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Chelsea killing and burying Arsenal since 1845. Today we unearthed them and we will bury them again and again and again and again. |
cococandy: Well...If a man is pushed to the wall he should spring back like a string. It's 100percent understandable. You're just speaking unecessary grammar that only seeks to adorn the white paper. Every living thing does it. Even a paint starts to peel off from the wall after a while. |
Crap! Crap! Crap! What's the meaning of HeforShe sef? If truly what Ema says feminism is all about why not use HeandShe? Feminists! *shakes my head* And you wonder why men don't take you guys seriously. |
A combination of both is called what? |
OP, no mind these commenters. You did a right thing. It's your life and your utmost priority in life is to make your life comfortable. If your lastest venture has too much risk cut off compeletly and try another one. You're not a child. You made a wise decision. |
bukatyne: So you agree there was an 'old way?'What men say in group is different from what they do individually. |
priscaoge: What an illiterate b•ast•ard.I never left the cemetry. I'm still there waiting for you! D; |
priscaoge: I don't wanna loose my cool this evening,but I think it's U and ur entire generation that thunder will fire!You don't want to loose your cool, yet you lost your cool and insulted YourCoffin? Are you alright? Do you did a slice of that pounded yam? |
priscaoge: +domesticatedBefore I comment, make thunder first fire you! D ; Which kain yeye man be this. What evidence is there that he actually pounded that yam? Dude looks like a drunkard. |
Here in Niaja, how potential a guy is, is closely tied to the number of digits in his bank statement. If a guy has more than ten million written on it, he has an overdose of potential. It doesn't matter what he did or doing or didn't do to get the money or if the money is actually his. I'm sure that if your friend had shown the lady a bank statement with ten million written on it, she would have given birth to their third child by now. |
A young guy taking a bullet for an old person is the definition of stupidity. OP, I'm not stupid. You hear me! I'm not stupid! No. Wait! *climbs mountain kilimanjaro and shouts* OP, I'm not stupid and I didn't read all those character you drew there! |
MissMeiya: Have you ever been in love before? Real, wild, reckless, mind-blowing love.Super story! |
MrsAwesome: Depending on the level of scar or structures chopped off, it causes difficulty in second stage of labour like prolonged second stage, obstructed labour, some likely avoidable episiotomies, perineal & anal tear, and other complications.What language is this, nne? Biko, come down to our level oO! I need to be schooled in this thing. |
From where I'm standing this read like a suicide note, a lengthy one though. I won't be surprised if... |
You did good, Dennis. But I pray never to be tempted with this kind of situation because I know I'd definitely fail. My life first bro. |
Chelsea qualifying UCL group stage since England invented football. With DiMONEY and Didi leading our striking force, I see our second UCL cup in the horizon. |
iluvtotodie: Its champions league draw and not a manchester united troll thread numbskulls....Cry me a river!!! |
Godson201333: Like I once said,some peoples username portray who they are or what they are doing eg dicksucker nkoCIA is in love with you! |
Superstar007: Group Of Deathhahaha! Why evuls! |
greatgod2012: @yourcoffin, how you dey?I'm kicking. My mind is as blank as a slate for a week now, so I'm looking for something to bother me. Yes. But those not made with wood. Do you wish to purchase one? |
teeo: Grabs sit, omo see better women. God take away feminists from my life, may trailer hit them before they locate me.Ameeeen!!! I don't understand. Who are the bad husbands? |
Relationship wise, men grow up before marriage but after marriage, they become stagnant or spirals downwards. Women, on the other hand don't grow up before marriage but after marriage they begin to grow. And therein lies the problem. A catastrophy that requires only tolerance to overcome. |
UnknownT: But seriously, what concerns DSS with football matters? If truly Maigari stole, shouldnt that be d job of EFCC or maybe Police? Shouldnt they (DSS) be concerned with the Nation's security as the name says?Probably, he used the money to fund the activites of you know who. |
Enough of all these nonsense. Both reports are lies. I'm off to the border to confirm myself. Which one of the borders is that again? |
moyarhtohbadt: OhMGawd!That was felt...yea,i'd love to...I'd love to tell you but I'd be more passionate about it over a phone. And I do have a deep rumbling voice to match my passion, a voice that would leave your skin tingling for more. So what say you? PS: that you're not afraid of my monicker speaks volumes about your personality to me, which I find very appealing. |
moyarhtohbadt: sori,,dah was dry!!!You don't need romance to temper a steel. The guy has never been to a blacksmith's store, so forgive his ignorance. Would you like to know how a steel is tempered? |
Present. Just that I'm very wierd. But how does my reason help replace Lupita with someone else in '12 Years A Slave'? Whenever she appeared on the screen, I only saw shadows. |
I'm not married but I need paternity leave. My dogs need me at home. OP, abeg, how do I go about getting one? |
I cry often, whenever I'm peeling onions and opening indomie spices. |
I know it's because of me you opened this thread but your plans won't work. My business is a decent one. I mean it's just a moda fucking furniture! Why fear a goddam furniture! Abeg no dey put sand for my garri oh. |
Professional custard maker here. |
top10nigeria: Make sure I get a credit on the Novel.Of course, I will. The yam is nothing without the oil!!! |

What a waste of Spermatozoa U are. Y don't u go back to Cemetery? A walking corpse looking 4 'YourCoffin'
