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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 10 People In Te’egbe, Plateau State, Burn Houses by Yungspitta(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2021
etokhana:


https://punchng.com/breaking-over-10-feared-killed-houses-burnt-in-fresh-plateau-attack/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1637916145-1

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All these cult boys don start their wahala again , abeg our herdsmen and bandits are good people.
Romance / Re: When Someone Gives Your Girlfriend N500k, You’ll Realize True Love Doesn’t Exist by Yungspitta(m): 12:10pm On Nov 26, 2021
drizslim:
A Nigerian lady has asserted that true love does not exist for the mere fact that money can easily be used to snatch someone’s partner.

She took to Twitter to state that a man would realise that his girlfriend doesn’t really love him.

The lady with username @HunchoSamG wrote
Make person transfer 500k give your babe first, na that time you go know say true love no exist
She’s not your babe na just your turn. Unless you fit double the money send give m lol.”

Read some comments below..

@mira_dew; Why you shouldn’t date a broke babe in the first place

@luthershakurr; Some will reject and start acting up you know. All your shortcomings they used to overlook will then become very glaring and too much to cope with.

@marshallzugo007; True love exists. Just because you haven’t seen it yet doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Try and adjust this mentality “everybody has a price but sometimes it not about money”

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With 500k for my imaginary gf account, she go curse the day she met me
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh And His Wife, Kanayo, Visit Suleja Correctional Centre (Photos) by Yungspitta(m): 11:52am On Nov 26, 2021
lalasticlala:
Shared by Alabo Roland:

"On Thursday 25th November 2021, Chief Olisa Metuh was at Suleja correctional facility, in the company of his beloved Wife, to show love to the correctional facility inmates. That is commendable of him."

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No wonder we no dey see damn niggar again for every thread. Na slawomiir wear blue for that pic
Crime / Re: Married Man, Bride-to-be Found Dead Inside Car In Kano by Yungspitta(m): 11:43am On Nov 26, 2021
Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/married-man-bride-to-be-found-dead-inside-car-in-kano

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Na Chidinma tidy them!
Politics / Re: Court Proscribes Bandit Groups, Declares Them Terrorists by Yungspitta(m): 11:27am On Nov 26, 2021
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If court say bandits na terrorist group
Abeg wetin we go come call boogyman557 wey dey blow people leg with him big Kala

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Romance / Re: What Are The Five Qualities You Want In Your Dream Girl / Dream Guy?? by Yungspitta(m): 9:47am On Nov 26, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool pikin wey no knw how MARKET take START, go always see MARKET as em play GROUND... WTF MAN

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Pikin wey no know how sambisa forest be, go enter enter there call ham wildlife game reserve.
Romance / Re: 'I'm A Beautiful Woman But The Men Aren't Coming' Is Only A Big Lie - Opinion by Yungspitta(m): 9:33am On Nov 26, 2021
edunaragold:
A woman that says she is beautiful and ready to marry but the men are not coming only lies.

Tell me about it?

You see, a beautiful woman always loves handsome men, looks aren't enough to alot of woman.

Imagine a romantic caring young guy with a good job but has a bald head, loving and caring for a fair and beautiful woman he wishes to marry, only for her to turn down the offer. Years later, the guy is married to another lady and they both have beautiful kids, but the same lady is still single.

I always ask my self why, but in her phone lots of guys are always calling her. Most girls go for looks.

So any lady that says she is beautiful and still single never ready I beg; and why is it that lots of ugly girls or the girls that aren't beautiful are always the first to get married? You do the maths and me.

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Most beautiful ladies especially models na like Bet9ja tickets wey don cut.... useless!!!

