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Romance / What Are The Things This Present Day Nigeria Has Taught You? by Yungspitta(m): 11:46am On May 09
Mine.

1. Yesterday's price is not today's price.
2. Eating what you don't like is better than not eating at all.
3. Garri is a lifesaver.
4. Rice is for special occasions.
5. Quantity of the food is better than the quality of food .

Add yours !
Romance / Re: Wisdom Vs Money Which Is Better? by Yungspitta(m): 11:34am On May 09
Real niggas die for what they believe in grin grin

What's wisdom without money??

What's money without wisdom

It's just like make babe tell to press breasts and yansh without fucking.

Ogun kill this op grin grin

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Politics / Re: Landing Fee: Helicopter Operators Reject FG’s $300 Levy by Yungspitta(m): 2:25pm On May 08
Education / Re: Armed Gangs Exchange Gunfire At Chukwuemeka Ojukwu University (video) by Yungspitta(m): 2:19pm On May 08
Real niggas die for what they believe in grin grin

Na stupidity go later kill these ones sha
NairaOcean:
Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University (COOU), formerly known as Anambra State University, has been plunged into chaos since Saturday as rival cult factions clashed violently on campus grounds. The clash has resulted in the loss of at least one life and left several individuals wounded.

Video footage has surfaced depicting the alarming reality of the violent clashes that erupted between rival cult factions at the university. The footage, captured by bystanders amid the chaos, offers a stark glimpse into the intensity of the confrontation as armed cultists exchange gunfire on campus grounds.

The harrowing scenes depicted in the footage show individuals brandishing firearms, firing indiscriminately at each other amidst panicked screams and frantic attempts to seek cover. Students and individuals can be seen fleeing in terror as the sounds of gunfire echo across the university premises, shattering the tranquility of the academic environment.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmugJGW6ZUw
Health / Re: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by Yungspitta(m): 2:14pm On May 08
Real niggas die for what they believe in grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Borussia Dortmund: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th May 2024 by Yungspitta(m): 9:23pm On May 07
Champion of warri

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Borussia Dortmund: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th May 2024 by Yungspitta(m): 9:23pm On May 07
Champion of warri grin grin

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Investment / Invest Your Money Before It's Too Late. by Yungspitta(m): 4:14pm On Apr 03
Na where sugar dey, ants dey always dey.
No do pass yourself, cux people wey dey hail you today go hail another person tomorrow when money finish for your hand.
Girl wey you buy bone straight for today, fit see you tomorrow bone straight when money finish for your hand.

Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Yungspitta(m): 4:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
I go bore your hole till I reach water

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Mother Dolapo Jane Balogun Is Dead by Yungspitta(m): 8:02pm On Aug 18, 2023
I wan sell 20 pi
Ladoi:
Rip

Bring your core dao or pi coin

pi rate is 350/π

Core is 850/core

WhatsApp

+23 4 8-1-3-0-4-7-5-4-1-8
Romance / Evolution Of Love ( 1960's - 2000's) by Yungspitta(m): 11:27am On Jul 11, 2023
It's well with people wey still dey find love o.

Religion / Re: End Time Pastor Takes Evangelism To Sportybet Site by Yungspitta(m): 6:57pm On Mar 17, 2023
Walahi
Religion / End Time Pastor Takes Evangelism To Sportybet Site by Yungspitta(m): 5:37pm On Mar 17, 2023
An end time pastor with the name abamiokunrin takes evangelism to the basketball livechat.

@lalasticlala

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Crime / Re: Two Cousins Arrested For Robbery And Murder In Ogun (Photo) by Yungspitta(m): 6:56pm On Feb 19, 2023
Romance / Re: 3 Greatest Players Of All Time (All Round) by Yungspitta(m): 10:40am On Dec 25, 2022
3 Dumbest Players

1. Harry Maguire
2. Yakubu
3. Lukaku
Education / Do You Think Your Degree Certificate Is Better Than 50 Billion Naira by Yungspitta(m): 10:34am On Aug 23, 2022
Do you think your degree certificate is better than 50 billion naira?

