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Here is what i will like the fone to be lik::
A new fone with 3g within the range of 20 to 35k.
It should have the ability to open pdf files and av a very good battery. Your advice wud be appreciated.

Time for our pastors to buy more jets........ The imams too fit join the league....... Tot Gej too dey plan to buy some....... Nig i hail thee !!!

Interested

ignis: Hey enough of that rubbish, this is not a brothel or a beer palour.
*No offense or insult intended please, just a caution.

Hey enough of that rubbish, this is not a brothel or a beer palour.
*No offense or insult intended please, just a caution.

baba, take !bulala! Wire their head if dey no gree shutup deir mouth..... Underaged of a gun

OCTAVO: How do you mean?
I'm a proud Trucker!
My name na PATITO
Are you a learner?

Abu Mikey: My Name na PATITO,and I be confam truck Driver!!!!


If I reach Okene I go yarn you real matters






#panodolEXTRA

how come dangote con nam all in drivaz PATITO?

thirty: it is better to give out your daughter for marriage at a tender mature age than to allow a pastor to de-flower her.

http://www.punchng.com/metro/pastor-security-guard-arrested-for-raping-underage-girls/

i assume u are a muslim. Now if my assumption is true then i av this to say to u; rather than lashing back at non-muslims, i tink we muslims shud put our house in order..... For a muslim to say an UNDERAGE MARRIAGE is allowed in islam shows he knws notin about marriage in islam. I tink the best way to avoid this kind of criticism is for us muslim to practice the real islam. SINCERELY, assumin i knew the so called muslim b4 knwn islam, i doubt if i wud av bin a muslim mysef........

olatayo1984: IF you are close wt afair of osun,you wl not pray for aregbe to come back

pls tell us y this guy shudnt come back

write2obi: Sharrrrrrappppp Prof Wale Soyinka, 3 failed marriages. Educating has nothing to do with marriage life, if u find the right one, settle down.

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Lolz...... Did u care to read and digest wat i wrote?...... Ok lemme summariz it for ya..... A successful business doesnt mean a successful marriage just lik being a grad is not a criteria for avn a sccfl marriage..... Best regard

ighoosagie: [b]list of successful people who never had a university degree






Daniel Abraham, billionaire founder of Slim-Fast.
Ansel Adams, photographer. Dropped out of high school.
Christina Aguilera, singer, songwriter. High school dropout.
Hans Christian Andersen, short story author, fairy tales.
John Jacob Astor, multimillionaire businessman.
Carl Bernstein, Watergate reporter, Washington Post.
Yogi Berra, baseball player, coach, and manager.
Timonthy Blixseth, billionaire founder of Yellowstone Club.
Daniel Boone, explorer, frontier leader.
Ray Bradbury, science fiction author.
Richard Branson, billionaire founder of Virgin Music.
Sergey Brin, billionaire founder of Google.
Edgar Bronfman Jr., billionaire heir to the Seagram liquor fortune.
John Carmack, cofounder of Id Software.
Andrew Carnegie, industrialist and philanthropist.
Scott Carpenter, astronaut.
John Chancellor, TV journalist and anchorman.
Winston Churchill, British prime minister.
Charles Culpeper, multimillionaire owner and CEO of Coca Cola.
Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computers.
Charles Dickens, bestselling novelist.
Walt Disney — yes, THAT Walt Disney.
George Eastman, multimillionaire inventor and founder of Kodak.
Larry Ellison, billionaire co-founder of Oracle software company.
Debbi Fields, founder of Mrs. Fields Cookies.
Carly Fiorina, CEO, Hewlett-Packard.
Bobby Fischer, chess master.
Henry Ford, billionaire founder of Ford Motor Company.
R. Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome.
Bill Gates, billionaire co-founder of Microsoft.
J. Paul Getty, billionaire oilman.
Amadeo Peter Giannini, multimillionaire founder of Bank of America.
Hyman Golden, multimillionaire cofounder of Snapple.
Barry Goldwater, U.S. senator and presidential candidate.
David Green, billionaire founder of Hobby Lobby.
Joyce C. Hall, founder of Hallmark.
Harold Hamm, billionaire oil wildcatter.
William Randolph Hearst, newspaper publisher.
Peter Jennings, news anchor.
Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple Computers and Pixar Animation.
Dean Kamen, multimillionaire inventor of the Segway.
Ray Kroc, multimillionaire founder of McDonald’s.
Tommy Lasorda, baseball manager.
Ralph Lauren, billionaire fashion designer, founder of Polo.
Charles Lindbergh, aviator.
Jack London, bestselling novelist.
Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brazilian president.
Mary Lyon, founder of Mount Holyoke College (America’s first women’s college).
John Mackey, founder of Whole Foods.
Steve Madden, shoe designer.
John Major, British prime minister.
Herman Melville, novelist, Moby Dick.
Karl Menninger, psychiatrist.
Claude Monet, painter.
Dustin Moskovitz, multi-millionaire co-founder of Facebook.
Walter Nash, prime minister of New Zealand.
David Neeleman, founder of JetBlue airlines.
David Oreck, founder of The Oreck Corporation.
George Orwell (aka Eric Blair), author of Animal Farm and 1984.
Larry Page, billionaire founder of Google.
James A. Pike, Episcopal bishop.
Ron Popeil, multimillionaire founder of Ronco.
Leandro Rizzuto, billionaire founder of Conair.
John D. Rockefeller Sr., billionaire founder of Standard Oil.
Karl Rove, presidential advisor.
William Safire, columnist for the New York Times.
Colonel Harlan Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC).
Vidal Sassoon, multimillionaire founder of Vidal Sassoon.
Richard Schulze, billionaire founder of Best Buy.
William Shakespeare, playwright, poet.
John Simplot, billionaire potato king.
Isaac Merrit Singer, sewing machine inventor.
Walter L. Smith, president of Florida A&M University.
Will Smith, Grammy-winning rapper, actor.
Alfred Taubman, billionaire chairman of Sotheby.
Jack Crawford Taylor, billionaire founder of Enterprise Rent-a-Car.
Dave Thomas, billionaire founder of Wendy’s.
Ted Turner, billionaire founder of CNN and TBS.
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens).
Cornelius Vanderbilt, railroad magnate.
Theodore Waitt, billionaire founder of Gateway Computers.
DeWitt Wallace, founder and publisher of Reader’s Digest.
Ty Warner, billionaire developer of Beanie Babies.
Sidney Weinberg, managing partner of Goldman Sachs.
Steve Wozniak, billionaire co-founder of Apple.
Wilbur Wright, inventor of the airplane.
Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, billionaire.



