign if Stevo and him opponent apart from dry grass sound wey i dey hear from the forest nahim i assume say dem don carry their own fight enter bush

with aim say make i go finish my own opponent nahim i turn as knife shuk head enter my throat, i try move but my body just pin for the place wia i stand,the guy wey shuk me the knife begin twist the knife for my neck,i nor feel pain and blood nor comot,nahim i come gather energy grab the charm wey dem him neck with all my strength i cut am comot from him neck as the beads wey dem take make am scatter for ground,the guy draw back sharpaly then tear race begin run,just few distance away from wia i stand him head scatter into pieces,i turn instantly only to see Stevo comot him eye from the sniper gun,with him body full of blood


"good job Stevo, i yan

"till death do us apart brother,he yan then stand as we carry our weapons begin track chief ayawu dem


we continue running inside the thick forest,we just dey hear different kind of sound,some go sound like say person dey laff why some dey sound like small pikin wey dey cry,but non of dem ginger us as nah to separate chief ayawu's head from him neck and then save oga frank formal wife dey our mind


we reach one place like that nahim we sight burning fire flame and smoke from a far distance for our front,we slow our step so as not to alarm dem of our presence


as soon as we near the place,the whole thing come clear,i sight five men wey dress in red clothes with white substance for dem face,beside dem nah the two teenage girls dead body wey dem don already cut off their head,then i look further from wia i lay down jeje for bush,omo i see as dem take necked the two women complete come use rope tie their hand lay dem flat for ground,one of those people wey wear red match come forward then command chief ayawu say make him do something,i nor fit hear dem from wia i hide but i dey see everything wey dem dey do

like play-like pay chief ayawu comot all him clothes then begin rub him prick after some few minutes the thing come stand kakaraka, one of him guard waka go drag one of the teenage girl dead body wey dem don cut her head comot,him drag her lifeless body come keep for chief ayawu's front then spread her two legs open


as watin won happen hit me gbam!,i position the machine gun then through the Bluetooth wey hang for my ear i whisper to Stevo say make him get ready



chief ayawu kneel down between the dead girl parted legs as one the man wey wear red clothe carry calabash go wia oga frank formal wife and the other woman lay down,he use dagger to stab oga frank wife for hand as blood begin rush he use the calabash to collect all the blood then did some incantation as red fire begin burn inside the calabash,he quickly give am to chief as him open mouth drink everything,immediately chief finish the drinking the burning blood he jam head for ground begin roll dey shout aaaaahhhhh!!!!!! for like 2mins before he come stop,stand up and rush the dead girl for ground,like Pearson wey dem don curse he begin battle with her toto to drive him prick inside but onto say nah dead body e nor easy for am


"Stevo,i yan

"yes boss,he yan


"iffa count one to three u fire chief hope say u don do ya incantation,i yan


"yes,he yan

"the jazz nko?,i yan



"i don put am for the sniper,he yan


"good,first target must do the job,i yan



"trust me!

" good,wait lemme near dem,so as to save oga frank wife




i Bend down begin crow dey near dem immediately i reach the place,i calculate my moves den bring out three explosives did incantation ontop my weapons; that one nah watin big mama give us incase the people wey we won kill get jazz,with the incantation and some things wey we go rub ontop our weapon,no matter the kind jazz wey u do,if we strike both you and ya jazz go enter road to hell fire straight




"oya 1,2,....

ready?


sure!,

"3!"


like slow motion bullet from no wia,scatter chief's head as the man collapse ontop the teenage girl body,viam!! those five men wey wear red disappear,sharpaly chief guards take position with their weapons well positioned some of dem rush go meet chief wey don already reach hell fire tey! tey!


"chief!!!!!!!!