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Romance / Re: +18: Welcome, This Is What They Refused To Tell You & I'm Exposing It Today [Pic by Yungspitta(m): 7:23am On Aug 16, 2022
iLegendd:
+18: Welcome, This Is What They Refused to Tell You and I'm Exposing It — To Be Deleted Soon [Pic]

I don't really like creating posts anymore, but as I was going through TikTok videos today, 16th of August, at 2:50 AM (while everyone was asleep), there were two videos that stood out and I promise you, you'll be stupid not to read to the end of this short post.

I'm not here to advertise or sell something to you — I'm here to make you realize something no one has told you all your life!

The first video was GaryVee and in his words, he said, "If you're sitting here and you haven't made it at 27 or 32+, it's okay."

He said a lot of things in-between, then said he started his first company at 34. He said you should only feel bad if you haven't made it at 70.

What he's trying to say is: don't kill yourself because you haven't made it yet no matter your age.

Don't kill yourself with depression, comparing yourself with younger people or classmates who have made it while you're still struggling. Only compare yourself if at 70 you haven't made it, else don't.

So, as long as you aren't up to 70 years yet, don't kill yourself overanalyzing life and end up analyzing yourself into depression.

Spend that time staying focused on what will get you the riches, happiness, wealth, and health you desire even though you think age is not on your side.

GaryVee
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNt1L782/

In the second short clip, I bumped on...

Typing...

Welcome back....I love you man

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Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by Yungspitta(m): 1:28am On Aug 01, 2022
Hmmm23:
drop your number or whatsapp me
I never see your message for WhatsApp bro
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by Yungspitta(m): 5:09pm On Jul 30, 2022
Hmmm23:
drop your number or whatsapp me
08102505742
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by Yungspitta(m): 4:18pm On Jul 30, 2022
Hmmm23:
I need facebook accounts from 2yrs upward, am buying as much as possible

Whatsapp me here if you have anyone available for Sale, 0901..... 292:::::7864
I get bro
Religion / Re: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Yungspitta(m): 5:44pm On Jun 29, 2022
I wrote this!!!

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Romance / Ladies What Do Y'all Think by Yungspitta(m): 12:12pm On Jun 22, 2022
Another format some women use to hide their entitlement mentality is..

"I won't ask him but if he gives me, I'll still collect it".

Meaning they're still expecting you to give them regardless.

Some are direct & some like to go through the corners.

All na the same.
@Jon_d_doe on twitter
Rap Battles / Please Show Me Your Support My Fellow Nairalanders by Yungspitta(m): 12:46pm On May 23, 2022
This is my entry for boomplay pass the mic challenge.
View, comment and like and help me repost /share
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdxLKsXjtzz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

@lalasticlala
Fashion / Re: Comfort Mark Iraya, Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Receives Her Star Prize Car by Yungspitta(m): 5:10pm On Mar 28, 2022
GLeesMODEL:
KUDOS: Winner Of Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja, Receives Her Star Prize of A Car

The 24-year-old winner of the 2021 edition of Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja, MBGA Pageant, Queen Comfort Mark Iraya has walked home with the star prize of a brand new car.

The Okpela, Edo State born queen was at the weekend presented with the car by the MD/CEO Dolce Entertainment, Hon. Ejiro Okpihwo, the organiser of the Pageant show.

Queen Iraya who could not hold her joy expressed gratitude to the organisation for the platform offered her to showcase her talents.

She pledged to reign peacefully and become a good ambassador of the organization.

Hon. Ejiro in his remarks said the organization has been very consistent with giving its star prize to winners of the annual contest which started since 2001.

He said Dolce Entertainment has remained faithful in fulfilling its promises to winners since the inception of the contest 21 years ago, pledging to continue to protect the integrity of the organization.

At the Grand Finale of the contest which took place at Sheraton Hotels Abuja, Miss Lilian Obodo also emerged the first runner up as Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja.

Also, Miss Tiara D. Damilola grabbed Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja Advocate with her second runner up position.

Others who smiled home include Miss Princess Gambo who emerged as Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja Ambassador 2021, Miss Promise Ogah who is now the Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja Model and Miss Lois Christian who grabbed the coveted position of Face of Dolce Entertainment Ltd 2021.
https://www.abujapress.com/2022/03/kudos-winner-of-most-beautiful-girl-in.html?m=1
Nairaland dey see most beautiful girl in Abuja but na James Brown me I dey see for here
Forum Games / Re: Which Of These 10 Things Hurt You Or Will Hurt You The Most? by Yungspitta(m): 4:13pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Which of These 10 Things Hurt You or Will Hurt You the Most?