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Politics / Re: Abba Bichi Gets N90m Duplex As Gift - Daily Trust by Yungspitta(m): 8:48am On Nov 26, 2021
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Cut 1million naira own for me out of the 90million duplex
Politics / Re: Godswill Akpabio Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photo) by Yungspitta(m): 8:47am On Nov 26, 2021
OLAADEX:

https://www.facebook.com/100044156123376/posts/461635431984990/

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Tinubu the Pablo Escobar of our time

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Travel / Re: I Regret Deceiving My Father To Raise ₦800,000 For Libyan Trip — Returnee by Yungspitta(m): 8:45am On Nov 26, 2021
afroniger:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/i-regret-deceiving-my-father-to-raise-n-8m-for-libyan-trip-returnee/

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Your Puna don suffer pass Nigerians under Buhari

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Crime / Re: Brazil: Monster Who Killed Pregnant Lady Before Cutting Her Womb Is Jailed(Pix) by Yungspitta(m): 8:10am On Nov 26, 2021
Righteousness2:
This is a Pure Witchcraft Enterprise.

Wickedness and Evil has taken another Dimension in these last of the Last Moments, just as the Apostle Paul Warned us.
2timothy 3
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;


Guys, Don't let any son or daughter of Belai Distract, Confuse or Deceive you.
This Ship is Sinking! The Life Boat is JESUS Christ only.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Five Qualities You Want In Your Dream Girl / Dream Guy?? by Yungspitta(m): 8:06am On Nov 26, 2021
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool WTF MAN

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Explosion Hits Siberia Coal Mine In Russia. 52 Dead, Many Injured (pix, Video) by Yungspitta(m): 7:58am On Nov 26, 2021
HonNL:


An explosion deep underground at a coal mine in Russia's Siberia region has killed at least 11 miners and left dozens more trapped

The blast took place 820ft below the surface at Listvyazhnaya coal mine in Siberia shortly after 9am Thursday, when coal dust in the ventilation ducts caught fire. Pictured: Rescuers at the scene

Efforts to rescue those trapped in the mine were halted on Thursday afternoon because of an explosion threat, and rescuers were rushed out of the mine, administrators told the Interfax news agency. Pictured: Emergency services personnel erect a tent during the search mission

Rescuers began conducting a search operation at the Listvyazhnaya coal mine in the Kemerovo region on Thursday following the explosion, but the rescue operation was halted amid fears of a further explosion

The families of the victims of the mining explosion can be seen at the site of the blast on Thursday night as the rescue mission was halted

Pictured: The relatives of the victims are seen in a bus at the Listvyazhnaya coal mine on Thursday evening

Specialists take part in a rescue operation following a fire in the Listvyazhnaya coal mine in the Kemerovo region. The rescue operation has since been halted due to fears of a further explosion


People are seen outside the building of the Listvyazhnaya coal mine in the town of Belovo in the Kuznetsk Coal Basin in Kemerovo Region, southwestern Siberia

The blast took place at the Listvyazhnaya coal mine shortly after 9am local time when coal dust in the ventilation ducts caught fire

The fire caused an explosion which badly damaged the mine, with 43 people evacuated injured and two left in serious condition


Specialists of Russian Emergencies Ministry carry a tent during a rescue operation following a fire at the coal mine

Specialists take part in a rescue operation following a fire in the Listvyazhnaya coal mine in the Kemerovo region, Russia on Thursday


Reports of the missing differed due to confusion over the exact number of miners in the mine when the blast happened, but some reports put the number as high as 75

Firemen work at the site of the explosion which is near the city of Listvyazhnaya, in Russia's eastern Siberian regions

Police swap news at the site of a mine explosion in Siberia in the early hours of Thursday


Dailymail UK

UPDATED:



239 rescued, including 49 injured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdzq4n7lXjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtG9Ph03WZI

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Righteousness2, jollof rice and chicken don land
Food / Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by Yungspitta(m): 6:41am On Nov 26, 2021
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My physics teacher tell me say na garribanization.
Lemme now explain how the man arrived at garribanization. The garri is first garrified by hot water @ 100 degree centigrade, since we all know the main difference between eba and garri is the presence of hot water. After the garri has been garrified by hot water, you leave it to allow it to become soft which is the first process of the garribanization... After 10-15minutes you go come turn ham with Turner/orogun very well and this completes the process of garribanization.