"noo!!!!!!!,dem begin shout,as dem see say she don become past tense,with vex dey begin scatter bullet everywhere den one by one their head begin scatter as bullet from no wia begin hit dem,some of dem shuk head enter bush sharpaly as i rush go comot the rope wey dem use tie oga frank formal wife,stevo quickly rush come free the other woman the woman nor even gree make we comot the rope finish nahim she tear race enter bush begin find her way,onto say we nor get time we just leave her say make fate lead her,


onto say oga frank formal wife don loose plenty blood she just weak like rag, so i lift her up,she heavy pass bag of cement but i get strength,with me for front, i use one hand carry her ontop my shoulder then use my right hand hold gun,Stevo waka go cut the remaining part of chief head so that big mama go see say we accomplish the mission


we begin run dey find our way outside the forest


gboowaa!!!,i turn back sharpaly as i sight blood flow dey comot for Stevo mouth,bullet begin scatter for him body from different direction nahim he begin shake onto say the bullet too much,like film he land for ground with him two kneels,then slowly he open mouth begin try to tell me something but he just land for ground gbosa!


noooo!!!!!!!!!,tears begin comot my eye i nor fit believe,with vex i dive enter bush, as dem come focus their fire for my direction inside the bush wia i dive enter,i quickly drop frank wife then comot two explosive from my jacket,i use backfltt fly outside in swift motion i release the two explosive for wia dem stand dey fire their gun,as i land for ground lay down low then gbom!!! everywhere shake as dem body parts begin land for ground


sharpaly i rush Stevo for ground,i touch him neck dem place my ear for him chest

Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!,i scream


Stevo! dead or alive??.........



to be continued
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:11am On Aug 18, 2018
rowdymind:
Brotherly Welcome Back, Dos Spambot And Admin Nur Dae Smile Bt God Pass Them
abi,naso bro
LiteratureRe: WAR And LOVE ( Story Of Ex Soldier Contain War, Love And Commedy. by Youngzubi(m): 6:31pm On Aug 17, 2018
adefajosekayo:
Baba me sef join the pidgin campain strait
am glad u support the move,allast am not alone now,u'er welcome into the world of PIDGIN writting

do keep it up as time goes people will start coming to view

still your guy youngzubi
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 5:33pm On Aug 17, 2018
Johnsown1:
Wetin u come do, you rape admin wife ni
grin ara!
LiteratureRe: LORD SMARTEX (a Story Of Crime,love,betrayal And Vengeance) By Pauljustina by Youngzubi(m): 3:50pm On Aug 17, 2018
following...... more updates atleast for a start the update should be long
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:12pm On Aug 17, 2018
rowdymind:
Enyia Mekwa Osiso, Ndi Madu N'eche Gi
na laff i just dey laff wen i sight dis ur comment becos the kind ban wey dem nack me eh!
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:09pm On Aug 17, 2018
psybuk:
bia zubi leave vicky alone .abeg come finish dis story . b4 my sub go enta recession
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 3:08pm On Aug 17, 2018
Johnsown1:
Ka mu sesia cigaa ka mu ne ne zi gi anya
na ban dem nack me bro,e nobi my fault at all
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 2:59pm On Aug 17, 2018
goodday fam
scroll up to read todays update just check up this page to episode 35

i was banned since yesterday immediately after i posted yesterdays update till this morning ,omo dem still nack another one back to back till this afternoongrin na better leave dem gimme Eh!!! ahhh!!

but i don land back now no le'le,no how-no how i go still try to make am up una


to my brother pradoic,brotherly i appreciate jare,you'er my best,biggest and wonderful fan so far,jah bless u bro

still your guy youngzubi
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:33am On Aug 17, 2018
EPISODE......36


THE MISSION


MY BED STRONG MAMA



"spana!",big mama yan

"ma!",i yan


"oya make we begin go ya room",she yan,omo i jab up from the chair wey i bin sidon as i follow big mama for back,looking at her heavy backside alone dey give spana heartattack



"spana wia my car key",spata shout from parlour


i nor even look back as i shuk hand enter my pocket comot the key an fling it to spata


"ah! ok na,i dey feel you",spata yan as him waka go pick the key


as we climb the stairs finish come stand for passage nahim i use hand grab big mama waist as i use the other hand open my door

