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Dyt:
Runs away b4 he comes back
uniform men get as e b o

OK let me confess, i'm not a military man oh, i just lent a friends Khaki to pose , i mean, which Military man get time for Internet? talk more of Nairaland sef? NB: u don eva c military man with beards?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7788732#msg7788732 date=1298502051]Ahhhh My two favorite ladies are here.     You ladies are hillarious. Never fail to amaze me 


Yusuf, Well, your face is enough to become a model naa. I swear. ([size=3pt]but no get too flatterd ooo)[/size]. No Im not asking about the 6 pac. I sure know u have a set of those. I find most Nigerian men to have 6 pac. Correct me if Im wrong. 

Im from MY. How about you? And let me guess, U are Hausa? (Just guessing)  [/quote]No, i'm not Hausa. if u knew those people, u wouldn't even compare me with them, i'm from central 9ja, About the 6 packs, i dont know if u know this but every Nigerian guy is born with a six pack , ask dyt & tpiah!, its 2 much bosom milk that makes it fade away. i know my face is enuf to make me a model, but my line of work pays better . And MY is what or where?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550099]I know many guys like him o, i just dey call dem uncle [/color]

Eyah, how time flies, so u have now aged enuf to access the internet, good 4 u, Tell your mum her long lost D says hi, she wld understand_{Stops typing & wonders if pweety4me is his child?}

Dyt:
Yusuf d olopa
erm sorry soja
heheeehehhe
he can wicked chai
na so his eyes were so opened
hp u wont v brk a drivers head dis mornin?

so what do u want me to tell u now? that its not everyday i oppress civilians?

Omolola1:
*rolls eyez*

tenk q, i was created in His image, 4 sure, shld we start our own tread?

REALITY101:
Sound more like Miss Nairaland Ugliest. Fake pictures, dark faced picture +borrowed pictures. They all sound to be pretty+sexy but seeing em pictures NIGHTMARE.

I believe the mostly beautiful chick here if any wouldn't wanna show off em pics.

Good Observation, but we are not looking for the most beautiful chick on Nairaland, read the OP

@ dyt, ok, it was me, hope u're satisfryd! ? but u must also admit dat u owe me N15, 2morrow i'll collect it & by d way, d plantain chips u sell me no sweet, guess i was carried away by those ur xtra large boobsies! *yawns & logs of NL singing tuface's IMPLICATION*

@ DYT, u must b mistaken, i was d conductor of d bus not d owner of d motor, so u were d one that sold me plantain chips & escaped with my N15 balance in d midst of all d kasala, GOD go pay u.

@ TPIAH!, sweetie? seriously, sweetie? bera dont let some1 catch u, i'll advise u modify ur post b4 it's 2 late, and i rememba u from d store, u almost tripped & fell @ d sight of my cute face, kinda flatering i must say!

@ tpiah!, dear, u still awake? rememba u've 2 wake-up early 4 school 2moro, now b a gud gurl & go 2 bed, aight. & rememba what ur mum & i always tell u "boys are bad, they only want 2 get in ur pan-ties".

i'm i a model? wow! now i feel flatered. is that a different way of asking me if i've got a 6 pack? well, i'm not. so where u from?

laoak2:
i want to hook up with a simple , uncomplicated, independent, single mother of 1 or 2. In lagos

call / sms me up on 08056668804.

ttyl

i understand, April pools are near, u need 3 heads.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610519.msg7786313#msg7786313 date=1298474008]Abeg ooo! they are as young as those on the poll above. Ive seen their birth certificate, passport, IC and all their ID's![/quote]u an Immigration Officer?

Mobinga:
Tough Tough Decision. I'm not voting. Has anyone ot aminalib's pic?How do you pick without pic?

We are not voting the most beautiful NL chick, Read the Original Post

@ All, y are u guys not voting, u don't need to have a voters card to vote oh

U sound like a nigerian, _{y do u have that white girls pix on your profile?}

Hmmm. . . I sensed alot of people have told u that u are cute? Awwwww. . . Thats nice  Na u want give me your number? 

Afterall it's not called the Meet up zone for nothing, guess it's d least gentlemanly thing to do

metrixauto:
its good that you see the price at 3500-5000 excluding 1500 for shipment,u can see is an impossible task,clearing is 220k here to even drive it to abj u need 30k,so u can see that is not posssible,thanks

and there i was thinking it wld be cheaper to import and clear, i'd rather buy from a local Auto dealer, thanks any ways.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7785111#msg7785111 date=1298462155]yusuf_@, Your picture is sooo cute. Is that your real picture? (I hope so) Like u're one of the cutest guys Ive seen on nairaland. I hope you are straight ooo 

Werll, just to tell u that I really appreciate your looks and I think you are very cute.