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Fashion / Re: Meet Contestants Of Face Of Royalty Africa Pageant As Finale Holds Nov 28 by Yungspitta(m): 1:05am On Nov 26, 2021
AquaBekee:
Africa Royalty Awards, Face Of Royalty Africa To Hold In Abuja, Releases Date, Time, Venue


As Africa continues to yearn for the independence of women with emphasis on gender balance, empowerment and equality, an African organization based in Nigeria has unveiled the forthcoming African Royalty Awards(ARA) and the distinguished Face of Royalty Africa(FORA) tagged "the Independent Woman04". The fast rising African Award and pageant event will be holding on the 28th of November 2021 at Ladi Kwali Hall, Abuja.

The much anticipated 2021 edition of African Royalty Awards(ARA) and Face of Royalty Africa(FORA) will in its usual style feature several amazing and fun-filled events which will include pageantry, award presentations, fashion exhibition, Comedy, Music and other glitz and glamours performances. according to reports, the main event will be managed by popular MC and Comedian Mr. Odey famously known as "grin Uncommon and Popular Writer and Showbiz Entrepreneur Vivian Lam.

Speaking with our Correspondent few moments ago, the CEO of African Royalty Awards(ARA) and also founder of Face of Royalty Africa(FORA), Mr. Duke Bassey explained that the forthcoming event has been organised to showcase the strength and capacity of the Independent African Woman, stressing that it would be a platform for young girls to be empowered as Mentors and inspiration to younger girls across Africa.

However, the event of FORA and ARA is proudly supported and sponsored by renowned organizations and media partners within Nigeria across Africa. Over the years, the organization has hosted successful events and is yet ready to host the 4th edition with anticipations from contestants, participants, sponsors, supporters and fans.

https://www.statepress.ng/2021/11/africa-royalty-awards-face-of-royalty.html

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Make dem wash the water colour wey dey their faces first, Na after that I go choose the winner.
Romance / Re: Men Need To Realise That Having Money Doesn't Make Them A Catch. by Yungspitta(m): 9:27pm On Nov 25, 2021
Jodha:
95% of men think money is all women want...and that women will flock around them if they have money. Well I'm sorry to burst yhur bubble they're actually hard-working and contented ladies out there...and if money is all yhu have to offer then yhu have nothing to offer..

Guys should learn to work on their personality, attitude, general approach. I'm not saying yhu shouldn't have money ..but if yhu think having money is all there is...or if yhu have money yhure a total catch and ladies will flock around yhu regardless of how yhu behave...then yhure wrong.

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Romance / Re: What Are You Benefitting From Your Current Relationship Now by Yungspitta(m): 6:41pm On Nov 25, 2021
jaelz:
We all know that most relationships nowadays between a man and a woman just boils down to the man giving the girl money with the girl returning his favor back with sex, but off recent I went to my friends place and I was so shocked and impressed by their relationship; the boy was teaching her frontend engineering and from what I got she has already gotten an internship role with a big fortune 500 tech company already. He made known to him that everything in his kitchen and almost all his deodorants and body sprays were all gifted to him by the girl.

This really had me shook honestly, I mean things like this still happen in relationships of nowadays?

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Which relationSHIP
The captain don sleep, ship don capsize

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Crime / Re: I Bought Late Ataga’s Laptop From Chidinma For N495,000 — Man Tells Court by Yungspitta(m): 6:36pm On Nov 25, 2021
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If e remain small make I marry any Chidinma, make God carry me go heaven like Elijah
Crime / Re: 10 Notorious Criminal Women in history by Yungspitta(m): 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2021
TheSourcerer:
Female pirates? Murderers? Gangsters? Family annihilators?Conspirators? Yes. Throughout history women have had their share in all of it. Here is a list of ten notorious female criminals of the 17th through early 20th century even earliest 21st century who wreaked havoc on land and sea.
Front rowers
Dominique
Datboredberry
Fattprince
Peaceful
UndauntedYoca
Candidgirl
PhenomenalAustin
etrange
MJBOLT
Sinkhole
Starbuck




