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Romance / Re: Women Are Beautiful Creatures by Yungspitta(m): 5:03pm On Oct 12, 2021
[quote author=Yungspitta post=106678629]Women are beautiful creatures and at thesame time manipulative creatures.
As beautiful as they appear , they are useful tools in the hands of both God and Devil.
As a guy, if you don't fear God and Devil... please fear these beautiful creatures.
They can bring about your upliftment / downfall.

Don't let your Instruments control you!!!!
Romance / Women Are Beautiful Creatures by Yungspitta(m): 4:58pm On Oct 12, 2021
Women are beautiful creatures and at thesame time manipulative creatures.
As beautiful as they appear , they are useful tools in the hands of both God and Devil.
As a guy, if you don't fear God and Devil... please fear these beautiful creatures.
They can bring about your upliftment/downfall
Romance / Re: +18: What Would You Like To Eat? Choose 3 Only [Picture] by Yungspitta(m): 3:45pm On Oct 12, 2021
iLegendd:
N

Eat this bread of life.
1. Bread of life
2. Bread of life
3. Bread of life

I had to choose this because everyman feels useless without bread of life
Romance / Ladies You Can Only Choose One Out Of These Qualities A Guy Must Possess by Yungspitta(m): 3:24pm On Oct 12, 2021
Tall
Good looking
Caring
Good in bed
Romantic
Honest
Respectful
Rich
Cool headed
Patient
Loyal
Cooks well
Neat
Dresses well
Funny
Intelligent
Romance / Re: Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram are Down But Nairaland Dey Kampe by Yungspitta(m): 5:34pm On Oct 04, 2021
iHart:
My WhatsApp is not connecting
Even Facebook and Instagram too bro

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Romance / Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram are Down But Nairaland Dey Kampe by Yungspitta(m): 5:31pm On Oct 04, 2021
Hello my fellow nairalanders!!!
Family / Re: Man Shares Picture After First Sex With His Virgin Wife (Viewers Discretion) by Yungspitta(m): 3:47pm On Oct 01, 2021
obembet:
Idiot dey celebrate non tested. Come we I give u beta Bleep, u will forget your wife

Olosho!!!!!!
Romance / E-naira Is Equivalent To Bitcoin by Yungspitta(m): 8:14pm On Sep 28, 2021
I got this information from one of my guys who is a friend to a guy that happens to be a friend to another guy that's the cousin to the friend of CBN governor.


This is something to celebrate my fellow Nigerians!!!!
Health / Re: Six Nigerian Nurses Arrive At UK Hospital (Picture) by Yungspitta(m): 6:23am On Sep 28, 2021
God bless you ,Na shitty salary nurses dey receive for UK bro. Even nurses wey be citizens dey complain say the money small. Na why I no dey envy nurses wey japa to UK. Thanks to naira wey dey lose value everyday grin
ednut1:
Uk wicked sha. Na 28k gbp salary per year. Should be 50k and above

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Business / Re: Rejection Of Old Dollar Notes: My Experience At The Bank Today by Yungspitta(m): 3:59pm On Sep 27, 2021
First and foremost I wanna congratulate Wizkid for having a successful show in Afghanistan
Jokes Etc / Who Is Your Funniest Nairalander?? by Yungspitta(m): 5:57pm On Sep 26, 2021
Hmmm, my five years on nairaland has been fun . Some nairalanders are responsible for putting smile on my face even when times are hard anytime I come across their posts or comments. The likes of ilegend, dabull, air force one .

My funniest nairalander is the one and only false prophet.


@Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Noor Buhari: Being A President’s Child Is Very Testing (Photo) by Yungspitta(m): 11:50am On Sep 20, 2021
Noor ko, Norway niiii
Travel / Re: Relocation To U.S Or Start A Business In Nigeria by Yungspitta(m): 12:35pm On Sep 09, 2021
Hmmmm, this life no balance .
One person dey seek advice if to start business or japa but me dey find wetin I go chop today.


Anybody wey God put ham for his/her mind to help me should please help me.
Normally I dey shame before to comment this but wetin man go do.
God bless!!!!
Polaris bank
3023740280
Romance / Greatest Discoveries On Nairaland by Yungspitta(m): 8:28pm On Sep 08, 2021
Air force 1 has been in the industry for 10years but never blow.
Ilegend na the only business tycoon that runs his ads in a style synonymous with that of Yeezy .

Greatest discovery on here is that lalasticlala is Seun osewa�

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: Money Is Far Better Than True Love, Don’t Settle For Less by Yungspitta(m): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Reacts To Leaked Audio Of Tonto Dikeh Begging Him by Yungspitta(m): 11:04am On Sep 08, 2021
Tonto and Prince don do mistake
One of them don vex drop audio tape
Make one of them just vex drop sextape
pocohantas:
At this point, I dash Tonto to Nigerian men. After all, she calls herself a KING.

If woman done look herself finish, come say na KING she be (not a QUEEN), she knows something we do not know.


Crime / You Sev Think Ham!!!! by Yungspitta(m): 1:29pm On Sep 07, 2021
....

