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Who get time read this long epistle. If I read long epistles in politics and literature section, I go come read am for romance section again. OP na wah for you oh! Can a kind, beautiful lady whisper to me what the OP is saying? Thanks!!!

Oga Seun! We need a horror section on nairaland. I can't find it anywhere here!!!

haymoney01: Bro... U still dnt get it... Chicken dnt have wings to fly. Dey only have feathers and it is not strong enough to even make them fly 20m above ground level... The sky is big enough if all animals are to start flying btw it wasn't my statement... I jst stand to correct you

No. I'm trying to show you the absurdity in most of the paradoxes you use. Their usefulness is a function of the context being applied and in this context, it's not applicable.

If all animals were to start flying, the sky won't be wide enough for them. Before long, there would be frequent collisons and the weak ones will be sent back down. (One can argue that it's the reason why chickens and some other birds are not meant to fly) The only option they would have is to wait for the sky to clear before launching back to flight. Now, apply that to Dagrin and Olamide and you'll see the error in that statement. If you do, just say thank you sir!

haymoney01: Aww! Get a brain... Chicken don't fly high to the sky

Na you need to get a brain bro. I only did deductive reasoning from your statement: Chickens are birds and if they don't fly high to the sky, it's because the sky is not wide enough for them and the other birds. Your words not mine!!!

LMAyedun: The sky is large & Wide enough for every birds to fly

Each, to his destiny.

Na lie! Who tell you that one? If so, why chicken no dey fly? Abi chicken no be bird?

*Dancing with a coffin on my head*

Slowly, like slavery, the anti-gay laws will be nailed to a coffin globally. What is bad is bad and it never survives under intense, unsentimental and unbiased moral and logical scrutiny. If anti-gay law is good for humanity and for the nation, it would never meet such strong resistance as it's facing today. Gays are here to stay, whether the homophobes like it or not!

How much will my coffin cost?