Starr Belle


A Texas outlaw in the 19th century, Belle Starr (born Myra Belle Shirley) lived a bandit’s life, associating with unsavory folk such as Jesse James. She and her husband, a Cherokee Indian named Sam Starr, were known for housing outlaws on their ranch in the Oklahoma Indian Territory and for preying on travelers and cowboys passing through. She and her husband were convicted of horse stealing in 1883 and served time in a federal penitentiary. She was charged with a handful of other crimes before being shot and killed on her ranch in 1889. The killer was never identified.
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Iyaebe,siofra,candilady and future is female suppose dey this list

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Romance / Re: Just Wondering by Yungspitta(m): 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
BirtherOfKings:


Have u ever held a toy knife talkless of dagger grin grin grin ;Dekwensu
Osiunn eniyan grin
Romance / Re: Just Wondering by Yungspitta(m): 7:18pm On Nov 24, 2021
BirtherOfKings:
U seem so jobless and also sleeps here on nairaland
It is well with u
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Romance / Re: Where Is A Good Place To Meet Women? by Yungspitta(m): 3:01pm On Nov 24, 2021
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Family / Re: Why Would A Lady Agree To Be A Second Wife? by Yungspitta(m): 2:59pm On Nov 24, 2021
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Romance / Just Wondering by Yungspitta(m): 1:39pm On Nov 24, 2021
Some monikers for this nairaland are just too funny..
Mosdii and his "all nigerian girls are useless" comment. Mosdii for don suffer heart break wella to come up with this funny one liner. Mosdii please give love a chance in your life bro grin
Siofra and attention seeking on here be like DSS and Sunday igboho, if we check wella...siofra na catfish grin
Righteousness2 na one funny guy, bad dey always sweet him belle, righteousness no dey fail to drop his endtime message on posts about natural disasters. Righteousness2 my guy, e go pain me die if you miss heaven and hell.
Iyaebe , another funny individual. How person go just conclude say every guy wey dey into crypto na yahoo boy.. iyaebe knows too much about gboys grin . Maybe she dey date one currently.
Falseprophet1 and his yeye prophecies grin.. Falseprophet1 go eventually marry Chidinma , this have seen.
Lalasticlala and snake thread, e sure me die say when lala be kid. Him go like dat snake xenzia game grin
Lalasticlala if you no serve snake meat this Xmas, I fit vex for you o

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Romance / Re: Agbo: When Was The Last Time You Drank This? (Photo) by Yungspitta(m): 12:21pm On Nov 23, 2021
KiNg0G:
Mine.

2016

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Romance / Re: Today's Airtime Giveaway Will Start At 8PM - 21 November 2021 by Yungspitta(m): 8:11pm On Nov 21, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session yesterday

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Dubai
Romance / Re: If You Don’t Talk To Girls Girls In “this Way”, They Will Never Like You by Yungspitta(m): 9:26am On Nov 21, 2021
Masterlover:
If You Don’t Talk To Girls Girls In “This Way”, They Will Never Like You

Now grab your phone, if possible get it close to your eyes if it’s going to help make what I am about to show you right here and now to sink in.

This one secret of talking to girls that I am about to show you will make girls laughing and practically throwing themselves at you. As in, it will make girls love to be around you till it starts looking like you use jaz or something.

i‘m sure this startegy works because I use it too to do magic to girl’s head – like, I have been using it for over 8 years and it NEVER fails, also, thousands who have laid hands on my book have also strongly given feedbacks that this strategy works. The prettier a girl is and the more classy she is the more likely it is that these secrets will work on her.

With that out of the way – let’s break this down.

This strategy I have been (how I go take put am sef), this strategy I have been hyping here actually has a name – I call it THE JONSE-HUMOUR-SHOCK method

If you want to turn a girl from just a friend to a girl who would practically beg to kiss, what you need is to learn how to communicate with them in this way.

JONSE-HUMOR-SHOCK

I learnt this strategy from a friend back in the university and it works like magic, it's almost scary sometimes.