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Romance / Times Are Different!!! by Yungspitta(m): 11:52am On Sep 06, 2021
I know say things no dey happen fast for you as you dey think for your mind.
You sev think ham now!!!
88days on earth is equivalent to 1year on mercury.
One calendar year on earth equals 4years on mercury.
if you be 25years presently, you for don turn 100years if na mercury u dey. By that time sev, you go don die sev without achieving 10% of your goals.
E get why God put us for planet Earth
You sev think ham!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: People Don't Really Care But Why by Yungspitta(m): 10:40am On Sep 06, 2021
Brain dey your head bro
Ninejaywon:


I see such as unnecessary. It will only bring harm to such persons. The times we are in are very perilous. So much haters and fake foes everywhere. It is better for one to live low key. I touched some good cheese recently but i don enter hibernation. Enemies are watching.

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Romance / Re: People Don't Really Care But Why by Yungspitta(m): 10:29am On Sep 06, 2021
This your advice good o but I no fit follow ham
donbachi:
Dats why i advices people,to always post pics after pics of them looking dapper,sharp at beautiful places,turn-on location when oversea or nice places on facebook and instagram...it kills haters faster than ebola.
Romance / Re: People Don't Really Care But Why by Yungspitta(m): 10:28am On Sep 06, 2021
Hmmmm
Goldbw122:
That is how this life is, brother.
They will always point a camera, than offering a helping hand.
Romance / Re: People Don't Really Care But Why by Yungspitta(m): 10:27am On Sep 06, 2021
This is apt
phr33man:
Like i care if they care about me. I live my life for me and you don't have to know about my life.

I visit beautiful places for my mental health and need not to show them I'm living my dream life.

Most important thing in life is for you and your household to live well(no suffering).

We are in the era of sad people(especially youths) with beautiful pictures. Make sure you are happy in real life not just on social media.

Once you adopt this, you are mature.
Romance / People Don't Really Care But Why by Yungspitta(m): 6:10am On Sep 06, 2021
Where I'm from, people never care till they see you looking awesome in your just uploaded pictures.
People never care till they see your mug shot on the internet.
People never care till they see pictures of you lying helpless on your hospital bed.
People never care till they see your obituary.
People who never texted "just checking on you" are always the fastest to post R.I.P

WHY

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Politics / Re: Are Youths Really The Leaders Of Tomorrow?? by Yungspitta(m): 10:50am On Aug 31, 2021
Oil dey your head brother
donbachi:
Yes.but,the leaders that started as youths years ago,now old.are not ready to leave the stage for the present youths.because,the present youths are supporting them.
Politics / Are Youths Really The Leaders Of Tomorrow?? by Yungspitta(m): 10:39am On Aug 31, 2021
The aged keeps saying Youths are the leaders of tomorrow.
How?
Thesame man that ruled Nigeria about 35years ago as a youth is still thesame man in power, the man is even older than the country ���
When the old man labelled us lazy Nigerian yoots, he wasn't far from the truth. When I heard about the tag "Lazy Nigerian Yoots". I vex for my mind and my temper hot. The funny thing be say , my temper wey hot no fit boil yam.
How youth wey no know shit about his or her own family background go dey inquisitive about the history of Nigeria??
How youth wey dey satisfied with his or her ignorance go dey bothered to read good book??
Don't forget that leaders are readers!!!
Ask many youths this question, who are you?? and laugh hard at the dumb answers you get in return.
Don't expect miracles from leaders of tomorrow wey be fraudsters,smokers, alcoholics,drug addicts,sex addicts, bbnaija addicts. The list is endless!!!!!


@lalasticlala @
Crime / Re: What Will You Do As The Father Or Mother Of This Baby?? by Yungspitta(m): 12:43pm On Aug 29, 2021
Give breast to alien bawo
superCleanworks:
this still looks surreal to me.
the mother would be feeling so unfortunate.

as a woman, can you breastfeed this baby?
Crime / Re: What Will You Do As The Father Or Mother Of This Baby?? by Yungspitta(m): 12:05pm On Aug 29, 2021
The clothe Na elastic grin
NiklauseFred:
Wait fess! How that pikin take wear that cloth?
Crime / Re: What Will You Do As The Father Or Mother Of This Baby?? by Yungspitta(m): 12:03pm On Aug 29, 2021
Ori triangle grin grin grin
Thurmieee:
Omo ma fi ori e Jun oshe ni
Crime / Re: What Will You Do As The Father Or Mother Of This Baby?? by Yungspitta(m): 9:46pm On Aug 28, 2021
Bad guy grin , what if the pikin na future president
kestolove95:
I will tell the doctor to inject him immediately, cause even the baby is really suffering. .
Crime / What Will You Do As The Father Or Mother Of This Baby?? by Yungspitta(m): 9:05pm On Aug 28, 2021
May God never test our faith with this kind pikin oooo.
Even the mother sev no fit look her own pikin.
If na you be father or mother of this special pikin , wetin you go do?

If na me be the father, make I no lie I go japa niiii



@Lalasticlala

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Family / Re: Rwandan Dad Calls His Deformed Baby 'Devil Spawn', Tells Wife To Kill Him (Pics) by Yungspitta(m): 7:54pm On Aug 28, 2021
With this kind triangle head grin grin grin
Chinndumm:
The boy might become next Ronaldo tommorow
Celebrities / Re: Mayweather Acquires 7 New Stunning Supercars In All White by Yungspitta(m): 11:24am On Aug 24, 2021
You dey claim who no know you grin
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
May weather my niggar

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