1. Your football team losing a crucial match

2.  Losing someone, a relative or friend, you love and bonded with the most

3. Being heartbroken via cheating of someone you trusted with 100% of your heart and could vouch for
It's number 10 for me bro.
Most times, I feel useless when I'm not making money.
4. Being dumped by the woman/man you love the most

5. Being body-shamed by your greatest insecurity

6. Being broke-shamed or oppressed by people when you have nothing

7. Being rejected by a woman, man, or a company you applied for a job you're 100% qualified and have put all your hopes in as your final bus stop after years of struggles finding a job or a spouse, yet you got declined/rejected and called incompetent or "not-up-to-my-taste"

8. Being bullied or disrespected by people who are supposed to respect you or people below you in life or in an organisation

9. Discovering you have an incurable illness and doctors are saying things you don't want to hear

10. Being financially helpless that you couldn't pay for a hospital bill and it caused the death of your loved one because the hospital refused to admit him/her

Bonus: 11. You intentionally or accidentally killed someone innocent


You know, life is unpredictable, so anything can happen even though we pray for the best.

Which of the above hurts you the most or will hurt you the most if it happens?

If it's not on the list, type it.

Romance / Re: Smelly Pussy Is A Dirty Girl's Way Of Chasing Away Suitors [Picture] by Yungspitta(m): 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
iLegendd:
Read the below to get the pattern, then come up with yours.

Fraud is a weak man's
way of making money.
Real men make money
by solving real problems.

Cheating is a weak woman's
way of attaining pleasure.
Real women use their fingers.

Suicide is a weak man's
way of leaving the Earth.
Real men join war front.

Smelly pussy is a dirty girl's
way of chasing away suitors.
Real girls find a solution to it.
This is one of the reasons wey I no fit unfollow you bro....engaging in fraud to me means tryna tell God I'm a dumb ass

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Education / Re: 5k Giveaway For The Right Answer To This Mind Trick! by Yungspitta(m): 4:53pm On Mar 21, 2022
All the plates looked upside down at first cux of the the first plate my eyes saw, in that process my brain interpreted other plates based on the way the first plate appeared to my eyes .
My brain judged the position of other plates in this pic according to how the first plate I focused my eyes on appeared to me
Polaris bank
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Romance / Should I Tell My Friend That His Girl Has A Crush On Me by Yungspitta(m): 5:25pm On Mar 19, 2022
All my life , I never knew girls can be this complicated. Lately, my homie's girl has been giving me some signals that she liked me....but I don't wanna hurt my friend cux he's always there for me when times are hard. My friend looks more handsome , he dresses better but I still couldn't figure out why she has been flirting with me.
The scary part is that, my homie used to tell me nice things about his girl like she's best thing after holy Mary. There was a time this girl challenged me on why I don't always message her on WhatsApp, and she forced my phone out of my hands and did send some flirtous message to her WhatsApp number with my own WhatsApp number right on the spot. I was so confused afterwards.
In my head, I was like should I tell my friend what his girl has been up to lately but I kept my cool.


@lalasticlala
Romance / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Not Falling In Love? by Yungspitta(m): 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2022
iLegendd:
What are the advantages of not falling in love with a woman/man in this 21st century with too many unfaithful creatures?

1. You live longer
2. You move on easily
3. You have more investments

List yours.
No stress
No stress
More pussies with no strings attached

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Yungspitta(m): 6:27am On Mar 15, 2022
iLegendd:
Lol cheesy I'm a virgin, so I don't know about that. I don't even know what a p***y is.
Bro as nairaland goes, u dey always crack me up.
One minute you gay, next minute you a virgin.
Bro I love the way you dey always motivate boys to get this paper in a legit way
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Yungspitta(m): 8:29pm On Mar 14, 2022
Adsexpert:


Of course.. na sambisa forest na.. but many of you here still die hard and have serious depression just to have this..

Didn't mention names.. if e touch you.. you are permitted to have serious chest pain grin cheesy ..

Peace out ✌️
Baba you fresh like hushpuppi, Na only to go prison remain like this cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Yungspitta(m): 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2022
Adsexpert:
This is me..
Boko haram fit hide for this bush wey dey your face bro grin

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