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those pple are succesful in their business buh can you tell us if they have wat we can refer to as a successful *marriage life*? But one lesson from ur post is that, you dont av to see the walls of a sch b4 u bcom successful in a particular area of life..... @op, yes i can, if she suits my taste

Its a good thing to learn buh i tink it should not be because of the money. Lik the op said, the trend is to ginger the swagger of the new biee in programming. My advice to those askin the op to teach dem;; dont giv up on ya present goal, dont start programmin because of the big big moni pple are mentionin here.......
Best regard

¿pǝʌןoʌuı zuıʇ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ɹo ¿ʎןuo ǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ןɐɔısʎɥd ɹıǝɥʇ uo pǝsɐq pǝʇɔǝןǝs ǝןdoǝd ǝsǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ sןd

*sʇuıɐɟ* ¿uʍop-ǝpısdn ןןɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ

@Aikeron....... Please do u liv or visit osun at regular interval? If u do den i tink only hatred wud mak u mak such comments..... We may not be THERE yet in osun buh atleast everybody is seeing the progressive change. This govt has layed a very good nd solid foundation for the comin govt dats if the comin gvt is ready to see........ Rome isnt built it a day, buh i knw the whole world we see wen dis foundation is raised up to a solid-giant and beuriful buildin......peace

Policewoman: So the guy was smoking weed while Spain was thrashing our @sses in Brazil?

.... Anoda offence shey?

McLuhan: It amazes me that people still have time for such frivolities as the BBA show. Perhaps it is merely a testimony to our hedonistic tendencies. In any case, I consider it highly harmful to public morality, especially to the sensibilities of the young and impressionable segments of our society. I doubt that such programmes serve any useful purpose, other than perhaps to gratify the voyeuristic yearnings of society's amoral and intellectually vacuous class of debauchees. The sooner such shows are banned the better!

..... NICE comment in a SIMPLE english.

Just my idea..... I think the kind of democracy we practice still forces a leader down our throat and in order to represent everybody interest, people should be allowed to vote for NONE OF THE CANDIDATE IS ELLIGIBLE. Then parties go again mayb to select better candidate or support a better candidate. And i think it will solve the problem of having to choose the LESSER EVIL..... What do you think?

May Allah reward all of u accordingly. I have benefitted from this.

confusion247: . The question is, how come USA and ISREAL find it so easy to recruit muslims from peaceful religion to become terrorists?

