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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by YourCoffin: 2:22pm On Oct 05, 2014
Chelsea killing and burying Arsenal since 1845. Today we unearthed them and we will bury them again and again and again and again.
FamilyRe: * Wife Beating And Domestic Violence * by YourCoffin: 10:39am On Sep 26, 2014
cococandy: Well...

It's not really black and white.

Saying a man can't be pushed to react will be me lying to myself.

But there's a risk in saying it is understandable.it opens doors for all kinds of misunderstandings about the acceptability of violence.

So to get rid of it or at least to attempt to get rid of it,we must always be clear that we chose not to understand it.
Understanding can lead to acceptance.

That we don't want
If a man is pushed to the wall he should spring back like a string. It's 100percent understandable. You're just speaking unecessary grammar that only seeks to adorn the white paper. Every living thing does it. Even a paint starts to peel off from the wall after a while.
FamilyRe: Feminism Redefined By Emma Watson by YourCoffin: 5:57pm On Sep 25, 2014
Crap! Crap! Crap! What's the meaning of HeforShe sef? If truly what Ema says feminism is all about why not use HeandShe? Feminists! *shakes my head* And you wonder why men don't take you guys seriously.
PoliticsRe: British Parliamental System Of Government Vs The American Congressional System by YourCoffin: 1:19pm On Sep 22, 2014
A combination of both is called what?
FamilyRe: My 3 Months Old Marriage Just Crushed. by YourCoffin: 7:16am On Sep 20, 2014
OP, no mind these commenters. You did a right thing. It's your life and your utmost priority in life is to make your life comfortable. If your lastest venture has too much risk cut off compeletly and try another one. You're not a child. You made a wise decision.
FamilyRe: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by YourCoffin: 4:49pm On Sep 15, 2014
bukatyne: So you agree there was an 'old way?'

Don't you believe that some people will still want to be stuck to it especially when it favours them?

Some guys still think like that. You need to hear posh men talking in my office. Some are so archaic! 'How can my wife ask for my whereabouts? When she sees me, she sees me'; 'All these feferity na courtship o! after marriage, she go know say she don get husband' etc. etc. Omo, character no be by poshness. Beneath all the class, some guys are really not different from their 15th century counterparts.
What men say in group is different from what they do individually.
CelebritiesRe: Actor Jnr Pope Helps His Pregnant Wife In The Kitchen & Shares The Pic by YourCoffin: 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2014
priscaoge: What an illiterate b•ast•ard.undecidedundecided How did u pass ur common entrance exam? How do u intend to pass ur WAEChuh What a waste of Spermatozoa U are. Y don't u go back to Cemetery? A walking corpse looking 4 'YourCoffin'undecidedundecided


Quote me to prove that u are a walking corpse!
I never left the cemetry. I'm still there waiting for you! D;
CelebritiesRe: Actor Jnr Pope Helps His Pregnant Wife In The Kitchen & Shares The Pic by YourCoffin: 4:48pm On Sep 05, 2014
priscaoge: I don't wanna loose my cool this evening,but I think it's U and ur entire generation that thunder will fire!
You don't want to loose your cool, yet you lost your cool and insulted YourCoffin? Are you alright? Do you did a slice of that pounded yam?
CelebritiesRe: Actor Jnr Pope Helps His Pregnant Wife In The Kitchen & Shares The Pic by YourCoffin: 4:38pm On Sep 05, 2014
priscaoge: +domesticatedgringrin

@Topic: Someone was actually talking about d gadgets in the kitchen that can help make things easy 4 u, now my question is,Can a blender pound Fufu or Yam 4 U? True African man/woman pounds fufu or yam in a mortar not d other way round. While eating it,U eat with Ur bare hands not with Cutleries. When u get married to a man who is homely and domesticated,U will understand that "Women's Education NEVER Ends in Kitchen". They will help u out in domestic chores. Only d lazy n myopic Dudes will criticise him.


*HappyFamily*
Before I comment, make thunder first fire you! Dgrin;

Which kain yeye man be this. What evidence is there that he actually pounded that yam? Dude looks like a drunkard.
FamilyRe: Who Is A Guy With Potential? by YourCoffin: 7:51am On Sep 03, 2014
Here in Niaja, how potential a guy is, is closely tied to the number of digits in his bank statement. If a guy has more than ten million written on it, he has an overdose of potential. It doesn't matter what he did or doing or didn't do to get the money or if the money is actually his. I'm sure that if your friend had shown the lady a bank statement with ten million written on it, she would have given birth to their third child by now.
FamilyRe: Who Would You Take A Bullet For In Your Family, Dad Or Mum, Who Else? by YourCoffin: 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2014
A young guy taking a bullet for an old person is the definition of stupidity. OP, I'm not stupid. You hear me! I'm not stupid!

No. Wait! *climbs mountain kilimanjaro and shouts* OP, I'm not stupid and I didn't read all those character you drew there!
RomanceRe: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by YourCoffin: 7:45pm On Sep 01, 2014
MissMeiya: Have you ever been in love before? Real, wild, reckless, mind-blowing love.

My boyfriend and I were absurd during the first year of our relationship. Like, actually composing poetry via sms. He couldn't stop talking about me to other people and I, him. His neighbors knew about me for months before they ever laid eyes on me. We talked on the phone EVERY DAY, for HOURS. If a day went by when one didn't hear from the other, it was cause for concern.

