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Family / Re: You Are All Invited by YourCoffin: 6:50pm On Apr 15, 2018
Nna make I no lie the wife fugly. Nothing to grab when doing the do. Anyway sha na you see wetin you see so I say congrats to that
Family / Re: Getting A Divorce In A Court Registry Marriage.Lawyers' advice needed. by YourCoffin: 7:51pm On Apr 13, 2018
Why did you go for court wedding in the first place? Nothing good ever comes out of court wedding for the man

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Politics / Re: Sowore Counters Apc's Analyst Over Buhari's Chances In 2019 Presidential Electio by YourCoffin: 7:42pm On Apr 13, 2018
Sowore I'm solidly behind you even though I know sey you be empty head. Anything to get that gworo chewing mofo out of ASO rock

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Family / Re: I Need A Marriage/sex Councelling by YourCoffin: 4:00pm On Apr 13, 2018
Op just love your wife and have sex outside. It's a common problem everywhere. Yours is not peculiar. And the way we solve it is to procure the services outside

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Family / Re: INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ONLY! WHO IS THE BABY'S MOTHER by YourCoffin: 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2018
The real mother went to use the rest room...
Family / Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by YourCoffin: 2:10pm On Jan 21, 2018
winnar:
Haba..!!! kai..!!

How do you feel, sitting behind your keypad and draw conclusion on someone you dont know?

How did you know she is selfish? What has she done to get that tag "selfish"?


Na wa to you ...

Person dey lick her puna and she no dey lick the person own back. Is that not being selfish?
Family / Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by YourCoffin: 8:50am On Jan 20, 2018
Your are perfectly normal, just that you're selfish and I kinda suspect it's part of the reason ur hubby left...

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Family / Re: Types Of Men You Should Never Marry by YourCoffin: 2:56pm On Jan 12, 2018
Chai. I belong to number one o. I kinda suspect I wasn't destined for marriage. This one I no con be gay, how we go do am?
Politics / Re: Who Agreed And Signed The 1914 Amalgamation Of Nigeria? by YourCoffin: 4:45pm On Dec 21, 2017
The devil
Family / Re: Removed by YourCoffin: 9:04am On Dec 13, 2017
I would rather believe Buhari is fvcking Aisha cowgirl style than believe this story...

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Family / Re: How To Escape Incidence Like That Of Ex_pdp Chairman's Son by YourCoffin: 12:24pm On Nov 22, 2017
Nice...

Incase you don't want to listen, book ur coffin in advance sha
Romance / Re: Powerful Pre-wedding Photo Of My Very Good Friend Pauline Dinne And Her Hubby. by YourCoffin: 12:40pm On Nov 20, 2017
After now, we go read say she don stab this one to death. See as him dey smile to his grave
Family / Re: I Invite My Brothers To Leave With Me Now Its Affecting My Relationship..advice by YourCoffin: 6:23pm On Nov 16, 2017
Bros e be like sey dem even force you to help ur brothers? You dey yan like person wey no drink breast milk wella
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: La Casera Company Plc Fresh Job Recruitment (3 Positions) by YourCoffin: 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
Pushing truck sure pass this one
Romance / Re: PLEASE HELP: My Gf's Breasts Is So Sagged & Flat; And She's Just 25 by YourCoffin: 5:18pm On Oct 08, 2017
On the bright side, she will never have breast cancer

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Family / Re: Shocking Attitude Of Men To Rape by YourCoffin: 4:47pm On Oct 03, 2017
You mean all those alleged rapists can write queen's english like this?

Or are we to believe it's a transcription?

I also wonder how statistics gotten from South Africa is used to make a conlusion regarding Nigerian men? embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: Inside Anambra Jungle Where Female, Male Sex Workers Battle For Clients by YourCoffin: 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2017
Abeg who has the map and compass to the place?
Politics / Re: FG Releases 57 Achievements Of President Buhari Administration So Far by YourCoffin: 12:29am On Oct 01, 2017
Take off of second Niger Bridge?

If you meant the Bridge ran away, then I believe una.

By the way what happened to Ogoni clean up?

Abi e no follow for achievement?

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Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill's Father Was Obasanjo's Gardener - Tonto Dikeh by YourCoffin: 9:20am On Sep 28, 2017
So?

He's now a billionaire. That's an achievement

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Secession: Kurdish Iraqis Commence Referendum Voting For Independence. by YourCoffin: 10:50am On Sep 25, 2017
wirinet:


Even with all the oppression and suppression the Iraqi had meted out on the Kurds over the decades, including chemical attacks, even with strong and recognized political structures and leaders, even with powerful, well armed and experienced military, the Kurds did not use intimidation, threats and insults to attempt to force the Iraqi government to grant them independence. The secession is not based on hatred. They did not call Iraq a zoo. They did not threaten Kurdistan or war.
Biafrans has a lot to learn from the Kurds.

Their journey to freedom started with the killing of an authocractic leader. You know who is playing the same script in SE?
Politics / Re: Never Again: Rwanda Genocide And Biafra Agitation By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat by YourCoffin: 8:29am On Sep 25, 2017
sarrki:


Self determination that is founded on hatred and bigotry is crime

Your president started it.

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Family / Re: Help!!! Are Prostitutes A Good Option? I Find Solace In Them by YourCoffin: 1:22am On Sep 25, 2017
News flash! You have higher chance of contacting HIV from non-prostitutes than prostitutes...

Just don't fvck them raw and endeavour to always go with your own condoms
Family / Re: What Would You Do? Get A Driver Or Live By Yourself? by YourCoffin: 1:02am On Sep 25, 2017
OP, I'm looking for someone to cook breadfruit for me?
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks NNPC Apapa, Lagos. 4 People Killed by YourCoffin: 8:29am On Sep 19, 2017
How do I reach their families?
Romance / Re: To The Guys: If She Is Not Yours Don't Go Nude With Her - Bamisepeter's Blog by YourCoffin: 4:41pm On Sep 18, 2017
So OP, how do I keep to my moral code of not dating who I haven't slept with? angry angry

Don't tell me not to sleep with them before dating them cos I won't take it.
Politics / Re: "Boko Haram Vs IPOB" By Wikipedia by YourCoffin: 8:04pm On Sep 16, 2017
Buhari just started a civil war and he doesn't know it. This war will be fought Sudan style
Family / Re: Why Ladies Are Always Doing This To Me. by YourCoffin: 6:50pm On Sep 16, 2017
I suspect they have sized your prick and seeing how 'you know' it is, they tell you stuff to scare you off.

Kpele. Next time don't wear tight pants to a date...

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Family / Re: My Twin Girls Often Kiss Each Other by YourCoffin: 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2017
Prognose:

shocked
@ nine month? Giving head Where's your soul? undecided

Lol. I was trying to help the OP's imagination.
Family / Re: My Twin Girls Often Kiss Each Other by YourCoffin: 9:56am On Sep 11, 2017
Just kiss na. If they con dey give themselves head, what will you do?
Family / Re: Plz Help: Anger Is My Major Problem by YourCoffin: 9:03am On Sep 11, 2017
The only way so solve it is to shout at a guy or lady that won't be able to tolerate it. Maybe when the person give you the beating of your life, your behaivour will change for good.

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