... How come some pple find it easy to biliv dat an imam wud gada som group of pple, speak to dem and dey start blowin up demsefz? How come muslim dont want the actions of all the terrorist groups to av d label islam nd dey feel free to label the whole of america nd isreal a terrorist? Hw come the atheist keep digging up the past to judge the present of both religions? How come both religion keep tellin the atheist they will rot in hell?................ THE EYES SEES WAT THE MIND CHOOSES TO SEE.... It all boils down to the fact that we all hate ourselves.... If only every1 cud just stop doin wat the oda person hates, if every1 cud stop sayin wat will hurt the feelin of the oda......... Buh nah dat wont happen.... Everybody feels they are right and try in every sense to justify themselves... Buh assumin the world is peaceful, wat wud den be interesting? Mayb this is how its suppose to be...... HATE ME BUT DONT HURT ME

The FUNNY LIES look FABRICATED while the TRUE LIES are NOT FUNNY...... Buh all in all this thrend is full of interesting peepz

Bluvs2rock: ...10.Bertha Benz- wife of German inventor Karl Benz. Acted on instinct & stole her husband's patent motorwagen automobile & drove it in her historic 65 mile drive despite d fact that Mr. Benz wasn't satisfied with it and had not considered introducing it to the general public..

.... The topic is about those who invented, not those who stole inventions. Although u av given us a list of successful women, wat i noticed is dat most of them are the first woman to do somtin not the first *somebody* to do it......... It ll be more +appreciable+ if u can giv us a list of women, half as long as this, who are invetors

Bawss1: You didn't need to quote the whole damn thing though.

....... I knw its long buh i tink its worth repeating.... I dont knw it ll be irritating. Sorry for that

texanomaly: I found this interesting...note that some are black women...although it occurs to me that the day we achieve racial equality, will be the day when no one has to qualify any statement with: black man, white man...black woman, white woman. It will simply be: man or woman.

(I checked this with Snopes and the information is not completely accurate, but I think you get the gist.)

LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE


A very humorous and revealing story is told about a
group of white people who were fed up with African-
Americans, so they joined together and wished
them away. They passed through a deep dark
tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where
there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.
At last, they said, no more crime, drugs, violence and
welfare. All of the blacks have gone!

Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is
Not America at all--only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished
Because the nation was built on a slave-supported
system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because
Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator,
And without it, one finds great difficulty reaching
higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a
Black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph
Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System
for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A.
Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit
system because its predecessor was the electric
trolley,
which was invented by another black man, Albert R.
Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a
rapid transit system could operate, they were
cluttered with paper because an African American,
Charles Brooks invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and
books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener,
William Purveys invented the fountain pen and Lee
Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A.
Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were
all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters,
articles and books, they would not have been
transported by mail because William Barry invented the
Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys
invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented
the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph
Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the
Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to
be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see,
Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice
Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim.
But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lamp,
Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T.
Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their
homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward
invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door--barefooted,
Shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect?
Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine,
Walter Sammons Invented the Comb, Sarah Boone
invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon
invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have
dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the
food had spoiled because another Black man, John
Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be
like without the contributions of Blacks, as

African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "By the time we leave
for work, Americans have depended on the inventions
from the minds of Blacks."

Black history includes more than just slavery,
Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm
X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

..... Brilliant post

Dis are oyinbo pple na...... How will blacks look lik?

texanomaly: Women were prohibited from doing many things until well into the last century. What do you expect?

..... And way hav dey done after the ban has bin lifted? Am not against women oo..... Buh women and some dum dum guyz overhype women.... I women are sort of supportin striker (like ideye) not the main man (like eminike)

who is your best player of the tounament?

hw i wish dem giv neymar d golden boot.... buh.... the way dis tin is goin.....

free2ryhme: shakira will not be smiling oooo

i just hope dey put the game bhind dem and accept neymar in spain oooo..... d guy don break their heart

oko sakirah gba red

I tink galz STYLISHLY lik bad guyz.... Dis isnt his first nd wud definitly nt be his last HIT ND RUN. Wont b surprised if i see dos galz condemnin him shake dere bombom to dis same song.....

Lolz.... Wat if he eventually got missing or got eaten up my some lion during his visit to a zoological garden? Buh b4 u pple criticiz him, wat will u do if u are in his shoes? So easy to criticize

y are all dis kipaz goin the wrong way

imagine say na naija de dis poisition....... som pple 4 don poo for body