When you feel that way, you want the world to know, because it's so amazing. You almost feel drunk. And you want everyone to know that that person that you love so much, they love you back.
Super story!
FamilyRe: FEMALE CIRCUMCISION: What Are The Side Effects? by YourCoffin: 4:56pm On Sep 01, 2014
MrsAwesome: Depending on the level of scar or structures chopped off, it causes difficulty in second stage of labour like prolonged second stage, obstructed labour, some likely avoidable episiotomies, perineal & anal tear, and other complications.
It caused bilateral episiotomies for me which took time to heal.
What language is this, nne? Biko, come down to our level oO! I need to be schooled in this thing.
PoliticsRe: Confinement Saga: Governor Chime’s Wife Makes a U-Turn, Begs for Forgiveness by YourCoffin: 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2014
From where I'm standing this read like a suicide note, a lengthy one though. I won't be surprised if...
HealthRe: How I Survived Ebola - Late Nurse's Fiance by YourCoffin: 8:35am On Aug 31, 2014
You did good, Dennis. But I pray never to be tempted with this kind of situation because I know I'd definitely fail. My life first bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw On 28th August 2014 by YourCoffin: 5:57pm On Aug 28, 2014
Chelsea qualifying UCL group stage since England invented football. With DiMONEY and Didi leading our striking force, I see our second UCL cup in the horizon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw On 28th August 2014 by YourCoffin: 5:36pm On Aug 28, 2014
iluvtotodie: Its champions league draw and not a manchester united troll thread numbskulls....

Live with it. Liverpool hasn't been to the champions league for years and its not a new thing if man utd missed out this season.
Cry me a river!!!
FamilyRe: Ladies,a Thread to celebrate The Good Husbands Out There by YourCoffin: 5:30pm On Aug 28, 2014
Godson201333: Like I once said,some peoples username portray who they are or what they are doing eg dicksucker nko
CIA is in love with you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw On 28th August 2014 by YourCoffin: 5:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
Superstar007: Group Of Death

- Swansea
- Sunderland
- Manchester United
- MK Dons

Which team will come out alive?
hahaha! Why evuls!
FamilyRe: Ladies,a Thread to celebrate The Good Husbands Out There by YourCoffin: 7:03am On Aug 28, 2014
greatgod2012: @yourcoffin, how you dey?
Have you now started considering marriage, if not, why bothering about good or bad husbands, if yes, i wish you goodluck.


Your username is quite funny!
Are you a coffin maker?
I'm kicking. My mind is as blank as a slate for a week now, so I'm looking for something to bother me.

Yes. But those not made with wood. Do you wish to purchase one?
FamilyRe: Ladies,a Thread to celebrate The Good Husbands Out There by YourCoffin: 4:33pm On Aug 27, 2014
teeo: Grabs sit, omo see better women. God take away feminists from my life, may trailer hit them before they locate me. cheesy
Ameeeen!!!

I don't understand. Who are the bad husbands?
RomanceRe: 14 Differences Between The Girl You Date And The Woman You Marry by YourCoffin: 10:44am On Aug 27, 2014
Relationship wise, men grow up before marriage but after marriage, they become stagnant or spirals downwards.

Women, on the other hand don't grow up before marriage but after marriage they begin to grow.

And therein lies the problem. A catastrophy that requires only tolerance to overcome.
SportsRe: Chris Giwa Defeats Mike Umeh To Emerge As New NFF President by YourCoffin: 6:40am On Aug 27, 2014
UnknownT: But seriously, what concerns DSS with football matters? If truly Maigari stole, shouldnt that be d job of EFCC or maybe Police? Shouldnt they (DSS) be concerned with the Nation's security as the name says?
Probably, he used the money to fund the activites of you know who.
PoliticsRe: Defence Headquarters Statement About Nigerian Troops In Cameroon. by YourCoffin: 8:32pm On Aug 25, 2014
Enough of all these nonsense. Both reports are lies. I'm off to the border to confirm myself.


Which one of the borders is that again?
RomanceRe: For The Ladies, Lines That Got You Blushing Or Speechless by YourCoffin: 9:04pm On Aug 22, 2014
moyarhtohbadt: OhMGawd!That was felt...yea,i'd love to...
I'd love to tell you but I'd be more passionate about it over a phone. And I do have a deep rumbling voice to match my passion, a voice that would leave your skin tingling for more. So what say you?

PS: that you're not afraid of my monicker speaks volumes about your personality to me, which I find very appealing.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies, Lines That Got You Blushing Or Speechless by YourCoffin: 7:35pm On Aug 22, 2014
moyarhtohbadt: sori,,dah was dry!!!
You don't need romance to temper a steel. The guy has never been to a blacksmith's store, so forgive his ignorance.

Would you like to know how a steel is tempered?
FamilyRe: Thread For Those Who Are Not Considering Marriage Yet. by YourCoffin: 9:17am On Aug 22, 2014
Present. Just that I'm very wierd. But how does my reason help replace Lupita with someone else in '12 Years A Slave'? Whenever she appeared on the screen, I only saw shadows.
FamilyRe: 9 Reasons Dad Should Also Take Paternity Leave! by YourCoffin: 7:43am On Aug 22, 2014
I'm not married but I need paternity leave. My dogs need me at home. OP, abeg, how do I go about getting one?
FamilyRe: For MEN: When Last Did You Cry? by YourCoffin: 12:45pm On Aug 19, 2014
I cry often, whenever I'm peeling onions and opening indomie spices.
BusinessRe: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by YourCoffin: 11:15am On Aug 19, 2014
I know it's because of me you opened this thread but your plans won't work. My business is a decent one. I mean it's just a moda fucking furniture! Why fear a goddam furniture! Abeg no dey put sand for my garri oh.
FoodRe: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by YourCoffin: 7:13am On Aug 11, 2014
Professional custard maker here.
LiteratureRe: What Do Project Managers Discuss In A Meeting During An Oil Drilling Project? by YourCoffin(op): 12:58am On Aug 11, 2014
top10nigeria: Make sure I get a credit on the Novel.
Of course, I will. The yam is nothing without the oil!!!
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