"oya enter, nah hia be my room",i yan as she waka majestically dey use eye survey everywhere

hmmm! i dey impressed as you take arrange ya room,she yan


"trust me nah,i nor dey like scatter scatter place at all

eh ehn!,hmm! smells nice too",she yan


"thank u mama,i yan as i comot my clothes come leave only boxers,nobi interview we come do


she waka go drop her hand bag onto table wey dey my room then she turn and sight me standing with only my boxers

"awww!! darling,"this your body nah killer o!,she yan


"i nor even talk anything as spana just dey bulge out for my elastic boxers

"uhhuh!!,see the man rising ,she yan then begin waka come meet me for wia i stand


she near me,come stand for my front then from my face she begin rub dey Romance my body till she reach spana cabal she stop


"why is this stuff so big",she yan



"maybe wen gawd dey creat me him forget say nah only one person get the prick as him gather material wey suppose be for 13 people come use am mold only spana",i yan

"hahaha!!,she laff


"aaaahhhh!!!,i shout as big mama grab spana,she bring am out then begin rub the head with her two palm


"spana why you finish the fuel?",spata open door shuk head enter my room and yan


"spata!! get out!!!",big mama bark

"ah! mama i bin think say you for don go o!,"gawmm!!! he jam the door

"rubbish!!,"she yan


"spana!"she yan


"watin?,"mama continue ya good work nah,i yan

"naughty boy",she yan

"mama go on!,i yan


she comot her Ankara gown as her well polished skin just dey glitter, with her pant and bra still on she kneel down and begin suck spana as part of my sense begin follow there dey comot

"chi chi chi!! maamaa!! you too sabi!,give it to me jare! aahhh!! aftee you na still you,mama you rugged!,if chief die eh! i go come replace him position," i close eye begin fly enter moon without wing

46mins later i begin release,after that i grab big mama hand and drag her up,onto say my body don activate no Tim for long tin so i direct her go the table wey dey inside my room

"bend down hold the table,push your yansh out then separate ya legs well",i yan



"as long as you will satisfy my sexual urge i l'll take any command,she yan then enter the position


with her heavy ass pushed out i grab spana wey don dey comot spit for mouth like pikin wey lick bitter leaf

i rub the head small then draw her pant down

"pa! pa!,i spank her ass,omo the tin just dey shake like water

then from behind i position spana for her hole,little by little i begin enter till da kingdom da com

"aaaawwwww!!,she moan

"her wall wet die as everywhere just dey slippery grab spana gam!,Chai cloud 360° infact

omo naso the dance begin o!,i begin rub her body from boobs wey just dey vibrate inside her bra back to her shaking ass wey just dey boost my moral each Tim i look am
'pa! pa!,i slap her ass again onto say the shaking dey give me joy

"slap it well!,hit my ass hit it!!



omo nahim i drag spana com out from her sokoto then with my right hand i waya her better slap for ass tawaa!! tawaa!!


"ahhh! its ok! Bleep me!! do it hard please!,she yan

"eh!,i drive spana enter her sokoto with force viam!

9 thrust per sec i begin scatter her hole

aaaaahhhhh!!!,you'er just too good! mmm!!! ooh noo!!


all my muscles begin shake as i grab her ass tight dey waya fire! dey enter in and out from backside,

56mins later she don already release two times nahim i carry her up,push away everything wey dey ontop the table then sit her ontop the table,she rest her back for wall as she face me

i push her ass come forward,part her legs as reddish hole surface for her sobintocal point "sobintocal things for clean ladies

"i bend down as i buried my head for her toto begin suck

"ooohh Shiittt!,wooowww!!,oh! yea!!,you'er there!,please be there!,am dead!,in there! oohh!!! noooo!!! you! just too good!!!!!,she begin speak in Latin with her eye shut


14mins later she release,nahim i stand up free her boobs from the bra wey she take cage am,i begin press like say nah eba,she grab my head as we begin kiss,we remain like that till i comot hand for her boobs then grab spana position am enter her sokoto,she free my mouth sharpaly and let out aahhh!! mmm!!!

i enter action again as i begin scatter her womanliness hole till she yan me say e don do

"i slow down then pull spana out as she grab am begin suck till i begin release man holy water for her face piss!! pissshh!!!