Are you from Nigeria?[/quote]i almost did not c this topic, well what can i say? if i was given a cent each time i was told i'm cute, i'd be richer than Bill gates , want my number? and yeah i'm a Nigerian? too bad right? i'm as straight as a ruler

d bigrod:

your madness don start, abi? no bring am come my side or i`ll crush u

@post,

***shouting** why is 190(f) not on the list?.that list is not complete so i wont vote

& whom do u think MzD@rkSkin is?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610519.msg7785095#msg7785095 date=1298461964]If it was before I would say Inked Nerd and Madlady and Mama Gee but they seldom and hardly post these days so now I would say Mrs Chima and MsDarkSkin, Rokiatu and of course AnnaWhite Their the best! [/quote]there u go listing the grand mothers of NL, i meant young Ladies

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=610519.msg7784851#msg7784851 date=1298459424]They all dark skin and they all Ugly.  very ugly!! (no oofeinse) [/quote]i'm not talking of physical beauty here, i meant "who yansh una dey follow pass?"

d bigrod:
where is 190 on the list  

190, is he gay?[quote author=baby.me link=topic=610519.msg7785018#msg7785018 date=1298461121]None [/quote]baby, do i smell jealousy? , nice backside though, were u going to the shrine?

M M M:
miss cork

roymary:
Where is Tpiah's name on this list? Edit please.

wish there was a way for me to edit the poll, Tpiah and miss Cock really ought to have been up there. my bad

iyatrustee:
^^^ na you be dat you just got yourself another babe in iyatrustee

ahh, madam, u wan kill me, make babatrustee no carry gun follow me

iyatrustee:
^^^^talk you own sir

i no dey use mouth toast chick, u don chck my profile? fyn boi like me wey get 3 bmw's dey toast chick? na dem dey pursue me na.

*walks into tread* sees guys killing themselves ova NL Chiks, *Walks out & opens a new tread* https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610519.0.html

iyatrustee:
who else than the one and only Iyatrustee of Nairaland, The sight of who makes every guy on Nairaland shake, every one here knows that i am beauty conbined with Brains! I hope with this few lines, you agree with me that IYATRUSTEE is the reigning MISS NAIRALAND

he poll wld speak for itself, mehn i love Democracy, BTW, iya, I know say na u go be the first to respond, omo gey indeed

When i say "who is miss Nairaland?" don't make a mistake of assuming i'm asking of the most beautiful Lad here cos then u wld see who so eva uploading beyonce's sister's picture on their profile page , i'm just curious to know who(Female) the dudes of Nairaland are Mad about in general. U can Nominate someone if she's not on the poll ;

sorrytoo:
how about this,

Is your father a te r r o rist? ,cos baby u re the b o m b!!!



laughed out loud ,when i heard it,

LDKM

Advocator:
The truth hurts and your statement didn't make sense , let me educate you young one, you were born to be f-u-c-k-e-d. That's the only vital value a woman has in this world.

REALITY101:
Who is 2face please?

2face is the only Nigerian that has no idea what a con-dom is used for?

So Bayelsa is the state with d List population in Nigeria? and the President is from there, Can there be any more emphasis on why this man was named GOODLUCK?

"Topic Bookmarked" OSAMA10, i feel your agony. Hard luck bro. But most of all i feel sorry for All the pre-order auto dealers because like it or not, this whole 007/osama case is going to dash away any little trust most intended customers have on u guys. to be honest, i'm one of those customers, now i'm beginning to buy the idea of getting from a dealer stand whatever the cost difference and have a peace of mind. just my 2 cents.

amumex:
Hi guys let all of us  wait till the end of 90 min of match play.No Chelsea No Football

Pls, Allow us rest, maybe u've been sleeping for the past 4 months, which football is chelsea playing that u're waiting for 90mins? they where given 120min on saturday + 5 Chances to take free penalties to win, yet they lost, beta open your eyes, this could be your last champions league in years to come. How can u say no Chelsea no Football u're one of the fans i'm referring to in the post below [quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=609071.msg7779566#msg7779566 date=1298380063]I Don't Diss but i'll b surprised to c chelsea come out with a draw let alone a win from 2nite's encounter, considering their recent downward performance. i blame 9ja chelsea fans for the downfall of the club [/quote]

I Don't Diss but i'll b surprised to c chelsea come out with a draw let alone a win from 2nite's encounter, considering their recent downward performance. i blame 9ja chelsea fans for the downfall of the club

lomzy1:
@yusuf. i will get the pics posted ASAP. will u be able to buy it this week? pls call 08023881557.

@ blinky,  you said you would come for inspection today but u didn't show up! pls call to fix another day.

Wld b expecting the pix of the interior, and i don't think me buying it this week wld look feasible, like i said, i intend to sell the one i'm currently using to raise the money"i'm assuming u're willing to sell for 900k". but definitely b4 d middle of March, if it's been sold by then"so be it & Good 4 u". However i'm serious about d purchase, sorry i cant call u until i've gotten some certain things sorted out, like, How about the Vin Number? and i've seen this same car has been advertised by u since september last year, you said it was a C220 then, now the same car is a C200, i dont understand? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=545513.msg7123824#msg7123824  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=520008.msg6820167#msg6820167