Here is the principle behind this strategy: Girls are accustomed to guys who try to impress them but when a guy comes up and doesn't try to impress her but instead, jonses her in a funny way she sits up and take notice.

Now think back to that ladies' man you know, that guy that has girls flocking around him. Have you ever gone close to hear how he talks to those girls?

How he doesn't try to be a gentleman around them.
How he is blunt with them.
How he is always jonsing them.

Now, don't get this concept wrong - don't be harsh to women and say bad things to them, that's not what I'm saying.

Instead of saying; "Your hair looks awful".

Say; "Hey, is that the size of your head or is that wig three times bigger than my own head".

Then smile.

The strategy is not to insult her, but to jonse her in such a way that she realizes you don't seem to be under her spell like other guys are.

I have had a very pretty girl ask me out after I kept on telling her that she is too fair for my liking because she reminds me of my granny who I didn't like.


I always made her see I was joking, I wasn't all mean and straight faced but because I said it showed her I wasn't freaked of her looks like other guys.

She would hit me and be like; "you are comparing me to your grandmother. Is she even fine as I am"

Then I will be like; "Before? She, you and smiggle in lords of the ring look alike"

Then I will smile.

One day I told her I can't date her because, even though she was fine, I wasn't attracted to her.

The next day she kissed me.

The more pretty a girl looks the more Jonse-humor-shock will work on her. These types of girls have been so worshiped by guys, so when a guy who doesn't worship them comes along they struggle to impress those guys. That's why you will call this girls fifty times and they won't even call you for once. Instead, they will call one guy who doesn't even look that fine.

Have you noticed how silly in love pretty girl act when they like a guy. And still, that guy don't take them seriously.

If showering praises and compliments on girls makes them fall in love then everybody will have girls chasing after them.

One thing about using this strategy is that it can also make a girl sexually interested in you, as in, using this strategy in a certain way can make a girl want to have sex with you real bad.

I covered exactly how to use the jonse-humour-shock method to make any girl see you as someone she wants to sleep with in my E-book; unlocking the attraction code (See my profile for number to call or the link to get the E-book).

Not everybody who calls will be allowed to get the book, so if my PA refuses to send you details on how to buy the book, please don't feel offended. pirates have really done "strong things" to us and this has made us careful of who we sell the e-book to.

BONUS: Just for buying the book, I will PERSONALLY call you up with my personal number, listen to your problems in relation with girls and give you a 14000 naira worth of practical advice on how to tackle it – TOTALLY FREE

TO get the book, call my PA with the number on profile before 4 pm today. If you pass the voice test details on how to get the book will be sent to you.

My fingers don dey pain me, to be continued abeg...always check up on this thread for more.
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Romance / Re: Airtime Giveaway Today At 8pm - 20 November 2021-Closed by Yungspitta(m): 8:51pm On Nov 20, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session last weekend.

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Ikeja
Romance / Re: Airtime Giveaway Today At 8pm - 20 November 2021-Closed by Yungspitta(m): 8:42pm On Nov 20, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session last weekend.

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Avengers
Romance / Re: Airtime Giveaway Today At 8pm - 20 November 2021-Closed by Yungspitta(m): 8:30pm On Nov 20, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session last weekend.

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Pete edochie
Romance / Re: Airtime Giveaway Today At 8pm - 20 November 2021-Closed by Yungspitta(m): 8:21pm On Nov 20, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session last weekend.

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Emaneulla ropo
Romance / Re: Airtime Giveaway Today At 8pm - 20 November 2021-Closed by Yungspitta(m): 8:11pm On Nov 20, 2021
Fuudz:
Congratulations to those who won airtime at the giveaway session last weekend.

Today's airtime giveaway will take place today and will start at 8pm on WhatsApp status.

Send the name of your moniker and the message "Giveaway" to this number

0912-300-4243 then save the number on your phone.


For instance, if the name of your moniker or profile on Nairaland is Gecko16 then you will send this message "Gecko16 - Giveaway"


There will be 5 questions and the first person to get the correct answer to each question wins the airtime prize allocated to that question
Allen onyema

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