later-later after she don enter bathing room go clean up,she and her security guards enter their moto as dem drive comot,me and Stevo enter moto as we use the address wey big mama give us with the picture go locate chief ayawu house for lekki,we take time dey observe the environment and him house in other not to fumble when we go come for the real mission,nah for the process we sight watin go make our mission easier

"Stevo look that place,"i yan to Stevo as i point one flat like that wey be say nah glass dem take do the wall

"yes i see am,but e fit be bullet proof,Stevo yan


"ah! nah true,i yan

"ok see watin we go do,since this him house dey for open area watin we go do nah to carry sniper come,then you go sidon with the sniper inside moto while i go stand outside dey observe the whole place,once you sight him com out for him corridor or window then you fire!,but make sure you hit him with ya first shoot or else you go blow our plan as the bullet go nack alarm give those security guards,"i yan

"hmm! nice plan bro,so nah to go house go prepare be that nah,Stevo yan


"gbam!",i yan as we enter moto drive go house




around 5 o'clock in the evening,we dress for our gang uniform then carry our weapon enter golden dragon as we shuk head enter road begin go lekki for the mission


onto say nah evening holdup just too much for road,we begin enter street just to cut road short,nah by 8pm we take reach lekki as everywhere come dark apart from the street light wey full everywhere


as we enter chief ayawu dem street nahim we sight four moto wey line up dey comot from their street,i no need make peson tell me say nah chief ayawu and him security guards be that so i drive dragon go one side so that dem go fit pass

as all the four moto don pass finish,dem drive enter express begin go,i reverse my own moto begin follow dem after three moto so that dem nor go notice say i dey follow dem



2 hours later we still dey road dey follow dem,nahim i come dey wish say we complete come for the mission

nah wen we drive burst out for ibaddan express road i know say we don enter gbege!,Chai the man dey go renew abi reboost him ritual



we sha continue tracking them till we reach one place like that nahim i check time as i see say nah 12 for midnight dey nack omo nah time for action

the four moto stop as them drag two women comot from boot, they use rope tie them round,everywhere dark but i still recognise the first woman,onto say one of their moto full light dey on,i look well as i confirm am say nah my once woman crush wey put my life for oga frank hand,but how come she take enter this kind situation,i begin wonder,nahim i remember watin oga frank yan that day wey him catch two of us doing the do,chai oga frank get bitter heart but i must save the lady by all means then later-later i go deal with that wicked d.p.o

they open another boot as they carry two teenage girls com out from the boot,nahim i come dey wonder watin dem won take them do,with hot slap and beating dem begin drag those ladies enter inside the forest as those four moto wey drive dem come reverse begin go back,in other not to alarm them we just enter road drive pass them with speed


as we pass i sight chief where him and those people waka dey enter inside the thick forest,i drive our moto go pack inside bush nahim Stevo jump down sharpaly as him carry three ak47 wear for neck then grab the sniper for hand,omo no time to check time so i waka go carry the box wey contain explosive and some bullets,with chain bullets for my neck i carry two pistol fix for waist then grab one machine chain bullet gun,the thing heavy shaar but nah watin i go need onto say chief ayawu security pass ten, after we don equip ourselves well we enter road begin go meet dem


we reach the place where chief moto stop before,no moto nobody dey their again so we begin follow the small narrow road wey lead inside the forest

as we pass one big tree like that nahim everywhere come dark wella so i switch on the light wey dey our gun pointer,as we waka silently i come dey notice swift movement like ghost for our back but if i turn i no go see anything,13mins later the moon light wey some tree bin cover from shining inside forest come brighten everywhere,like dream i sight two gaint shadows for our back,i take position sharpaly then two huge security guards jump outside from no where

"zigra! watin i tell you,shebi i tell u say e get people wey dey follow us,one of dem yan

"nah true,see them how una think say una go fit follow lion


to be continued
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:49am On Aug 16, 2018
Johnsown1:
Where is this fucking guy, Kedu ebe nwoke na ara mmadu noo
nna ke way, okwa baby oku bu watsup o! grin

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